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Queues Over Two Miles Asylum Seekers Seen Outside Gary Lineker’s House

LONDON - England - Thousands of migrants have been queuing outside Gary Lineker's house begging to be chosen to live in his £4 million mansion.

Another Tedious Megain Markle Lecture to the Unwashed Masses

SANTA BARBARA - USA - It's another day, and another tedious lecture from the 'self-appointed' voice of the people, Meghan Markle.

Creature That Bleeds Once a Month is Not a Woman

LONDON - England - Harry Potter author, J.K. Rowling, and Daniel Radcliffe along with numerous others have had a transargument.

Extinction Rebellion Members Facing Extinction

CANNING TOWN - London - Extinction Rebellion members are feared to face extinction soon.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Reveal How They Will Reduce Carbon...

SICILY - Italy - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have revealed how they plan to reduce their carbon emissions by flying around the globe in their taxpayer paid private jet bringing awareness to ordinary people.

Actress Emma Thompson Brings Champagne and Caviar to Extinction Rebellion

LONDON - England - Heroic Hollywood actress and comrade of the people, Emma Thompson has stopped off in old Blighty for a bit of protest and to rally the troops.

Millionaire NFL Players Outline Their Hardships and Why They Can’t Stand...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Multimillion dollar earning NFL players are standing up to the injustice they feel by being paid millions of dollars per year by disrespecting the American flag and anthem.

Trump Bans Obama Era Illegal Alien Children in Cages

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - After pictures surfaced of immigrant children in cages taken during the Obama presidency, there has been democrat outrage directed at President Donald Trump.

Michelle Obama Uses New Superfood Cockroach Milk in Her Morning Cereal

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama is encouraging everyone to drink cockroach milk, a new superfood.

Socialism Needs Poor/Ethnic People, it Exploits Them and Keeps Them Down

LONDON - England - Socialism as a political ideology profits from the misery of poor people and exploits migrants for their own electoral agenda.

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