17.7 C
London
Tuesday, January 13, 2026
secret satire society
Home Blog Page 457

Brexit Will Be Destroyed if Remain Tory Becomes PM

Mr. Charrington
-
1
Brexit Will Be Destroyed if Remain Tory Becomes PM

 

The Remain camp fall into this category, and not only will they stoop to any indignity to mess with Brexit, but they will cheat, lie and moan constantly about their self-inflicted misfortune.

The EU referendum was cross-party, and this means that political parties have been split. It is true to say now that the Conservative party itself is now a party divided between those who respect democracy and those who do not. The Remain side want to be part of an EU that is undemocratic and will ruin Britain forever, and the Leave side are predominantly against the undemocratic EU.

Within this political mire lies some who are supposedly Brexiteers but are actually a Remainer, and the Remainer who is actually a Brexiteer. To name one of these people, we could easily suppose that the Home Secretary, Theresa May is actually a Brexiteer, as her lacklustre support for the Remain campaign proved. We could also suppose that the belaboured Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is a Brexiteer at heart, although none of it may matter in a few days any way.

The stalling of the commencement of Brexit proceedings is a direct result of further treachery from David Cameron. Any decent PM would have held on and respected the peoples decision and implemented it, but Cameron, in a fit of rage simply announced his resignation and had a tantrum propelling the UK into further turmoil and costly leadership contests.

Article 50 Must Be Triggered NOW

The man for the job of PM can only be Boris Johnson. Yes, he swings about with his ideology a bit, but at the end of the day, we want someone who respects the Brexit decision, and has a solid foundation in logic, something only an academically sound educated in ancient history politician can do. Jeremy Hunt’s plan to hold another referendum is a serious watering down of Brexit, and should be thwarted with extreme prejudice.

Remainers are essentially traitors. Pure and simple. They cannot be trusted in any circumstance and they know full well that they have betrayed Britain. They know full well what the EU is about and how they were willing to condemn Britain to another undemocratic legislative governing body. This is why we must treat those who were willing to betray this country with great caution in the future, in similar vein to the post-ww2 traitors. The worst thing that could happen now is that the traitors gain the upper hand of the British people. This would be a terrible time for the country.

We must move forward now, at great pace, as this is now a war footing. There has to be an isolation of those who supported Remain. They must be quarantined as their poisonous ideology is a direct threat to Britain’s stability and democracy.

EU Superstate: Frank-Walter Steinmeier Moving to Erase All National Borders and Powers

Mr. Charrington
-
1
EU Superstate: Frank-Walter Steinmeier Moving to Erase All National Borders and Powers

 

 

 

The EU is fast tracking an EU Superstate document ruling which will change Europe forever.

The proposals mean individual members of a superstate would have no right to their own army; to a separate criminal code or a separate tax system, and would not have their own currency.

In addition, member states will lose control over their own borders and procedures for admitting and relocating refugees.

If Britain had voted to stay in the EU on June 23, the UK would have probably been forced to do the same no doubt.

The EU superstate document signed last September in Rome by the speakers of the national parliaments in Germany, France, Italy and Luxembourg says that ‘concrete proposals’ to deepen EU integration towards a ‘federal union of states’ will be implemented next month.

This would mean there will be no individual nation states in the EU superstate after the ruling is brought into effect and all member states will be forced into it.

Remain Campaign Want England to Re-Play Match With Iceland

Mr. Charrington
-
0
Remain Campaign Want England to Re-Play Match With Iceland

 

Speaking from the Remain HQ in Hackney, London, Wally Farquer, was adamant that the match has to be replayed over and over again until England manage a win.

“We’ve had petitions on it with false signatures and all. We demand England wins and if they have to play 200 matches to do it, so be it.”

Calls for another referend… we mean (ahem) match were cheered by the Remain campaigners on all social media sites.

The Iceland team were however not too happy with the calls to replay the match.

“Er..when you have a match, usually that’s it. We can’t replay just because you didn’t get the result you wanted. Here in Iceland, we call that cheating.”

 

Hooray! Jamie Oliver to Leave Britain if Boris Becomes PM

Mr. Charrington
-
0
Hooray! Jamie Oliver to Leave Britain if Boris Becomes PM

 

 

If there ever was a reason to root for Boris Johnson, this is it. The fat tongued faux-cockney celebrity cook, Jamie Oliver, in an extraordinary rant on social media, has said he will leave Britain if Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister.

