17.7 C
Monday, November 27, 2023
secret satire society
secret satire society
secret satire society
secret satire society
HomeWorldConspiracy Theorist Says He Does Not Believe in His Own Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theorist Says He Does Not Believe in His Own Conspiracy Theory

COLORADO - USA - Raymond Blanco, one of America's most prominent conspiracy theorists has finally come out and revealed that the conspiracy theory he believed in is pretty unbelievable.

buy squib book

“I was just going on and on one day in a coffee shop when it hit me. My conspiracy theory was all bull, not just one bit but all of it,” Mr Blanco revealed.

Amid a lot of soul searching, one theory after another was discounted by Mr. Blanco, until he became enraged prompting him to even throw away his tin-foil hat into a dumpster.

The prominent conspiracy theorist even has his own local radio talk show with tens of listeners.

“I had to go on there and confess. I was a conscientious conspiracy theorist and I was hanging my boots up. It’s okay to question, but my theory was so stupid that even other conspiracy theorists and researchers would shun me,” a distraught Blanco told the local Huntsville Echo.

So what was the theory?

“I, I believed in Hope, I believed in Change. I used to say ‘Yes, We Can!’ and I, I’m so ashamed of myself. I gotta live with myself for voting for THAT theory and believing everything about it. I can’t even mention the name of the person who I stole the original conspiracy theory from. I voted twice. Oh the disgrace.”

After becoming disillusioned by his own false conspiracy theory, Mr. Blanco decided to give reality a go.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift For Christmas. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -



Recent Comments