11.4 C
London
Saturday, September 14, 2019
secret satire society
secret satire society
secret satire society
Home Tags Hollywood

Tag: hollywood

Harry and Meghan Visit to RAF Base Brings Cheer

LINCOLNSHIRE - England - An impromptu visit by Harry and Meghan at an RAF base was greeted with delight and cheer by all.

Elton John Pays £7.50 Carbon Offset For Meghan Harry Jets

WINDSOR - England - It's okay that Harry and Meghan took six private jet journeys in a two-week period because Elton John paid a few pounds for the carbon offset.

Palace Insider: Meghan Markle Wanted to Teach Queen How to Twerk

WINDSOR - England - In true Meghan Markle style, the celebrity royal has been teaching a few of the royal ladies how to twerk.

Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.

Inside the Newly Furnished Frogmore Cottage ‘Blinged Up’ On Orders From...

WINDSOR - England - After spending £2.4 million to furnish Frogmore Cottage on the orders of Meghan Markle, taxpayers who footed the bill have a right to know what their money was spent on.

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.

Palace News: Archie May One Day Meet His Long Lost Brother/Sister

WINDSOR - England - There is good news from America. Apparently Archie may have a long lost brother or sister he may one day meet.

Prince Harry Reveals New Baby’s Clothes Ready and Waiting

WINDSOR - England - Da Royalez babee bin borned un-Royale foolz! Prince Harry b showin off da blingtastic Kardashian Fiddy pimpin Nu Royale muffugin babee rags n shiet! Innit!

Limited Edition Stanley Kubrick Series by Taschen Coinciding With the...

LONDON - England - Enigmatic genius filmmaker, Stanley Kubrick is immortalized in a unique limited edition series of books from art publisher, Taschen.

Actress Emma Thompson Brings Champagne and Caviar to Extinction Rebellion

LONDON - England - Heroic Hollywood actress and comrade of the people, Emma Thompson has stopped off in old Blighty for a bit of protest and to rally the troops.

News Today

LATEST NEWS