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5 Online Games that Are Easy to Grasp

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5 Online Games that Are Easy to Grasp

Online gaming is becoming increasingly popular, particularly with people who are taking it up as a hobby.

Why?

Because there’s such an array of games available, for players of all levels.

So, if you’re thinking about joining the world of online gaming or you want to give it a go for the first time, here’s our top pick of five games that are easy to understand and get to grips with:

1. Bejeweled 

Once called Diamond Mine, Bejeweled isn’t just an easy game to play, it’s also one of the most addictive games available. All you have to do is move different coloured gems around to create rows of three or more. You can only move a gem into the space next to it and only have a certain amount of time in which to do it – but if you find yourself on a winning streak, some of the versions will offer you a boost feature which will help you rack up an incredibly high score.

2. Angry Birds

You’ve probably already heard about this game as almost everyone had it downloaded on their phone at some point. However, it’s now available on Google Chrome, which means you can sneak in a game or two on your lunch break. With over 300 levels to complete, the concept is easy – use the birds to catch the pigs who have stolen their eggs.

3. Bubble Bubble 

Available at CoolCat Casino, this game has proved so popular there’s even Bubble Bubble 2 to have a go at. All you need to do is help the witches in their quest by spinning the slots to find everything they need to make a prize-winning potion (e.g. frogs, spell books, ravens and black cats). What’s more CoolCat Casino also offer their players a VIP programme, so if you enjoy this game as much as we think you will, you might want to add a few extras to your online gaming experience.

4. Helicopter

As a HTML5-based game, this is as simple as it gets. Simply control where the helicopter moves to by clicking your mouse and holding the mouse button down to keep the helicopter airborne. How long can you avoid the various obstacles the game throws at you?

5. Plants vs. Zombies

Another hugely popular game from Popcap, this is available to play online through Google Chrome or directly through the Popcap website. Your task? To join forces with a variety of plants to try and protect your house from those frightful brain-eating zombies. Different plants are unlocked as you progress through the game, with upgrades also being available using the coins you get from each completed level. You’ll just need to buy your upgrades from Crazy Dave – another rather interesting character!

So there you have it, our top pick of some hugely popular, highly addictive games that are incredibly easy to play and are available online.

The perfect way to enjoy your lunch break, to break up the commute or entertain yourself on an evening.

And once you’ve completed all these, there’s plenty more where they came from.

Learn How To Open .Iso File

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Learn How To Open .Iso File

In life we use various formats of files to save, transmit and use the information available on our computers.

Specifically for business purposes we need to work with quite large volumes of information. The most rational way to keep this information is to compress it.

In order to operate the large pull of data, the disk image file type was develop. .iso enables the people to record large quantity of information on one single source. .iso stands for disk image file.

This type of format allows to save all the information from your computer on one single disk without any change.

If you want to use .iso, learn how to open iso file and enjoy its advantages.

What To Do If You Can’t Do .Iso?

.iso has quite specific file extension. File extension is marked by three – four letters. They signalize what type file it is. It helps the programs to detect, assess and open the file.

However, when you want to open .iso file you often simply fail to do it. Usually it is because specific programs are required for it.

Here are types of the software that will help you to open .iso disk image from your Windows computer:

If you work on Apple, you will need to use different programs to open the disk image. Here is the list of them:

For Linux operating systems there is a need to download different software:

  • Brasero;
  • Canonical Furius Mount;
  • ISO Master;
  • K3b;
  • dd.

Download your disk image into one of these programs and you will most probably succeed to access the disk image. However, sometimes unexpected troubles happen. In order to increase the chance you access the file, you have firstly to fix the errors on it.

How To Fix Errors  

When one downloads the file to his computer, there is a high chance the file can be already damaged. So, it is advisable to fix the errors beforehands. It is quite easy to do. In order to fix the errors you have to check the file on the special software. You can get it from the internet absolutely free of charge.

If, after you have fixed the errors and downloaded it with the specific program listed above it still does not work, you have to use universal file viewer.

This is of the most popular methods to open various types of files. You can get the universal viewer from internet absolutely free of charge. You will be able to open the .iso for sure.

These are commonly used methods to open .iso disk files. Use them in order to enjoy the advantages .iso brings. You will surely find it beneficial to use .iso for your personal or business needs.

