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Remainers Should Renounce British Citizenship and Apply to Live in Germany

 

 

For all you Lord and Lady Haw Haws of Britain who voted to remain, you can renounce your British citizenship, learn to speak German, and go to live in Deutschland.

If you live in Germany already you may even be offered dual citizenship in the future.

If you voted to remain in the EU, some would say you hate Britain and its history and are effectively nothing more than a traitor, although this could be true, there were many who voted to remain in the EU who did not know the reason for doing so. They were most probably the brainwashed youth who have been through the eurocentric education system and are not only naive to the machinations of the EU, but have very little understanding of any political process or ideology.

If you hate Britain so much, you are now welcome to denounce British citizenship and live in Germany where you will be able to live the life you want in the EU.

It is your choice and whatever your decision please just fuck off and stop your incessant whining.

 

Whitewash Chilcot Inquiry a Disgrace to Justice and Law

 

 

 

There is no doubt that Tony Blair, the former prime minister, who took Britain into an unjustified Iraq war, and is the direct cause for what is going on now in the Middle East with ISIS, is above the law.

The Chilcot Inquiry which has taken years to be published is a document not worth the paper it is printed on.

Tony Blair Iraqi Child

By escaping any justice to his crimes during the Iraq war, Tony Blair has escaped once again and will never be brought to heel for his crimes against humanity.

To see Tony Blair at the Hague would be the only form of justice that would be commensurate to his crimes, however that will never happen either.

No one will ever truly know what happened to Dr. David Kelly, or the decisions that circumvented the law to go to war, or the prior planning up to one year before the decision to attack and invade Iraq was made.

Tony Blair can once again breathe a sigh of relief. He truly got away with it and is effectively above the law.

Brexit At Risk: Pro-EU Leadsom and May Versus Brexiteer Gove

Andrea Leadsom was extremely pro-EU in 2013, and even though she was involved in the Leave campaign, there are serious doubts to her vision of a valid Brexit.

Theresa May has backed out of repealing the ECHR, and has also said that mass migration should continue into Britain post Brexit.

These candidates present a watered down Brexit vision where Britain will still be under the thumb of the EU and nothing will change.

On the other side of the coin is the now unpopular Michael Gove, who spectacularly leaped over former candidate Boris Johnson using rather underhand techniques. Despite his ruthless campaign, Gove is a real Brexiteer who is more than capable of taking the PM job and exercising a proper Brexit.

There is further danger for Brexit from Tony Blair who is now saying that Brexit should simply be ignored and Britain should remain in the EU. Blair’s despicable stance on the democratically won EU referendum is a disgusting vindictive position that is an affront to democracy. If Remain had won by a small margin, he would not be saying that the result should be ignored.

Unfortunately for Brexit, there are many in the Conservative party who wanted to remain in the EU, which may impact on the Tory leadership contest and destroy a real implementation of leaving the EU.

Ruthless Intelligent Michael Gove Pitches For PM Job

 

 

Ruthless and calculating, but one who understands that doing the right thing is imperative when making political decisions in the interests of the country, Michael Gove’s speech today at Policy Exchange brings forth a reasoned vision of a Brexit future.

‘I had to stand up for my convictions. I had to stand for the leadership of this party.’

Where Boris wavered with jocular flamboyance, Gove utilises an almost scientific emotionless technique in appropriation of political office.

Theresa May pales in comparison as she is not only a Remainer but she has shown duplicitous meandering qualities that resolve as untrustworthy mantles that would hamper the nation.

Where Theresa May has backtracked on the likes of ECHR, Gove has assured his allegiance to Brexit, and the abolishment of free movement, securing Britain’s borders and all the other pledges.

Gove has urgency, and is the right candidate for the job under the circumstances.

Certainly, one who inculcates such a passionate calculated vision as Gove has outlined in his speech today, he is now at the forefront of the leadership race.

Brexit at Risk: Remain MP Theresa May Backtracks On ECHR

 

 

The Brexit many in Britain voted for is at serious risk of ever occurring now that Theresa May, a Remain campaigner is leadership favourite after Boris Johnson was spectacularly betrayed yesterday.

