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Germans Embracing Islam and Allah

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“There is something that brings ultimate peace to my soul, and touches the very fabric of my being. I can now see the world, the universe and humanity with more clarity than ever before. Praise be to Allah!” Herta Vogel, 43, an accountant from Düsseldorf told German media.

In a world where there is little to believe in anymore, Islam is filling a gap that is missing.

Professor of Divinity Studies at Hamburg University, Huldiberaht Schäfer, explains the phenomena sweeping Germany:

“Let us consider the displacement of Christianity within the Western world, and how Islam, a bonafide piece in the jigsaw puzzle of spirituality is reaching out across Europe and conquering the hearts and minds of the populace. In Islam people see strength, they see honour, and most of all they see peace in their hearts. Our studies have found the proliferation of Islam, especially with the influx into Germany of millions of migrants, is the catalyst to a change in lifestyle as well as spiritual matters. It is giving people once again something to believe in.”

German television and the media has been quick to capitalise in this new movement, from an old dying tradition of Christianity to a new verifiable religion that has structures and rules for living. Many Germans and Europeans need to be told how to live, how to do their every day chores, they seek the firmament of solid rules that can bring some form of positive spiritual answers to their many questions. Islam seems to fill these holes, and brings real delight to the lost souls of Europe.

 

Much of the religious makeup of Germany is that of the denominations of Lutheran-Protestantism and Calvinism united in the EKD (Evangelical Church in Germany) and the Roman Catholic Church.

The movement of Islam amongst Germans who revert to Islam, however, has been swift, and within the last two decades there has been a large jump towards the Islamic religion.

 

Sadly, where Islam is linked in the West mainly with terrorism, it is still finding believers who transcend this negative view, and find the true reality and beauty within a religion that only fights back when it is attacked. If Islam was not attacked, there would not be any violence and terrorism, however in recent decades, in the Middle East, there has been a seemingly aggressive agenda to eradicate Islam and attack its people.

“I grew up Christian. When I came of age I looked into Christianity again and found serious holes. For example there is no record of the prophet Jesus ever existing, and even though mentioned in the Koran, there are no other records. Mohammed was known to exist however, and as a prophet he was the last and final one, and it is to this fact that I was intrigued and pursued Islam above the religion created by the Nicene council at the end of the old Roman Empire,” Frimunt Neumann, 32, a doctor from Freiburg im Breisgau told German media.

 

Nostradamus in his quatrains predicted that Europe would eventually capitulate to Islam. He predicted that this would happen by the year 2035, and it seems he could be right.

Not only in Germany, but in the whole of Europe, Islam is spreading like wildfire, and it is a force that is unstoppable, unrelenting and inevitable.

Why the Surprise That Twitter Looks Through and Sells Private Messages?

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Doh! Project Veritas has supposedly unveiled something many knew all along — Twitter looks through your private messages, logs everything in databases and sells the info to advertisers and intelligence organisations for profit.

The Daily Squib has known for a long time that we have a shadow ban, but frankly we don’t care because we never took social media seriously in the first place. We always knew that the people who created this format would be politically and ideologically biased, we always knew that they would only push their agenda, and we always knew that they simply do not understand the concept of satire and what it is trying to achieve.

We tried to warn people in 2010 about how inherently evil the people running social media are, and how they are playing with millions of peoples’ lives, however there is no end to the stupidity of the masses, and this is why the private mail of your penis and vagina is on file forever and will be viewed by hundreds of Twitter/Facebook employees or sold off to any agency/company that wants them.

Of course, one must give kudos to the Project Veritas team for getting actual confessional footage from the Twitter engineers talking candidly about their evil deeds, however it is not a surprise in the least to the people in the know.

 

These so-called revelations will not however stem the flow, it will not cause a drop in numbers, because people are now conditioned to give away their most private thoughts and pictures. The masses hand over their data willingly as long as they can go on the networks and post their silly little pictures or emojis. The masses are therefore to be pitied, they have no willpower, they are nothing but pitiful animals with no self-control, whose sole use is to be exploited by these companies.

Who is worse? The Twitter employee who looks through your private pictures and messages, or the idiot who supplies it to them willingly? All of these sad pitiful excuses for humanity are disgusting morally corrupt individuals who deserve no pity.

  • Rule number one. Never have a personal Facebook page.
  • Rule number two. Never have a personal Twitter page.
  • Rule number three. Never have a personal Google page.

