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Border Agencies: Six Million Migrants to Cross Into Europe This Summer

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The main route of passage used by many migrants from the Third World is through Greece which does not have an effectively functioning border. Once through Greece it is very easy to pass through to Europe because of limited checks and a welcome policy by Sweden and Germany.

“It is very easy. I say too easy. We go through Croatia, Serbia, and Hungary. From there we go to Germany and some go to Sweden, or France. No one wants to stay in France though because they are the worst type of racists and give you no help,” Mahmoud Jahangir, from Lahore, Pakistan told Euronews on Thursday.

What about the fences that have been erected along some borders?

“Wire cutters. We have teams of people with equipment and once we find a way we are in. This is no problem for us,” a migrant travelling through Slovakia revealed.

There has been little effort in mainland Greece to halt the deluge, and the frustration of some of the migrants sometimes spills over. Yesterday, two refugees from Afghanistan tried to hang themselves in Athens.

“We see the good life they live, so we want what they have. I want house, car, women, TV. Here in my homeland I have nothing. This is why I make the journey and the people there have no choice but to take us. They are Europeans, rich and accommodating, they believe in democracy, in justice. We will come by the millions. Thank you EU. Thank you Merkel. We love you!” Abdul bin Djawal, a refugee passing through Greece told news reporters.

 

Jeb Bush: In Retrospect

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It is sad to see such a sight, a man who had $180 million put on him during the presidential campaign, and now a homeless bum, addicted to crack cocaine, glue and M&Ms.

“They threw me out. My mom, she said I was a loser, even my bro turned his back on me, as for pa, well he’s too old now to even know who I am. But no one does anyway, and here I am. Wife kicked me out after she saw me with the pipe, she said I gotta get my bags and leave. Kids don’t wanna know either. Went to the Rotary Club, they threw me out the door again. Oh yeah, but I gotta plan. I’m going to get back and be president one day, you’ll see (snorting a bag of something) you’ll all see, when I’m up there. Trump will see me and he’ll be wishing it was him up there.”

The shelter at night can get rowdy, but Jeb sits in the corner remembering the spirit he showed during the 2016 election campaign. Sometimes a single tear rolls down his cheek as he hits out a fist at an imaginary person.

“I’m a winner! You lose Trump. I’m the winner here!” and then it’s lights out. Tomorrow will be just another day picking up bottles for recycling cash.

Lord Howard: The Beginning of the End

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And so they jump ship, the reality sinking in swiftly. Michael Howard, dredged up from the 1990s Major government, a key Conservative of multiple eras, a man who even helped David Cameron become Prime Minister, is turning his back on his protegé.

Will David Cameron get the message? He was sold a two legged nag with one eye by the EU spin machine, laughed at by the French, umlauted out the room by the Germans, and defecated on by the Romanians.

No one stays on a sinking ship. It defies all logic and reason, and somewhere in that brain of his, Cameron must know this, but how to get reason into his brain?

Someone or something has to make this madness end. How can anyone of sane mind consider staying in the EU?

In a major role reversal, Lord Howard may have to put a stake in Cameron’s heart to stop him continuing on with his foolish ways.

Hillary Clinton Addresses Black Privilege

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Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, addressed the problem of black privilege in America yesterday, especially the massive privileges bestowed on ‘Black Lives Matter’ activists infesting every corner of the United States.

For such an organisation as ‘Black Lives Matter’ to exist, it is privileged to receive massive levels of funding from some very rich sources.

Blacks in America are some of the most privileged people on earth receiving vast state subsidies, free medical care, free housing and jobs even if they are not qualified to do them. The job program is called ‘affirmative action’ where employers must employ African Americans within their work force even if the applicant has no qualifications.

The music business today in America is almost entirely a black enterprise with hip hop, rap and r’n’b dominating every facet of the market. With this vast privilege, people like 50 cent, Beyonce and Jay Z dominate the music industry and have amassed lucrative fortunes.

The unfortunate statistic, that 80% of crime committed in America is by African Americans, and that they make up most of the prison population, of course is a minor detail and always brushed under the carpet, especially when blacks only make up 13% of the U.S. population. But they’re allowed to do that because it is their privilege and special status bestowed on them.

Nowhere is the black privilege more prevalent than the American news media, where if one takes the excruciating time to watch a news report will realise that any crime reported, however heinous, will never mention the race of the perpetrators. Instead Americans are assailed with the clinical non-descriptive terms ‘young people’, or ‘teen’. That is a privilege in itself, as it deems the crime as invisible. Another notch for the privileged black belt.

The fact is, after seven long years of Obama, blacks have never had it so good. They are now wealthy, privileged compared to other nations, and supported from birth to death by the state.

Socialism has worked wonders for the black community in America, and every other YouTube video is a progressive educational broadcast telling people about how black people feel, what you can do to change things, and how. The myriad of Huffington-esque socialist rhetoric, embellished with Marxist undertones seems to have reached the politically correct American populace and successfully indoctrinated them to believe the programming.

