“This could have serious repercussions for the whole country and not only that the partners of the people involved in the secret love affair,” a Downing Street insider revealed.
Many in the country already had an inkling about the special relationship and on social networks tongues were buzzing about the torrid love/hate relationship.
“Why’s Dave so into gay marriage?” one twitter user asked.
Another social networker said: “I know who they are but I’m not telling, but here’s a clue, one of them like’s to cry a lot and the other one’s mouth resembles an arse because the amount of bull shit that comes out of it.”