Britain would not be able to deport dangerous criminals and terrorists from its shores as promised before, if Theresa May becomes the next Tory PM as she has already backtracked on dumping the restrictive European Court of Human Rights.

Brexit is now at a stalemate level, and could even be fizzled out completely because Tony Blair wants to be the ‘statesman’ who wants to conduct talks with Brussels. If this terrible scenario were ever to happen, Britain would be stitched up forever, as Blair is a blatant europhile and does not believe in Britain.

Michael Gove, is unfortunately under the control of Osborne and Cameron as has been recently revealed by sources within the inner circle. He could be a plant and is controlled by Osborne’s lieutenants.

We are now witnessing the end of a very short period where the players have been revealed to be more interested in the job of PM, than Britain’s Brexit, and once they gain power they will water down Brexit to very low levels or simply renege on the whole thing all together.

Britain may never leave the EU, and there are probably sighs of relief being heard across the Channel and in Scotland.

Brexit may now never happen and the idea of a safe Britain is lost.

What does Nigel Farage think about that? Unfortunately it does not matter, as he has no power to do anything about it.

Boris: “I Have Something In My Back”

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Ah, the cruelty of politics, one minute you work together, the next you stab hard in the back, the next, you work together and everything is fine..supposedly, and the circle continues once again.

No doubt, Michael Gove was egged on by his commandeering wife before he plunged the knife deep into his old pal, Boris’ back, but when it comes to becoming PM, anything goes.

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Such are the brutal trials and tribulations of power play, that MPs have to have good stabbing hands and sharp knives.

One can imagine Boris Johnson reeling forwards as he utters the words ‘Et tu, Gove?’

Many Britons are now more concerned with the even scarier prospect of Jamie Oliver staying in Britain, as BoJo is out of the picture for PM.

Jeremy Corbyn: I Am Still Leader of the Labour Party

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Former Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, who was sectioned under the Mental Health Act last night, still believes he is the leader of the Labour party.

According to witnesses, Corbyn was removed, still firmly planted on a chair, from the offices of the Labour Head Quarters last night by a team of trained psychiatrists, guards, nurses and police.

Witnesses recall harrowing tales from the terrible incident: “We were to have the twentieth meeting that day to persuade him to go. He (Corbyn) started to dribble uncontrollably, and his eyes went up into the sockets, then the trembling came. Corbyn said he was Lenin. He stood up and gave a rousing speech recalling his time in Saint Petersburg during the revolution. The furious Corbyn/Lenin then started to smash furniture and demanded the ‘Bolsheviks smite the bourgeois capitalist scum  and aristocracy wherever they may lie’. Party members were stunned as the wild eyed Corbyn then stood up on a chair, put on his hat, then started to cluck like a chicken, even flapping his arms and moving his neck like a chicken does when it walks.”

When concerned aides called the emergency services, it took four hours to coax Corbyn to come out of a filing cabinet, and when he finally did, he superglued himself to a large chair. He was removed from Labour HQ by fifteen men whilst on a chair still shouting that he was the Labour leader.

Responders at the scene are now receiving counselling.

Think Tank: Conservative Members Should Have More Say in Leadership Contest

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  • Poll of Bow Group & Conservative Grassroots members and associates show Liam Fox and Andrea Leadsom as the clear favourites among members for the Conservative Party Leadership
  • Conservative Party members have not been able to vote on Party Leadership for 11 years
  • Party membership has halved in that time, with members given fewer powers over decision-making
  • The Bow Group questions the length and process of the schedule of the Conservative Party Leadership election and the final number of candidates to be put before the membership
  • The Bow Group has written to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee to express concern that the true wishes of members will be ignored in favour of an internal ‘Westminster bubble’ deal
  • Candidates’ lack of genuine support among the membership risks damaging their mandate to lead the Party and further degrading the role of members

 The results demonstrated that Andrea Leadsom and Liam Fox held a +16.65% lead ahead of favourites Boris Johnson & Michael Gove, and a +35.05% lead over Theresa May.

The results indicate a stark disconnect between Party members and the Parliamentary Party.

Following a statement earlier this week, the Bow Group has subsequently written to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee, expressing disappointment over how the election has been rushed through and that the limited option for only 2 final candidates represent a lack of internal democratic debate within the Party. This statement can be read below.

