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“Delaying Brexit is Crucial to Remaining in EU” Says Theresa May

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“Delaying Brexit is Crucial to Remaining in EU” Says Theresa May

When Remainer PM Theresa May says something, it generally means nothing, or it is doublespeak to enable further delaying tactics so that the outcome of said words is a muddled dish of confusion.

Speaking to one group of people on one side, Theresa May says what they want to hear, then when speaking to the opposite side she will tell them exactly what they want to hear. The result is that nothing happens and the so-called event is delayed until it is too late, and the status quo can remain without any opposition.

“I seek to confuse the Brexiteers, appease the Remoaners, and sincerely bow down to kiss the boots of the Brussels overlords. I am what would be deemed as a quisling, a sleeping agent within the highest office of government who detests the people, and their nefarious choice to leave the European Union. I say I believe in Brexit but that is not true.

“My orders are thus to delay any exit from the EU for as long as possible, enabling Remoaners, the EU and the House of Lords to inflict as much pain on Brexit as possible. If I was a PM who wished for Brexit, this event would have occurred within three months of my instatement as PM, however I have eked proceedings out for over three years, and seek to delay for even more time.”

As for the Brexiteers, they are fools for believing any words spoken from the PM, and yet they stand by, afraid to lose their positions in government more than their country’s future.

This push and pull force, is a staple governmental technique utilised to fool the people, who watch daily as the appeasing headlines are released to the mainstream media.

“Brexit is happening”, “Only Two Years to Brexit”, “EU Shaking in Their Boots”, “Support May in Her Brexit Victory”. Of course utter tosh and lies, but the people are placated easily, they actually believe the words they read in the papers, and the words that come out of Theresa May’s puppet mouth.

The fucking stone cold truth is that there will be NO Brexit. No Brexiteers will stand up to Theresa May’s lies and Nigel Farage will stand by with the lot of them without doing anything. Remember these words clearly — The people’s vote does not matter. We are not living in a democracy. You have no rights as a voter to make a decision on the country’s future. The EU Referendum, 23 June 2016, is meaningless in the eyes of the EU, and controllers in charge of the government and business. Voters do not mean a thing in the UK. You are nothing to them.

Calls to Ban Latin Word For ‘White’

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Calls to Ban Latin Word For ‘White’

The University of Linguistics in Mississippi is calling for the ban of the latin word for white – ‘Album’.

The scholars for the university are outraged that the latin word for ‘black’ is banned, but not white.

“These amount to double standards. Why ban the Latin word for black, but keep the word for white, it is a form of racism that we should not tolerate? We, today live by the standards and root of Latin, and this should be adhered to within our linguistic and societal discourse,” professor Reginald Dwight, told assembled college members at a recent meeting.

Another scholar counteracted the argument by suggesting that the Latin word for black should be un-banned, therefore, the word for white, would be left alone and not banned as well.

However, banning the word for the colour white in Latin, Album, could have implications in the music biz.

Record executive, Donald D. Negreponte, for Warner Bros. was adamant that problems could arise.

“What we gonna call albums then? We been callin’ that shiet albums since the beginning of the mufuggin’ recording industry. Niggaz need to all calm da fuck down, an shiet. I axe all y’all foos to stop runnin’ around like headless chickins and can the hysteria about Latin!”

The discussion is ongoing, and many, especially in socialist states across America where there is a large African American lobby are not calling for the banning of the Latin word for the colour white, simply because it will mean that it is as important as the Latin word for black, which is banned from everyday usage.

“You can’t ban the word white in Latin. Simply because by banning a word, you make it important, and you elevate it to a special status in linguistic usage. We don’t want whites to have the same special status as blacks in America, to use the word to lament over eternally, and to use it as a reason for our victim status. No! Definitely not,” Reverend Kessell Johnsons, said at a recent rally in Chicago.

