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Remainer Campaign to Oust Boris Reaching Its Zenith

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No doubt there are many remainers in the Tory party who are desperate for Boris Johnson to be ousted from his current role as PM. Playing into the sordid hands of Labour’s hypocrite leader in opposition Keir Starmer and his equally vociferous remainer minions is however not the ticket the Tories should be pursuing.

This pathetic debacle over a mangy glass of wine raised by the podgy fingers of Boris during some sort of lockdown ruling is truly ridiculous.

The quivering maggot Lord Adonis is an EU zealot who will never stop his campaign to reunite Britain with the EU Soviet bloc simply because he is an implanted agent, and obviously well paid by the Brussels mob.

Anyone who blames the insane inflationary prices solely on Brexit is obviously misinformed, for if one looks at the larger picture there are major food and fuel price increases all over the globe. Some countries like Sri Lanka are already in a constant state of riots, as are other nations struggling to feed their people. Russia, obviously is not helping with its evil campaign in Ukraine with their blockades of wheat, grain and fuel blackmail. Fertiliser is now a rare commodity for farmers all over the globe. China has been stockpiling over 65% of the world’s grain, wheat and rice for the past year. Quantitative easing in the past by successive administrations have also contributed heavily to the inflationary pressures we are feeling today as well.

Sovereignty and relative freedom for any nation is much more preferable to the slavery and ridiculous diktats farted out from the unelected officials at the EU Commission. Von der Leyen was not voted in by the people of the EU but was appointed by unelected officials in the EU Commission as their chief.

As much as the EU and Obama administration stoked the fires for the current Ukraine war over the years, the EU is an agitant to global security. Here it is now trying to bring forth an EU Army which will further agitate peace in the West. At the end of the day, do we really need another army to fuck things up?

One can only hope that Boris stays in his position and he regains some sort of composure from this minor mishap over a few glasses of wine at the end of his 19-hour days working to save the nation from covid societal apocalypse. It was certainly OK for the nurses and doctors to have jolly times on TikTok videos during the lockdown after their long shifts but MPs are not viewed as humans are they? MPs are not allowed some time to relax after the amount of insanity and work they deal with during a crisis.

Biden Gun Grab: The Founding Fathers Knew This Day Would Come

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America was built on the premise of Freedom, Liberty and Justice. The Founding Fathers of the United States of America fought so hard for their nation, for their people. They would be truly appalled at what is happening now in their cherished land, where Freedom is being choked, where Liberty is being smothered, and where Justice is being subverted by Joe Biden and his far-left extremist administration trying a dirty audacious gun grab.

Joe Biden is administering the totalitarian tiptoe tactic, or Hegelian Dialectic, to chip away at the right for Americans to bear arms. Each step is one step closer to a total gun grab. If the American people capitulate to each step, before they know it, all of their rights will be gone forever.

Joe Biden : Weaken America — Strengthen China

George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, Samuel Adams, Thomas Paine, Alexander Hamilton, Gouverneur Morris, where are you now that your people need you so? Their spirits live only in the sacred script of the constitution of the United States, but for how much longer?

How long can you, the people, stand by and watch the good decent American tenets that the Founding Fathers composed be torn up and thrown on the floor like a piece of pestiferous trash?

Are you going to stand there when they come to take away all of your freedom?

Are you going to stand there when they tell Americans they are wrong to believe in Freedom, Justice and Liberty?

“Liberty, once lost, is lost forever” said John Adams.

And when they come for your guns, remember these words from Thomas Paine: “It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government.”

When the Biden gun police turn up on your doorstep, quote these words from Ronald Reagan: “If Fascism ever comes to America, It will come in the name of Liberalism.”

The Founding Fathers knew what was coming, and they prepared the American people for this very outcome, they knew that some day the very government that was meant to govern and protect the people would be the tyranny that terrorises them. They knew that eventually the swamp will become excessively thick with corruption, just like an illness, America is sick and the only doctor that can cure it is YOU the people.

Don’t let the corrupt Biden tyranny put you in a FEMA camp for re-education in Marxist woke ideology.

Don’t let the corrupt hypocrites and liars tell you that you are wrong to believe in the goodness of freedom and justice.

Don’t let these swamp pirates who have taken over change the laws to suit their corrupt power grabbing ways anymore.

Do not give an inch, for they will take a mile.

YOU are the law.

YOU the people are the law.

REMEMBER, FOLKS, ONCE YOUR FREEDOMS ARE GONE — THEY’RE GONE FOREVER!

Failure of Meghan Campaign to Ruin the Royal Family Leaves Her Shattered

After being unceremoniously booed on the steps of Saint Paul’s Cathedral and driven off back into the obscurity she fully deserves, Meghan Markle’s overall plan to ruin the British royal family was in tatters.

