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Rules NFL Cheerleaders Have to Follow

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On screen, NFL cheerleaders are the happy squad. They make sure that they are always happy, smiling and looking on point, if we may add. However, all this comes at a pretty hefty cost, and we don’t mean their salaries.

NFL cheerleaders earn at least £6 ($10) an hour which can amount to a lot of money if you are playing real money online casino (casino en ligne) bets. However, when compared to the NFL players millions, the cheerleaders get peanuts.

Below, we shall look at some of the very strict rules that NFL cheerleaders have to adhere to or risk losing their job.

 

NFL Cheerleader Rules

1. Avoid public makeup touch ups.
2. Always stay standing during NFL unless when official requests are made for them to sit down.
3. Pose for the team calendars and sell them.
4. Avoid mentioning the teams that they cheer for.
5. Always be ready to work.
6. Submit to authority at all times.
7. Talk in certain way i.e. refrain from slang, gossip and some other controversial topics.
8. Always look and be their best at anytime of the day.
9. Hide all tattoos with makeup and also refrain from showing any piercings.
10. No drastic appearance changes i.e. no hair colouring or cutting.
11. No eating while in their uniforms.
12. Always maintain personal hygiene.
13. Mind their weight. Should a cheerleader gain weight, she can be suspended.
14. No wearing undergarments as some of their uniforms can be quite revealing.
15. Take extra care of themselves i.e. teeth need to be white at all times, and tan should be of an acceptable colour.
16. Mind what they post on social media.
17. Keep their distance from the players. No relationships with player whatsoever, even on social media.
18. Take off the uniform after the game.
19. Buy their own uniform/s.
20. Follow a strict dress code even when they are not on duty.

Now that you have read the above rules, next time when you visit casinos online and sports betting sites, you will know that rules also apply.

Five Exciting Ways To Keep Yourself Occupied During Lockdown

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While lockdown has presented the good in many as we all look to take care of one another, it’s also been a time of severe boredom for most of us.

With hours upon hours to kill, we’ve seen all manner of inventive ways to stay occupied. But you don’t necessarily need to be creative to gleam a little bit of enjoyment from this situation.

No, you can throw yourself into all manner of activities and take just as much enjoyment as you would heading to a sports match, or spending an hour in the pub.

If you’re looking for a simple, but exciting way to pass the time, then we’re here to help and below you’ll find five excellent ways to keep yourself occupied…

Become A Fitness Freak!!

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Maybe a little extreme, but there are plenty of opportunities to get fitter and healthier, all from the comfort of your own home.

While cycling, running and walking are ideal outdoor activities, you can enjoy Joe Wicks’ daily workout in front of the television, or take up one of the many yoga streams that are now available.

Many comedians have joked about how we’ll be the fittest nation ever with thousands out and about on their bikes, but it really is an opportunity to take the time to look after yourself.

Brush Up On Your DIY

construction-workers-921224_1280Got problems around the house that you’ve never got around to fixing? Well why not get to work and bring your home into good shape, whether it be painting your fences or fixing up the cupboard doors which have been hanging off the hinges for months.

You can get out in the garden and get it ready for the summer months, or even completely rethink the layout of your rooms.

For those thinking of selling their home, it’s the ideal time to get these things sorted and boost your home’s saleability once the market begins to pick back up.

Learn A Language

dictionary-2317654_1280If you’re like us, then you’ve probably been daydreaming about your next holiday. Heck, we all deserve one!

So why not think about where you want to visit and do your research too by learning the language.

Picking up the basics of a language can not only be a useful skill for travelling but also can be great for work too and boost your chances of employment in a number of roles.

Apps such as Duolingo can be the perfect starting place for a number of languages from French and Italian, to Spanish, Portuguese and more.

Get Into Esports

xbox-4142756_1280While sport around the world is on hold, one variation is well and truly thriving – Esports!

Many of us have taken to video gaming since lockdown, and while it’s great playing, it’s brilliant to watch the very best go head to head too.

Games such as FIFA, Call of Duty and League of Legends have regular tournaments with players all over the world taking part to win millions in prize money.

Not only can you stream the action online, you can also bet on Esports too, with many bookmakers offering odds, just as they would for the weekend’s football! It’s the ideal replacement during these unprecedented times.

Practice Your Cooking

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For many of us, it’s a completely new way of life at the moment. We’ve gone from living at 100mph and having to eat quick-fix meals or ready meals to having the time to take care and pride in our cooking.

