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New Box Office Hit: Toilet Paper Zombie Apocalypse

Directed by Martin ‘Marty’ Scoochio, and starring Robert De Niall, as the hero, the film has been playing to empty cinemas across the globe for two weeks now, and is hailed as the best zombie apocalypse movie during the actual zombie apocalypse.

The real star of course is the toilet paper in the movie, which will have you grabbing a roll yourself to wipe your eyes with — you just won’t be able to undo what you see.

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“The beginning scenes in Woolworths were amazing man, I was seeing these zombies one after the other with shopping trollies full of fucking toilet rolls, and some were even fighting each other for them,” amateur movie critic, Tony Wipes, revealed on his YouTube channel with two subscribers.

Zombies eating toilet roll, wrapping themselves in it, and of course wiping their pooey asses with the stuff assails the viewer as the camera judders with pure cinematic glory over the horrific scenes.

Padded toilet paper, extra padded, and even the scratchy shit you get in offices, and airports, it’s all fucking there for you horror lovers.

We gave this film a resounding wipe right between the smelly crack, a score of 8/10.

Can you eat toilet paper?

International Women’s Day: How a Woman Built Her Own Swimming Pool

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When looking for inspiration of women’s ingenuity and tenacity on International Women’s Day, look no further than a housewife from Amsterdam in the Netherlands.

Nicole Prins, managed to build a swimming pool in her family’s back garden for minimal cost, with minimal help, pretty much all by herself.

This truly astounding feat is certainly beyond what most men can achieve, and 99% of women, but she persevered through rain, shine, blood, sweat and tears to get the job done from the digging phase right through to plumbing, and laying of the surrounding tiles as well as boards, whilst looking after three kids, and working at an office every day.

Any man would indeed be extremely proud to have such a resourceful woman on their side, let alone as a wife.

Please do watch Nicole’s video on this International Women’s Day, because it will truly inspire a deep heartfelt warmth in her dedication and spirit.

Learn How Coronavirus Influences the World Banking System

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Why Is Coronavirus Fear Hitting the Banks?

The COVID-19 epidemic has already influenced oil prices, stock indices, and world currencies. However, it has also affected the normal operation of banks, especially those that are situated or have their departments in Asia.

According to the Financial Times, some Western banks have even restricted the movement of their employees around Asia. It seems that coronavirus fear has hit not only the banking system but has provoked the beginning of the financial crisis.

As past crisis has shown, central banks around the world can quickly change their monetary policy in response to a sharp change in the economic situation, since they are mostly independent, operate within a clear mandate and rely on the theory and statistics.

The virus has already revealed four major problems for national economies:

  1. Losses from rising risks that do not include actual losses.
  2. Actual losses from a decrease in the country’s external operations.
  3. Losses from the introduction of quarantines.
  4. Chain reaction stimulated by the fall in business and consumer activity.

Fears and Predictions

According to Moody’s Analytics, the COVID-19 could affect the global economy more than the financial crisis of 2008-2009. Unlike the collapse in the US mortgage market, no one predicted the emergence of the pandemic in 2020. Politicians may thus be limited in their ability to eliminate the malicious impact on stocks and national economies caused by the virus.

The spread of the Chinese virus will cost the global economy more than $280 billion in the first quarter of 2020. It will put an end to the continuous growth of the world GDP, which lasted 43 consecutive quarters.

If the virus does not spread around the world and China starts production soon, the global economy will lose only 0.1% of the predicted growth for 2020. This is a good scenario for the global market and trading online.

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Limitation of Movement

The International Monetary Fund and the World Bank announced that they will hold an annual spring meeting, scheduled for April 13-19, in a “virtual format” due to the COVID-19 epidemic.

Credit Suisse management recommends employees in Hong Kong work from home and avoid visiting a bank office if they frequented the mainland for the past 14 days. Employees who have flu symptoms should stay at home for two weeks and return to work only with a doctor’s permission.

