Daily Squib Predicted Correctly in 2012 EU Wanted Own Army

EU Army

BRUSSELS – Belgium – Martin Schulz, the speaker of the European Parliament has called for the creation of a European army.

As the EU reveals it’s plan to build up its own military army and Air Force , this is the next step for the Soviet European Union, and was accurately predicted by the Daily Squib in March 2012.

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Martin Schulz, the speaker of the European Parliament called for the creation of a European army at a recent summit where even British PM David Cameron was allowed to attend. Britain’s prime minister even rustled up some courage to voice his disapproval of an integrated EU military armed force.