“You could see it in her malicious fake smiling face, this nefarious implant into the highest echelons of society and tradition had lost her battle. The people love the royal family and Her Majesty the Queen, and Meghan’s evil plans to besmirch their reputation had come full circle back onto herself. It was as if the royal household held a mirror up towards Meghan and her disgusting lying attempts to soil their honour,” an observer at the scene recalled.

Meghan Markle and Harry returned to their McMansion in Montecito, California, a broken and disgraced couple of grifters who seem to have lost their edge.

The Netflix extravaganza they are trying to push is now on the ropes. Without the royal connection, they are just simply two ordinary people somehow living in a 16-bathroom faux mansion replete with cheap looking Californian Mexican furniture. Already, Netflix has shed hundreds of thousands of subscribers and may lose even more if they even dare to push the turgid preaching woke Sussex disaster.

The augurs do not bode well, and the universal karma has slowly come home to roost for Meghan and Harry. If Netflix and Spotify had an ounce of balls they would sue for breach of contract and recoup at least some of the money spent on this tawdry conniving couple of con artists. Even many Americans are bewildered as to how these two have kept their royal titles despite their utmost efforts to ruin the royal family.

How Is Sports Betting Contributing to the Growth of Sports?

The rise in popularity of sports betting has been tremendous over the last decade. All over the world, sports betting appears to be a leading industry. Sports betting may be doing amazing numbers with point spreads betting and other forms of betting. Still, it is only one of the subsets of the global sports industry.

Sports betting is a big source of revenue for sports, but it also contributes to the growth of sports in many areas. What are these areas, and how do they feel the impact of sports betting contributions?

Different ways sports betting contributes to the growth of sports

  • Advertisement

Sports betting is one of the leading sports advertisers worldwide. Sports betting adverts appear ubiquitous, from billboards to ads at sporting events, sports news websites, TV, radio, print, and social media platforms. These adverts are designed to boost the popularity of the sports betting platform that puts them out. Still, many times, while trying to pass their messages, they equally promote sports to their audience.

  • Sponsorship

Sports teams around the globe enjoy the patronage of different sports betting brands. These include eSports and other virtual sports teams. The partnership between sports betting platforms and these sports teams generates additional income to improve different aspects of the sports team’s activities.

  • Increased Fan Participation

Nowadays, fans of different sports are becoming more passionate about the industry as a whole. Apart from urging their favorite teams to win, they have vested interests in the bets that they have placed on their favorite teams and players. With sports betting, the support extends beyond favorite teams. Sometimes, sports fans support their archrivals because they choose them as one of their betting options.

  • Increased Understanding of Sports

Winning a sports bet requires a great deal of strategy. Sports betting has increased the amount of research and information gathering about sporting events among sports fans. The information gathered will rightly position the fans to make great betting decisions and help them to understand the chances that teams and sports players have to win games.

Sports are enjoying a lot of patronage, thanks to the rapid growth of sports betting. The relationship between sports betting and sports is mutualistic. As sports betting grows, sports will also grow. One can only hope that the relationship will continue to grow stronger with adequate checks and balances.

Assault Weapons: Biden Disarming Americans On China’s Orders

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One of the main reasons any nation is reticent in invading mainland America is that much of their population are armed. Take away the right to bear arms and an invasion of the Continental United States of America by a militant communist nation like China is a distinct possibility.

The Japanese only conducted an air assault on Pearl Harbor in 1941 because they knew that the American population were well armed and a land assault would be useless. Take away that factor, and the American mainland is ripe for the picking.

The Big Guy and his son Hunter Biden have been known in the past to collaborate with Chinese companies with CCP links. The many CCP affiliated bodies operating in the USA funded and aided Biden’s election win against the much hated American patriot Trump.

There is a distinct correlation between Biden’s initiative to ban certain types of weapons and his connections to the CCP where he receives much of his orders. When mentioning the CCP, this extends to many globalist industrialist conglomerates like Nike, who are under the direct control of the Chinese Communist Party operating through Washington, as well as the majority of Silicon Valley.

It works both ways, either Mr and Mrs America give up their guns or there is a Civil War. Both scenarios are equally a win, win situation for China, whose main objective is the complete eradication of the entire American population. Useful idiots like Joe Biden and his socialist administration do not want a strong American public, just as much as China does not.

Socialism is a direct pathway to communism and is rooted deeply in Marxist ideology. The Democrat party is practically begging China to move militarily, and disarming America is one step in that direction.

Hegelian Dialectic

The totalitarian tiptoe moves slowly but surely, they ban bits little by little, and the people do not notice until all of their freedoms have gone.

