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Palace Insider: Meghan Markle Wanted to Teach Queen How to Twerk

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Palace Insider: Meghan Markle Wanted to Teach Queen How to Twerk

Now that Meghan Markle has successfully blackified the once squeaky clean white Vogue magazine, she is working very hard to blackify the Windsor royal family by teaching the women how to twerk.

“Imma teach da Queen how to twerk, she need ta learn da black ways!” Meghan was overheard saying last week.

Most people do not know what ‘twerking’ is, let alone the royals, so it is definitely an education in black culture. Twerking is defined as a type of dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.

Wayeshaquanda Daquone, 23, an amateur dancer from Baltimore, USA, was delighted that Meghan Markle was educating the British royal family on African American culture.

“I am so proud of Megain, she showin’ those cracker royal ass hoes how to act lak a black bitch ‘n’ twerk, I so proud of her. Amone ax her if I can come ovah to da palace and teach da Queen personally.”

Boris Jokes About Staying in Customs Union and Single Market For Another Two Years

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Boris Jokes About Staying in Customs Union and Single Market For Another Two Years

Ever the joker, new PM, Boris Johnson is pulling the legs of Brexiteers with a hilarious joke about staying in the EU Customs Union and Single Market for another two years.

“He’s a clown, a joker. Here he is just playing around. There’s no way he means what he said, because he promised we would be out of the EU by October 31. You did say that didn’t you Boris, that is what we heard you say over and over again?”

Meanwhile, at the Brexit Party…

“It seems we are back in business. It has been less than a week since Boris has become PM, and he is now parroting the Maybot. The Tories may have just ruined their chances of ever being elected ever again.”

Our guess is the GBP needs a good kick up the backside and BoJo plus chums are merely playing the market a little.

 

West Silent As Hong Kong Fights For Its Democracy

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West Silent As Hong Kong Fights For Its Democracy

The arid white smoke fills the air, noxious, burning the eyes and the throat, as the Chinese Communist controlled stormtroopers bear down on the vulnerable crowd.

This is how democracy is fixed by the Communist Chinese brutes, as they beat old women with truncheons, and drag protesters away to never be seen again.

Hong Kong, is fighting for its life right now, but the West, which is supposed to be a mantel of freedom and democracy is simply watching from afar and doing nothing.

What can you do armed with just an umbrella, a bottle of water, and a desire for democracy?

Double Standards

For the West, it seems democracy comes second when it comes to dealing with China, because the economic benefit of this brutish Communist regime far supersedes the people of Hong Kong and their desire to hold on to democratic rights. The double standards of the West are shown in full force, as they are in Saudi Arabia where human rights are glazed over for lucrative military and oil deals. The same goes for China, the communist slave-labour capitol of the world, this is a place where the West outsources its manufacturing to be completed at minimal cost and sold back to the Western consumer for major profit.

Money trumps everything of course, and this is why Hollywood panders to China in much the same way. The lacklustre Hollywood movie houses receive funds from China, to create films that promote the communist state, and whitewash all their enemies.

The might of China will only be broken when the West refuses its economic bribes and its slave-led economy. Unfortunately, this will never happen as the West has now been corrupted in favour of China, and as much as Trump denies it, he and his economy is a slave to China and its bond buying.

The pathetic Trump mouths off on Twitter about some superficial ghetto rapper in a Swedish prison, whilst he stays silent about the poor citizens in Hong Kong fighting for a very honourable political ideology and their right to basic human rights which China is seeking to take away forever. Trump, as always, has no clue about what is really going on in the world.

 

Boris Must Not Forget Farage

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Boris Must Not Forget Farage

If it was not for the threat of the Brexit Party, the Tories would not have dumped Theresa May and her Remainer stich-up mob who were taking Britain down the wrong road.

This is why Boris Johnson walking through the doors of Number 10 yesterday is partly down to the ingenuity and tenacity of Nigel Farage, the true father of Brexit.

The onus is now down to Boris Johnson and his team to somehow pull off a Brexit within 99 days, and if not, then our dear friend, Mr Farage and his party will cause some major upheaval in the two-party political system.

The major problem for Boris is that the snakes and assorted monsters have been relegated to the backbenches where they will be plotting to derail every little thing he does to get us out of the EU. These assorted anti-democrats are out to thwart the will of the people and their democratic vote to leave the EU.

Further coercion for Boris comes in the form of the Speaker, Bercowe, who is aligned with Brussels, and is a staunch hater of Brexit. Where this arsehole is meant to be impartial, he is instead blatantly biased against leaving the EU, and looks for anyway to use parliamentary rules to corrupt in the favour of remainers.

