It’s no use having fairground attractions, and crazy golf in cathedrals to entice people to be somehow interested in the dying embers of Christianity, the Bishop of Bath and Wells, Pumpy Babyeater, has revealed.
“What people really want is brothels. People are sick and tired of all these petty attractions like crazy golf courses, no, what they really want is a good fuck,” the Bishop told a cathedral meeting on Friday.
If the Bishop’s plans were put in place, there would be literally queues around cathedrals all across the country, as all tastes would be catered for.
“No doubt, Jesus would have approved, simply because one of his best friend’s was Mary of Magdalene, a sinful woman who prostituted her body from the Sea of Galilee to Egypt,” the Bishop quipped.
What about charges, would cathedral visitors have to pay for the services of the Christian brothels?
“There would be no money passing hands to our Christian brothel workers, they will be doing their duty in the name of Christ and the church. In fact many of the priests, and nuns, ahem, did I say that, I meant brothel workers will be doing the Lords work knowing full well they will be rewarded in the Kingdom of Heaven by God, once they shuffle the mortal coil, so to speak.”
From now on, there will be severe interest in cathedrals and other places of Christian worship, and the sounds that will emanate from these places will not be of the hymn kind, but the grunting and orgasmic kind.
One could certainly postulate that the devil won through in the end, it took some time, but he always comes through.
Her Majesty the Queen, who should in all honesty be left alone to enjoy her holiday in Balmoral without this Brexit drama, is somehow being dredged up by remainers who are threatening to thwart Brexit by marching upon Her Majesty’s palace to demand the resignation of the Prime Minister.
Who will the Queen listen to, the Marxist Labour Shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell smashing his fat Soviet fist on her door demanding that Britain denies the people their democratically won vote to leave the EU, or a perfectly mandated Prime Minister simply respecting the vote of the people, and acting on the nation’s interests to leave the EU to forge our own way globally?
The Queen is of course a known Brexiteer, however this is kept well behind closed doors because of the royal prerogative to not be politically active and neutral.
We must respect the Queen’s status and solve these problems without causing her undue lack of diligence.
The remain faction have no respect for democracy or the vote of the people, and are a serious danger to the democratic values of the United Kingdom. In this respect, their staunch opposition to the mantle of democracy is a direct threat to national security, because they are proposing a system of totalitarian EU tyranny ruled by communists, not democracy.
Much like a Supermarine Spitfire firing up its Merlin engine, the Great British Pound has been oversold by the negative EU cash masters, but it will soon soar above the clouds of EU misfortune and its curses of unjust servitude.
Above the clouds, above the stratosphere, the positive force of the British Pound compounded by its newly found freedom which will bring Britain great riches, and will no doubt be a safe haven currency to rival the US greenback. Our word will be our bond, as the GBP will be a silver bound guarantor of safety amongst the morass of dud currencies floating in the sea of inequity.
If you are not in the GBP now, do not be a fool, fill your boots, because the rise will be a force to be reckoned with, and the banking institutions know it.
There is a positivity building up right now as Britain gears up to free itself from a European Union intent on corrupt practices bereft of democracy and justice. Britain is apart from the EU, it is a fleeting spirit that holds ideals and democratic values superseding those of slavery under EU totalitarian rule.
Do not listen to the doomsayers, because these are people funded by the EU, these are corrupt officials who are part of ‘Project Fear’. Do not listen to them, they are negative elements in a soup of ineptitude and pestilence.
We must remember the spirit of conquest that Britain has fought for through two world wars, and the many men and women who fought and died for our freedom and democracy. The EU does not value any of that, they do not value freedom or democracy, because their system is one that takes away democratic rights, and is totalitarian and authoritarian resembling a Soviet system in the heart of Western Europe.
The Great British Pound will soar soon, and all traders, unless you have a position right now at these low levels you will lose out, Cable is impossibly oversold. There is no way but up, and Britain gaining its freedom on October 31 will ensure a massive jump upwards. Rest assured, the GBP will soar beyond levels seen in any currency within the last few years, but first there will be a period of upheaval as institutions tied with the EU tamper with the price negatively.
