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Michelle Obama Clown Act Derided by Real Clowns

KANSAS CITY - USA - Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to Topeca High School dressed as a clown on graduation day but was booed off stage and pelted with rotten eggs and tomatoes.

Bossy Bitch Wants the Word ‘Bossy’ Banned

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - The world is full of bossy bitches and now they want the word 'bossy' banned from the English dictionary.

Barack to Michelle Obama: “I Already Ate”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Michelle Obama is having her 50th birthday party at the White House today and she has asked guests to EBYC “eat before you come”.

Michelle Obama Catches Barack Sexting Danish PMilf Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has been lying low for the last couple of days after being caught sexting the hot Danish PM on his phone by his wife.

White House EBT Card Does Not Work Any More

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama is in serious trouble and may not be able to feed his family after the Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) system across the country failed yesterday.

Michelle Obama Starts Prison Riot in White House West Wing

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Michelle Obama, who has stated that the White House is like living in a prison, has gone one step further and started a riot in the West Wing.

First Mama Michelle Obama in Chitlin Kitchen Hell

WASHINGTON DC - USA - First lady, Michelle Obama has been involved in a White House fracas that has caused some friction in the presidential household.

Michelle Obama Throws Punches Over New Air Jordans

PINEVILLE - USA - Before jetting off on a taxpayer funded $5 million 17 day Christmas vacation, Mrs Obama stopped off to get some high demand sneakers and got into a pre-Christmas brawl.

Michelle Obama Told to Pay Back $10 Million Holiday Money

MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Michelle Obama has told of her shame at taking $10 million worth of taxpayer funded holidays this year alone, and vows to pay back every cent of the money.

Michelle Obama Bribes Voters at Poll Station With Home Cooked Goodies

CHICAGO - USA - First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law -- when she offered voters fried chicken goodies and a pep talk on how to vote in the midterm elections.

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