The positivity of Boris Johnson in bringing Britain up from this malaise of Project Fear and the constant negativity towards Brexit will hopefully push over the morose machinery set in place during Theresa May’s awful tenure.

Throughout all of this, Nigel Farage will no doubt be watching to see what is going on, and he will be waiting in the wings either to finally push this bugger through, or smile as it goes through the impasse of a parliament that went against the voter in a wholly undemocratic rogue fashion.

Polls: Majority Remainers Do Not Know Why They Back EU

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Polls: Majority Remainers Do Not Know Why They Back EU

The sad part about the whole sorry affair, especially when it comes to explaining to incessant remainers who do not understand how the EU or politics works, is that many are clueless as to why they support the EU instead of democracy and sovereign freedom that Brexit provides?

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EU NPCs

Polls released recently reveal 94% of Remainers only followed Remain because their friends did the same. When asked what their political stance was regarding the UK and the EU, the majority replied with minimal information. One woman even said that she supported the EU because of mobile phone roaming charges, so she could download episodes of Come Dancing whilst on holiday in Benidorm, Spain. Another person said they liked the EU flag better than the British one and voted to remain in the EU.

It’s not just the uninformed, and ignorant who support remaining within the EU soviet bloc, polls revealed that die-hard remainers were predominantly university students who were avowed Marxists and communists. Naturally, these core communist remainers would be averse to leaving the collectivist un-democratic EU.

The difference between Brexiteers who know exactly why they want to leave the EU, and Remainers who are clueless as to why they want to stay, was astonishing.

“Brexiteers have a clear valid stated plan to leave the EU, their reasons for leaving are very valid logically and politically sound, whereas Remainers have no valid reason to stay in the EU apart from superficial reasons. The majority polled did not even know that the EU Commission is an unelected body of representatives who dictate what happens in the EU. Not one single Remainer could name an EU official, and even though a new EU president was instated by the EU Commission recently, not one of the Remainers could name the person. This is proof that many are simply following the Remain stance out of habit, following their friends, and following without question or reason. The word ‘Lemmings’ comes to mind, or ‘NPCs’,” one polling representative revealed.

The rest of the Remainers, who very well know why and what they are backing are parliamentarians and people who work in politics or businesses funded by the EU. Naturally we have the Lords, who receive massive pension funds from the EU, and the MPs who are tied to EU subsidies and pay-offs. Members of the CBI, and the BBC, who receive large handouts annually from the EU. All of these Remainers obviously are tied to the Brussels gravy train, and their sole reasoning for betraying their own country, is monetary.

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Corruptio optimi pessima

Lord Kinnock, former vice-president of the Commission, receives an estimated £87,000-a-year EU pension. Lord Patten receives an estimated £3,800 for his five years as a commissioner. Lord Tugendhat, commissioner from 1977 to 1981, has an estimated pension of £41,000. Former Trade Commissioner Lord Mandelson receives a pension of £34,600. Baroness Ashton has also sworn an oath of loyalty to Brussels bureaucrats. Others who swore the EU oath are Baroness Ashton and Labour pair Lord Clinton-Davis and Lord Richard, with a combined EU pension payment of £90,000 a year.

Boris Johnson ‘Who Dares Wins’ Attitude Breath of Fresh Air But is it Enough?

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Boris Johnson ‘Who Dares Wins’ Attitude Breath of Fresh Air But is it Enough?

The doom sayers, the anti-Brexit crew of dirty vagabonds, those on the EU payroll, are all now running their fat mouths at 100 MPH about how bad the situation is. That is, until they are solidly shut down by the newly incoming PM, Boris Johnson.

Amongst this Project Fear incessant negativity spewed hourly from the enemies of democracy and Brexit, comes a fleeting figure, a puff of white hair, lightning movements putting off the anti-democratic scum, Bo-Jo, an infernal jack-in-the-box ejaculating positivity over the faces of the Remoaner lepers, and their filthy boils.

It’s going to take big fat bollocks to get Britain through this one, because not only are we affected by the non-moving EU, we are confronted from within by British EU traitors on the payroll from the inside. This Churchillian creature, must decimate these foul parasites by simply bulldozing the fuckers in one go.

Boris Johnson, is a stark contrast to the now-forgotten defeatist, appeaser, dour Theresa May, who achieved nothing during her long tenure, and in fact entrenched Britain within the EU even further. She was an absolute disgrace, a shameful turd on the bowl of inequity who will go down in history as a resounding decrepit failure.