Economically, Britain could capitalise on a Clean Brexit, not only keeping the £39 billion which would have been thrown away into the EU black hole, but by lowering corporation taxes, and enticing new business into the UK.
Britain would lower taxes across the border bringing in business from all over the globe, and increase the status of the UK as an economic haven apart from a restrictive EU which punishes innovation and entrepreneurship. Free ports across the country, especially in the north will bring thousands of jobs to the UK, as well as bolster free trade across Britain from across the globe.
Farmers would gain subsidies from the UK government to replace EU money, as would universities and other institutions that rely on EU bribery money to garner support.
The NHS already set for an influx of funds, will have further increases in funding to build more hospitals and equipment.
The fishing business will get exclusive rights to British waters, and protected by an increased navy presence to ward off the violent EU fishermen threatening to cause trouble.
Britain’s borders would be secured, and a new system implemented to ensure that people coming into the country are of value to the economy, much like an Australian points system.
The rich across the EU will be enticed to invest in the UK, where property will be the impetus for immense riches, as well as businesses. Low UK taxes will make Britain a billionaire paradise.
Lord Horatio Nelson
The City, always a hub from around the globe for investment and movement of money will benefit by trillions of pounds as it finally reaches its zenith in growth and power. The UK banking sector will be the leader of the globe’s cash, excelling over New York because of the UK’s low tax status.
With all the increase in investment in all sectors, the Ministry of Defence will get a much needed priority spike in cash, making the budget soar to record levels. Defence of the UK will be a major priority in the years to come as threats from the continent continue to rise.
Clean Brexit
It is imperative that the UK leaves with a Clean Brexit because this is the only way Britain will benefit in the long run. There will be a momentary brief time of adjustment, as there is with any major change, however people must think of the long term, of the new trading deals from across the globe that will bring much rich takings for the UK. These trade deals were previously forbidden by the restrictive EU, but now the UK will reap serious rewards for its patience and forthright persistence.
We will have a positive Britain, one that moves forward economically, forging its own path as it opens up paths around the globe. We will have a sovereign parliament that is not enslaved by the EU, and will be able to formulate its own laws to benefit its own citizens and business. We will have a further devolved parliament for Scotland and Northern Ireland, where they will also reap the economic benefits that the whole United Kingdom will gain.
The positive Bank of England will increase its outlook of Britain’s economy as it grows exponentially as a global hub of innovation and low taxation.
Britain, unleashed from the morose prison of the EU will once again rise above the waves, and the sails of fortitude and positivity will bring forth the Great in Britain once again, as Britannia rules the waves once again.
We must not forget what Britain stands for, its past illustrious history must be celebrated with a future of freedom and not servitude to foreign powers intent on hurting the UK. Break free from the chains which have held us back for forty long years under the rule of others who use us solely as a cash cow to throw in their unlimited expense accounts for unelected officials who view Britain with nothing but disdain. Fuck them.
What would America be without its guns? How come in Switzerland, there is a large population of gun owners yet no weekly massacres?
“This is not about guns, it is about American society, and how Americans need to have guns to merely feel alive, without their weapons they see themselves as nothing,” one analyst revealed.
It seems Americans need to feel that they are constantly under threat, and the only way they feel safe under constant threat is to own an arsenal of guns, therefore life for an American is a constant struggle with their own paranoia. The internet is an expression of America and its people simply because Americans are the loudest people in the world. Anything that happens to an American has to be broadcast across the internet, on YouTube or Facebook and it has to be done in the loudest and most obnoxious fashion.
It is this incessant loudness that exemplifies everything vulgar about America, including their desire to express themselves with mass shootings, wars and constant proclamations about how great they are. All the major internet companies are American, and they supersede every other national voice on the internet, bringing a forced superiority to any form of internet expression.
All media is American forced upon the global population from Netflix to Hollywood, constantly churning out American points of view whether anyone likes it or not. All major celebrities are American, and supersede any other celebrity from other nations. The majority of computer games are created by Americans and fulfil their role in extending the American point of view across the globe as much as any other medium.
