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Experts: Zika Global Delivery Will Accelerate After Brazil Olympics

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For Zika, this is the best conduit for claiming new territory, and the 2016 Olympics will surely accelerate the spread of the virus worldwide.

Naturally the authorities on the ground are saying there is no threat, and this is the recommended response to a virus that has spread now to the continental United States in Florida.

Mothers who give birth to Zika babies in Brazil are shunned and rejected by their own families, as well as silenced by the Brazilian authorities.

Zika remains in sperm for a prolonged period, and even though the virus may not show up elsewhere, it can be transmitted months after the host is infected.

Nations participating 207
Athletes participating 10,293 confirmed (more than 10,500 expected)
Events 306 in 28 sports
Opening ceremony 5 August

The inevitable spread of the virus will become a global test post-Olympics but may be a much needed respite from over breeding in third world countries.

If there was any sign of responsibility, the Brazilian Olympics would be cancelled, however there is too much money at stake for such a thing to happen.

The corporations would rather the globe become infected with Zika than to cancel their lucrative deals.

 

Trump Mail Order Bride Melania NYPost Nude Extravaganza

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Not content with capitalising on Melania’s blatant verbatim plagiarism of Michele Obama’s speech, the chink in the Trump armour seems to be his wife.

Democrats do not seem to care about non PC sexism when it comes to exposing the body of a rivals wife, and yes there is an element of hypocrisy here as well, but when it’s election time anything goes.

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Yes, you can see Melania’s chuff, and you can see her pert breasts with nips that look like walnuts, bronzed up and ready to go. The additional photos showing Melania in sapphic embrace also endear the viewer to the potential FLOTUS.

Imagine having a first lady like that, where you already have seen every inch of her quivering body.

For an old fat rich man like Donald Trump, his mail order bride ticks all the boxes, especially in the body department.

“She has this kinda Transylvanian accent. I can imagine Trump handing her his American Express Gold card and with his fat podgy right hand gently directing her head downwards,” one Democrat quipped.

If Donald Trump can get out of this one, kudos to the man, that means sleaze comes to the White House. He will deck the place out in gaudy gold plated furniture and his mail order bride will be draped over the furniture as an adornment worthy of a multi-millionaire classless loudmouth thug.

Here’s to Trump…and his wife.

Another Year Another Episode of Celebrity Big Brother

Such is the turgid vapid state of our culture today that the banal pestilence of reality TV invades all quarters, even if you do not have a television, it seeps its ugly puss filled parade of losers and vile celebrity empty egotistical moroseness into the media bucket of excrement.

Big Bother more like, and how George Orwell would surely vomit to see his creation defiled in such an unholy way.

A singular episode of this cretinous empty headed reality filth surely would make any sane person wish to disembowel themselves with a rusty razor blade such is the banality of its repetition.

Year after year, celebrities or nobodies join the circus to be ogled at in their fish tank of pomposity and all pervading plasticity. These non-entities trying so hard to be seen, yet they only dig their own graves with each second on the clucking mess that is touted at every moment by the fawning media.

This person did that, she said something, he said something else. Who cares? Do people really have such empty lives that they watch this shit? Surely there must be something else to their existence, surely they must have seen through this by now.

The only Big Brother worth watching would be one where the celebrities are put in the house, given weapons and told to fight to the death, the last man or woman standing soaked in blood and guts applauded for their purging skills.

It is this very perfunctory effort to stolidly remove any mystique from celebrities that is an affront to fame that is most sickening. Today, there is no mystique left, we know the warts and all, and this in effect removes celebrity status. Without mystery, there is no fantasy on behalf of the non-celebrity.

These people are not famous any more, because fame is sucked from their every pore for every minute, or second they are on Big Brother. They are one thing though, whores who will do anything to be on the box, and that very act diminishes any form of talent they may have aspired to achieve.

Fuck them. They are nothing and will never be anything, forgotten in the sands of time much like 99% of popular culture around today, meaningless crud of the lowest kind, not worthy of merit or mention apart from the most aggressive invective.

Apparently the World Will End Again Today

 

If religion hasn’t brought upon enough nightmares upon this earth already with wars, prejudice, hatred and division, there are Christian sects who are vying for the earths destruction.

The End Time Prophecies espoused in the Bible apparently predict according to some that today 29th July 2016, the polar caps will shift, there will be vast earthquakes, volcanoes and fire. From heaven trumpets will sound, and an army of white clad soldiers on horses will fly down from the stratosphere chasing Arabs who are deemed as satanic beasts to be slain where they stand. Amongst the Arabs is the anti-Christ and he will be thrown into a molten pit of lava with the rest of them.

