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Insanity of Schools Opening: Kids Will Spread Covid-19 Far and Wide

LONDON - England - As Covid-19 cases make another massive leap, in a moment of collective insanity, schools are opening tomorrow amidst the carnage.

Say Goodbye to Granny – Children Can Carry Coronavirus in their...

LONDON - England - Say bye bye to granny when schools reopen. Children can carry and spread coronavirus for weeks on end without any symptoms.

Children to be Sent Over the Top of Trenches Because of...

LONDON - England - Children are being sacrificed by governmental experts and selfish parents ordered into virus infected classrooms.

Children Will Die From Covid-19 When Schools Open – Doctor Cites...

NASHVILLE - USA - Dr. James Hildreth does not believe it is safe to open schools for children citing a recent University of Florida proving how easily the COVID-19 virus spreads.

Germans Closing Some Schools After Teacher Catches Coronavirus

LUDWIGSLUST - Germany - Schools have been shut down in some German cities after teachers and pupils were found to carry the COVID-19 pathogen.

Children Are Humans Too

LONDON - England - On the advent of schools being forced to open whilst the global COVID-19 pandemic continues, children will become infected and spread the virus far and wide.

Schools Opening Pubs Closing is a Scientific Experiment

LONDON - England - By opening schools and re-shutting pubs, we can only conclude the experts are conducting a scientific experiment to see what happens.

Schools Reopening: Teachers Will Become Infected With Covid-19

LONDON - England - Children and teachers will be at the front line of the COVID-19 Pandemic when schools are forced to re-open.

Schools Opening in September Amid Cooler Temperatures Perfect Conduit For Second...

LONDON - England - Cooler temperatures and schools re-opening will be a perfect conduit for the coronavirus Second Wave.

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