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Gordon Brown 'Bath Salts' Rampage in Fife

FIFE - Scotland - Former Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been on a 'bath salts' drug induced rampage in Dunfermline's City Centre, reports from local media are saying.

The Economist Sold Out in Scotland

GLASGOW - Scotland - The Economist's March issue has been comprehensively sold out in Scotland, the publisher has revealed.

Cameron: "Scotland is Key to Britain Joining Euro Currency"

LONDON - England - David Cameron is planning a backdoor entry to the euro currency via Scotland, it has been revealed.

Scots Could Lose English Benefits Bonanza if Gain Independence

GLASGOW - Scotland - Millions of Scots will probably lose their benefits from England if the country gains independence, fearful Scots have warned.

England Football Team Fly into Scotland for Heroes Welcome

GLASGOW - Scotland - The Scots today greeted the returning England football team with jubilation after their amazing 4-1 defeat by Germany in South Africa yesterday.

Libya Adopts Scottish Bagpipes for National Anthem

TRIPOLI - Libya - The Libyan national anthem is to be played solely by bagpipes as a tribute to Scotland's release of the Lockerbie bomber says Colonel Gaddafi's chief musical director.

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