Tag: scotland
Drunk Bampot Scottish Court Not Fit For Purpose
EDINBURGH - Scotland - A politicized, biased, anti-English Scottish court has ruled against English law and parliamentary practice.
Nicola Sturgeon Gives Birth After Sudden Pregnancy
THE HIGHLANDS - Scotland - According to SNP aides on a recent field trip to Loch Ruthven, which lies 2.3 km south east of Loch Ness, Nicola Sturgeon rushed into the water at great speed, lifted her skirt and immediately gave birth.
Britain to Hold Referendum on Whether to Keep Scotland
LONDON – England – Theresa May, Britain’s Brexiteering PM has vowed to give England and Wales a referendum on whether to keep Scotland.
Vindicating John Cleese On Journalism
LONDON - England - John Cleese is perfectly correct in voicing his concerns about Scottish dominance in the English press.
Thanks to Theresa May Scotland Will Now Block Article 50
GLASGOW - Scotland - Thanks to Theresa May, Article 50 to leave the EU will probably never be triggered.
Sturgeon Threatens UK Democratic EU Referendum Vote With Veto
GLASGOW - Scotland - In another supremely vindictive threat to the UK, SNP leader is now threatening to use MSPs to veto the EU referendum vote in Holyrood which could ultimately scupper the democratically voted Brexit.
Scots Cannot Have Another Referendum to Split UK
GLASGOW - Scotland - Nicola Sturgeon's empty threats of a second Scottish Referendum are not only illegal, but would plunge the country into deep economic malaise.
EU Referendum: Daily Squib Foresaw Scottish Treachery in 2012
EDINBURGH - Scotland - As predicted accurately by the Daily Squib, the Scots will put an end to any victory if the English vote Out during the EU Referendum earmarked for June of this year.
Scotland: Tories Scrapping HS2 Instead Opting For Hadrian’s Wall 2 (HW2)
LONDON - England - The expensive HS2 rail link has been scrapped by the new Conservative government, who are now looking into a better solution for the Scotland problem -- Hadrian's Wall 2.
Election Mass Debate Comes to Squalid Climax
LONDON - England - As election TV mass debates go, what was witnessed tonight was nothing more than a premature congratulatory wilting dribble.