Unfortunately, Boris will be working against a majority of MPs who will try to spike his every move, and will try to deny every move towards democracy by blocking Brexit.

As Lord Haw Haw Hammond and his dastardly EU agents pack their bags, these dishonourable agents of foreign powers who were implanted into the UK’s ministries will hopefully be purged, turfed out and shown their true faces of sabotage.

Deliver Brexit, Unite the Country, Defeat Jeremy Corbyn, Energize!

Believe in Britain.

 

Lib Dems Instate Crazed Feminist Marxist Scotch Soviet EU Fanatic as Leader

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Lib Dems Instate Crazed Feminist Marxist Scotch Soviet EU Fanatic as Leader

Just what the doctor ordered up from the flatulent arse hole of Beelzebub, another wild-eyed crazy feminist merchant of mass liberal remainer destruction who adores the EU Soviet dream of collectivist communism — enter, Jo Swinson, the new leader of the Lib Dems.

The Lib Dems

The Liberal Democrat party are now the official Remainer party that has vowed to avert the democratic vote which was taken on June 23, 2016.

“We, as a party do not believe in democracy, and this is why we wish to thwart Brexit at every point, to deny the people of their sovereign right to self deterministic ownership as a nation, we want to deny the people to make their own laws, and we want to deny the people to fish in their own grounds without being punished by foreign powers. We want Britain to have its laws dictated to by foreign powers, and to have their borders opened up without any control under an EU Soviet regime. We also vow to have your children press-ganged into joining an EU Army which will put your kids forward in the front lines as cannon fodder for EU imperial conflicts,” new Lib Dems leader, Jo Swinson, hysterically caterwauled at her inauguration ceremony.

This is the disgraceful stance of British politics today, and it stinks of shit.

 

The Most Affordable Cities for First-Time Buyers

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The Most Affordable Cities for First-Time Buyers

You need only look at the headlines to see how well the UK property market is doing. While this is excellent news for homeowners looking to cash in on the boom by selling their current property, it is a rather different story for those who are yet to get on the housing ladder.

The reality is that most first-time buyers are finding it more and more difficult to make that important first property purchase, which often comes at the cost of living in a small town or village and commuting to work.

For those looking for the best of both worlds, we have drawn up our list of the most affordable cities in the UK for first-time buyers. All of these cities are known for their culture, entertainment and thriving job market, making them attractive locations for young people. With plenty of property developers completing projects either in or very close to the city centre, first-time buyers can snap up a terraced house without giving up the perks of living in a city.

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Birmingham

Although house price in and around the city have been inflated due to the number of people relocated to the West Midlands from more expensive areas, Birmingham still remains one of the most affordable cities for first-time buyers looking to get on the property ladder without moving somewhere more rural.

Despite the influx of Londoners driving prices up, terraced houses in Birmingham are selling at an average of £166,244 according to the latest figures from Zoopla. Coupled with a cost of living that’s 20.5% lower than in London, and the city becomes an attractive prospect indeed.

As the UK’s second city, Birmingham offers many of the same perks and benefits as London, only with a much smaller price tag.

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Leeds

Hailed as the fastest growing city in the UK, now is the time for first-time buyers to get on the property ladder in Leeds before the demand for property in the area outpaces the supply. Offering plenty in terms of job prospects, culture, and entertainment, its easy to see why so many young people are flocking to this northern city from the crowded capital.

If property prices stay close to their current 12-month average, prospective homeowners can look forward to picking up the keys to a property in Leeds City Centre for around £160,000. For those willing to commute, terraced properties in Leeds and the surrounding area averaged out at a sale price of £146,744, making them a very reasonable first-time purchase indeed.

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Liverpool

Not to be outdone by rival city Manchester (more on that below), Liverpool’s thriving property market offers plenty of affordable choices for first-time buyers to get on the property ladder. The city’s vibrant atmosphere, thriving employment market, and rich history make Liverpool all the more attractive to young people.

When it comes to house prices, Liverpool is one of the most affordable cities to live in, for those looking to get on the housing ladder without moving somewhere more remote. As with any other city, terraced houses are the most affordable with an average sale price of £115,686 during the last 12 months.

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Manchester

The unofficial capital of the North, Manchester is a thriving city with a growing economy and plenty of new developments to choose from for those looking to move into the area. The suburbs and the city centre proper are both home to numerous projects, meaning that there is a wide range of choices available no matter what type of property you are looking to purchase.