Why not take down the cookery book off your shelf, which you’ve not looked at since getting it for Christmas and start considering some of the recipes? It could take you to the next level with your cooking, as well as introduce new flavours and new staple dishes to your menu!

You can also find tons of great food recipes online, so why not spend a few hours and treat yourself to a dish full of love and attention?

Zuckerberg Not Affected by Coronavirus Pandemic

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“I’m immune to coronavirus,” Zuckerberg says tapping his hard forehead which sounds like a piece of plastic tubing.

As Facebook goes from strength to strength during the virus pandemic with its stock price shooting upwards, its CEO, Zuckerberg is now fully integrated into the company, much to the chagrin of rebel shareholders who have tried to oust him countless times.

Zuckerberg does not sleep. He is plugged into the network 24/7 and some people question if he is human any more.

“He never laughs, and he never sleeps. No one has ever seen the guy eat food. He’s literally like a robot, he can compute complex algorithms in seconds, and has an interface built into the back of his neck,” one Facebook insider claims.

When staffers see Zuckerberg walking the halls, they immediately step aside and try to make themselves look useful.

“You know that scene in the first Terminator movie when Schwarzenegger takes the cop car and is going ‘Westbound on Olympic”, scanning the area in a menacing manner, that’s Zuckerberg. You better make yourself look like you’re doing something, or he will zone in on you. His eyes, they got no soul in there, like fuckin’ shark eyes,” another employee revealed.

In an Ideal World – Post Coronavirus Dreams

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The coronavirus pandemic will last for more than two years, and there is no way to colour it any other way. To effect real change global technologically developed governments need to work to utilise this time under coronavirus lockdown to plan for a new future.

Developed nations need to eradicate fossil fuel using vehicles, and completely integrate electric vehicles.

Schools should only teach pupils from home through other interfaces, eventually when the technology is in place in the future pupils will be able to download knowledge directly.

Most businesses are unnecessary, and only core companies will survive, although the next step will ensure each global zone is fully sustainable in its own right, and if cut off from other zones due to any disaster or virus, would survive with no problem.

Most politicians and parliaments have been shown to be irrelevant during the pandemic, and this is why governments must think of a slimmed down state, and to relieve most MPs from their posts. In Britain, the House of Lords is completely useless and should be dissolved immediately.

If the population is reduced sufficiently, maybe a universal basic income scheme can be introduced for every citizen, however this can only be introduced if the numbers are in the right sweet spot. Post virus, there may even be room to introduce a managed breeding program, where births are regulated at a sustainable level.

The whole economic facade, the capitalist system and Keynesian technique must be overhauled, as well as globalist networks must have definitive points where connections can be cut in times of upheaval. Circuit breakers withstanding, stock markets are now algo nightmares that must be tamed, through careful regulation.

The West must counteract the globe’s rogue nations by reintroducing the compulsory military draft.

The developed Western nations must remove their reliance on communist China, because if they do not, they will eventually fall prey to their increasing demands. China, due to its use of coronavirus as an economic weapon, must be completely removed from the International community and extreme economic sanctions put in place. In effect, China must be taken back to the dark ages where it belongs, and if the West does not make it a pariah state, the West will not survive what China has planned. The West must remove China’s military capabilities, or they will eventually attack. Russia will also hold an existential threat to the West, especially with their military.

The next pandemic could be a genetically created one targeting certain races, or populations, as China has already shown with the devastating effects of COVID-19, there is always the threat that either they or some other rogue nation may develop another deadly pathogen targeted for certain gene maps.

Contrary to the denizens of liberal policy, the West must shut its borders to the Third World and other lesser developing nations. This fortress mentality will be the only way to preserve and survive in the future, as well as increase technologically. The West also needs to develop defence systems that cannot be breached, and offence systems that cannot be defended against. These weapons will ensure the subservience of the lesser nations, and stop all thought of warfare.

What Do You Need to Know About Aristocrat Software?

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Aristocrat develops a variety of games for casinos from different countries like UK online casinos and even for traditional gambling places. It has been licensed to offer some of the most popular video slots with the reload casino bonus that can help to improve the odds of winning.

Brief history

Aristocrat started off as a casino slot developer and gained much popularity in this sector to the extent that this company was the second largest of its kind.

It has a lot of games that brought in a lot of revenue and Aristocrat decided to leverage their earnings by migrating to the digital sphere.

About Aristocrat

You might have probably used Aristocrat software in some online casino without knowing. The company developing Aristocrat software is continually growing its digital footprint and is aiming to match it with its customer base of traditional casinos.

They seem to be meeting their target because this game developer is supplying famous casinos like Bet365, VIP Casino, Intercasino, and many others.