UBS also advises their employees to stay home if they have recently visited China. The UBS offices in China continue to operate normally, but other employees are prohibited from travelling to China.

The Standard Chartered financial group has limited travelling to China and Hong Kong. To stop spreading the virus, some branches are even cutting working day hours.

It’s not only banks that have been hit by the epidemic: the absence of decisive measures to support the economy from the Trump administration has led to a sharp quotation decline in the NY exchange. Forex trading in general also slows down.

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How Banks Will Help the Economies to Recover?

The World Bank will allocate $12 billion to help states cope with the spread of the COVID-19 and overcome the negative economic consequences of the epidemic. Even though most WB programs are loans, the poorest countries will receive part of the funds in the form of grants.

As for national and local banks, they expressed their readiness to support people and business hit by the COVID-19. People facing financial difficulties are offered mortgage or credit holidays for up to 3 months.

Additionally, some financial institutions reduce their interest rates or increase the credit limits for their clients. These measures are taken to support the most vulnerable parts of the population, especially those who faced salary suspensions or working hours cuts. The repayment holidays are also offered to business that takes loans for $25,000 and more.

Every crisis is a new beginning for the world of finance. Every broker will confirm that the economic decline is always replaced by growth. So, why not take advantage of it?

Reasons to NEVER Eat Food From China or Chinese Restaurants

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Food, vegetables, fish, meat sourced from China can be deadly for human consumption, and some of it may filter through to Western supermarkets, and is most definitely used by Chinese restaurants operating in the West.

Primarily, there are little or no food standards in China, and pollution is at such a level that it is estimated 90% of groundwater and soil in China is polluted with heavy metals, raw sewage and deadly chemicals that cause cancer and death.

All farmers in China fertilise their vegetables with human faeces and raw sewage, as well as feed their farmed fish with raw pig excrement.

China produces about 70 percent of the farmed fish in the world, harvested at thousands of giant factory-style farms that extend along the entire eastern seaboard of the country. Fish like Tilapia are popular exports to the West, even though these farmed fish are fed on chicken and geese excrement and their murky ponds pumped with tonnes of antibiotics so bacteria finds resistance over time. The same goes for all seafood, where 90% of shrimp and prawns come from South East Asia, fed on animal faeces, and plumped up with toxic bacteria laden gel.

One may think tofu is the way to go with a good vegan diet, however you may consider avoiding Chinese tofu because fermentation is regularly speeded up in production by introducing human faeces into the recipe.

In a short period of time, the workers who participated in the production of “stool smelly tofu” even said: “Every time we poop in a plastic bucket, we won’t pull it in the toilet, because these are all treasures!” He explained that he would The stool is mixed with a certain proportion of water to make stinky tofu, and the tofu can be “oddly stinky” in a short period of time, saying that “do not put too much dung water, too much will be too stinky and will be found by guests.” And to this kind of stinky tofu making method, he argued: “How long does it take for the natural smell to odor, should I still make money!” SOURCE

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Unscrupulous Chinese food producers lace their products with various illegal chemicals and fluff up their products to increase profit yields with deadly chemical powders as in the Chinese baby milk formula scandal.

Chinese staples: rice, cabbage, carrots, mushrooms, turnips and sweet potatoes, are all grown in fields irrigated by raw human sewage, industrial waste. Be aware of consuming any vegetable/fruit that originated in China, especially as it may be imported into your local supermarket in the US/EU/UK.

 

If you eat at a Chinese restaurant, you are putting your life at severe risk because restaurants source their ingredients from Chinese wholesalers/supermarkets who bring raw foods directly from China to the West. Chinese restaurants do this primarily because they get cheaper ingredients and bypass local American, European markets which are more expensive, and have food standards.

Eating at a Chinese/Vietnamese or other South East Asian restaurant/takeaway could also make you a supporter of human trafficking. Many Chinese restaurants are staffed by poor people trafficked from the Chinese provinces and forced to pay off their captors for years without any pay.