One must see social networks as an analogy. Imagine a vast net cast out into the ocean, this net lays there in the waters waiting, the schools of fish come and are caught in that net, eventually the net is reeled in and it’s off to the fishmonger for you, you dumb fucking fish.

Why to Think Twice Before Getting a Personal Loan

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You want extra cash while you don’t want to exploit your money or estate as collateral?

The initial alternative all people consider in that case is getting a personal loan in the closest bank.

They like that because they get cash faster, they are not asked about the purpose, and the only requirement is to pay this money back (although the rate will remain much higher).

Anyway, thinking of such a lending as a panacea for all financing problems is very costly and there are a variety of questions which one should ask before even applying for such an option.

personal loan

3 Questions to Ask Before Requesting a Personal Loan:

1.   Do you have any other choice for your particular intention? If some request a studying loan, not a lot of institutions will enable them borrow needful amount for the duration of their education. An individual credit is not the best way for tuition loans as graduates can find numerous private and state alternatives with nicer requirements and shorter rates of return. The same is when one would like to get money in order to buy a house or a car;

2.   Can I apply for this borrowing? Individual loans are riskier for banking institutions as they don’t require any collateral. That is why if your borrowing rate is under 650, options from https://effectify.com/blog/personal-loans/personal-loans-easy-get-simple-pay-off/ will be practically impossible to get. Even if you stay confident about your payment history, don’t leave behind to look at your FICO report as mistaken records might close your door to similar lendings.

3.   How long does it take to repay your liabilities? Recall that borrowing for a higher period, you will get less lucrative rates. When you apply for a 5-year credit, remember that you will pay twice more for the maturity date and you will not be able to repay it even partially as other options concede;

When a Personal Loan Is the Right Solution?

Even though strongly advertised and having an immense vogue, personal loans are helpful only to fulfill the short-term cash demand.

It can be a nice reason for consolidating existing debt and it requires you paying a lower rate of return than borrowings on your credit card.

But you should always keep in memory that rates of return can be even less as there are a lot of other specific loan options for financing tuition, cars or houses.

You may even not pay any interest if you use your own funds for that.

If you stay still strong about receiving a personal loan, don’t forget to shop around and look after different options.

Look at loan opportunities in different banks and don’t compare them only by rates offered.

The final rate will depend on your credit score and maturity period so better seek better conditions and apply for five best of them (you can reject some offers but you will waste a lot of time if you get a rejection and only then apply for another lending).

Is Roulette the King of Casino Games?

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One can easily understand what makes roulette so attractive in land based casino, but even then some people tend to prefer playing online live version of this game.

Whatever their reasons may be, one thing is for sure that Roulette is certainly the king of all casino games.

The most attractive thing about playing physical roulette in a casino is the fact that this game come with a whole lot of charisma and crowd tends to get attracted automatically to it.

This actuality can be wholly corroborated by the number of people thronging roulette tables in casinos.

The other thing which makes roulette so popular is its pace. Unlike poker it is a fast paced game and even the bystanders enjoys watching it.

On the other hand it is slower then Craps, but there is nothing to watch there. In contrast to other casino games, multiple people can participate in this game at the same time.

There are various claims about a roulette systems that can guarantee a win etc. According to bestroulettesystems.com there is no best system for roulette that can guarantee you a win, but there are ways that you can decrease the house edge and have more of a chance of winning.

Traditional Roulette vs. Online Live Roulette

There is a major difference between virtual online roulette and online live roulette. The first one is controlled by gaming software while the second one is administered by a human being.

There is not much difference between traditional roulette and live roulette as both of these versions are administered and controlled by a croupier.

In online live roulette, a player only uses software to make a wager, while everything else is done physically in a studio and aired live.

The only major difference between these two variants is that a player is required to visit a casino to participate in traditional roulette.

In live roulette you can participate in your favourite game from the safe and secure environment of your home.

Easy to Understand and Learn

In comparison to other casino games, roulette is quite easy to understand and learn. There are no complicated rules or sophisticated skills required to play this game.

In majority of cases in casinos, the bystanders tend to step forward to participate. This can be attributed to the simplicity of roulette.

In other popular games like poker, a player must be skilful to understand the complexity of the game. In roulette you just choose a number/colour and let your luck do the rest.

Ease of Availability of Roulette

A game can only become popular and followed by masses, if it is easily available. Roulette on this front surpasses all other games. This game is not only available at casinos, but also in the form of online as well as live version.