Only high-end and reputable ones provide the developed by Aristocrat. The average user rating of casinos offering Aristocrat games is 4.5 stars, which is very impressive. The company seems to have great prospects in the online sector of gambling if it keeps up with this reputation.

 

Type of games that Aristocrat offers

Aristocrat has a variety of games on traditional casinos but especially slot games, and they have brought this approach into their online gambling business.

Mostly, the company provides slots to online casinos but their repertoire is not as wide as of the brick-and-mortar casinos.

The games offered on the site are exact replicas of the games found on land casinos and gamblers hope they will mirror their land approach to their online slots. The aspect they are hoping for is increasing the diversity of their online games to be at least the same in numbers with the traditional games found at walk-in casinos.

Aristocrat slots

There are different games you can enjoy that are provided by Aristocrat. They include Big Ben, Red Baron, Queen of the Nile II, Gold, Lucky 88 and Zorro.

There are also other games that you can enjoy in the online casinos, and they include:

  • Wild Panda

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The Wild Panda machine is a 5-reel video slot that is easy to play even for beginners and has a generous amount of 100 play lines.

 

 

  • Pompeii slot

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Pompeii slot is also powered by Reel Power technology with about 243 winning lines for the gamblers playing this slot with credit ranging from 25 to 125.

 

 

  • More Chilli Slots

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The More Chilli Slots derive inspiration from the Mexican culture and is also a 5-reel slot machine, the difference being that it has only 25 pay lines.

 

 

Advantages and Disadvantages of Aristocrat

There are a lot of advantages to this software but there are some downsides to this company. The disadvantages are:

  • It is hard to find because it is used by certain companies only
  • Aristocrat software is focused on social gaming apps more

The online Aristocrat software available offers users access to games only available in selected casinos in the U.S. You can enjoy the gameplay without having to leave your couch.

Frankie Wilde is a content writer at various gambling sites. Also, he is a passionate traveler and a great cook. Frankie shares informative articles with the world.

Preparing for Suicide – End Lockdown Early

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The recent sunshine in the country revealed that there was never really a solid lockdown, and the virus was continuing to feed on the sun bedazzled crowds of lemmings flocking outside.

The packed parks, trains and roads, testament to a population with little or no care for their own health or the health of others. It is quite unimaginable that these people were all out there without a mask in sight, crowded together shoulder to shoulder sucking in the coronavirus deep into their lungs.

The airports and planes are still coming into the UK daily, and all ports are open without any checks.

As for government, the murmurings of reopening businesses and schools is an essential detail amongst those who value the economy over human life.

The fact is, there was never really a proper lockdown. If there had been, the virus would not continue its daily death duties on the nine-o-clock-news. The flights never stopped, the roads and transport systems never stopped, and people were still out of their homes frolicking in the parks, or clapping like penguins.

Rush hour on the London Underground was another indication that coronavirus was given the opportunity to spread far and wide, and the packed lockdown trains an excellent Petri dish to multiply. Confined within each carriage, the mere act of breathing in and out spreads the virus, the atmosphere within each carriage a soup of virus, inhaled easily as only the few protect themselves with a mask.

Open your precious businesses now, and the schools, and see the virus truly take hold, wave after wave. Most secondary schoolkids take the bus to school and back every day, and it is here where the virus will spread fast to the homes, and to the rest of the population.

The coronavirus is now killing children, doctors on Monday issued an alert about a sharp rise of children being admitted to intensive care with a Kawasaki-like disease. Some children with no underlying health conditions have already died after their organs failed. The mysterious sickness has now been linked to coronavirus by doctors.

Unless there is a real shutdown, there will be no respite and until a true vaccine is found the lockdown should not end — especially schools.

UPDATE – Germany/Spain/China see coronavirus cases spike after easing lockdown

Civilian Harry Misses His Old Life and Regrets Listening to Meghan Markle

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We do have regrets in life, and it is testament to the enduring qualities of Harry, stripped of his medals in the army, and his royal status, all because he had a moment of momentary madness, and followed this woman who controlled him so well to the un-royal city of Los Angeles, where the soulless grid streets all lead to nowhere in particular.

“I used to hang around thousand-year-old palaces steeped in history, have proper English butlers, shoot pheasants, and in the evenings have anything including any young filly delivered to my quarters to be pumped with vigour. Now I am a civilian underling to an ageing humourless Z list actress who is obsessed by herself, and orders me around as if I am one of nana’s Corgis, there are no palaces here in the soulless cocaine fuelled environs of Los Angeles, just bland Starbucks and fake plastic people with their faces stretched behind their ears, and their pig’s anus resembling trout lips, puckered to the point of absurdity,” the woeful former royal lamented to his friends.