U.S. Border: Children Beg To Be Returned To Cages

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U.S. Border: Children Beg To Be Returned To Cages

Less than a week after President Trump sought to dispel public outrage by signing an executive order ending the practice of separating children from parents illegally crossing into the U.S., there has been a second—altogether unexpected backlash—from the kids themselves.

Abe Moskowitz, a lawyer for six-year-old Emanuel Honduro Gonzalez, claims that once his client was reunited with his parents “he went into a full blown panic.”

Emanuel was apparently having the time of his life in the cage. “Kids to befriend, an array of toys, plus state-of-the-art air-conditioning.”

Moskowitz went on to point out that Emanuel’s situation certainly beat “trekking across the infernal 140 degree Arizona desert with only cactus needles as sustenance.”

Emanuel’s reaction is in no way unique. Indeed, CNN has reported hundreds of cases of kids “kicking and screaming” and “throwing toys at I.C.E. members” once confronted with the crushing reality that they would be reunited with their parents.

Analysis

Psychologist Amanda Beasley, a professor at Yale University, explained it this way. “A child under the guidance of his parents is actually a thousand times more imprisoned than a child in a cage.”

Beasley went on to suggest that “real individuation must start early—perhaps even a few weeks after the child is expelled from the womb.”

Social Worker, Zeke Thomas, however, has a different point of view.

“These kids are suffering from a cage-based version of Stockholm syndrome. The allure they have for their cages simply makes no rational sense!”

Complicating matters further, many parents are reacting in unexpected ways to seeing their children again.

Gloria Espinoza, a mother from Honduras, started feeling despondent and had to go on Lexapro shortly after being reunited with her three sons.

Before she could watch Telemundo for days without interruption, but now she spends all her free time breastfeeding, changing diapers, and, on occasion, narrowly avoiding getting bludgeoned to death by a building block.

Lupe Constanza feels similarly despondent and now takes a heavy-dose of Ativan since the return of her nine daughters and two sons has brought on a series of uncontrollable panic attacks. “I thought Trump was like Hitler for keeping us apart,” she said. “But now I think the real crime against humanity is reuniting our family. Some kids belong in cages.”

DS Guest writer: Matt Nagin

Democrats the More You Fight Trump the Stronger He Gets

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Democrats the More You Fight Trump the Stronger He Gets

From across the pond, somewhat removed, it is hard to see the American socialists making such a fool of themselves.

These are supposedly inclusive people with an ideology of progressive tolerance and yet they are acting like fascists; non inclusive, intolerant, prone to censor, authoritarian, totalitarian and increasingly violent.

Hitler himself would be proud of the Democrats because they are exhibiting the exact behaviour of the Nazi party leading up to World War II. Hitler’s National Socialist party was a form of socialism and left wing, they were intolerant of other views, they censored heavily and shut down any form of free speech.

This is the left wing credo now, an intolerant, non inclusive hate mongering mob of thugs who cannot discuss anything in a civil educated manner.

Your own hatred for Trump creates more hatred, because you are stuck in the mindset of anger, you create more anger, and your unwillingness to discuss or even acknowledge anything that is not in your worldview creates more discord and alienation.

Donald Trump against the backdrop of wailing, whining violent bullying democrats looks civilised. Against the baying democrat hounds answering the race baiting call for violent action from Maxine Waters, Trump is again, the civilised one. The same goes for Peter Fonda, asking for paedophiles to rape Trump’s 11-year-old son, Barron. Donald Trump is the civilised one.

To see Trump’s administrative staff hounded out of restaurants, confronted outside their homes, is similar in behaviour to the Jews in Nazi Germany being turfed out of shops and other public spaces.

There is no positive mature educated behaviour being exhibited by American socialists at the moment, and frankly, you are the bad guys, because you are acting like bad guys act in everything you are doing.

 

If it is violence the American socialists crave, then they would not fare well in a fight, because they don’t own guns, and don’t know how to shoot straight, whereas the conservatives do and can.