All food in Chinese restaurants are also laced with MSG (Monosodium glutamate) to artificially tenderise the meat which may be old, and make it more palatable. Clinical studies have proven it to be harmful.

There is evidence from studies in mice that the blood-brain barrier in newborns is immature, and that some glutamate can pass into the brain. High levels of glutamate injected into newborn mice caused significant brain damage.

A recent study showed that high levels of MSG also caused severe effects in fruit flies, leading to premature death in a significant number of them.

Chinese restaurants also reuse their cooking oil many times over, and even source their oil from the sewer, pleasantly called ‘gutter oil’.

Chinese vegetables and seafood do filter through to Western supermarkets, where they are sometimes repackaged, and labelled as organic, because in China most products are labelled with the organic word simply as a selling point despite there being no regulations. Therefore, if you cannot be sure of the source of a vegetable in your supermarket, then you can be sure it came from China.

China is a wonderful place where fields of watermelons actually explode after farmers spray them with too much growth accelerator, and imported meat from the 1970s is defrosted and sold even today.

Whatever you do, don’t ever drink bottled water from China, as 90% of so-called processed bottled drinking water is tainted with human excrement.

So, China does not only export deadly shit infested food for your consumption in the West, but it also exports deadly pathogens like COVID-19 coronavirus for your pleasure.

Bon appétit!

COVID-19: How the Globalised World is Killing Itself

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Sure, globalization is great when it comes to business/economic integration, and manufacturing, but when it comes to infectious viruses, this is where globalization falls down a nasty hole, inflicting untold damage.

We all know the process of change must first go through a process of destruction, constructive destruction, much like an omelette, first you have to break some eggs.

If the developed nations wanted to preserve their taxpayers, they would halt all international flights immediately apart from truly necessary freight. The respective governments should shut down all schools immediately and secure all borders with troops, they should also require every citizen to wear N95 masks, or gas masks, including the covering of the eyes with protective goggles. The military should be deployed in all neighbourhoods, and most citizens should be told to stay at home.

All trading on stock markets should cease, and a state of national emergency brought forward before the number of infected people increases.

Unfortunately, as of now, international/national flights are still continuing spreading the virus far and wide infecting people at an exponential rate. The fatal COVID-19 mutated strain is known now to be a deadly killer of a virus, it is constantly downplayed by those in the public eye and ministers, even though it not only attacks the respiratory system but the neurological system as well.

The virus is being allowed to take hold, all in the name of economics, and with every failed action to safeguard the developed nations, in turn, the stock markets fall further. If the ministers were to take decisive action right now before people start passing out and dying in the streets, then the markets would rise, simply because it would be seen that something was being done.

Within the developed nations, the only way any action is to be done right now is for a person within parliament or congress, or the senate to fall ill with COVID-19 and die, otherwise, as the general populace are getting infected daily, nothing of any note will be done.

Globalisation is a great economic miracle yet a huge curse when it comes to the interconnected nature of its operation, it is a double-edged sword, and the developed nations must think of a new way of global integration for the future, where all zones have their own localised food distribution, localised manufacturing and business, yet be linked globally as well to an extent to other zones, but can survive sustainably and independently of each other when needed.

How to Start Playing Online Casino Games Like a Pro

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Aside from being a fantastic invention, online casino games have been top class gaming entertainment for quite some time now. They allow gambling enthusiasts to test their skills and luck without overcrowded casinos and added expenses while offering the highest level of convenience.

Gamblers can choose from a huge selection of games, play for as long as they want, and enjoy the benefit of tuning in anytime, anywhere. If you’ve decided to give online casino games a chance, here are a couple of tips to help you start playing like an avid professional.

Freebies and other bonuses

One of the best things about online casinos is that they offer a lot of freebies and other bonuses. Pick your online casino carefully and make sure that they offer attractive and surprising bonuses.

