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Without Air Force Brutal ISIS Lost the War Years Ago

DAMASCUS - Syria - The inevitable defeat and loss of territory for ISIS was assured years ago simply because they have no air force.

Man Orders ISIS Mail Order Bride on Internet

TUNBRIDGE WELLS - England - A man who ordered an ISIS mail order bride from an internet catalogue, describes his amazing experience.

New Yorkers Take to Stilts and Pogo Sticks For Safe Walking...

NEW YORK - USA - Following the latests terrorist outrage where an ISIS operative mowed down innocent cyclists, New Yorkers have taken to stilts and other methods of transport.

ISIS Hits Evil Las Vegas Jackpot

LAS VEGAS - USA - The ISIS trademark has struck once again, this time hitting the Vegas jackpot with another indiscriminate shooting spree.

How to Walk On the Pavement in Europe

BARCELONA - Spain - Nowhere is safe any more thanks to the uncaring EU Commission and their ridiculous Schengen zone.

Analyst: Why ISIS Was Doomed to Failure

VIRGINIA - USA - Retired military analyst, Joseph Dresden, reveals the major flaw that will see ISIS eventually defeated.

Labour Mayor London Chaos

LONDON - England - Ever since Sadiq Khan, a Labour party member was made Mayor of London, we have had five serious terrorist attacks, a mass death event in a block of flats, untold traffic chaos in the capital, massive council tax rises and permanent roadworks that never seem to go away.

EU Law: Britain Cannot Do Anything to Watched Jihadis Roaming Britain

LONDON - England - As long as Britain is tied down by EU law, it cannot do much about the terrorists roaming Britain ready to strike.

Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - From the absence of religion of the Obama years, Trump's inauguration doled out more God-botherers in half an hour than Obama's whole term.

Art Gallery Assassination: World War III?

ANKARA - Turkey - As far as art gallery exhibitions go, this one went off with a bang or five, unfortunately resulting in the demise of the Russian ambassador to Turkey.

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