But it doesn’t end there. Angels will come down to the graves of those who died and take the souls of Christians. Anyone who doesn’t believe in the fictional Jesus Christ character, is doomed to burn in the fires of hell for eternity.

Don’t forget to slug a few pints of vodka whilst watching the video, and if you have to laugh, do it with gusto, and let off a burp or three to confirm you are still alive.

Gossip Trump Has Lost the Election Already

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What kind of a president gossips about phone calls with the Russian president in which they reveal that Putin called Obama a n*gger?

Trump is a gossip, a low down blabber mouth and a vulgarian.

It was obvious many months ago that Trump is swimming in waters that are way above his station, but his most recent faux pas is a red stop sign saying no way is this guy going to be president, he is an imbecile with not a single diplomatic bone in his body.

Some people will say ‘what you get is what you see’ with Trump, but the role of any politician or premier is exactly the opposite of that.

Donald Trump is a liability, not only to the United States but the globe, and every day we see more utter foolishness from this little man.

It is certain when the debates between Clinton and Trump materialise the evidence will be clearer, on the one hand will be a mature adult, on the other will be an irresponsible kid.

Trump has lost the presidency all by himself, and it is time the people of America woke up to who he really is — an idiot.

Welcome to Merkel’s Schengen Death Zone of Terror

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Communities have been blighted in Germany as their towns and villages are taken over by hundreds of thousands of people who harbour deadly terrorists waiting for their time to strike.

The free movement within the Schengen death zone enables these terrorist cells to travel freely within Europe, and to smuggle deadly weapons without any form of checks at borders.

Countries like Kosovo where there are vast amounts of unlicensed guns are vying for EU membership and are currently in the fast-track queue.

The Syrian Jihadi cells that have infiltrated Europe through its open door policy are numbered at a moderate 5,000 by EUROPOL, however if one were to include radicalised homegrown Jihadists, and disenfranchised Muslims within the continent, the  numbers would be well up in the 100,000s.

The well trained terrorists that were invited into the EU merged with migrants. These are battle hardened men and women, trained to blend in, who do not overtly look Islamic, and indulge in alcohol and Western customs. They are triggered by their handlers or news events at any given time, their weapons ready, they can commit attacks within the Schengen zone at any point, and for the European security forces, it is akin to finding a needle in a hay stack.

The role of the attacks on Europe encompass many motives, but the main role is to inculcate a feeling of total fear, the second is to make Muslims living in Europe a pariah, to be hated and feared so much that they will escape to the Middle East and the so-called Caliphate. This within Islamic terms is called the Hijra (migration).

The French seem to have borne the brunt of the attacks in recent months with the Nice attack and numerous others. The Germans have had their fair share, but these are silenced as much as possible by the authorities. Western women are targeted and raped by Islamists, but the worst part of this horror is that EU officials cover up the news and they are not reported by the press.

The only solution is to shut off the Schengen free movement zone completely. All borders must be sealed off if Europe is to be saved from this savagery, however one suspects this will never happen under Merkel and Juncker’s watch.

It is almost as if they invited terror into Europe willingly and are encouraging the deaths of EU citizens with their actions. Maybe it is so, maybe that is their wish, for they have now created a climate of utter terror and fear in Europe where Muslims are outcasts and lepers to the predominantly Christian population.

If nothing is done soon, there will be all-out war in Europe, civil unrest, and riots where people take it upon themselves to commute justice on those they view as wild savages.

They will keep coming and coming, every day, every minute, more will come, and the next day even more, and there will be no checks, no stops, no order, a constant deluge until Europe is no more.

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Britain Must Repeal the 1972 European Communities Act Immediately

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There should be no more half measures, or shady deals done in back rooms that will effectively keep Britain dangling in a losing EU. We must leave immediately and become decisive.

Does Theresa May have the balls to start proceedings immediately? Probably not, because she technically does not have balls, but we need someone who does have the gumption and balls to do the job effectively.

Bring on John Redwood or Daniel Hannan or Nigel Farage, come forward and repeal the 1972 European Communities Act, we must take back our own constitutional rights to withdraw from the European Union.

Ignoring the pipsqueak Sturgeon, who has no power to do anything without Britain, we must forge ahead as quickly and decisively as possible.

Theresa May, if she wishes to channel Thatcher, must be decisive and strong, to withdraw from the EU immediately so we can take back full control of our laws and trade, we must stop paying Brussels their blood money, we must act with haste and determination.

Do it now.

John Redwood the Only Vanguard Brexiteer?

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Out of all Brexiteers, John Redwood has been pretty much the only one who is shouting the loudest when the unjust, undemocratic whining cheating Remain camp or EU come up with another idea to foil Brexit.

Redwood is certainly right in saying that Britons did not vote for a “slightly beefed-up version” of David Cameron’s attempted renegotiation with the EU.