Whatever you do though, don’t ever utter the words ‘All Lives Matter’ in America as you may find yourself on the other end of a solid beating.

Historians: Trump Demagoguery Mirrors Il Duce Mussolini

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“In Trump we see a narcissistic demagogue personality capitalising on the seven years of Obama rule, which has reduced Americans into a seething pot of hatred, bigotry and racial intolerance.

“Trump is a reality show personality who seeks support by appealing to popular desires and prejudices rather than by using rational argument and is thus deemed a danger to the United States.

Warnings From History

“By appealing to the populist mob mentality, Trump is mirroring other demagogues from past history, like Mussolini and Hitler.

“Trump may deny openly that he espouses the fascist doctrine, however through analysis of all his speeches and appearances we have concluded that he is a fascist, an American fascist who abides by all the tenets of the political doctrine in its purest form.

“Building walls, mass deportations, rabid patriotism, and the clinical alienation of large swathes of the population to further his goal of fascistic empire, would eternally bring the United States into a war footing with most of the globe. Global war would therefore be a certainty under Trump as he would seek to increase America’s empirical intentions in formerly peaceful regions of the world.

“This time, the Jew has been supplanted by the Muslim, and as in any fascistic doctrine, Trump has sought to increase the Islamaphobic fervour for his own needs, to create an enemy to rail against. In 1925, Mussolini pronounced himself the de facto leader, Il Duce, of the new Italian Empire, and reduced all democratic institutions embracing a dictatorship. The same would apply to Donald Trump, who would reduce democracy in America and create a dictatorship to oust any form of dissent to his rule.

“Only the illumined can see this in America now, but the majority of the U.S. population is blinded by the Trump demagoguery, blinded by jingoism, and blinded by the rhetoric of the gutter that is Donald Trump.”

Addendum: The Daily Squib was the first to make the connection between Trump and Mussolini, and it seems now the Smithsonian has seen fit to make the connection as well.

Robotics Future is Almost Upon Us

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We are seeing massive leaps and bounds in technological advances, not only through robotics, artificial intelligence but through nanotechnology as well.

Call it what you will, call it Moore’s Law, but within 25 years, humans will have a choice whether they want to be enhanced or not. This process will involve neural chipping inside the brain where the possibilities of boosting human intelligence will be limitless.

If one reads the literature direct from the source, humans of the future will mould with technology not only physically but mentally. The functions of eating food may not be needed, or breathing air, with nanobots swimming through the body delivering necessary oxygen to cells and repairing any damage or rooting out cancerous cells on a whim.

Where does this technological magic leave the low paid worker? The conglomerates and corporations will no doubt seek a work force that is reliable, does not need to be paid, and is effective in managing all operations efficiently. One can thus assume that all jobs below the pay threshold of £50,000 will be replaced by A.I. systems and androids.

Fast food restaurants, administrative, warehouse, and most office work will be the realm of artificial intelligence. As for policing, there will be no need for human security officers and most policing within metropolitan areas will be the responsibility of androids. All current jobs that utilise human drivers will also be advanced to robotic A.I. systems, with the advent of driverless vehicles in all cities.

As in all technology, the price for personal robots to do the house chores and cook the meals, to look after the kids, will drop to an affordable level for all households. Just as the television was once an overpriced luxury to many households immediately after its introduction, there is not a single household now that does not own a television or screen of some kind.

There may however be resistance to some of this change, and it is only natural that some sections of the human populace may feel side stepped by such tremendous moves technologically, however there is nothing to fear, as with all epochs, the same resistance was for example suppressed during the Industrial Revolution and the coming Technological Revolution will not be any different, especially when the advanced weaponry on hand will be nigh on impossible to beat.

The ethical and philosophical questions that may arise, will always be tempered by progress. To reach the zenith of human existence one must also break a few eggs, otherwise what kind of omelette are you going to have?

The unknown should not be feared by man, but embraced, and when the unknown becomes a known, then there will be no unknown, just the limitless stars beyond to explore for millennia.

Experts: Britain Would Be Stronger Militarily Out of the EU

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Whatever happens, Britain is in NATO. Whatever happens, Britain would still liaise with their European and American partners in matters of International security.

If Britain were to leave the EU its position would be strengthened because there would be a vast increase in the military budget. Security would be a paramount issue, and the stemming of the dangerous flow of unfettered migration would be halted.

One must not listen to the scaremongering about Britain’s position in the world, when this country has survived through history without the EU and time and time again come out stronger.

To stay in the EU would make us weaker. Primarily because the EU is faltering, its Schengen ruling a thorn in its side, a slow beast led by ineffectual bureaucrats unelected and unconcerned for democracy.