Black Panther Review – Wakanda Fantasy Beyond Awful

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Black Panther Review – Wakanda Fantasy Beyond Awful

The new Black Panther film is atrocious, and no one with any standards should go and see it, unless you catch it on an internet streaming site for free. People should not fund such a ridiculous racially divisive film which glorifies black supremacy and racism entertwined in impossible fantasy.

In the isolationist fictional world of Wakanda; no immigration is allowed, the city has large walls around it, is a homogeneous ethno-state where only black people are allowed, and promotes black supremacy over all other races. Just reverse the colour and you get Trump’s vision of America.

Amongst this utopian fantasy world lives black superheros with insane technology that can only be dreamed of, and is not close to reality in any way.

Who designed this technological cornucopia of immense intricacy and superior advancement? The Wakanda crew can barely string a sentence together let alone create anti-gravity tech or nano suits which defy the laws of physics.

The reality of Africa is that it is a continent of great resources but poor function. There is huge poverty in the continent and a film like this is a disgrace to Africans. It is essentially saying, if we were clever enough we could have the technology of the West within this fantasy but we don’t, the reality thus bites even more, and insults the African states of today who have very little technological advancement or technical knowhow.

Apart from the brilliant Blade series, the only real black superhero seen on screen has to be ‘Ghost Dog’ with Forest Whitaker, who was not essentially a Marvel superhero but one of superhuman strength and intellect, thanks to diligent study of the Hagakure. Okay, Forest took the pay cheque for Black Panther, but we should not begrudge him on that.

The director of Black Panther, Ryan Coogler, is obviously a black supremacist as can be seen in all his previous efforts, and his vision is one of complete domination of all by the black race. This is therefore not about equality, but supremacy, and where all other races are subjugated by the ‘superior’ black race.

In essence, if this film were made of a race other than black, it would be panned as deeply racist, however because there is a special card for African Americans, it is instead lauded, and promoted as the next big thing since sliced bread. Double standards for African Americans, mixed in with hypocrisy and affirmative action.

Don’t go and see this fantasy film that disregards everything about African reality, instead please give to the many aid charities in Africa who really need the help.

Donate to:

WFP

SOSAfrica

UNICEF

DevelopAfrica

Soviet Agent Cob at Your Service – License to Snitch

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Soviet Agent Cob at Your Service – License to Snitch

Why are people surprised that Jeremy Corbyn gave away British secrets and crucial information to the Soviets in the 1980s?

Certainly, here is a man who is a staunch Marxist who wants to come into power and create a Soviet dictatorship in the UK.

“Mr Sarkocy, who was expelled from the UK by Margaret Thatcher and now lives in Bratislava, said that the information revealed by the MP – whose codename was Agent Cob – was “rated in Moscow as the number one”. Source: DT

One can only imagine the amount of state secrets Comrade Corbyn handed over to the Soviets during the eighties, however one thing is sure, the people who are supporting Corbyn are supporting someone who is a danger to national interests and has allegedly caused great harm to the UK in the past by collaborating with its enemies.

Should something be done about this? Well, of course, but it seems the sanitised MI6 are just sitting on their fingers, and everyone else is brushing it under the carpet.

In the last elections, when Corbyn nearly came to power, Sir Richard Dearlove, the former head of MI6, warned that “Mr Corbyn could not be trusted as prime minister and that, rather than be allowed to run the security services, he would previously have been investigated by them.”

Is anyone going to act on the new information that has come to light? Surely, someone or some agency, or some entity must investigate further, and bring Corbyn to justice.

Naturally, this news has not been reported by the BBC.

You can’t have a former Soviet spy running the country, especially someone who sought to harm Britain by giving away information that put us in danger. Anyone out there? Anyone?

A Goat and a Private Island: 6 Things You Never Knew You Could Spend Your Bitcoin On

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A Goat and a Private Island: 6 Things You Never Knew You Could Spend Your Bitcoin On

If you’re relatively new to the phenomenon that is bitcoin, you may just be curious as to how you can spend the virtual currency. The answers may surprise you. Here are a few of the craziest products and services you never would have believed you can buy with bitcoin.

