17.7 C
Wednesday, May 29, 2024
secret satire society
HomeEntertainment"Boo Hoo! You Made Me Cry!"

“Boo Hoo! You Made Me Cry!”

MONTECITO - USA - Everyone is crying now! You made me bawl my eyes out! No you made me cry instead! Who is crying now? Aww...

It’s like a who’s who of crying, in one corner is Kate Middleton bawling her eyes out, in another corner is Meghan Markle crying like a fucking baby, and all around are other ladies all crying.

Or maybe they are not crying, maybe one of them is acting, maybe onions are involved in the sordid crying matter?


Who’s crying this time, aww is your mental state a bit fragile? Like you can bully and dismiss whole battalions of people with ruthless efficiency, but the slightest bad press makes you cry?

Oh, look what you have done now, Harry is crying in the corner as well. Just as soon as we get off our private jet and the servants unload the bags of money…


You made me cry now, and I am going to report it on a chat show watched by millions of people. Ooh! I’m going to pull out my race card now and tattle tale.

He said, she said! Take my word for it.

Please give me as much sympathy as possible.



  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -





The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

Translate »