The EU is dying in front of us, overcrowded by mass unfettered migration, internal squabbling, poor economic choices with Eastern European nations bathed in poverty. The PIIGS overburdened by enormous debt and unemployment. These are the terrible shackles that are holding Britain back, poisoning our economy, our right to move forward.

The Europhiles can bring out as many ex-military men as they want to sign letters saying Britain should stay in a doomed EU, but do they really understand every minuscule variable and strand that this entails? No, is the emphatic answer.

Scare us with ISIS? And other horrific troublesome tales of woe, but Britain would stand tall in the current global malaise out of the EU. To be out of the EU does not mean out of Europe, Britain will always be part of the continent, albeit slightly offset by the Channel.

Bring it on. Scare tactics do not work for the informed, scare tactics do not work for the knowledgeable or the educated.

Out of the EU. The MOD’s yearly expenditure would rise to enormous levels. Britain would once again embrace its great military history and not be watered down as it is now under Cameron. Britain has always led the field in military technical innovation and out of the EU it shall once again excel reaching heights never dreamed of before.

Dear readers, if you understand the emotion of fear, look at it right now, then push it aside, for there is no fear in bravery, and there is no fear in knowledge, just stiffen that upper lip and move the fuck on.

The global situation now is nearing a climate of war, and to be shackled to a losing concept like the EU would drag Britain down further.

BREAK FREE! Dear friends, we must reclaim the ramparts! The time is to fortify, not to pander to socialistic niceties and croissants.

Most of all. When the time comes vote with your heart and soul. Do not listen to their propaganda, for that is what it is. The EU’s propaganda budget in mainland Britain is now in the multiples of millions, and they want you to question your country. They want you to falter and to be defeated. No! Do not let them in, for one second.

Remember Tahrir Square. The Egyptian people occupied that square until something was done. The vote is yours, you will occupy that voting booth and your hand will dictate whether Britain is free once again or forever doomed, shackled to a sick entity flailing in the darkness, bloated, corrupt and pretty much destined to the knackers yard.

FREEDOM!

Why Prince William Must Do More Work

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Tut tut for Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge has been scolded by some people for not making an appearance to either helicopter work or royal functions.

What is all this nonsense from the hoi polloi?

“I think it is symptomatic of the anti-royal sentiment emanating from the EU In crowd. These do-gooders are expecting the Prince, a new father no doubt, to work ungodly hours whilst dealing with two kids and a missus who has a penchant for massive spending. I think they should all shut up and get on with their own lives. What ever happened to knowing your place? These days too many people do not know where they belong and seem to think they have a voice or something. Bog orf!” a Kensington Palace insider revealed on condition of anonymity.

Britain Has Two Choices: Churchill or Chamberlain – Victory or Surrender

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The EU Referendum could be a last goodbye to Britain with a sordid cowardly surrender or it could be a victorious courageous brave win against all odds, adversity and treachery.

Once Britain is gone, it would be swallowed up by the EU and the country will never be able to come back. It will be destroyed bit by bit, every part of it will be dissected and assimilated into the collective.

If you wish to do harm to Britain you will vote to stay In the EU, because your actions will cause irreparable damage to this once great nation. You will also have betrayed your countrymen, you will have dishonoured your ancestors and all those who fought in the great wars ancient and near, you will have to live with this thought for the rest of your days on earth.

Your betrayal shall live with you past the grave as you shall be known as the person who effectively sold out your country to those who had no care for Britain.

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David Cameron is Neville Chamberlain, and he knows it in his heart and it shames him every day. To even stand up now is hard work for him, he is racked with guilt and even though he may exist in a form of denial, he will be known as the Prime Minister who nearly surrendered Britain, an act of supreme cowardice close to treason.

It does not have to be this way.

You can fight, fight till the last dying embers of your fiery breath, never extinguishing the flame of battle. You do not have to lie down and surrender. Never! Never Surrender!

Boris Churchill

In all of Britain’s history, ‘surrender’ has never been part of the English language, or the armed forces, or the people.

You can fight the EU now, for time is short, and awaken the true spirit of what it is to be a citizen of Great Britain.

For thousands of years Britons have survived without an EU, and for a thousand more years Britons can survive and flourish as the world is large beyond the borders of France and Germany.

It is your choice. Embrace Victory outside the non-democratic EU or Surrender to those, who wish only to rule over you and take away your sovereignty.

Freedom or Slavery.

Enter Boris to Save Britain From the Dogs

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When someone big like Boris Johnson enters the fray, one cannot avoid quoting Lord Alfred Tennyson:

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
   Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
   Rode the six hundred.

The fight to save Britain and to open business up to the world is on, and Boris is certainly a large enough character to put his point through the morass of propaganda being spewed from the EU Ministry of Lies.

And if all goes well, Britain shall prevail, be a sovereign nation once again, able to dictate its own laws, able to control its own borders, and able to keep its head held high knowing it did the right thing and Never Surrendered.