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DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION: Rise Up Chinese People From Communist Oppression During Coronavirus Epidemic

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DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION: Rise Up Chinese People From Communist Oppression During Coronavirus Epidemic

The Coronavirus epidemic in China has brought to the fore the absolute brutality of the totalitarian communist regime in place in the vast country, and this is why a democratic revolution is needed now more than ever.

As people you are taken away, put in wards where there is little or no treatment, or your homes barricaded without food or water, or if you tell the truth about the coronavirus spread, detained, tortured and told to sign a false confession. The amount of unspeakable horror committed by the Chinese communist state during this virus outbreak are too numerous to write here.

There is a way out. Resistance, organised resistance against the communist state en masse. Fight, fight for freedom, liberty, democracy and justice.

During this time of coronavirus now is the time to get organised, to fight back against your oppressors and the officials who have left many to die needlessly. Every day the thousands of bodies that are cremated, and not recorded in the documentation is not only a cover-up, but a form of genocide. The nameless are simply erased from the earth, whole families cremated and all records of their existence deleted.

You may die, you may survive, but democratic revolution can come when enough people rise up to topple the communists who have brought a rotten curtain over China for so long.

Democracy can win through oppression, and the totalitarian communist Chinese state is now in a state of disarray, this is the time to bring about revolution which will complete the Tiananmen Square fight of 1989.

Guerilla warfare is the way to bring Democracy to China, as a technique Mao Tse Tung used to bring communism to China. The communists have banned firearm use, however these can be easily obtained from the right people.

You can restore the real China once again, the true China that the people deserve, throw away the Red Book, burn it!

FIGHT!

RISE UP OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF CHINA — BRING DEMOCRACY TO YOUR LAND — BRING FREEDOM TO YOUR PEOPLE.

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Coronavirus Pandemic: Chinese State Rounding Up Political Opponents and Undesirable Citizens

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Coronavirus Pandemic: Chinese State Rounding Up Political Opponents and Undesirable Citizens

In the guise of quarantine, reports are coming through that  the Chinese state is using the virus outbreak as an excuse to round up those who are deemed enemies of the state.

Chinese citizens who are political activists especially those who support democracy or tell the truth are being falsely accused of coronavirus infection and then put in internment camps and quarantine centres where they are then infected by the virus.

“If you are on the list, they will come for you, and you will never be seen again,” one fearful lawyer revealed on Twitter.

There is a serious element of fear to the totalitarian Chinese state’s Stalinist actions, but there is nothing anyone can do to counteract it, and nowhere to escape because the coronavirus has caused all borders to be checked and all roads controlled. This situation is the perfect opportunity for China’s state to clean house.

 

Citizen journalist, Chen Qiushi is currently missing, and disappeared a few days ago after posting his latest coronavirus update video. No one yet knows where he has been taken, but many speculate he was arrested and detained by the Chinese communist Stasi police and will be tortured before being indefinitely detained in a Chinese gulag.

Holiday Competition: Daily Squib Giving Away 100 Luxury Cruise Tickets to Japan Coast

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Holiday Competition: Daily Squib Giving Away 100 Luxury Cruise Tickets to Japan Coast

Fancy an all paid-for luxury cruise on the open ocean worth a whopping £18,700 each?

Today is your lucky day, the Daily Squib Exclusive Cruise Competition will ensure 100 lucky Squib readers will have the time of their short life.

Embarking from Hong Kong to Yokohama harbour, Japan, you will thrill in the journey of a lifetime, on a one way journey you will never forget.

Forget ballroom dancing in the vast ballroom, deck quoits or delicious meals in one of the exclusive restaurants serving up gourmet cuisine to die for, your entire journey will be confined to a single cabin. Not only that, when you get to Yokohama, you will further be confined to your cabin indefinitely with little or no news when you will be released, only to be visited by men in Hazmat suits and masks checking momentarily if you are still alive.

During the period of quarantine, you will be bored out of your fucking mind, in fact, the mere thought of the ship sinking will fill you with a horrific sort of glee, because it will mean you are actually doing something, like, sinking. Doing anything apart from looking out your cabin window at a few seagulls and another grey day ported in Yokohama harbour will obviously be an annoyance, but at least you didn’t pay for this shit, unlike those poor bastards aboard the Diamond Princess cruise ship stuck in the same place you’re going.

You’re highly enjoyable cruise may end abruptly however if the Coronavirus digs in and you stop breathing, unfortunately this will impact on your cruise experience, therefore it is certainly safer to wash those hands every few minutes with warm water and soap, and to refrain from snogging some 85-year-old fellow cruiser on the mouth, or be around any other human being at all. Bon Voyage!

To enter the Daily Squib Exclusive Cruise Competition, please send in a SAE with your name and address to Corona Cruise Comp. P.O. Box 387, Charring Cross Road, London, WC2H 0AW. 

Celebrities Will Get Medals and Paraded Through Streets For Coming Out As Gay

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Celebrities Will Get Medals and Paraded Through Streets For Coming Out As Gay

With the jubilant celebratory coming out festival of day-time-tv celebrity, Phillip Schofield, plans are being hatched in Whitehall to encourage and celebrate more closet homosexual celebrities to face up to their years of lying.

