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Blair Licking Lips for Irish EU Referendum ‘Yes’ Vote

Dublin - Ireland - Tony Blair was licking his lips at the thought of more power and money than he has ever dreamed about coming his way when the Irish ratify the Lisbon Treaty later today.

“I can already smell the scent of extreme power touching the outer edges of my flared nostrils. Ooh the stench is intoxicating. The utter power of it all! Europe and the world will be mine. This makes murdering all those Arabs in Iraq like a tiny snack to me. Now when we get the stupid paddies to vote and ratify the treaty it’s all going to be mine,” Mr Blair told a meeting of senior bankers yesterday.

Tony Blair is in line to be proclaimed Europe’s first president within weeks when the Irish vote ‘yes’ in today’s referendum.

According to European technocrats the Irish vote is in the bag.

“The bribes will work and we have been inundating them with propaganda for weeks. Even if the Irish idiots say ‘No’ we still have Special European Soviet Union powers to make that into a final ‘Yes’ vote,” an EU official told Le Monde newspaper.

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  1. The Irish have no balls……….They are a defeated people too busy getting pissed on their piss water beer and eating potatoes.

    Karma’s a bitch and Thierry Henry deserved his handball. hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. What do you expect from a bunch of Irish cowards?

    Thay coulfn’t even get an army to defeat the British.

    You can’t get more cowardly then that! Ireland should use YELLOW as their national color and not GREEN.

  3. The UK is going to ditch the Pound Sterling soon.

    The Labour government will make sure it will happen soon enough.

  4. This Blair (more frequently spelt Bliar) is not a name that you can hear and still remain composed. Eric probably knew in advance and changed it to Orwell. Everyday when you hear Blair mentioned (meaning this one) anywhere in the media, you feel sick. Many actually puke. If it now becomes more frequent, the government must prepare to deal with an epidemic of nausea, say some epidemiologists There’s no question of mass graves at the moment, but extreme precautions must be taken to avoid such a possibility. A device is being put together by manufacturers unknown to screen out the name Blair (meaning this one) whenever and wherever it appears in the media, and we hear it may be set to exclude Mandy as well.

  5. There was one yes vote and one no vote so there should be a tie break vote to settle the matter. That’s the only way this could be fair.

  6. We’re all fucked now. It’s all down hill from now. Ireland’s Yes vote has all but destroyed any hope of democracy in a Europe dominated by unelected representatives who dictate all policy and control everything. This is a terrible day for all of Europe and a sign that the Fascist Franco-Germanic dominated union of Europe has won over the Anglo partnerships.

  7. The Irish just put everyone in the shit. I am disgusted that this has happened and now we are all going down the drain.No more freedom you are right. We must fight now or go under forever and thanks to the Irish we are one step closer to the communist state of Europe.
    God help us all.

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