A college degree

Colleges are beginning to realise the benefits of bitcoin and have thus begun to accept the currency as a valid payment method for tuition fees and more. The first university to accept bitcoin was Cyprus’ University of Nicosia. A number of other universities followed suit, including the University of Cumbria in the UK.

A trip to Space

Sir Richard Branson has a plan. The billionaire tycoon wants to start flying rich people into space on his Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo. Branson is a big fan of the virtual currency and believes that it only makes sense for what he referred to as “the pioneer of a global currency” to be used for the travel of the future. Celebrities who have secured a place on Branson’s trip include Ashton Kutcher, Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Bieber, and Lady Gaga. If you wanted to join them, it would set you back a princely 291.41 BTC.

The world’s first Mac

If you’re a fan of technology, you could own a piece of history in the form of the world’s first Apple Macintosh. It was released in 1984, and if you have around 6.34 BTC (at the time of writing) to spare, you can get your hands on this golden piece of tech nostalgia.

Roulette games

You can also spin the roulette wheel online by depositing a few bitcoins. It makes sense, as roulette remains one of the more popular casino games to play. When playing with the virtual currency, your gambling will remain anonymous. Further, there are reputable sites such as Gamble.io which recommends where to play, as well as advising on the best bitcoin roulette bonus from each casino.

A goat or two

Bitcoin isn’t simply about buying internet products or futuristic things. It’s now being accepted by regular real-world companies, as well. Cafes, restaurants, pubs, and even goat salespeople have begun allowing customers to pay by virtual currency. Bitcoin Goat has become something of an internet sensation – and isn’t doing the promotion of bitcoin any harm, either.

A private island

Bitcoin enthusiast and software developer Ryan Weaver intends to sell his private island, located off Pohnpei, to anyone who has the right amount of bitcoins. Weaver believes that he may be able to negotiate a deal once the price for bitcoin surges again. He hopes to sell the island for approximately 968 bitcoins. That’s not a bad deal when you consider that just seven short years ago, that would have bought you a measly couple of pizzas.

Along with the above strange and curious ways to spend your bitcoin, you could also use the digital currency to buy a Canadian gold mine, spy coins, or mammoth tusks. Once you’ve turned your cash into bitcoin, you’re opening yourself up to a whole new world of weird.

‘Fake News’ Created by Eric Schmidt Former Google Boss

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‘Fake News’ Created by Eric Schmidt Former Google Boss

Investigative journalist Sharyl Attkinson has revealed after extensive research into the Fake News purge on many sites across the internet, that Google’s former CEO, Eric Schmidt was the mastermind behind it all.

His modus operandi was to smear any news site that held alternative views to the democrats, and Hillary Clinton during and after the 2016 election.

Our site has suffered a lot from Google’s bias because satire was wrongly labelled as ‘fake news’, and we were numerously threatened by Google, to remove satirical material or face the consequences. We have also been demonetized and shadow banned on YouTube. Our site was also ejected from Google news feed during the fake news fiasco.

“Digging deeper, she discovered that Google was one of the big donors behind First Draft’s “fake news” messaging. Google’s parent company, Alphabet, was run by Eric Schmidt, who happened to be a huge Hillary Clinton supporter.

Schmidt “offered himself up as a campaign adviser and became a top multi-million donor to it. His company funded First Draft around the start of the election cycle,” Attkisson said. “Not surprisingly, Hillary was soon to jump aboard the anti-fake news train and her surrogate David Brock of Media Matters privately told donors he was the one who convinced Facebook to join the effort.”

Attkisson declared that “the whole thing smacked of the roll-out of a propaganda campaign.”

The Daily Squib surmised itself that the Fake News scheme was a way for the democrats to purge any form of alternative or conservative thought through censorship and labelling it as fake news. We never thought however that Google would be behind all of this, and are frankly disgusted, but not surprised.

This whole sorry fake news debacle just shows the inherent power Google has over the internet and how it uses its power for the purposes of bias, corruption and censorship of large swathes of internet websites for its own ends.

One thing about free speech is that every viewpoint should be heard, however much one disagrees with any viewpoint, it has a right to be heard. Censorship and bias thwarts the true tenets of democracy.