Using a sample size of 2,228, participants were asked: ‘Which team or candidate is best placed to uphold conservative values in the Conservative Party Leadership election?’

Results:

  • Andrea Leadsom & Liam Fox : 1,086 (48.74%)
  • Stephen Crabb & Sajid Javid: 120 (5.39%)
  • Boris Johnson & Michael Gove: 715 (32.09%)
  • Theresa May: 305 (13.69%)

Statement to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee:

 

The Bow Group wishes to register our disappointment as to the schedule and form of the Conservative Party Leadership election.

As an organisation which has consistently argued for greater democratic engagement and grassroots involvement within the Conservative Party, we believe that a serious opportunity to address deep-rooted deficiencies has been missed.

Party members have witnessed their traditional roles of Parliamentary candidate selection slowly reduced, while Conference has become a scripted media event without real access for members to set an agenda or policy deliberation.

This has now been exacerbated in the same approach being taken towards the election highest position within the Party: the Leadership.

Whilst we understand there is a view that the nation’s need for new leadership is pressing, we feel that an election should have been scheduled to conclude at the end of Conservative Party conference and that the decision should have been one solely for the membership, with the maximum number of candidates and widest debate possible placed before them.

It has been 11 years since members have been able to have a say on the Party leadership. We believe that the 1922 Committee decision and chosen Party process make it difficult for a candidate, popular with the wider membership but not necessarily as popular in Parliament, to stand a fair chance of being elected.

Ideological preferences are being compressed and ultimately discarded through this narrow process.

During the tenure of David Cameron’s leadership the Conservative Party membership  has halved, with two severe scandals being linked to that decline.

There has been a growing feeling in the grassroots membership of the Party that there is a disconnect between the membership and leadership, and that power is increasingly conducted from the centre rather than the broad membership.

Under the current scheduled process the newly elected leader will lack the mandate of an appropriate and comprehensive election, which is likely to weaken their position before the membership, and the country.

Many members that have been dissatisfied with the direction of the Party in recent years will undoubtedly be watching this election with interest, as will those who have left the Party but would consider returning under the right circumstances.

Recent elections and events have demonstrated quite conclusively that the Conservative Party needs a large and committed membership to win elections and engage effectively with the nation.

We would therefore ask that serious consideration is given to extending the period of the election to include the Conservative Party Conference itself, and that the number of candidates to be placed before the membership is extended to at least four.

We would hope that consideration is also given to significant reform of the Conservative Party to place membership back at its core, and that candidate selection and the election of the Conservative Party Chairman is handed back to the membership.

We hope to work with the Conservative Party towards this end, and beyond the leadership election.

The Bow Group is a leading conservative think tank based in London. Founded in 1951, the Bow Group is the oldest conservative think tank in the UK.

 

This is a Call to All Other European Countries – Save Yourselves Before It’s Too Late

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On June 23, 2016, the British people unanimously voted for democracy, something that has been missing from Europe for a long time.

European countries like Spain, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Denmark, Sweden, Hungary and all the others who can see the door is now open — You must take the tentative step for your national freedom — Soon it will be too late as you will be completely assimilated into the EU collective of federalism.

Brexit is about love for democracy, Europe and Europeans, but not the EU.

This is your last chance to take back control of your nations, your economies, and of your democratic rights as free thinking people.

For freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom to make ones own laws, and freedom to run ones own economy, you must all push for democratic revolution to break free from the EU.

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EU Democracy

 

The shackles of undemocratic dictatorial EU authoritarianism can be smashed with one last referendum that will establish freedom and individual economic prosperity for nations in Europe once again. The EU is even considering banning all referenda, so act quickly.

Where you have been stunted by restrictive EU regulations on your economies, on your trading, on your border controls, these will be smashed by democratic choice.

The EU wishes to build a dedicated EU army force for your children to be enlisted in. This is a threat to Russia, who are using the prospect of an EU army to justify military build ups on Europe’s doorstep. The EU is provoking Russia.

For the sake of peace. For the sake of your economies. For the sake of your security. For the sake of your democratic rights and respective governments’ sovereignty.

Vote for democracy.

