Tag: reality tv
Yawn – Channel 4 Resorts to Erect Penises For Ratings
LONDON - England - Channel 4 once again plums the depths by trying to raise their ratings with erect penises.
Grotesque Bully Jeremy Kyle the Face of Reality TV
MANCHESTER - England - The Jeremy Kyle show has been suspended after a vulnerable guest committed suicide.
Kylie Jenner Says She Doesn’t Like Orange Juice So Much Anymore...
CHICAGO - USA - Reality TV celebrity, Kylie Jenner, said she didn't like orange juice much today, causing orange futures to crash.
BREAKING NEWS: Unhinged Trump Finally Loses it On Campaign Stage
COLUMBUS - USA - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has shot himself in the head during a campaign performance that left many in the crowd sick.
Kardashians First Reality Stars to Go to Mars
CAPE CANAVERAL - USA - The Kardashians lifted off yesterday in a rocket and will be the first reality stars to ever go to Mars, their agent has revealed to MTV.
Man Arrested For Questioning Why X Factor is On the News
LONDON - England - A 46-year-old man from Croydon, South London was arrested yesterday for questioning why the X Factor was headline news across the British media.
Britain’s Got Talent
LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented Brits on display for turgid reality show Britain's Got Talent.
