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London Mayor Says Stabbing Spree Bloodbath Good For Population Control

LONDON - England - As the daily stabbings and shootings continue in the Labour controlled capital city, nothing is being done by the Mayor.

Labour’s London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, has justified the current crime spree amongst predominantly black people as a ‘natural form of population control’ and has even gone on to proclaim it as a form of ‘eugenics’.

It was in fact the socialist creed of William Beveridge, the architect of the post-1945 welfare state, and highly active member in the eugenics movement who said that “those men who through general defects are unable to fill such a whole place in industry are to be recognised as unemployable. They must become the acknowledged dependents of the State… but with complete and permanent loss of all citizen rights – including not only the franchise but civil freedom and fatherhood”.

The plan in those days was simple, as proposed by other socialist thinkers like Bertrand Russell. The gene pool for the elite must not be tainted by inferior bloodlines, and all ‘useless eaters’ should be sterilised or aborted before birth. Today, they’re just killing themselves off with mass stabbings and shootings.

Nothing to Lose

As the disenfranchised ethnic youth today in London continue on their stabbing sprees, the problem today is one predominantly of the Afro-Caribbean youth.


“These people are completely disenfranchised from societal norms. They are ill educated, with no desire for education or legitimate jobs. They are essentially wild feral beasts on the rampage, and can only express themselves with extreme violence, thuggery and thievery. These are Labour’s children. We cherished and nurtured their non-education through our welfare system by rewarding failure. We invited their parents in to this country knowing full well their children would create complete chaos, fear and discord, as this was good for our socialist longterm agenda to always have ‘useless eaters’ vying for our supposed help and vote for us. By throwing millions and billions of taxpayers money at these feckless feral runts we thus undermined the capitalist system which we abhor so much,” the Labour Mayor’s office said in a statement earlier today.

Many parts of South London, and urban council estates are now war zones thanks to the Labour policies of the past where it was mandatory to build estates bang in the middle of affluent areas. This form of social engineering has created clear delineation, where on one side the affluent live in perpetual fear, and on the other the chaotic hopeless create crime.

“In London, you can live in a £3 million property, but walk a few yards across the road and you will find a council estate where drug gangs rule, where people are stabbed daily, and where the disenfranchised only have to look out of their windows to see how the other half live. It is possibly a cruel form of torture for these people who know that the only way they will receive any large reward is by drug running or by murder. This is what Labour created. At least in cities like Paris, the poor are bundled in high rises only on the outskirts of the city, and out of sight, although with the Schengen zone, things have recently changed and the tent cities from the African continent have erupted in the centre of Paris, that is another conversation for another day,” one commentator on the situation told the Evening Standard.

Meanwhile, the London Mayor does nothing. The Metropolitan Police have been neutered by Mr. Khan’s laissez faire attitude, and are not allowed to ‘stop and search’ anymore by the Labour mayor.

The killings continue daily…


Tourist advice: Don’t come to London.



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