This incessant insidious poison of Americanism fuels more hatred across the globe than any known machine in the known human multiverse.
“American mass shootings are a valuable by-product of American culture, they are brief emotional outbursts of bullets telling the population that the shooter is an American and proud of their status. To shoot dozens of innocent Americans is for an American a handshake of friendship beyond any other form known to man, it is the ultimate compliment as an American to be greeted with an AK 47 bullet in the cranium. You have now joined the hallowed halls of America’s finest,” another analyst revealed.
American culture is built upon brutality, the hardest and shallowest, worst form of cultural suicide, where the American hero walks across and over the bones of the millions of natives his ancestors murdered. This spicy American life, a moment in historical genocide, tempered with slavery, greed and power is the ultimate moment of Americana, a rifle held up high over the dead bodies of American enemies.
You are the bad guy, you are American, and you know it deep in your heart, but you talk the talk, loud and louder, loudest. The sheer volume and intensity of the American makes everything valid as the other nations can only sit and watch quietly from afar.
One day, the loud American may become silent. This may be a very dangerous moment in earth’s history.
Washington policy centre, the ‘Conservative United National Think-Tank’, summarize the grave mistakes Trump has committed during his tenure, and how these mistakes will effectively cost him re-election in 2020.
“Trump is doomed to fail, not because he did not realise the problems he needed to solve, but because he did not act on these problems. Our major example is the censorship by tech monopoly companies of alternative media including Conservative and Libertarian material. Trump has acknowledged the damage created by biased tech companies, yet he did not act even once. His inactivity effectively lost him the election because the voices that rooted for his re-election were silenced.
“Trump failed to curb mass illegal immigration, failed to complete the promised border wall, failed to secure America’s borders, failed to control biased partisan monopoly tech companies killing off free speech and democracy to rig votes, failed to secure peace in Syria, failed to secure peace with Iran, failed to stop the North Korean nuclear program, failed to stop the Iranian nuclear program, failed to halt home-grown mass shootings, failed to stop Chinese economic superiority over the U.S., failed to halt deadly Fentanyl importation into America via China, failed to halt U.S. secrets being stolen by Chinese hackers, failed to fix Obamacare and America’s health system, failed to halt American tech monopoly companies working with China, all the while as the polarisation of the nation increased bringing it closer to civil war,” the report claimed.
Unless Trump does something soon, there ain’t gonna be any Trump in 2020. The election will be stolen from under his feet by massive organised Democrat fraud that he failed to stop.
For the past few weekends, America has been dealing with random shooting sprees carried out by previously unknown individuals. These brief statements will eventually culminate in an all encompassing civil war.
“These people carrying out mass killing sprees utilising heavy guns to do their dirty bidding are playing with fire, because at some point their little hobby is going to spark a full confrontation resembling a civil war,” one commentator revealed about the situation.
America is currently on a knife edge, and is extremely politically polarised, between those who view themselves as ‘real Americans’ and the socialist democrat progressives who abhor national borders, and immigration control who utilise mass unfettered illegal immigration as a way to gain voters for their party.
If one analyses the manifesto of the El Paso mass shooter, he is concerned with the mass movement of South Americans through porous borders into the United States, which is a concern of most ‘real Americans’ including the majority of the Trump movement, who want to build a wall along the border to stop the deluge.
Naturally, the nation of America was built on immigration, and is part of the country’s makeup, as much as the mantle of freedom and the right to own a gun for self-defence. Here lies the paradox of America as a nation.
Without immigration, much of America would not be what it is today, a multicultural melting pool of different races, however, European migrants over the centuries do not favour the migrants from places that Trump himself has labelled as ‘shit holes’. It is okay to be an immigrant from a European nation like Norway or Germany, but if you are an immigrant from a ‘shit hole‘ country like Somalia, or any other African country, or some South American poor nation, you are deemed as an undesirable migrant, and looked upon as sub-human.