Leave the EU!

 

 

Confused Indoctrinated UK Youth Brainwashed in EU Soviet Ideology May Need Years of De-Programming Help

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No one ever said during the EU referendum campaign that £350 million was going to go straight to the NHS, yet confused indoctrinated youth spouting slogans made up by the Remain campaign are adamant that that is what was said.

This is because of a process of constant repetition by chief Remain campaign programmers who operate to rally the easily controlled youth; 17 – 25, is the age range which we are seeing with the worst problems as not only are they profoundly naive about the EU, but they have been through the EU-centric education system and have been completely indoctrinated by European Union programmers over the years.

Disinformation

The figure, £350 million/week was part of the £19.1 billion gross figure that is sent to Brussels each year. To try and reason with any of these brainwashed Remain supporters is an impossible task such is the level of their mental conditioning. It was used during the campaign as a way of illustrating the amount of money that leaves these shores each week and not used on our own needs. Yet, the Remain side wished to skew this figure for their own means.

When a 17 year-old Remain protester says their college will lose funding because of Brexit, they do not realise that for every pound their college received, the UK had to send £2.50 in tax to Brussels. The majority of Remain supporters will not research or utilise individual logic, reasoning analysis to come to a decision, they will instead listen to the false information propaganda repeated over and over again until it rings true amongst the limited and stunted, naive followers who follow so blindly and without question.

Collective programming

Of course, there is also the group collective camaraderie variable to consider, where a group of youths will automatically follow others purely to be part of a group. This is called the herd mentality, and it is the job of the Remain campaign heads to herd the supporters and fuel them with further lies, building up the Marxist EU rhetoric and control technique to fever pitch.

In his 1928 book, Propaganda, Bernays writes of Lippmann’s predecessors Wilfred Trotter and Gustave Le Bon:

Trotter and Le Bon concluded that the group mind does not think in the strict sense of the word. In place of thought it has impulses, habits and emotions. In making up its mind, its first impulse is to follow the example of a trusted leader. This is one of the most firmly established principles of mass psychology.”

Education

The sheer level of EU Marxist programming within the educational system is immense, and it may take two or three generations to overcome. From primary to university, the British education system for the last 40 years has been Eurocentrically programming children to follow the EU blindly.

Pop culture

The Remain campaign also utilised pop culture brands as a way of swaying the opinion of the youth. By announcing that celebrities like Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley are for remaining in the EU, the controllers were playing on the youth’s inability to distinguish the separation of the actor’s persona in films and the individual. The people have been programmed to follow these ‘beautiful people’ and the way it makes their own mediocre lives seem more special accentuates their feeling of self worth therefore garnering their undying support.

By utilising celebrities and film stars, the youth can be controlled quite easily, even though, most actors and actresses know little of the machinations and political process of the EU, they play along because it is in their interests to garner further publicity. If one was to ask Keira Knightley who the president of the EU is, or what the European Commission is made up of, she would not have a clue, as much as the brainwashed Remain follower would.

Soviet Nazi Repetition techniques and mass hypnosis

We must also delve into the process of repetition. This propaganda technique is utilised by many regimes, from the soviet spectrum to the fascist. The remain campaign utilised this in conjunction with Project Fear, to a) scare people b) beat home the message on a scared population. Thankfully, Project Fear backfired as much of the scaremongering was revealed to be untrue. The repetitive feeding of messages however worked well on the majority of the Remain supporters, who are now so brainwashed by pro-EU propaganda, they cannot get out of it.

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly and with unflagging attention. It must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over. Here, as so often in this world, persistence is the first and most important requirement for success.” War Propaganda, in volume 1, chapter 6 of Mein Kampf (1925), by Adolf Hitler

The collective hypnosis on the Remain herd will have to be broken by someone, but it may be a task that is too great even for teams of trained psychoanalysts. How do you de-program people with such intense levels of programming?

The only answer is in time. Hopefully, over time the level of Marxist pro-EU brainwashing will subside. Unfortunately, these people are still being misled by Remain campaign controllers, and unless they stop their irresponsible control techniques on the weak and naive supporters, there will be no change any time soon. The mass hypnosis will continue for awhile. Until — click.