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Cardi B Loses Cardigan in Knitting Accident

LOS ANGELES - USA - Urgent reports are coming in that celebrity Cardi B has lost her cardigan in a knitting accident, or something like that.

Former Prince Harry Shows Off His Californian Garden

CALIFORNIA - USA - Former Prince Harry was filmed on Sunday walking around his Californian garden as he spoke of his joy of moving to his new mansion in the hills.

Keeping Up With the Sussexes – Netflix Series Coming in December

LOS ANGELES - USA - Netflix has announced the 'Keeping Up With the Sussexes' series will be aired in December.

Thousands Cancelling Netflix Subscriptions After Meghan and Harry Woke Deal

LOS ANGELES - USA - Thousands of Netflix subscribers are now ditching their subscriptions after hearing the horrid news that Meghan Markle have made a huge deal so they can preach their hypocrisies to everyone who uses the service.

Meghan is Imitating Diana After Years of Study

SANTA BARBARA - USA - Meghan Markle has adopted to full persona and dressing style of the former Princess Diana, for her own gain.

Man Watches Tenet Film Forward and Backwards Simultaneously

EAST GRIMSTEAD - England - The nonsensical film, Tenet, by director Christopher Nolan has been solved by one man.

Batman Reboot of Reboot Deserves the Boot

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Another reboot of a reboot for Batman, and the movie industry sinks further into obscurity.

Another Tedious Megain Markle Lecture to the Unwashed Masses

SANTA BARBARA - USA - It's another day, and another tedious lecture from the 'self-appointed' voice of the people, Meghan Markle.

Meghan Markle Pees in Extensive Gardens Instead of Using 16 Bathrooms

SANTA BARBARA - USA - Despite having 16 bathrooms in their new $18.6 million mansion, Meghan Markle still likes to pee in the garden.

Harry and Meghan Book: “Fine Whine and Freedom” Bargain Bucket Hit

LOS ANGELES - USA - The latest book from a whining Harry and Meghan contains a lot of useless whining about the immense privilege of being in the royal family.

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