Every day, Trump is increasing in strength, power and stature, whilst the democrats are looking increasingly dilapidated and silly. This applies to the media companies, the Hollywood celebrities, the pseudo-Marxist fascist university professors indoctrinating their flock, and the bleeding heart socialist thugs who have to virtue signal at every point of their miserable insufferable existence.

Sometimes it pays to step back and look in to see what reality is really about, and for American socialists who manage to do that, they will not like what they see.

For positive change to occur nationally, globally all sides must join collectively and inclusively because fighting only creates more fighting.

Step back for one second and take a look…

BET Awards 2018

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BET Awards 2018

The BET awards are one place where anything can happen! American BET Awards took place on June 24 in Los Angeles.

Tiffany Haddish walked away with the best actress award. The girl had it coming.

It’s amazing how Tiffany made to the top in the BET Awards. She won the award for best actress. The category was so fierce, the other nominees where big names in the Television and Film industry.

Tiffany had to compete with Angela Bassett who plays Romanda (Queen) in the movie Black Panther. A movie that was big at the awards eventually winning the Best Movie award.

The superhero has become so big he is likely to get a couple of real money slots from online casino gambling sites based on him.

Taraji P Henson who plays Cookie Lyon so well as in the series Empire holds the best actress title for the BET Awards 2016. People fell in love with Lupita Nyong’o who played Nakia. She became everyone’s darling in Black Panther.

These were some of the actresses that were also nominated in the best female actress category along with Issa Rae and Letitia Wright, two actresses making waves in Hollywood. However, Tiffany Haddish grabbed the title for BET best actress.

The History of BET Award Winner

BET Best Female Actress Award Winner for 2018, Tiffany Haddish grow up in a foster home. Tiffany Haddish is a strong woman who walks with her head held high despite her terrible past.

Haddish was in an abusive marriage. Her ex-husband was so abusive to the extent of making threats in public.

In her book The Last Black Unicorn, Tiffany writes about the tragedy she went through in her previous marriage. Now she has earned herself a BET Award for best actress.

The comedian is certainly doing well in her acting career. Maybe in real money casinos she can do well too.

Here is why we love Tiffany

Tiffany Haddish is a comedian. We love comedy, however, Tiffany is actually a natural when it comes to making her fans laugh out loud.

Tiffanny features in Girls Trip, Post Girl Trip and If Loving You is Wrong a drama by Tyler Perry.

New Hollywood Celebrity Craze – Being Put in a Cage For Days

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New Hollywood Celebrity Craze – Being Put in a Cage For Days

Hollywood celebrities have their moments and these come and go for the fickle starlets, where everything is given to them on a platter at the click of a finger.

We had the adoption craze, and even one where celebrities kept dung beetles as the latest must-have pet.

The latest craze is somewhat topical, as it relates to the Obama era policy of putting South American illegal migrants in cages at the U.S. border.

Charlie Sheen now likes to spend weeks in a cage four feet across in a darkened room with only a box of cigarettes to accompany him and a pot of rancid water.

Speaking from his cage in his Hollywood mansion, Sheen was eager to reveal the benefits of the new craze amongst celebrities.

“I feel like I’m a kid who just walked across the border from Guatemala. It makes me proud to be American, because I not only feel at one with the United States, and Obama who started this practice, but I feel like a lost kid. Like I sit in the corner like this, I cry out for my mama and suck my thumb. I even have a blanket, although I burned some holes in this one with cigarette ash. I feel safe here. I don’t wanna get out.”

Another celebrity who has adopted the cage life is Danny Devito, who sits in his cage and even wears a nappy.

“I asked Arnie the other day if he wanted to join me in my cage. He said no, because he could not even fit his leg in it. They (Devito’s Mexican servants) cart me around the house in my cage, and they feed me burritos through the little hole. It makes me feel good as a liberal champagne socialist to be treated like those kids at the border, like I can atone for my liberal values by sitting in this cage and receiving the same punishment those poor Mexican bastards receive at the border.”

There have been accidents though, and one celebrity did not fare too well whilst in her cage.

