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After Many Years Britain Slowly Emerging Like an Abused Wife From a Terrible Marriage

LONDON - England - Britain emerging into the light from the EU prison hurts the eyes at first, but you will get used to it, as sure as the globe opens up from the restrictive prison walls we have been behind for forty long years.


Remainers are obviously masochists because they enjoy being abused, they enjoy being dictated to, and they enjoy paying 70% more for everything in the shops. They do not value sovereignty, freedom or the right to make our own laws.

Britain is slowly emerging from a period of creeping dictatorship and totalitarian EU rule spanning 40 years and coming into the light is hard for some people, they are used to their cosy prison, these remainers have no belief in Britain, they only believe in a Soviet EU construct where national borders are broken down completely and all national identity is lost.

Remainers do not believe in freedom, even though they do not want any borders, because their naive communist ideals do not realise the flood that will consume this country if the border is dropped. They do not realise that the NHS will not survive the deluge, or our schools, or our emergency services, our housing, benefits system, or our transport systems.

Slowly the curtains are being drawn, the sunlight of sovereign freedom hurts the eyes at first, but you will get used to it. The sun cleanses the soul, and global freedom for Britain to trade with who we want, not to be restricted by the EU protectionist closed shop, an uncompetitive racket serving only the interests of corrupt unelected EU officials.

If we have any sense of justice, we will completely eviscerate any form of treasonous attempts to thwart Brexit. After all, what has the EU ever done for Britain apart from imprison us in unjust laws and caused us untold grief economically through ridiculous punishing payments.

Remainers  want to deprive the sovereign of the Crown, they want to levy war against the sovereign “in order by force or constraint to compel her to change her measures or counsels, or in order to put any force or constraint upon or in order to intimidate or overawe both Houses or either House of Parliament”, and they want to “move or stir” foreigners to invade the United Kingdom or any other country belonging to the sovereign. Plain and simple, High Treason.

Embrace the light, let us move forwards to global heights and not be constrained to the narrow limited inhibitive torture of an EU prison. Break free from the shackles of EU totalitarian rule once and for all.

Britain deserves better than the corrupt restrictive shackles of the EU. Onwards..

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  1. Your misguided optimism is funny because Brexit will never happen. You are broadcasting your positive message to the blind. Nothing is going to happen. The MPs and courts have already blocked Brexit. There is no future for Britain out of the EU.

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