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Prince Harry's First Apache Mission Over Pakistan a Success

By Lord Pullover 26/11/2011 13:45:00

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Harry proudly poses outside his Apache helicopter post mission

BAIZAI - Pakistan - Prince Harry has successfully carried out his first mission in the Afghan border region killing up to 28 Pakistani soldiers, reports have confirmed.

Speaking from his base, the proud prince said: "I bagged a load of p*kis today. My trigger finger just kept pumping those bastards into oblivion. It was fucking beautiful."

"My step-dad was a Muslim so I just wanted to give something back to the ragheads, like a few 50 caliber bullets, innit," Harry added.

Prince Harry even took time to go for a round of drinks before his first mission, and was said to have downed a jug of vodka, three pints of gin and sixteen bottles of lager.

"I've never seen flying like that. He swooped so low you could see the whites in the eyes of the terrified Pakistanis. It was like shooting fish in a barrel," Harry's co-pilot, flight lieutenant, Richard Moorcroft, told the Telegraph.

Prince Harry was meant to be greeted by his father as he returned from his first mission. However, James Hewitt was not available, so Prince Charles was sent instead.

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Comments (34 posted)

Osama Bin Laden 24/12/2011 16:56:02

harry son I was your step father :)

lady penelope ponsonby smythe 17/12/2011 00:03:47

Wot a load of tosh ...

Syed Ataur Rahman 06/12/2011 17:15:49

You people had it there...your Brits and you Americans....watch it....You have done it once too often...

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tabi 06/12/2011 16:37:08

I would thank NATO for doing such an act which woke up the sleeping nation the best part is that we r now united to roger your a..ses you bastards will die of hunger in afghanistan or ur country will die with increased load of your supplies you back staggers you can not fight a hand full of talibans and you dream of attacking PAKISTAN .if it takes life of only 26 soldiers to keep this nation united then we r redy to sacrifice them every min for this country PAKISTAN ZINDABAD PAK ARMY PAINDABAD

M Manzoorulhaq 06/12/2011 16:33:19

Un-manly,unjustified cowardly act against the charter of NATO

ali haider 06/12/2011 16:19:30

Harry you are a foolish person and is used by Americans like a puppet. Shame on you.

m saleem chaudhry 06/12/2011 01:56:39

It's a criminal act on the part of NATO commanders and they must be tried by ICJ and heads of armies taken to task for having this quality of commanders appointed for such a serious mission," War against terror

Ali 05/12/2011 10:12:42

NATO AND AMERICAN TIME IS OVER NOW PEACEFULLY GO BACK OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NO HELICOPTR TO TAKE U LITL ASSES BACK TIME STARTS NoW......................

furqan 04/12/2011 02:01:16

.. lol... well as far as killing is considered, don't forget what we did with Russia. we screwed it over night. NATO aint a fucking deal. we have all the might to do it..

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bilal 03/12/2011 21:14:38

u fkn blood line of pharo teri maa da phuda it means ur mother front bumper ll have all pakistanis lulaz which means all pakistani dicks in her producing so many of ur brotherz and sisters and then spitting paan wala thook in ur bajis phuda means her vagina then our pathans drill ur mothers ass with their lulaz meaning their cocks

Alan 03/12/2011 21:00:59

I see a lot of arm chair warriors are here LOL.

Let me ask you lil boyz, what is Pakistan going to do? You can't do anything, you cowards. We own you, we'll just pay you a few more rupees and you'll keep your mouth shut.

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TAhir 06/12/2011 09:18:00

Indeed we r servants of the white,we aint gonna do anything... So keep on coming and bombing us bcz we aint nothing but ur slaves.... and slaves dont do a shit ......just pay us well...

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HATTAR 07/12/2011 04:34:03

@ alan ,,please go back and read history ,,,did any outsider ever successively ruled Afghanistan ? NO, and also read about what happened to your fellow country men back in 1880,,,,do you want a repeat of the same ?

rana 02/12/2011 16:38:38

Prince Harry looks mighty dashing outside his helicopter.

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papao 02/12/2011 14:20:19

What a shame, ... If you think this is success and bravery to kill those helping you, rest assured, you will die a miserable death.
I am quite positive, it has not happened as reported. No one allows a pilot to fly drunk even a routine mission let alone one in combat.

Adil 02/12/2011 11:54:33

The language of this paper indicates that its a fabricated article

Ammar 02/12/2011 11:34:18

How coward and as..ole Nato forces are.
First they attacked at night and they think they are so brave!!!!! If that's so than try to do that in the day light and see the results.
Second, Pakistan is an allies with the Nato forces in so called war against terrorism. That's why our forces didn't attacked because they don't have orders to attack. If they had orders to attack at that time i'm pretty damn sure Nato forces would portray this story as Pakistan forces attacked on Nato forces killing several soldiers.

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