There are also casino apps which can be easily downloaded on mobiles and allows the user to participate in their favourite game even while on the move.

The other thing which can be attributed to this game is the social experience. Unlike other games you are not competing against other players.

Even the number of players participating in the game does not influence the outcomes or the winnings. This helps in creating bonhomie as well as sense of fraternity between players participating in the game.

Trump: “We’re Living in a Sh*thole Called America”

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“You ever been to Detroit? You ever walked down Skid Row? Been to Camden, New Jersey? What about St Louis, Missouri or Chicago? Luckily I have not, but I seen pictures and videos of those places.”

The president was angry that much of America is now a shithole and wondered how it got that way.

Botswana President

“I don’t know. I got some president guy from Botswana, some place in Africa, coming up to me and saying that Detroit is a shithole. Please can someone tell me how most of America is now a shithole? It certainly was not like this before things turned nasty?”

Mr. Trump, who is only surrounded by gold furniture, elaborate decor and the finest things in life has never been to Detroit, or walked down the slum of Skid Row, so he lives a closeted life that only the very rich can afford.

Trump’s lavish golf courses, resorts, and hotels are a far cry from the places where immense poverty lies with homelessness, drugs and crime.

 

“Why are these places in America shitholes? Why? I want to ask somebody, somewhere to tell me why Detroit is a wasteland, why gangs are all over the place shooting shit up, why there is so much homelessness in Skid Row? Someone must have the answer?”

What can be done about America’s cities sweltering in the heat of poverty?

 

“Like what the shit is goin’ on here? All I see is liquor stores, gangs and people on the streets. I don’t see an America that I thought was America. I suppose I never ventured into these places, probably because I’m white, privileged and damn rich!”

Mr Trump, has also not mentioned American prisons where the population is made up of 70% black people.

How about the fact that out of 171.3 million tax units, 77.5 million Americans—or 45.3 percent—didn’t pay income tax in 2015.

 

American shithole cities are also blighted by gangs but that’s another story..

London Experiences Unseasonably Strong Winds Due to a Collective Sigh of Relief

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This was due in part to its citizens emitting a long, deep breath expressing their relief that The Donald would not be setting foot across the pond any time soon.

“The huge gusts of wind caused my papers to fly everywhere!” said Amir who distributes the Evening Standard outside of Oxford Circus tube Station.

Though he was quick to add, “It wasn’t really an issue because people seemed so pleased by the headline news, that the papers were quickly picked up by passersby. In fact, I finished early that day!”

A spokesperson for the British US Embassy explained that the winds caused minimal damage to the newly finished American Embassy at Nine Elms, stating that the response of the London population was “Completely understandable and mutually reciprocated by Embassy staff.”

The spokesperson went on to reassure that there was “no doubt” that they would be able to find the money needed to make the repairs using the generous profits obtained in the sale of their Grosvenor Square property.

Having been opposed to a visit by Trump for some time now, Mayor Sadiq Khan took to the president’s favourite form of communication by tweeting that “Londoners have made it clear that Donald Trump is not welcome here […] It seems he’s finally got that message.”

The Mayor soon followed up with a second tweet stating that he felt “Proud to witness the physical demonstration of Londoners’ disdain for Trump through today’s heavy winds.”

With President Trump’s visit seemingly at bay for the near future, BBC meteorologists assured Londoners today that with winds now calming they could expect clouds to be returning to, once more, the usual gloomy grey London.

Orwellian Facebook Telescreen Installed in Homes

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Not only has the web become a place where a mere brain fart can give you a one way ticket to jail, it has become a Big Brother heaven where your every secret is logged, filed and can be used against you at any time. You are watched now at every step, and your details filed in data centres to be used by conglomerates, insurance companies, banks, and anyone else that pays for it.

The advent of home organisers like Amazon echo now listen to your every conversation at home, and can easily be hacked to acquire whatever information is needed.

The further shutting down of web freedoms through the misuse of copyright censorship; through the use of threatening reduction of ad revenue over an alternative viewpoint, and blatant misuse of censorship on social networks to limit speech is another nail in the coffin of the internet.

We are now in a digital prison resembling an echo chamber of doublespeak, and the forces that are diluting free speech continue their foreboding quest for even more data, this time from within your own living room. How much data is enough? What more do these cantankerous denizens of clandestine surveillance want from the everyday joe?