The former prince yearns for the fresh breeze of the rolling green hills of England, the quaint pubs, the polo, his friends and brother and the cheers of Twickenham, as well as the considered sarcastic comments of royal discourse, which is non-existent to the clueless politically correct Yanks.

Meghan whose chief expertise is in fellatio, due to her apprenticeship over many years of shitty low-end showbiz jobs, has only this skill to her name, but over time, even her intricate oral technique will not be able to keep the former prince from feeling home sick. The hundreds of men she has serviced in her time can contest to her fellating skills, but her vicious narcissistic personality counteracts this very attribute.

One friend revealed: “Harry is so bored of it all. He is now surrounded by American socialists, who can be even more intoxicating than the British sort, mainly because of their extreme champagne swilling PC hypocrisy and constant sappy victimhood. The Hollywood set are about as shallow and vapid as a Death Island episode. One mention of shooting a grouse, and they all huddle in the corner crying like babies and pointing fingers.”

Home Renovation Ideas You Can Do On Your Own

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Home is where you unleash yourself. Everyone dreams about it to be perfect and beautiful. While you may not be able to renovate it by any interior designer anytime, you can do simple things that will give a fresh look to your home.

Yes, there are different home renovating ideas that will help you make changes. Whether it’s adding laminate flooring or installing some bookstalls at the study, you can make things attractive and comfortable. Here are a few ideas that are great to follow.

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Home renovation for your bedroom

The bedroom is the place where you start and end your day. Thus, it must be cosy and at the same time comfortable. Look around, don’t you think it needs to be tidy up? Clean the clutters, you will find its spacer.

The bed is the key attraction of your bedroom. Give them bright colours by adding bed accessories. You may change the window treatments too. They will give a fresh look to the room. To make the floor compatible with the window treatments you can try laminate flooring.

Home renovation for your living room

This is the most important room. You welcome your guests here and spend some quality time here with your family. Start with rearranging the furniture. Once rearranged, everything will look different.

For greenery, you may add some indoor plants and place them in corners. Don’t forget the lighting as it makes the room bright. Installing some attractive laminate flooring will also give a look that is sober and attractive.

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Home renovations for your kitchen and dining

Renovating your kitchen may seem a costly affair but it won’t if you follow simple things. You may put some facelift on the cabinets. They will give a new look to the cabinets while it can be done by you.

In the dining area, order the dining table. Make sure you create an illusion that everything is bright. If you have an old dining table you may refinish it or even paint it.

Home renovation ideas for the entryway

By adding a few pictures or some plants here and there the entryway may look great and welcoming. Do not forget to put in lights at the right space because if it is dimly lit, things will look dull.

Add a shoe rack in the side where you can keep your shoes and at the same time make space to keep some plant pots.

Online Casinos Make it Fun to Win

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The online casino world has exploded in the last decade with an amazing abundance of casino games out there waiting to be played and enjoyed.

Venturing onto the virtual forecourt of an online casino can be intimidating to the noob, but it doesn’t have to be, you can explore in your own time, and set the pace of your adventures into the exploratory world of gambling, whether just for fun, or to actually beat the house at their own game and win few thousand here or there. An example is จีคลับ, where most existing casinos offer a registration bonus, often in the form of free spins or additional interest.

If you want to get a tester, this is where the free casino games come in handy. You can hone your skills, and learn the subtle intricacies of each game whether it’s Blackjack, Poker, Baccarat, Roulette or one of the variant types of slots. The good thing about online casinos is you won’t get chucked out of the premises if you stick to free games. We all know the bricks and mortar casinos don’t take too kindly to anyone sitting around all day playing free games and not spending.

What’s great about online casinos is the element of calm you may feel when slapping down your bets. For a start, there are no loudmouths shouting over your shoulder, there is no sense of urgency, and you won’t suddenly get noticed by the local hustler/prostitute when you make a big win, as she won’t have the chance to steal your winnings, although you may miss out on a little head.

 

Besides, who wants to go to a real casino these days, it’s not like the days depicted in the Scorsese movie ‘Casino’, all of that excitement has gone. These days, brick and mortar casinos are clinical humourless pits of efficient money-grabbing, plastic palaces with no soul, and far-flung from the good old days when Hunter S. Thompson and his whacked out lawyer were frequenting Vegas.

