17.7 C
London
Saturday, December 9, 2023
secret satire society
secret satire society
secret satire society
secret satire society
HomeWorldEU CRISIS: Dunkirk Mark II

EU CRISIS: Dunkirk Mark II

DUNKIRK - France - We need every ship, every boat, every rubber dinghy for the biggest evacuation since Dunkirk I in 1940.

buy squib book

In a speech to the House of Commons, David Cameron called the events in the EU “a colossal economic disaster”, saying that “the whole root and core and bank balance of the British ex-pat Army” had been stranded at Dunkirk and seemed about to perish or be left penniless.

In his ‘We shall fight on the beaches’ speech on 26 March 2013, he hailed their eventual rescue as a “miracle of deliverance”.

The second Dunkirk evacuation, commonly known as the Non-miracle of Merkel, code-named Operation Eurodisaster by the British, will be the evacuation of British ex-pats from the beaches and harbour of Dunkirk, France, as they are cut off by the German EU Troika squads trying to empty their pockets and pension funds.

One Dunkirk Mark II evacuee said: “F*ck it I’m swimming. I’m not even waiting for a boat.”

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift For Christmas. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
spot_img
- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The perfect stocking filler this Christmas or something to scare your grandmother with. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Now Reduced to only £9.95

Translate »