The so-called ‘real Americans’ do not want their waters muddied by such dirt, they are the true keepers of the America of White, Christian values, the same America that carried out the largest genocide in human history upon the ‘savage’ Native Americans. History is won by the conquerors, and the European migrants into North America hundreds of years ago sealed their right to rule the continent by the other American institution — the gun.
“Real” Americans
For reason to exist within a world of extreme violence, and reactive politics, we have to analyse the catalysts, and rhetoric utilised by groups within the population who sincerely believe that they have the sole right to rule over others.
America, only sixty years ago used to be segregated by race, and to some extent is still severely segregated. If a black family moves into a gated community mainly populated by whites, then there is ‘white flight’ as many move out. America is a ghettoised nation with certain liberal cities where drug addled, dirty streets are populated by African Americans and South Americans riddled with gun crime and soaring murder rates.
There will never be a solution to the problem of race, because races are so different in cultural makeup. On one hand you have the presumption of wealthy old-money of the European stock who through the years have been prudent, inventive, civilised, entrepreneurial and cultured with their wealth, and on the other you have the poverty, crime-ridden, profligate, uncultured, low intelligence, lazy, irresponsible side personified by African American culture. The Hispanic culture on the other hand is of extreme hard work, however it is tempered by the Catholic precedent to high breeding levels, which is deemed a negative relative to the declining American European population.
Statue of Abraham Lincoln in Washington DC
On 18 September 1858, Abraham Lincoln defended himself from Democrats who claimed he was being supportive of racial equality.
During his famous debates with Senator Stephen Douglas, Lincoln explained to the crowd:
“I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races … I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races from living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be a position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.”
Abraham Lincoln, was merely mirroring the European view of race at the time, which is still very prominent today in America. The fact that nothing can change the true mind of the so-called ‘real Americans’ is lost with the liberal progressives, who are entrenched within a socio-political system of socialist equality drives that are designed purely to garner votes from the increasing number of migrants streaming into the nation daily.
There are way too many variables to solve before any progress is ever made, but the main crux of the problem is a hidden hatred of other races that only comes forward momentarily with each mass shooting spree. To solve the ultimate problem, there can only be a moment of immediate human enlightenment involving all races, or on the other hand, a mass purge through violent means like a civil war where only a singular racial genetic type wins over.
Two choices, enlightenment or total civil war culminating in a genocidal purge. America, it is your choice.
One would have thought that if you have a business model of selling Gillette shaving products to men, the best policy is not to anger your primary clientele?
According to Gillette CEO and president, Gary Coombe, the $8 billion write-down Procter & Gamble experienced this quarter related to his brand, was “well worth it” just for the #metoo credentials. Not sure how Procter & Gamble shareholders would take that sort of comment after such an $8 billion hit in the wallet?
The series of emasculating Gillette adverts commissioned by Coombe basically alienated their core consumer — men, and caused a massive backlash where former male customers who used to buy Gillette products stopped buying them. The #boycottgillette hashtag is still very active today on Twitter, many months after the misandrist advert created by a militant feminist lesbian director, aired.
The strength of feeling amongst many men who previously bought Gillette products cannot be underestimated, and many publicly vow to never touch a Procter & Gamble product ever again.
This quarter an $8 billion write-down, maybe next quarter it will be $16 billion? Even then, for Gary Coombe, it’s all peanuts, as long as the feminist anti-male haters like him.
Every time the Canadian Bank of England guvnor, Mark Carney opens his mouth, you would think the four horsemen of the apocalypse are about to ride over the horizon, large lava filled holes will erupt everywhere, and a plague of ravenous locusts will descend over Britain swallowing up everything in their way.
“Carney said during the EU Referendum that if people voted for Brexit, Britain would plunge into immediate chaos with riots in the streets, food shortages, businesses all going bankrupt, fuel shortages and anarchy in the UK as well as roads clogged with dead bodies. After the result came out, none of that happened. In fact, we are three years down the line since the EU Referendum vote and nothing has happened yet,” a person who is not affected by Project Fear reveals.