Roseanne Barr tried out cage life after being barred from her own show because she uttered a few words on Twitter that were deemed racist.

“They (the producers of her show) actually put me in the cage without my consent. Then they started making ‘Ook ook’ noises to show me what it feels like to be on the receiving end of racism. I cried and cried, but they still did not give me my own show back.”

As for actor Peter Fonda, his latest hobby is not so much centred around a cage but an echo chamber. It could be described as a left-leaning digital prison where people parrot the same ol’ leftist outrage and it echoes from one side to the other for eternity — i.e Twitter.

Star Wars Fans Furious After Disney Bring in Donald Duck

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Star Wars Fans Furious After Disney Bring in Donald Duck

Kathleen Kennedy, the Disney film producer who incorporated a new feminized version of Star Wars replete with soy progressive ideologies, black and Vietnamese characters, transgender lesbians, female leads and polysexual robot fetishists, has now outraged Star Wars fans further by introducing an even more crazy character into the mix — Donald Duck.

The most recent Hans Soylo film flopped so hard at the box office that it did not even recoup the initial production costs let alone the astronomical marketing bill. Hans Soylo lost the film production company over $700 million dollars.

“Donald’s going to appear in the next Hans Soylo episode as a duck from the planet Quack. He will teach Hans Soylo about the ways of flying the Millennium Falcon. What better creature to teach Hans Soylo than a duck that has little wings that cannot actually lift him off the ground, plus Donald will be the first homosexual transgender lesbian soy drinking duck to frequent space, making it a sublime first in cinema..we’re breaking the boundaries.” an excited Kennedy revealed at yesterday’s press release in Los Angeles.

It seems the Star Wars franchise has been going from bad to worse, however the introduction of a talking duck should infuriate die hard Star Wars fans even further.

“Are you fucking kidding me? A fucking duck? This goes beyond the atrocious Hans Soylo film which was boycotted by many true fans, and has made a huge loss in cinema sales. This news is beyond that Jamaican nasty, Jar Jar Binks! These Disney and LucasArts people have ruined the franchise!” an irate true Star Wars fan revealed.

“A New Duck Bill” is currently in production and will cost an estimated $975 million to produce. Prepare to lose the fucking lot..you idiots..

Entertainment website, Entertainment quoted on its website that the film should be out for release by Christmas.

In other entertainment news — the Daily Squib has been classified in the TOP FIVE of UK Satire Sites on the prestigious Feedspot. 

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Trump Bans Obama Era Illegal Alien Children in Cages

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Trump Bans Obama Era Illegal Alien Children in Cages

Champagne socialists have been going crazy on the internet over images of immigrant children in cages blaming Trump, when in fact, those pictures were taken in 2014 during the Obama presidency.

Of course, because Obama was a socialist president, there was no outrage then, but because Trump is a conservative president today, the policies of Obama are being foisted on the shoulders of Trump.

Actor Peter Fonda, was quoted on twitter after seeing the Obama era pictures:

“WE SHOULD RIP BARRON TRUMP FROM HIS MOTHER’S ARMS AND PUT HIM IN A CAGE WITH PEDOPHILES AND SEE IF MOTHER WILL WILL STAND UP AGAINST THE GIANT ASSHOLE SHE IS MARRIED TO. 90 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE STREETS ON THE SAME WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY. FUCK,”

What many ‘low information’ champagne socialists do not know is that the policy of putting immigrant children in cages was instated by the Obama administration.

Since the outrage directed at the president is unjust and misguided, he has even gone out of his way to apply an executive order reversing many of the Obama era ICE policies.

Naturally, the outrage shown by democrats has been used to its full effect against the Trump administration even though the policies they are crying over were instated by Obama. What a bunch of hypocritical wining low information idiots.

 

Obama Netflix Series Filmed Exclusively From San Francisco Bath House

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Obama Netflix Series Filmed Exclusively From San Francisco Bath House

The unscripted Obama docu-series for Netflix will air in September on the stock market listed company’s streaming service.

