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Prince Charles Thinking of Sending Harry to Russia to Beat Up Putin

BALMORAL - Scotland - In an extraordinary attack on the Prince of Wales, Russia is now making absurd claims that the royal family had a Nazi past.

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Prince Charles is thinking of sending Prince Harry on a covert mission in an Apache helicopter to blow that Russkie commie Vlad to vodka purgatory.

“One has come under an extraordinary attack. It’s a good thing for Vlad that he doesn’t drive through Parisian tunnels, ahem. Anyway, I put forward my vodka snorting son Harry to pilot an Apache helicopter to Moscow and blow that Vladdy fool from his throne once and for all. Vlad’s a Nazi you know, and our family has never had anything to do with those sorts of people,” the Prince said whilst raising his spoon, and cracking another egg at breakfast.

Won’t the Nazis ever get along with the Nazis? This charade is like history repeating itself.

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    1. The crisis in Ukraine may encourage the use of
      nuclear weapons. Civil war in Ukraine could not arise. reported that Kiev mode
      is going to sell the technical documentation missile complex “Satan”
      (” Governor ” by the Soviet nomenklatura ) – Turks , Chinese, Israel.

      This process is already beginning to deploy . And it means that the world is on
      the brink of nuclear war. Dnipropetrovsk Regional Administration , headed by
      the famous Ukrainian billionaire Igor Kolomoisky , and local industrial
      association ” Pivdenmash ” , producing commissioned Russian
      intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads , have
      signed a Memorandum of Cooperation , reports inform agency ”
      Ukrinform” .

      The document , signed by the governor who put Dnipropetrovsk Igor Kolomoisky
      and Acting gene Director ” Yuzhmash ” Sergei Voight, says that public
      administration takes care of all issues related to the activity of the
      enterprise and the enforcement of its contracts with both Ukrainian and foreign
      customers with products. To do this, do not feel sorry for NATO to authorize
      the sale of nuclear technology to third countries of Ukraine , in the hands of
      radical terrorist groups in Asia . For the nuclear bombing of Japanese cities
      after already de – facto ended the Second World War , no politician or general
      U.S. has been punished . Are pleased to maintain its status as a global hegemon
      the U.S. is ready for anything, including the local use of nuclear weapons ,
      even Ukrainian production , performed by men ” Gladio », «Academy» or
      ” Al Qaeda ” with ” Hizb ut- Tahrir al- Islami . ” And this
      straight U.S. president said in May 27 in Afghanistan the U.S. military base in
      Bagram , and a day – in the Military Academy at West Point, forge leadership
      cadres of U.S. armed forces . http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/29/us/politics/obama-foreign-policy-west-point-speech.html?action=click&contentCollection=Politics&module=RelatedCoverage®ion=Marginalia&pgtype=article

      Ara Sarkissian , academician, president of the Academy of Geopolitics ,
      Honorary Consul of Macedonia to Armenia.

      http://www.yerkramas.org/2014/05/31/v-otlichie-ot-armenii-kotoraya-ne-priznaet-nagornyj-karabax-rf-priznala-krym-kak-chast-svoej-territorii-modest-kolerov/#comment-14836

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