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Why is Michelle Obama So Depressed?

CHICAGO - USA - Michelle Obama, the former first lady is apparently depressed. We reveal the real reasons for this unfortunate malaise.

Why Michelle Obama Will Not Run For President

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Even though Democrats are clambering over themselves to invite Michelle Obama to put herself up as a candidate for the presidency in the upcoming elections, the former first lady is refusing, for a very good reason.

Michelle Obama Uses New Superfood Cockroach Milk in Her Morning Cereal

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama is encouraging everyone to drink cockroach milk, a new superfood.

Michelle Obama Artist Diagnosed With Serious Visual Impairment

LOS ANGELES - USA - Eye doctors and Ophthalmologists have questioned the Michelle Obama portrait painter's eyesight.

Homeless Michelle Obama Woes After White House

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - We caught up with Michelle Obama who is not taking her and her family's removal from the White House at all well.

Obama Speech: Marxism Needs You, Says Outgoing President

CHICAGO - USA - President Barack Obama has called on Americans to defend their non democracy in his farewell speech in Chicago.

Caitlyn Jenner Invited to White House

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former Olympic male athlete Caitlyn Jenner was invited to the Bath House as a guest of the Obamas, press secretary Lois Albright, revealed today.

Transgender Michelle Obama Wants More Rights

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Michelle Obama has spoken for the first time about her turmoil as a transgender First Lady.

Homeless Michelle Obama’s Plea For Help

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The former First Lady, Michelle Obama has fallen on hard times and is now living in a sewer under the city eking out a meagre existence, MSNBC has reported.

Michelle Obama Clown Act Derided by Real Clowns

KANSAS CITY - USA - Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to Topeca High School dressed as a clown on graduation day but was booed off stage and pelted with rotten eggs and tomatoes.

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