He writes: “We voted to leave, to take back control of our laws, our money and our borders. Those phrases were repeated throughout the Leave campaign, heard and understood by many, and approved by the majority of voters.

“The rest of the EU is missing the point. There should  be no negotiation over taking back control of these important matters.

“When the Conservatives lost the 2005 election – partly based on Labour’s lie of no more boom and bust – we did not try to overturn the election result, take them to court, or demand a re-run! We accepted the verdict of the UK voters.”

Exactamundo! As the Fonz would say.

We voted to Get the Fuck Out of the EU. OUT! GO! GONE! VAMOOSE! AUS!

As for Theresa May saying she wants to ‘please everybody’, that is an impossibility. The majority of the people in the UK voted to LEAVE the EU, and there are going to be some sour faces around but that’s life, get over it, have a cream soda.

We are now in serious danger of having our democracy violated not only by the EU but the traitorous Remain whiners who don’t understand democracy. You have a vote, whoever wins wins. That’s it. You don’t have another vote just because you lost, that is wrong, that is cheating, that is a violation of democracy.

Remain lost the vote. Get over it. You wanted Britain to stay in some dystopian soviet EU stasi nightmare where even greater union would be foisted on Britain and its sovereignty wiped from the face of the earth. Remain people are deluded, they are willing slaves to the Eurocrats, they are brainwashed idiots each and every one of them, contemptible scum not even worthy of pity.

If there was a state of war right now, all those who voted Remain would be put in camps, because they cannot be trusted, they are nothing but traitors. All their names have been taken.

As for Scotland, yes, they had a 60% Remain vote, but 40% of Scots are not vindictive English hating racists. When the Scots voted for independence they were effectively voting to leave the EU, but funny thing is they did not have a problem with it then. The majority of Scots are bitterly jealous of the English, and they are foisting their own failures as a nation onto voting in referendums. Scotland is blighted by alcoholism, poor diet, unemployment, drugs and a vast hatred for England all rolled into one sickbag of a benefits economy not worth anything. The EU referendum result was the whole United Kingdom voting, and it does not matter that most Scots voted for Remain out of spite, the whole UK emphatically voted to LEAVE the EU.

Brexit means Brexit. Deal with it.

 

An Ode to the Deafening Silence of Gove

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Yes, Michael Gove, the man with the Brexit plan was ousted from government, he was thrown into the political wilderness, otherwise known as the backbenches but where are you now Gove, where are those Brexit dreams seemingly watered down with so much empty rhetoric from the Theresa May coalition of Remainers and Brexiteers?

Come forth O backstabbing brainbox Gove with thou unequivocal computer mind, index the data and tell us what the next fucking step is in the proceedings.

No one else seems to know anything of substance in the current government, it seems as if the dream of Brexit that became a reality for a fleeting moment has once again taken flight as the incessantly moaning Remainers take over the media and eviscerate the dream, waiting for public mood to change.

Gove, your real parents somewhere in the ether, and your adopted parents, all from Scotland, they see you, but don’t really see you. This Sturgeon, a hater of the English of which you have adopted, wants to spite Britain, she wants to ruin not only Scotland but to Bannockburn the English once and for all.

Rise up from the ashes O mighty erudite Gove, put back on your big round head those glasses and compute the data for us. Bring us out of this malaise so that we can trigger Article 50 and do what is necessary to halt unfettered EU migration yet still keep us in trade.

The traitorous vipers, and greed fuelled lawyers are already out to contest the will of the majority of Britain with legal spanners in the works.

The tawdry Remainers within the government still want to slow things down further, to put obstacles subtly in the way of any negotiation.

Do something for fucks sake or Britain will never get out of the horrible nightmare of the EU.

Munich Massacre UPDATE: Iranian Shoots Innocent Shoppers

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Although there is a news blackout in Munich, a right wing team of operative/s have gone on a shooting spree at a shopping zone.

Ten people have been shot and killed, and the indications point to a right wing neo-nazi operation targeting Muslims and Turks in Germany after shouting to onlookers that he was German. Further information reveals the attacker was of German-Iranian descent which suggests he was a provocateur shouting disinformation.

Munich Massacre

Due to the migratory pressures in the country over the last few years, and the open door policy espoused by Chancellor Merkel, there has been much hatred of migrants in Germany.

There is a lot of pressure within Europe right now, on one level there are an estimated 5,000 Jihadi cells who came into the continent freely through the Schengen zone according to EUROPOL, and on the other side, homegrown people who follow right wing nationalistic traits wishing to commit terror atrocities on migrants.

UPDATE: German authorities have finally released some information on the attacker who is believed to be an Iranian born in Germany.