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Trump Admin Blindsides Russia With Ukraine Mineral Deal

KYIV - Ukraine - In a remarkable turn of events, the Trump admin has pulled off a mineral deal with Ukraine, blind siding Russia.

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Looks like Putin is going to have to watch out where he throws those missiles from now on, because if they hit any civilian US contractors on the ground in Ukraine, there’s going to be some serious trouble. No doubt, Putin and his butchers are not happy with this deal being signed, and will most probably do something rash. The signing of the lucrative, and elusive mineral deal with Ukraine is a historic moment that may help to stop the war continuing.

The deal will allow the United States to exploit Ukrainian natural resources, including aluminium, graphite, oil and natural gas. Reconstruction deals have also been signed, and will help the people of Ukraine to regain some form of normality after years of being attacked by the Russians.

This is a major coup for Donald J. Trump who has worked tirelessly along with his team to secure a deal amongst an atmosphere of indifference, anger and trickery from the Russian contingent.

Furious Russians

The Russians have replied furiously to the new mineral deal with the United States and Ukraine. Former Russian president and prime minister Dmitry Medvedev angrily blasted the deal, and even took a sneaky shot at Donald Trump.

He said: “Trump has finally broken the Kiev regime into paying for American aid with minerals,” as he deliberately used the Russian spelling of the Ukrainian capital.

“Now military supplies will have to be paid for with the national wealth of a disappearing country.

“And the US Senate, led by Republicans, is preparing to impose another round of ‘crushing sanctions’ against us. Let’s see how the new administration responds.

“Trump’s ratings have gone down, and the ‘deep state’ is putting up fierce resistance.”

Significant financial and material support for Ukraine

The mineral deal agreement recognises “the significant financial and material support that the people of the United States have provided to the defence of Ukraine since Russia’s full-scale invasion”, US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said.

Trump better get the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. He has done more in 100 days than multiple US Presidents have done in their entire careers.

Rare Earth Minerals of Ukraine

Ukraine has deposits of 22 of the 34 minerals identified as critical for modern devices. The country has deposits of rare earths such as lanthanum and cerium, used in TVs and lighting, neodymium, used in wind turbines and lithium for EV batteries, along with erbium.

Ukraine also holds one of Europe’s largest confirmed reserves of lithium, along with beryllium, manganese, gallium, zirconium, graphite, apatite, fluorite and nickel.

The country also holds large reserves of coal and 20 per cent of the world’s graphite reserves, a key component in electric vehicle batteries and nuclear reactors.

Unfortunately, the Russians now have occupied 40% of Ukraine’s metal resources, and the largest area of coal resources are concentrated in the East which is now under the control of the invaders.

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