The constant doom and gloom stories peddled by those with a remain agenda are utterly boring and ridiculous, but this is to be expected from people who just cannot accept the result of a democratic vote that went against them.
Thank the gods of reason, economist Gerard Lyons, who is favourite to succeed Mark Carney as Bank of England (BoE) governor, has urged Boris Johnson to take Britain out as soon as possible.
The Brexiteer also called on Mr Carney, the current BoE governor, to cut interest rates to protect the British economy in a no deal departure.
The 1960’s were an odd period in the history of man. Compared to today’s code of conduct, the era offered a fair share of controversial ads to the public, such as ones promoting smoking.
Kubrick vs. The Moon – What Really Happened?
In a similar manner, film-making concurrently lived through an exciting period and gave birth to a lot of cinematographic attainments that changed the industry for good.
This year humanity is celebrating exactly 50 years since the first landing on the Moon. In the year of 2019, when, some would argue, we are still not capable of sending a man to the Moon.
Cynics have provided an “equitable sharing” of analyses that would suggest that some persons perhaps knew about the potential cover-up NASA had planned through in case of a failed mission.
Lunar Craters
Stanley Kubrick is the name behind world-acclaimed releases such as Dr. Strangelove and A Clockwork Orange, and one of the most influential film directors of all time. However, his global contribution might not be limited solely to cinematography.
In the five decades from the supposed landing to this date, numerous critics suggested that the man was somehow involved in perhaps NASA’s biggest project ever.
First of all, we are underlining that by no means we claim or believe that Kubrick faked the Moon landing. Rather, we deem he might have been forced into playing along a fabricated lie fortified by the US government. With that out of the way, let’s focus on the facts. Namely, Kubrick was approached by a couple of US representatives and asked to rent his studios to NASA to shoot footage that would later serve for then undisclosed purposes. Allegedly, he declined, but the hoax remained.
It was no uncommon occurrence that the public believed everything was said in the media back then. And when one of the first doubters Peter Hyams presented his TV-brainwashes-us theory in quite a creative way, many followers began to question these news reports.
Kubrick did film 2001: A Space Odyssey less than a year before.
Let’s try to break the tension a little right here. Do you personally believe in these conspiracy theories? Or are they simply a fancy of the modern sceptic?
We guess only time will tell, but till then we have stuff to unwind to. Popular online slot creator Micro gaming was inspired by these Kubrick speculations, and put a twist on the heirloom. The company’s latest video slot Banana Odyssey pays homage to the director’s film-making and common themes seen in his films. This slot game can already be found at a number of famous UK gambling websites so you can enjoy even more of contemporary twists and turns made on the account of these conspiracies.
Blinding Peaks
Now back to entertaining these double-edged thoughts. Perhaps there would be fewer believers were it not for Kubrick’s 1980 The Shining. In it, American child actor Danny Lloyd starred as Danny, arguably the protagonist of the film. The film boasts a diapason of potential protagonists, but that’s a subject for another article. Right now, let’s look out for clues.
Eleven years after the alleged landing of Apollo 11 to the Moon, Stanley Kubrick released The Shining prancing with a plethora of seemingly hidden plot holes. Devoted enthusiasts to date believe that the shrewd film-maker concealed – or unveiled – his involvement in the space endeavour.
The creative master’s response to the landing was a line-up of encoded messages spotted throughout the film. Hawk-eyed among you might have already observed these.
At a crucial point in the film, Danny wears a knitted jumper with an Apollo 11 rocket splattered across its front and simultaneously rises to his feet as theatrical music plays in the background. Danny is believed to embody the launch of the rocket, which goes on to collapse and is never to be seen again. Kubrick-supporting fans find that this might be the director’s cry for help. He showed us all actuality, and we turned our heads in obliviousness.
Are we giving these trifles too much credit? Or are these bizarre interpretations solid truth we choose to ignore?
movement of South Americans through porous borders into the United States, which is a concern of most ‘real Americans’ including the majority of the Trump movement, who want to build a wall along the border to stop the deluge.