The celebrity chef, who likes to dictate to people on a daily basis about his little cooking schemes and sells overpriced sugar-laden products in supermarkets with his bloated head plastered over everything is a fat-tongue idiot who knows nothing about politics, the EU or how it works.

To have such banal celebrities with no understanding of anything chiming in with their ludicrous warblings of nonsensical asininity is an afront to basic levels of intelligence.

Let us all hope the traitorous likes of Jamie Oliver leave these shores and never come back. He will not be missed by many, and his mediocre Hoxton cookery can go too.

Maybe they like fat-tongued arse holes like Jamie Oliver who spout ignorant imbecility at every turn in the Continent but we don’t. You are a morose detestable festering pustule of detritus Jamie Oliver. Piss off.

Why Globalists Must Not Fear Brexit – New World Order Strengthened

Mr. Charrington
-
1
Why Globalists Must Not Fear Brexit – New World Order Strengthened

 

 

Despite the fear inducing projections of the likes of Soros, it is a certainty that the EU will continue to function post-Brexit, and Britain will continue to work with the EU and the rest of the global community in peace.

The markets will stabilise as there has been little fundamental change to the status of Britain, and Brussels has reacted relatively calmly to the EU referendum result. Germany’s Chancellor Merkel gave a positive, calm speech on Saturday.

“Quite honestly, it should not take ages, that is true, but I would not fight now for a short time frame,” Merkel told a news conference.

“The negotiations must take place in a businesslike, good climate,” she said. “Britain will remain a close partner, with which we are linked economically.”

Retaining a strong Great Britain within International politics will bolster the alliance between the United States and the European Union as well as their allies in Eastern Asia.

Britain has the fifth largest economy in the world, holds seats in the United Nations security council and is a key member of NATO.

Britain’s contribution to geo-political discourse and proliferation are invaluable to global political peace, especially in this time of unrest in the Middle East.

As well as forging new trading deals with emerging economies across the globe, the UK will prosper once again as it enjoys its place at the head of the financial global centre. There is no doubt that Brexit was a feared outcome from the globalists, however their fear should subside with time as global stability is reassured.

There are many nations like Japan, Canada, Australia who are flourishing outside the European Union with trade deals, and peaceful cooperation with other nations. Britain is one of these nations, and the democratic EU referendum conducted on June 23, 2016 proved that there is a plan to forge its own path in the global community, yet still contribute and cooperate fully within the globalised world. Britain does not think in terms of restricted trade with punishing EU regulations within an inward looking EU, it instead chooses to look globally to a market of 7 billion people.

The global plan is still intact, and will indeed strengthen, as to have a strong Great Britain outside the EU is better than to have a weakened Great Britain within the EU.

 

Bow Group Calls on Foreign Secretary to Withdraw Statement on Gibraltar

Mr. Charrington
-
0
Bow Group Calls on Foreign Secretary to Withdraw Statement on Gibraltar

 

Gibraltar has nothing to fear post-Brexit despite the hysterical fearmongering comments from Foreign Secretary, Philip Hammond.

Asked about what would happen to Gibraltar, which Madrid said it would seek to jointly govern with London after the Brexit vote, the Foreign Secretary said:

“We will be less able to protect Gibraltar’s interests outside of the EU.”

  • Foreign Secretary has called into question Britain’s ability to protect Gibraltar post-Brexit.
  • Spanish government has consistently expressed the desire for shared sovereignty of the Islands, and has reiterated this call following the Brexit vote.
  • A referendum in Gibraltar in 2002 demonstrated that 99% of residents were in favour of the continuation of British rule.
  • In 2013 the British Government gave the following statement: “The Prime Minister has made clear that the UK government will meet its constitutional commitments to the people of Gibraltar and will not compromise on sovereignty”.
  • The Bow Group calls for the Foreign Secretary to withdraw and clarify the comments, or resign alongside other members of the government who cannot support the EU referendum result.
  • Andrew Rosindell MP describes the Foreign Secretaries comments as “hysterical”. 

 

Bow Group Chairman Ben Harris-Quinney said:

“I have worked closely with members of the Spanish government and Partido Poplar, and have been proud to do so, but the people of Gibraltar have indicated their very clear desire that Gibraltar should remain British and that must be respected by the British and Spanish governments alike.

The Foreign Secretary should be doing everything he can to support and defend our territories, his statement today has caused great concern in Gibraltar and Britain, and cast doubt over the future of Gibraltar’s status during a time of uncertainty.