By trying to artificially skew thought and literature, one dwells into the world of totalitarianism and dictatorship, essentially what Google has become.

The only good thing about Google at the moment is Ray Kurzweil, who we are great fans of, and hope he is using his job to really move things forward in a positive way.

Schmidt is now the head of an advisory board at the Pentagon, and is now teaching them the dark arts of manipulation, disinformation and propaganda for the internet age.

Get to Know What Game You Can Enjoy Using Your Super Nintendo Emulator

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Get to Know What Game You Can Enjoy Using Your Super Nintendo Emulator

For gamers that appreciate playing video games at home, Nintendo is the right video games producer. The company crafted not only video software by itself. It also proposed a unique type of hardware.

Nintendo hardware is reloadable. If the person gets ROM chip he can change the games on the Super Nintendo console. In order to get advanced gaming experience, the gamers need to get super Nintendo emulator romsmania because the emulator connects the Nintendo hardware to the TV or computer.

Why it is better to enjoy the favorite game on the large screen

Super Nintendo gaming consoles make it possible for the users to play on a large screen. Emulator downloaded enables to connect two hardwares. Then the user gets more advanced playing experience. He can connect the Super Nintendo to any type of another device.

Emulators enable the users to play on a big screen and to enjoy fine coloristic, graphics of games developed by a Japanese company.

A single Super Nintendo console lets the clients play more than hundred different games powered by the company. In order to do so, the user has to get ROM chip with the favorite games and to install it on a console. As soon as he does it, he can enjoy his favorite game.

What games you can enjoy with Super Nintendo console

The Japanese company powered a wide range of gaming software. The entertainment products were developed for people of different age and different preferences. Each user will certainly find the product for himself. Here are the games that you can enjoy with Super Nintendo:

  • Donkey Kong Country;
  • Super Mario All Stars;
  • Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3;
  • Super Bomberman 4;
  • Street Fighter II Turbo;
  • Top Gear;
  • Legend Of Zelda The A Link To The Past;
  • Killer Instinct;
  • Contra III The Alien Wars;
  • Aladdin;
  • Sonic The Hedgehog SNES Hack;
  • Mega Man X 3;
  • Kirby Super Star;
  • Sunset Riders;
  • Pokemon.

These are only some of the games the user can play on Super Nintendo console. The player should simply get the ROM download and enjoy favorite entertainment.

Why buying a Super Nintendo console is advantageous

There are many reasons that make Super Nintendo console particularly beneficial to buy. First of all, it is one of the products in the gaming industry that enables you to get advanced playing experience.

The user can enjoy playing multiple games. Each one powered by Nintendo brings a person a possibility to get to know the unique imaginary world. Characters the company created are known all over the world. Teenagers on both sides of the Atlantic enjoy playing unique games.

The Japanese company hardware is beneficial to buy for one more reason. Buying a console is a good investment. It is of the highest quality and can hardly be damaged. The person can use it for many years and later on sell it to another people.

Basically, the hardware can be easily reloaded with different games. That is way playing on such a console is a never-ending experience. Enjoy uniques offers by Nintendo.

 

 

ANTIFA Shooter Kills 17 Trump Supporters at Florida High School

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ANTIFA Shooter Kills 17 Trump Supporters at Florida High School

ANTIFA supporter, Nikolas Cruz, 19, who had been expelled last year from the Florida school, went on a gun rampage killing 17 pupils including staff.

The alleged ANTIFA member, adopted the communist, Marxist ideology utilised by the far left group which is supported by George Soros, Hillary Clinton, the Obamas, and other important American democrats.

The killing spree started when Cruz set off the fire alarm so he could shoot more people funnelling through the corridors.

As Cruz was a member of ANTIFA, and clearly supported their extreme left-wing communist ideology there are several motives for his actions.

Firstly, ANTIFA is about disarming Americans, they are anti-gun, therefore what better way to bring up the anti-gun message again with another school massacre, secondly, he could have been targeting conservative students, especially Trump supporters, thirdly, he was angry at being expelled.

 

Of course, Cruz, like many of his communist brethren is brainwashed into the cause of revolution, this can only be done by violence.

This is not just another American shooting spree, we are used to them now, but this was a politically motivated shooting.

More to come.

