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Banks to Diversify by Selling Groceries

LONDON - England - Hard hit banks are finding new ways to raise cash in these hard 'credit crunch' times.

Comrades Across World Welcome Centralized Economy

NEW YORK - USA - The final bell tolled today for capitalism as a new era was ushered in.

Monopoly Game Money Beats Weak US Dollar

WASHINGTON DC - The worldwide standard currency, the US Dollar, is now weaker than Monopoly money according to monetary analysts.

Northern Rock to be Renamed Northern Pebble

NEWCASTLE - England - Adam Applegarth, the Chief Executive of the Northern Rock Bank, has agreed to proposals for changing the company name to Northern Pebble.

Smiling Banker Says Economy Fu**ed

LONDON, England - The economy is officially 'fu**ed' says Mervyn King the head of the Bank of England today at a business luncheon.

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