Reputable online casinos offer many great things for free. You can receive gifts, various promotions, casino bonuses, welcome packages, and many more. The reason why they’re doing this is not to trick you but to keep you engaged and playing.

Since you want to become a pro, this is actually an excellent way to start perfecting your gambling skills. Go ahead and take advantage of everything you can get your hands on.

How to scout a virtual casino

Looking for a good online casino can be quite a challenge, as there are so many to check out. The most important thing is to pick a legitimate online casino with all the goodies. That means a user-friendly interface, a huge variety of games, nice bonuses and other freebies, and a fair chance to win.

Start with virtual casinos that have a good reputation and are already well-established. Go through their online ratings and make sure your casino is licensed. A high-class casino publishes its payout schedules and offers audited gameplay.

Our suggestion is to start with the House of Fun coins. It’s a fantastic online casino with lots of giveaways, daily freebies, free spins, and coins.

Finding that slot flavour, you love

Nothing can beat the thrill and sheer excitement of playing slots. From classic and old-fashioned ones to the most modernized slots with amazing graphics, online casinos have it all. In fact, using an online casino service is pretty much the same as paying a visit to any ground-based casino, only much more personalized and convenient.

The selection of online slots in these casinos is absolutely mind-blowing. If you’re really thinking of becoming a professional gambler, slots are probably the best way to start your journey. Online slots have many great advantages over any traditional casino slot, and the more you play, the more you’ll discover these advantages.

Find the type of slots that suits you and start spinning. You can play for free, which is probably the most significant advantage over real-life casino slots. Gambling sites like Mega Casino UK offer the finest selection of top-class slots. The most important thing – the odds aren’t rigged, they actually work to your favour.

Understanding the support procedure

There is another reason why we mentioned the importance of picking a top-rated online casino. These casinos offer a high quality and secure environment with excellent customer service and support. In case you encounter any problem, trouble, or issue, you can count on this support to get things right.

To react promptly and use the support, you have to understand the support procedure and how it benefits you as a player. Becoming a professional gambler includes knowing how to use all the features of an online casino, not just the gambling ones.

Understand the games you’re playing

Doing your homework also plays an important part in your professional gambling journey. If you want to have the best online casino experience each time, knowing the games and cas2the rules can really help a lot.

So, ask around, use the internet to read everything you can about the games you’re interested in, check out the odds, and find out everything you can about the rules. Online casino games are easy to learn and understand, so you shouldn’t be having any problems with getting a hold of it in no time.

This knowledge will help you gain more confidence and relax. Take one game like Slingo Rainbow Riches slot and learn all you can about it.

Now that you know your first steps, it’s time to put this knowledge to good use, but more importantly, enjoy yourself and have fun. Online casinos are there for the sake of entertainment, and they can be a lot of fun if you know what you’re doing.

WHO – COVID-19 Fatality Rate Upgraded to 3.4% Will Rise Higher With More Data

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“This virus is not SARS, it’s not MERS, and it’s not influenza. It is a unique virus with unique characteristics,” WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said Monday from the Geneva HQ. “We are in uncharted territory.”

“Globally, about 3.4% of reported COVID-19 cases have died,” the WHO Director-General revealed. In comparison, seasonal flu generally kills far fewer than 1% of those infected, he added.

Dr. Mike Ryan, executive director of WHO’s health emergencies program, also spoke at the conference:

“Here we have a disease for which we have no vaccine, no treatment, we don’t fully understand transmission, we don’t fully understand case mortality.”

It is a positive point that the WHO has upgraded the death rate to 3.4% as more International data is processed, and not on false Chinese data used previously, however the death rate in some regions would be more akin to 8-10% if recorded properly.

The WHO seems to praise China’s response to the virus at every conference, despite the massive cover up employed by the communist regime.

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Biden: “You’re All Infected Now!”