Phillip Hammond must clarify and withdraw his statements. If he and other “Remain” supporting Ministers are not willing to fulfil their duty with Britain now leaving the EU, they must resign with immediate effect.

On learning of the Foreign Secretary’s statement this afternoon, long term campaigner for Gibraltar’s British status Andrew Rosindell MP said:

“Gibraltar is British and will be protected & kept safe no matter what. It is hysterical to suggest otherwise.”

The Bow Group is Britain’s oldest, most respected Conservative think tank.

The Great Remain Sulk (GRS) and Project Fear

Mr. Charrington
-
0
The Great Remain Sulk (GRS) and Project Fear

 

 

On the 23rd June 2016, the people of the United Kingdom collectively voted to get out of the EU.

Since the results unanimously proclaimed a win for the Leave side, the Remain campaign has not halted their campaign, and Project Fear is an ongoing mission amongst the IN campaigners.

Sore losers to a democratic referendum, the remain camp is doing everything in its power to destabilise an already unstable post-Brexit situation by disseminating scare stories and disinformation.

This is wrong, and should be stopped. Remain lost fair and square and should accept the result from the British people.

Even George Osborne, came out of hiding and today gave a positive Brexit speech revealing contingency plans for the country and economy.

Boris Johnson, who is the key contender to head a post-Brexit government, gave a speech this morning detailing plans for moving Britain forward in the next few months.

“There will still be intense and intensifying European cooperation and partnership in a huge number of fields: the arts, the sciences, the universities, and on improving the environment.

“EU citizens living in this country will have their rights fully protected, and the same goes for British citizens living in the EU.

“British people will still be able to go and work in the EU; to live; to travel; to study; to buy homes and to settle down. As the German equivalent of the CBI – the BDI – has very sensibly reminded us, there will continue to be free trade, and access to the single market.”

“The only change – and it will not come in any great rush – is that the UK will extricate itself from the EU’s extraordinary and opaque system of legislation: the vast and growing corpus of law enacted by a European Court of Justice from which there can be no appeal.

“This will bring not threats, but golden opportunities for this country – to pass laws and set taxes according to the needs of the UK.

“Yes, the Government will be able to take back democratic control of immigration policy, with a balanced and humane points-based system to suit the needs of business and industry.

“Yes, there will be a substantial sum of money which we will no longer send to Brussels, but which could be used on priorities such as the NHS. Yes, we will be able to do free trade deals with the growth economies of the world in a way that is currently forbidden.”

There is nothing to fear. Britain will conduct its business in good time, and the markets have been calmed.

If you are a Remain campaigner, please get over yourself, you must accept the result that was democratically voted by the British people.

Brexit is a fundamentally outward looking project. It does not seek to isolate Britain from Europe, or the world, and now is the time to embrace it for all parties.

Sturgeon Threatens UK Democratic EU Referendum Vote With Veto

Mr. Charrington
-
0
Sturgeon Threatens UK Democratic EU Referendum Vote With Veto

 

 

The SNP leader said she would order her MSPs to refuse “legislative consent” if and when when the Scottish Parliament was required to ratify the UK’s withdrawal from the bloc.

Speaking to the BBC she said: “If the Scottish Parliament was judging this on the basis of what’s right for Scotland then the option of saying look we’re not to vote for something that’s against Scotland’s interest, of course that’s got to be on the table.”

The further threats and nasty rhetoric from Sturgeon comes after threatening to hold another vote of Independence from England and Wales on Friday.

These Scottish threats are bitter convulsions and vindictive undemocratic rejections of democratic freedom for the United Kingdom.

The European Commission, the executive body of the EU, has already ruled there is no option but the whole of the UK exiting following Thursday’s Leave vote, putting Sturgeon’s threats to ground.

Vote Leave’s Theresa Villiers has rejected the ludicrous claims from Sturgeon and revealed that parliament has the last say on the matter.

Question. Why on earth would anyone vote for independence to gain their supposed ‘freedom’ only to join an undemocratic EU? It makes no logical sense. The only explanation is a deep seated racist hatred of the English fuelling this odd behaviour.

Fan dabby dozy..

Comrade Corbyn: We Are Purging Party of Dissenters

Mr. Charrington
-
0
Comrade Corbyn: We Are Purging Party of Dissenters

 

 

 

Comrades! Citizens! Brothers and Sisters! Men, women, gender fluids of our Soviet Labour Party!

I am addressing you, my friends!