Although the city centre itself will be well out of the price range of first-time buyers, areas close to the centre like Newton Heath are still an attractive prospect. Less than 3 miles (4.83 kilometres) away from the centre of Manchester, terraced house prices sold for an average of £111,583 in the past year. Semi-detached properties can be snapped up for a slightly higher price, with the average sale coming in at £131,739 over the past 12 months.

Experts: The Consequences of Iran Blockading the Strait of Hormuz

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Experts: The Consequences of Iran Blockading the Strait of Hormuz

Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz where a fifth of the world’s oil passes through will cause much economic damage to the global economy.

The U.S. Energy Information Administration estimated that 18.5 million barrels per day (bpd) of seaborne oil passed through the waterway in 2016. That was about 30 percent of crude and other oil liquids traded by sea in 2016.

The reasoning with the Iranian action is that if the U.S. stops Iran selling their oil via enforced sanctions, then the Iranians want to halt shipments from other nations passing through the Strait of Hormuz.

The American administration are putting severe sanctions on Iran to bring them to the table to discuss their nuclear programme in which the regime is processing weapons grade uranium in order to build up weapons of mass destruction.

About 17.2 million bpd of crude and condensates were estimated to have been shipped through the Strait in 2017 and about 17.4 million bpd in the first half of 2018, according to oil analytics firm Vortexa.

Incoming British prime minister, Boris Johnson, will naturally have to deal with any escalation, but the British tankers being hijacked will have to be first resolved diplomatically, and not militarily.

With the global price of crude rising to increased levels, if this event escalates further, this will have severe consequences to daily life in the West.

With global oil consumption standing at about 100 million bpd, that means almost a fifth passes through the Strait. Most crude exported from Saudi Arabia, Iran, the UAE, Kuwait and Iraq, all members of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, is shipped through the waterway.

One must understand that logistically, all goods have to be delivered to shops via the road ways and shipping. If the price of delivering goods to places of commerce increases vastly, the price of goods will rise exponentially. This means the cost of your bread and milk will increase in cost by vast amounts.

Transport, will increase in cost, whether public or in private modes, the consequences of a blockade will cause many people to not be able to travel due to the sheer cost of filling a tank of petrol. This increase in daily transport costs will notably have an impact on the greater economy, as many will not be able to afford to travel to work, and companies will pass the price of transportation of goods onto the customer increasing prices to very high levels.

The Strait of Hormuz is also the route used for nearly all the liquefied natural gas (LNG) produced by the world’s biggest LNG exporter, Qatar.

The increase in oil prices will also impact air travel with flight costs increasing incrementally to compensate for the rise in crude prices.

China brings 90% of their oil through the Strait of Hormuz, as does Japan, and other South East Asian countries. Obviously, a decrease in oil deliveries will impact their economies as well.

There may well be shortages across Britain at petrol forecourts, not only due to the increase in price of fuel, but with the decrease in deliveries.

 

If events escalate to military confrontation and war, there may very well be rationing of fuel in Western countries. There is obviously an emergency supply, but in times of war, this would only be given to crucial services, and the military.

Unfortunately, due to vast cuts in military spending under the regime of David Cameron, Britain’s Royal navy has been severely impaired, and it is hopeful that any new administration increases funding not only for the navy but other military departments.

BREAKING: Iran Escalates War by Hijacking British Oil Tanker

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BREAKING: Iran Escalates War by Hijacking British Oil Tanker

A British-flagged oil tanker has been seized (16.00 GMT) in the Gulf by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, Iran media say. The tanker was hijacked by Iranian forces and the crew imprisoned.

DRUMS OF WAR

Due to an Iranian oil tanker en route to Syria being detained in Gibraltar on 4th July, because of EU sanctions to Syria, the Iranians have been looking for a tit-for-tat action.

The owners of the Stena Impero, which was bound for Saudi Arabia, say they have been unable to contact the vessel and it is “heading north towards Iran”.

The company says there are 23 personnel on board and it was approached by “unidentified small crafts and a helicopter” in the Strait of Hormuz.

The Foreign Office says it is “urgently” looking into the reports.

This action by the Iranian regime escalates an already fragile situation, and will eventually lead to all out war. Twenty percent of global oil moves through the Strait of Hormuz, which Iranian forces are now attempting to thwart.

Earlier on today, the United States Navy shot down an Iranian drone.

DEVELOPING

A second tanker is also reported to have mysteriously diverted course towards Iran. Another British-flagged ship has probably been hijacked by the Iranians as well as the Stena Impero.

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