 

UPDATE

What kind of white supremacist shoots a bunch of white people?

Some news services are now claiming that Cruz is in fact a far right wing Trump supporter who joined a supremacist paramilitary group that they conveniently do not name. This news is however hard to believe, especially when the Hispanic Cruz was registered to vote as a democrat. Hispanic democrat voters are not allowed in white supremacist groups. Naturally, there will be smoke and mirrors put out by certain agencies and factions, so it is hard to believe what is truth or not. One has to look at the facts, and if people suddenly appear out of nowhere claiming something, there must be questions asked, especially if the articles show very little evidence of what they are claiming, with no actual sources or names.

FURTHER UPDATE

Reports that Cruz was affiliated with white supremacist groups has been refuted by the Anti-Defamation League who backed away from their previous claims.

Detectives are investigating a possible connect between Cruz and a small, Florida-based white supremacist group called the Republic of Florida, which seeks to create a “white ethnostate” in Florida. But the Anti-Defamation League, an organization that monitors hate groups, has backed away from its initial report that Cruz had been involved with that group.

The league put out a statement saying that a representative of the group, who had earlier claimed Cruz was involved, now says he had been “misunderstood.”

via Sun Sentinel

Forbidden Delight: Censoring Words Makes Them More Powerful

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Forbidden Delight: Censoring Words Makes Them More Powerful

Liberals and politically correct censors who censor linguistic language inadvertently make those censored words more powerful, more delicious, and liberating to use.

Every day, we hear of another word in the English language that has been banned by the people who think they control speech, however what they are doing is strengthening the very word they seek to ban.

When you’re at home or in the car, you can say those words with a devilish glee, however you cannot say them in public without being called out by the pc-police and their mission to shut down language. These banned words increase in power everytime they are censored.

“Yes, but these words may offend someone?” they cry, yet their censorship offends people who value free speech.

We are continually told that we have to like ‘selected’ people. You have to like them. You are forced to like them because it is the politically correct thing to do, but can you force people to like people they want nothing to do with, and NEVER will?

Can you force someone to like things they just have nothing in common with? According to the globalist, this is called tolerance, however stick one of these high hat globalists in a room full of these people and you will soon see intolerance. The elite globalist may dictate you live among these people, yet they live themselves in secluded luxury away from the detritus.

Even the most tolerant people can get fucking pissed off.

It should be ones given right to detest others as they wish, and even to display this if they want, however in polite society this is a no, no.

Try and fucking force me to like you, but I will fight you to the end to have the right to detest and disagree with certain segments of humanity if I want to and vice versa.

Michelle Obama Artist Diagnosed With Serious Visual Impairment

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Michelle Obama Artist Diagnosed With Serious Visual Impairment

Doctors and physicians have come together to label the painter who painted the Michelle Obama portrait as someone with severe visual impairment problems that technically make her blind.

“We don’t know how she can function in daily life, let alone be procured to paint the official portrait of the former first lady, Michael Obama?” Hernandez Consellio M.D, is the Director of the UCLA Laser Refractive Center and Clinical Professor of Ophthalmology at the Cataract and Refractive Surgery Division at the world renowned Weinstein Eye Institute.

Many experts in the mechanics of eyesight and Ophthalmology have asked the painter to come in and get urgent help as she is in danger of not only hurting herself but others too.

“I mean does this woman drive a car or operate heavy machinery? She is a danger to herself and others and must seek urgent medical assistance,” eye surgeon, Balthazar Medley M.D. appealed on Monday.

According to the Obamas, the painter of the Michelle Obama portrait only got the role because of ‘affirmative action’.

In the United States, even though some black people may not be qualified or able to do a job, they are still given the role not for their ability but for the colour of their skin. For many, this is seen as ‘positive discrimination’ and is not a justified way to run employment, however it is a valid American system and has been running for many years.

The painter of the Michelle Obama portrait, Ambingo Shaquanda Fantasay, was adamant that the portrait she painted is what she saw:

“I axe her, I said is that you Michelle, she say yeah? I thanked her fo’ da job. So I painted whut was in ma mind of whut I thought I saw.”

Blind artists in the art world are not rare. Last year, deaf, dumb and blind artist, Damien Hirst sold one of his paintings for £4.8 million.

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