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London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on...

LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's massive crack cocaine problem blighting the inner city.

Boris Johnson Telephones Darius Guppy Again

LONDON - England - After that fateful interview with the BBC's Eddie Mair on Sunday, it has been reported that Boris Johnson was immediately on the phone to his trusty pal, Darius Guppy.

Labour Sends BBC Rottweiler After Boris

LONDON - England - The BBC's resident rottweiler Eddie Mair took a few chunks out of Boris Johnson's leg yesterday. The thing is who set up the grotesque show of ad hominem attacks on the London Mayor? Was it Labour or Cameron?

Boris Johnson Buys Pair Flip Flops For Holiday

LONDON - England - The errant Mayor of London is certainly a likeable fellow, but he has recently taken to buying flip flops for his holiday in some EU sinkhole, and denied his interest in an in/out EU referendum.

£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune

GRIMSDALE - England - Jeremy Paxman, presenter of the BBC's Newsnight, has vowed to join a Marxist commune in the country to prove his devout communist ant-capitalist credentials to the world.

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