17.7 C
London
Monday, February 2, 2026
secret satire society
HomeSportsSuddenly Golf Isn't So Boring After All

Suddenly Golf Isn’t So Boring After All

DUBAI - UAE - Wow golf has never been so exciting and finally we have a new player who is bringing new things to the otherwise boring game.

ai

This year’s Omega Dubai Ladies Masters featured a female Instagram golfer that brought many to attention.

Her name is Paige Spiranac, a 22-year-old who’s bringing golf to people who never even thought about it before.

“I watched her lining up the hole and she putts with a perfect rap. Her pre-shot routine was entirely entertaining, as she bent over here, looked over there, bent down a little more,” an excited man amongst the audience revealed.

Unfortunately, a double-bogey or three undid this beauty as she trailed at the bottom of the field, but still there’s next year.

Sprinac has a long way to go until she gets to the level of Cristie Kerr and her trophy, but practice makes perfect as they say.

Cristie Kerr

  Do you value freedom?

SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice, satire and coffee.    
  • First they came for the Satirists
  • And I did not speak out
  • Then they came for the...
  • ai
    - Advertisment - proton vpn

    NEWS ON THE HOUR

    ai

    MORE NEWS

    THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

    The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!