According to them, George Orwell’s Big Brother was nothing more than a manual on how to act, and this sickening reality is seen through the eyes of a dismayed bystander who never believed it would get this far.

The curious part of the new Facebook Telescreen is that people are being asked to pay $499 to install the surveillance system in their homes. This ability to make people pay for their own surveillance either tells us that people are dumber than was thought previously or that Facebook is so arrogant that they actively think that people will pay for their own digital imprisonment.

The internet, once a free portal of knowledge and creativity is now bogged down with bureaucracy, red tape, litigation and lies, its digital cogs messed up by the aspirations of mega tech companies, monoliths that dictate their rules and regulations to all and sundry.

Where is the creative spirit that once burned through the internet, a free catalogue of knowledge, explored, discussed extending the human condition to higher heights?

The creative spirit is now dead, crushed by corporate assholes, and demented bureaucratic number crunchers bereft of any humanity, or soul.

 

Big Silence: Real Women Fight Back Puritanical #metoo Feminists

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One would have really thought we had re-entered an age of puritanism with the way some feminists are conducting their campaigns of male hatred across the media.

Enter, Catherine Deneuve, and a coterie of 100 other like-minded females who are sick to death of the anti-man world we seem to all live in now.

It is quite telling that this is a French fight back against the mainly anglo-saxon puritanical feminists who have adopted the puritan Sovietized feminazi ideals of vindictive cultural-Marxist hatred.

A breath of fresh air

The French teach their children and students philosophy at every turn, and it is an important part of French culture. This is why they understand things much more than the dumbed-down American feminists who can only see things in black and white.

In an open letter published in France’s Le Monde newspaper on Tuesday, 100 well-known female French writers, performers and academics, who co-signed the letter, said:

“Men have been punished summarily, forced out of their jobs when all they did was touch someone’s knee or try to steal a kiss.

“Rape is a crime, but trying to seduce someone, even persistently or clumsily, is not – and nor is men being gentlemanly a chauvinist attack.

“What started out as a “legitimate protest against the sexual violence that women are subject to, particularly in their professional lives” has become a “witch-hunt” and led to a “puritanical wave of purification.

“Instead of helping women, this frenzy to send these ‘pigs’ to the abattoir actually helps the enemies of sexual liberty – religious extremists and the worst sort of reactionaries.

“As women, we do not recognise ourselves in this feminism, which beyond denouncing the abuse of power takes on a hatred of men and of sexuality.

“[Women are] sufficiently aware that the sexual urge is by its nature wild and aggressive. But we are also clear-eyed enough not to confuse an awkward attempt to pick someone up with a sexual attack.”

Naturally, there has been complete silence from the mainstream media on the account of the 100 intelligent real women who spoke up.

Cabinet Reshuffle Latest: Theresa May Relegates Self to Backbenches

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“Initially I refused my own reshuffle. I stood up to myself and proclaimed showing any sort of weakness would be weak,” Mrs May revealed.

Mrs. May, who has trouble reshuffling cards let alone a whole Cabinet of ministers, is so incompetent and weak that her reshuffle may result in a general election where communist Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is elected.

“When I was reshuffling the Cabinet I kept shouting ‘snap’ for some reason. Then I got a crazy idea into my head about shuffling in minorities into the mix, and I accidentally used my white female privilege to shuffle myself out of the Cabinet and into the backbenches. I understand I am an indecisive, hysterical woman flapping her hands in the wind, but Brexit, Brexit, Brexit…or something like that!”

Monkey Offended at Being Depicted as ‘Coolest Human in the Jungle’

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The ape who can communicate through sign language, objected to any links with humans, then commented that “gorillas are not monkeys either”.

Nyrkoo went on to explain that monkeys have tails and apes, like gorillas and orangutans don’t. “Humans should not be so ignorant” he said before jumping onto a rope and swinging away.

“Monkey?”

Many zoo animals criticized the image, calling it humanist. H&M removed the image Monday and apologized to anyone it “may have offended.”

Nyrkoo, who has a clothing line at the zoo, gesticulated on Twitter that he was “shocked and embarrassed” by the photo.

“I’m deeply offended and will not be working with humans anymore,” he wrote.

H&M Spokesman, Ida Nowndat, explained: “We apologise to the animals we offended, and are working night and day to repair relations with them. Here, more bananas for everyone..”