The Obamas, who have kept a relatively low profile since leaving office, have established a company named Lower Ground Productions to manage the project.

The New York Times has previously reported the former president was in talks to develop shows “that highlight inspirational gay and transexual stories” rather than delve into cheap political smears of conservative views and attitudes.

The first episode of the series will focus on the bath houses of San Francisco and how they were instrumental in the emancipation of promiscuous gay men who spread AIDS across the country during the eighties.

“I attended the bath houses a lot during filming, and it was truly inspirational to see the boys doing their thang. I was the towel boy, they would tell me which cubicle to go clean up, you know with a mop and a dirt rag. I talk in depth about the decor of these places, and the clients who frequent,” Obama revealed.

Castro San Francisco

During filming, Obama sustained an injury to his lower back after slipping on a load of semen left on the floor by a dozen men enjoying the bath house.

“One minute I was holding the mop, then whoops, I fell flat on my back. Luckily I was brought back to my feet by some hunky guys who then taught me a lesson or three for being so gymnastic in their presence.”

“I have a dream..”

The episode will suggest that every American city and town must have bath houses installed, not only to comply with modern inclusion rules, but to provide a firm ground for the spread of HIV throughout the country.

“I have a dream. Every city corner, every town centre, to have at least two or three gay bath houses,” Obama says defiantly at the end of the episode.

Michelle Obama’s series will air in conjunction to zee’s husband, and will talk about inspiring transsexual stories, the first episode starring Michelle Obama.

No One Will Grieve For Dominic Grieve

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No One Will Grieve For Dominic Grieve

Siding with the enemy

Dominic Grieve, the supposed Conservative who is trying his hardest to thwart and ruin Brexit, is a Griefer, a Remoaner, a lickspittle traitorous pustule boil upon the arse of treachery.

His liaisons with Alistair Campbell and Brussels belies a monetary connection pushing this villainous swine as he gobbles from the trough of inequity and greed. Scum like Grieve are the ones who are now ruling the roost, and are supported by the PM as she instated these people into fray in the first place. Theresa May also instated Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, who has thwarted Brexit at every turn from within the Treasury and now pushes massive tax hikes to punish the people for daring to vote Brexit.

To be strung up from a lamp post by the neck is the only good outcome for Dominic Grieve and his Haw Haw brethren, as the people throw rotten tomatoes at the swinging traitor amidst the buzzards and flies. Of course, this is a figurative scenario, as these things do not happen today, however if there were to be a peoples uprising, you never know what could happen.

Griefers

These Griefers are pushing the people to the limit. The people voted for freedom, they voted for control of our own laws, they voted for sovereignty, and they voted for extrication from the inhibitive regulations dictated by unelected bureaucrats from Brussels. So far, we have waited, and waited receiving nothing. Instead, day after day, we see these pathetic morose Remoaners hijacking the Will of the People as promised by parliament at the time.

What about the other treaties that were signed without any parliamentary say, or even any consultation of the people? The Lisbon Treaty was secretly signed away by Gordon Brown, and gave away much of Britain’s sovereignty. It was quickly taken through without even a consultation or murmur. No one of course mentions that, or any other pro-EU treaty that was secretly pushed through without any consultation or ‘Meaningful Vote’. These are double standards and hypocrisy.

Business 101, you cannot go to the deal table without the ability to walk away. If you do not have the ability to walk away, you have effectively lost any bargaining power, and are defenceless. This is what the Remoaners and traitors are seeking to do with Brexit. Their treachery and hatred for Britain bolstered purely by their own greed as they receive large pension funds and payoffs from the enemy, Brussels.

Choke on it

Hope you enjoy the money you have acquired by selling off your own country to people who mean only harm to the UK, Dominic Grieve. Your Remoaner treason may hopefully one day come back to haunt you, as you choke on the thousands of pounds/euros put into your accounts by Brussels. May your duck houses flourish with diseased ducks and your country mansions paid for by your treachery rot with inequity and bad luck.

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