The perfidious coup attack on our Party, begun on June 24 by lickspittle traitor Commissar Hilary, is continuing.

In spite of heroic resistance of the Labourite Red Army, and although the enemy’s finest divisions and finest units have already been smashed and have met their doom on the field of battle, the enemy continues to push forward, hurling fresh forces into the attack.

Hilary’s troops have succeeded in capturing half of the shadow cabinet, a considerable part of the Cabinet, but we have upped the barricades and thrown the enemy from the ramparts.

The Fascist coup is extending the range of operations of its attacks and is bombing the news media with further lies, lies, lies.

Comrade Corbyn labour

A grave danger hangs over our party.

How could it have happened that our glorious Red Army surrendered a number of Cabinet seats to the Fascist traitors and vile betrayers of our Soviet ideals?

What is required to put an end to the danger hovering over our party, and what measures must be taken to smash the enemy?

Above all, it is essential that our people, the Soviet Labour party, should understand the full immensity of the danger that threatens our party and abandon all complacency, all heedlessness, all those moods of peaceful, constructive work which were so natural before the coup but which are fatal today when the in-fighting has fundamentally changed everything.

The enemy is cruel and implacable. He is out to seize our party watered with our sweat, to seize our soviet Marxist ideology and soil secured by our hard work.

He is out to restore the rule of landlords, to restore capitalism, to destroy national culture and the national State socialist existence of Soviet Britons.

Thus the issue is one of life or death for the Soviet Labour party, for the peoples of Britain.: the issue is whether peoples of the Soviet Labour Peoples Party shall remain enslaved or fall into democracy.

The Soviet people must realise this and abandon all heedlessness, they must mobilise themselves and reorganise all their work on new, wartime lines, when there can be no mercy to the enemy.

Further, there must be no room in our ranks for whimperers and cowards, for panic-mongers and deserters; our people must know no fear in the fight and must selflessly join our patriotic War of liberation, our war against the democratic enslavers.

MacDonald, the great founder of our Party, used to say that the chief virtue of the Soviet people must be courage, valour, fearlessness in struggle, readiness to fight together with the people against the enemies of our party.

We must wage a ruthless fight against all disorganisers of the rear, deserters, panic-mongers, rumour-mongers, exterminate spies, diversionists, enemy parachutists, rendering rapid aid in all this to our destroyer battalions. We must bear in mind that the enemy is crafty, unscrupulous, experienced in deception and dissemination of false rumours.

We must reckon with all this and not fall victim to provocation. All who by their panic-mongering and cowardice hinder the work of defence, no matter who they are, must be immediately haled before a party tribunal.

In order to insure a rapid mobilisation of all forces of the peoples of the Soviet Labour Party, and to repulse the interior enemy who treacherously attacked our party, a State Committee of Defence has been formed in whose hands the entire power of the State has been vested.

All our forces for the support of our heroic Red Army and our glorious Labour Party!

All the forces of the people—for the demolition of the enemy!

Forward, to our victory!

Younger Generation Will Have to Be De-Programmed From Years of EU Indoctrination

Mr. Charrington
-
2
Younger Generation Will Have to Be De-Programmed From Years of EU Indoctrination

There is a generation of the population who have grown up under the European Union, they have been through the education system and indoctrinated in EU processes, and the EU is all they have known.

These people will have to slowly be de-programmed from the deep endemic technique used to program them to EU servitude.

Through Britain’s education system, from primary to university, students are conditioned over the years in EU programs and ideology of Marxist collectivisation.

It is up to the Brexit government to help the indoctrinated youth in breaking free from their programming. Schools and all educational institutions must have their programs altered to address the reality as opposed to the blatant brainwashing of our youth.

These people are like NPCs in video games (Non Player Characters), as they are programmed to follow their EU masters at all junctures, and are formulated from birth with deep EU programming through educationally instilled indoctrination.

De-programming the youth may now take two or three generations to combat the vast EU programming. We can see the strength and level of programming that brainwashed the young from some of their reaction during the EU referendum where many did not know why they were pro-EU but found themselves uncontrollably waving the EU flag at every opportunity. In most cases, the brainwashing was so powerful that the youth were not aware of what they were doing.

1...456457458...803Page 457 of 803
squib footer 270

Breaking News

Copyright © Daily Squib 2024.

The Daily Squib is a curious satirical parody newspaper offering breaking news, political satire, comedy, investigative journalism, opinion and celebrity news.