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Creepy Joe Biden, seems to have had the support of the establishment Democrats who realise that the communist Bernie Sanders would not survive long under a Trump onslaught. He also garnered the African American vote by using the time honoured Democrat trick of keeping the poor naive African Americans in the white Democrat Plantation.

Now the Democrats have fallen down to the level of Creepy Old Uncle Joe, who likes to whisper sweet nothings to 12-year-old girls during White House photoshoots and French kiss his own granddaughter.

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Former Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden kisses his granddaughter at a Democrat rally in Nevada. (Twitter)

The deranged crowds at Biden’s gatherings all have that whacked out look in their eyes as they swill around like a vomitus soup of hypnotic sickness.

They all cheer and chant in unison as Biden points at them, god knows what manner of virus courses through the crowds, possibly a ‘super spreader’ infecting hundreds at each rally, as they sneeze and cough the COVID-19 pathogen and its deadly droplets into the open aghast mouths of Biden’s blind followers.

Like lemmings willingly running off a cliff, they follow this elderly creepy man simply because he was the vice president of the only African American president in U.S. history, and did not achieve one thing during his tenure apart from standing around looking like a spare gear.

Biden, stutters and splutters his way through his heavily scripted speeches, his senility shows, his braincells long gone, his dilapidated sponge brain now functioning at a fraction of what is considered normal operation.

The election rallies are wonderful conduits for the coronavirus to spread, as Americans flock without any facial protection, touching surfaces with their bare hands, sneezing over everything, shouting, cheering and ultimately spreading the miniscule droplets of death far and wide.

If there is an election before most of these people end up in a FEMA camp heaving for breath and Trump instates martial law is another question best ignored.

VIDEO : Death Toll in Iran in 1000s According to Insider Journalists

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The official death toll in Iran of 54 is false as much like China there has been a massive cover up.

The mainstream news in the UK is claiming the death rate is about 1% globally but this is based on figures from China mostly, where many thousands died without being tested, or in their homes, therefore were not counted.

The epicentre of the Iranian outbreak is the city of Qom which has been devastated not only by the high death rate but by a prolonged quarantine.

Since the initial outbreak in Qom the virus has spread to other Iranian cities, although the news of this is hushed up by the Iranian regime.

In this one video alone, taken by an undercover journalist, you can see the amount of dead, and this is only on one single day at one morgue.

Disturbing incidents like the Iranian licking a shrine’s gate also add to the nihilistic element of this viral outbreak.

There is no doubt that the death rate for coronavirus is higher than it is being reported, but until we get some solid statistics from a Western nation that counts things properly we will not know its full extent.

Meanwhile, people going on the news and stating the death rate is as low as 1% is a ridiculous farce, especially when they know the data they are basing this figure on is from China or Iran.

In China, many infected people are now cremated in the incinerators whilst still alive.

John Bercow: “Priti Patel is a Terrible Bully!”

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Former Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow has chimed in on the Priti Patel Bullygate affair.

“I think Priti Patel is an awful bully, when I was in the Commons I remember putting my hands round the neck of the Black Rod whilst shouting obscenities in his ear denigrating his whole career, even taking the time to explain to him that Priti Patel was a bully and should be chucked out for trying to purge the civil service of Remainer Mandarins intent on thwarting Brexit.”

Priti Patel, who was instrumental in the Vote Leave campaign is a force of nature, but seems to have come up against a wall with entrenched Remainer Whitehall Mandarins, and their undercover operation to do anything they can to halt Brexit from ever happening — including accusing her of bullying.

It’s all okay though because if you’re a Remainer and an actual bully, no charges will be dealt, yet if you’re a Leaver who is trying to kick some sense into some Whitehall Remainer behind his cushy highly paid desk job, all hell breaks loose, and bullying accusations are thrown around the media.

This is a difficult one, how does the government cleanse the civil service of its Remainer parasite problem? These people are so entrenched, it may take a war.