To capitulate to tyranny by stripping the Second Amendment, ordinary American citizens whose ancestors fought for these freedoms will have been completely eviscerated by the Democrat Party Marxists.

Dear freedom loving Americans, remember this as a lesson from the compliant sheeple of the UK who have already had their rights to defend themselves taken away. Once it’s gone — it’s gone forever and will never come back.

BREAKING: Meghan Markle Arrived in Britain in Full Disguise

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Meghan Markle, possibly not one of the most popular individuals, arrived in Britain yesterday but travelled in full disguise, one of her aides has disclosed.

“The Duchess of Sussex arrived yesterday at an undisclosed airport on a private jet. She was wearing a disguise because she knows full well how she is viewed by the British public. Due to security reasons, we cannot reveal what disguise Meghan was wearing during her short visit with Prince Harry,” Orrid Scoobie, the couple’s spokesperson, relayed to news media teams today.

Many fans have been speculating on online forums and social media. One Sussex detractor suggested she walks around in a “hunchback of Notre Dame” outfit, whilst someone on Twitter suggested she could be one of the evil sisters from Cinderella. Another person said that “Meghan has more balls than Harry” and could be “disguised as a man”.

If anyone sees an odd person hanging around the royals during the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee who absolutely does not fit in, apart from Harry that is, then you just may have spotted Meghan in disguise.

What do you think will be the perfect disguise for Meghan Markle?

@DAILYSQUIB

 

The Most Important Features of Online Sportsbooks

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In the world of online sports betting, there are a lot of different things that you need to look for in a sportsbook before you decide to sign up and place your bets. With so many choices out there, it can be tough to know where to start or what to look for. Most people focus on the variety of markets a sportsbook has to offer.

For example, a good online sportsbook will have a plethora of bets and odds for events ranging from a local football game to major car races like Ally 400. However, there are other features that are equally important. With that in mind, here are some of the most important features of online sportsbooks.

What are the most important features of online sportsbooks?

There are a few key features that make online sportsbooks stand out from the crowd. Firstly, a user-friendly interface is one of the most important things to look for in an online sportsbook. You want something that is easy to navigate and use, so that you don’t get frustrated when trying to place your bets.

Furthermore, good online sportsbooks will offer plenty of bonuses and promotions. These can include sign-up bonuses, reload bonuses, free bets, and more. These promotions offer a great way to boost your enjoyment and explore various bets a bookmaker has to offer. Finally, it’s important to choose an online sportsbook that is safe and secure.

What makes one online sportsbook better than another?

This is determined by the bettor’s personal preferences. Every online sportsbook offers something unique. This unique feature will either suit your needs or not. Therefore, it’s important to research what each sportsbook has to offer, so that you can determine which one is best for you.

How do I find a reputable online sportsbook?

There are a few things you can do to find a reputable online sportsbook. The first is to look for reviews from other bettors. You can find these on forums or websites dedicated to sports betting.

Another thing you can do is to look for an online sportsbook that is licensed and regulated by a government body. This will give you some peace of mind that the sportsbook is legitimate.

Every online sportsbook should have valuable features that will improve customer experience. Make sure that you keep an eye on those when choosing an online sportsbook.

Gambler’s Fallacy: Truth or Tale?

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Have you ever had the feeling you should ditch the NFL expert picks and go with your guy? Has gambler’s fallacy kicked in when contemplating which team to bet on at BetUS? Gambler’s fallacy is how our minds fail to reason objectively with realistic probabilities. Here’s a look at the gambler’s fallacy and all you need to understand it.

Is Gambler’s Fallacy True?

Gambler’s fallacy is a psychological phenomenon where people think they can win a game of chance by changing their betting pattern. For example, people might think that since a team has won three times in a row, they’ll win the next game. This idea is completely random and has no basis. The probability of any given outcome doesn’t change depending on what happened in the past.

Why Is Gambler’s Fallacy Important?

The Gambler’s Fallacy is important because it can help you understand how you think about probability and how to avoid making mistakes when making decisions based on the odds.
It’s a term that describes the tendency for people to think that their luck will change if they repeat an action often enough. For example, if you roll a die and get a three, then roll again and get a three again, you might think that you’ll roll another three again. However, this isn’t true: the probability of rolling a three on any given roll remains constant. Your expectations are the only thing changing.

Gambler’s fallacy is also important because it helps you understand how to make decisions when you don’t have all the information. It helps you see how your intuition can lead you astray, and you may lose money.

What Is Representativeness Bias in the Betting System?

Representativeness bias is a cognitive bias that causes people to generalise based on stereotypes. People often use representativeness as a shortcut to determine whether something is true, but this can lead to inaccurate conclusions.