Just like online trading, casinos can now be played anywhere, and you don’t have to wear a James Bond style tuxedo either. You could be in your pyjamas or completely starkers, no one gives a hoot, as you put your bets on whatever game you choose. The convenience of it all is another bonus, imagine being at the mother-in-law’s as she yacks on an on, flip your phone and win a game of Baccarat, but when you win do not shout out in joy, as you may land yourself in a tad bit of trouble.

If it’s safety you are worried about in the online casino world, please understand that there are strict regulations in all global areas, but especially in the UK. You can rest assured, if you are with a reputable dealer, your wins will be paid out, and there will be no nonsense trickery to somehow dupe you.

Check out the most trafficked games in the online casinos, games like Ages of Gods, Mega Fortune and Jackpot Giant where you can win over 10 million quid. Probability does play a major factor in these games, but who says the universe suddenly does not open up for you and you hit the mega kill jackpot of the millennium.

If you want the odds to work for you the best, and to get a serious edge over the casino, Blackjack is the game to master. Simply by following textbook Blackjack strategy you can reduce the house edge to virtually zero, and come up with some serious wins. Of course, card counting is an art in itself, but this can be punished online and offline so watch your back and your technique. Add in some losses here or there to take those spotlights off you. With the immense amount of variations Blackjack has, you will not be spoiled for choice either, Progressive, Crazy, Spanish 21, Switch, Peek..etc.

It’s really that easy, and in an online casino you can’t contract coronavirus either, that has to be a major benefit, although you won’t get that real casino atmosphere, you get to breathe oxygen through your lungs without a ventilator.

 

CREATIVE CITIES: WARSAW

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Muzeum_WarszawieThe most creative museum or gallery

One of the most creative museums in Warsaw is the Museum on the Vistula (Muzeum nad Wisłą) at Powiśle. It’s a museum of modern art, and it’s based in a temporary location just beside the river. The huge white block painted in abstract patterns makes an impression by itself. Inside there are short term exhibitions of modern art. The minimalist and quiet interior allows one to experience art in every single detail.

The café where you go to read, write or be inspired

There are two cafes in Warsaw where I like to work or just read a book. One of them is Mokotuff 2.0 at Puławska 34 in Mokotów. It’s a quiet place, with great food and coffee. If you are vegan you won’t be disappointed, but it doesn’t matter if you’re not. Inside there are some artworks by not very well-known artists (which you can also buy), and a lot of plants (some of which you can “adopt”). The whole place makes you feel really comfortable.

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The second one is not exactly a café, but it’s called SAM (pictured) and it’s on Rydygiera Street at Żoliborz. Especially in spring and summer, when you can sit in the garden and drink one of the best coffees in Warsaw, believe me you can spend hours there without even noticing it. And they have the best butternut squash ravioli on earth.

A restaurant with a difference

Vegan_RamenVegan Ramen Shop on Kazimierzowska street (Mokotów) or on Finlandzka Street (Praga). They make the best ramen I’ve ever eaten. Everything on the menu is vegan and plant based, made to their own recipes. Founded by two vegan fiends and their families, it shows that vegan food can be delicious whether you are vegan or not. Also they have the friendliest staff I have ever met in any restaurant or café. The friendly and informal atmosphere only helps you enjoy your ramen more. I have to admit there were weeks when I ate my dinner there every single day, and I am still not over it. Trust me.

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It’s impossible to choose one creative neighbourhood in Warsaw. But some parts of Powisle, Mokotów, Praga and Żoliborz can be called creative areas. If I had to choose one of them, I would recommend visiting Otwarta Ząbkowska (or “Open Ząbkowska”) in Praga. During the summer, but also on some spring and autumn weekends, Ząbkowska street is closed to traffic to make space for artists, food trucks and flea markets. There are workshops for people of all ages.

LapidariumThe store you can’t walk past without going in

There is a shop called Lapidarium near Barbakan at Warsaw Old Town. It’s pretty hard to say what type of shop it is exactly. It’s something between a flea market, an antiques shop and a magical emporium. You can buy absolutely everything there, from old cameras (some dating back to the 19thcentury), to second hand books, Polish People’s Republic posters, vinyl records, ancient postcards and things that you didn’t even think you could buy anywhere. I always buy something every time I visit that shop and I never regret it. Sometimes I’m not even sure what I’ve actually bought!

Some extra tips

There are many old fortresses in Warsaw that have been turned into parks and pleasant places to sit and chill. One of them, at Bemowo, is called Fort Bema, and another one is at Żoliborz and is called Fort Żoliborz. There is also a nice café inside called Prochownia