One example of representativeness bias is when people bet on sports teams based on their uniforms or logos rather than the actual statistics of the team. For example, if you were betting on a basketball team with a bright orange logo and yellow uniforms, you might be more likely to bet on them because they look fast and powerful. However, if you look at their actual record for wins and losses against other teams, it might be clear that they aren’t very good (even though they look good).

Another example is when someone decides what kind of car they should buy based on its appearance, rather than looking at data about its performance or reliability.

In statistical terms, the gambler’s fallacy is an incorrect inference regarding a particular event, made believing that past events will affect the likelihood of future events. There are many ways to beat gamblers’ fallacy. One of the most effective ways is to learn about the game and understand how probability works.

Safety Tips When Using Mobile Sportsbetting Apps

Betting on sports on your mobile device is pretty easy these days, thanks to the growth in technology. You can now make picks & predictions on your phone using an app or on the sportsbook site. Either way, you’ll enjoy the same playing experience as you would with betting on a computer.

However, before you jump into placing a bet through a mobile app, you should know some safety tips that can help you avoid issues. We’ve pieced this tidbit together to give you some essential safety tips to adhere to when using sports betting apps.

Only Play Using a Licenced Sports Betting App

Before you get started, you should be sure that the app you want to use has a proper license from top sports betting regulators worldwide. You must ensure that you look around the app before creating an account. You don’t want to play at a site that doesn’t follow any rules or isn’t regulated by any trusted body.

If it’s a sportsbook that you’ve been using before and trust, you can rest assured that the app will be licensed and begin your betting journey.

Ensure There’s a Two-Factor Authentication

Apps can be fragile if not well secured, especially if someone else has access to your device. As a result, you want to ensure enough security on your sports betting app. Therefore, you should check if there’s a two-factor authentication feature to help you improve the safety of your sports betting app. If it’s available, you should ensure that it’s activated.

Don’t Add Your Debit/Credit Card Details

We understand that it’s easier when you can do instant transactions without having to provide your details every time you want to deposit or withdraw. Therefore, you would like to add your credit or debit card details to the sports betting app. There’s a security risk because your details can be shared with third parties and scammers if it’s not an adequately secured dedicated app.

Only Play Within Your Budget

Betting can be challenging to control, especially when you win occasionally. So, you might go beyond the amount you want to bet whenever you bet since you can access the money. In that case, you need to find a way to play within your set budget to reduce how much money you can lose.

Betting can be fun, but keep in mind our safety tips to make sure that you are always covered when it comes to your money. Rather play it safe than lose it all.

China is Transitioning From Peacetime Economy to War Footing

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This has been happening now for some time but a recent leaked report from the CCP certainly brings more clarity to China’s overall plans regarding Taiwan. As the USA is sadly under a particularly weak Biden administration who are more concerned with makeup tips for transexual teenagers than actual global threats, the CCP is capitalising on this inherent weakness.

With a population of 1.4 billion people, China has exhausted its agricultural capacity, as well as its hunger for resources. The overall plan is the annihilation of the North American population so they can move their population onto the land. The initial phase will be to cut off oil supplies to Japan, and clean out the South China Sea, including Taiwan. Without oil Japan would collapse and this is what the CCP are counting on.

Growth for China came at a great cost over the decades. The CCP used the Western need for cheap manufacturing costs to build huge wealth at the cost of polluting Chinese lands and its atmosphere. The vast wealth was however put to good use in building up China’s military to unprecedented levels. The PLA’s missile technology alone is thirty years ahead of current known Western technology.

As the West is concentrating its activities on Ukraine, they have exhausted much of their resources sending particular pieces of military hardware to fight Russia. This may take years to replenish and the CCP have realised another weakness.

Australia is also definitely on the CCP agenda, as it has many natural resources and a large land mass for China’s population to move in and take over. The CCP plan would be to first eradicate the Australian population so that Chinese people can take their place. China’s population consists of 1.4 billion, therefore an invasion force of 100 million PLA troops would be unstoppable by the Australian military. Sadly, the promised nuclear submarines from the UK and USA will take some time to materialise.

America’s population of 350 million could contend with an invasion force of 200 million well armed PLA troops suddenly dropping down on their shores. Yes, it would be a bloody fight but as Chinese troops and constant reinforcements keep coming even a final nuclear flurry will not stop the onslaught.

The war has been ongoing for some time, economically, through virus attacks, hyperinflation and commodity scarcity. China, the brutal communist totalitarian regime along with Russia, N.Korea, Iran will move when the call is made.

Our only hope is that NATO countries reply to China’s and Russia’s aggression with weapons that are fifty or a hundred years ahead technology wise.