“You’d have to be a blind wombat to not realise that Schofield was an uphill gardener, especially his oblivious mannerisms around his co-host Holly Willoughby, a fine piece of totty that would be hard to work with without trying to dip the ol’ wick every two minutes,” one TV viewer quipped from his couch.

Whitehall mandarin, Arbuthnot Pontefract, who is himself a raving queen, and is charmingly nicknamed ‘Gladys’ around the office, has serious plans for celebrity homosexuals.

“We must forget about parading people who show real feats of bravery like saving people from burning buildings, or running through enemy lines and evading capture whilst simultaneously dispatching dozens of soldiers, no! Overpaid celebrities and their pampered lifestyles lived under a lie for decades are the seat of true bravery when they finally come out for whatever reason about their actual sexuality. Modern Western women love it when men come out as gay because it bolsters the feminist agenda to emasculate the male population further.

“I am proposing four days of celebration across Britain when a celebrity comes out as a woofter. They should get a medal at Buckingham Palace from the Queen, then paraded through the streets on an open-top bus, with people cheering from Lands End to John O’Groats.

“Our records show about 94% of Britain’s celebrities are gay, so Britain will be on a permanent state of celebration and partying, honouring the bravery of these wonderful gay celebrities.

“We will celebrate in the schools, on the beaches, and in the saunas.”

Encouraging homosexuality and transgenderism is a major heavily pushed agenda by Western governments, this is why celebrities are encouraged to come out as a pure advertisement to increase the numbers amongst the masses.

Former Prince Harry Paid £775K by JP Morgan to Reveal He is in Therapy

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Former Prince Harry Paid £775K by JP Morgan to Reveal He is in Therapy

Everyone already knows Harry is in therapy, because he mentions it whenever he gives a speech, but this time, he was paid a massive £775,000 to tell some JP Morgan fat heads that he is receiving therapy for his mental condition.

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The former prince, who supposedly left the UK and royal family because of a lack of privacy, went into great detail about his private mental state in front of hundreds of amused bankers. To compound the speech, Harry this time added he is receiving therapy for the loss of his mum, which is a code that extra pity points were now involved. No doubt the loss of any parent is very hard hitting for a child or adult, however, if Harry cared so much, why not forego the £775,000 bank transfer he’s receiving for cashing in on his mum’s name?

Would Harry’s late mummy be proud that one her sons was touting her name around trying to plead sympathy whilst being paid vast sums of cash from some evil banking corporation that would gladly finance land mine fields in distant African lands for profit, and is no doubt a brutal financier to all sorts of unethical global horror for huge profits?

In Harry’s defence, he is being manipulated to tout his morose speeches by his new wife, a calculating schizoid psychopath who was most probably clapping furiously in the audience as her controlled automaton read from his contrived, well-calculated script, as she checked on her iPhone whether the money went through.

Well, in all fairness, Harry has to grease the cogs of his North American trip, so there will be a multitude of these little speeches across the continent touting his miserable mental state of affairs, and the people who pay for these speeches are just as culpable to the former royal’s misery porn polluting the already banal airwaves with even more saccharine maudlin syrup dripping from the fat fingers of JP Morgan executives, as they sit back and watch their stock price rise, smiling slyly at the feeble former royal belching on and on and on about his mental health…

The Historic Wembley Stadium – Home to English Football, Cup Finals, NFL Matches and More!

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The Historic Wembley Stadium – Home to English Football, Cup Finals, NFL Matches and More!

There is no doubt in saying that Wembley is one of the most famous stadiums in the world. It has a very interesting history and people have witnessed many historic football games in this arena. So if you are a football fan and want to learn some additional info about Wembley, this piece may shed some light on the subject. In this article, you will get to know about the historic Wembley Stadium. Along with this, some fun and interesting facts about Wembley will also be mentioned.

The first Wembley Stadium was constructed in 1923. It was built for the British Empire Exhibition and the plans were made that once the exhibition ended, the stadium would be demolished. But somehow, the demolition of the stadium didn’t happen. After that, the original Wembley remained in use for 77 years. But unfortunately, after being used for 77 years, Wembley was demolished and all the activities in the stadium halted. After two years, the reconstruction started again but due to some legal hurdles and financial obstructions, it was delayed. Finally, after four years of delay, the construction of the New Wembley completed in March 2007. The only difference was that the old stadium was owned by the Wembley Company but when it was reconstructed, the Football association owned it.

 

When the stadium was first built, it had a capacity of 125,000 people. The first opening of the original Wembley was completed by King George V on 28 April 1923. At the opening, over 30,000 people appeared to enjoy the exhibition.

Coming to the Wembley Stadium events, White Horse’ FA Cup Final was the first event that was enjoyed at the New Wembley FC. For the first events, the Football Association did not sell tickets, which caused a chaotic situation in which more than 250,000 people were held inside the stadium. The interesting thing is that the capacity was only for 120,000 people and due to the lack of capacity, around 60,000 people were left outside. However, a police officer on a white horse controlled the situation and that’s the reason why the walkway to the new arena is called White Horse Bridge. If you look at the beginning of the New Wembley, then you will see that it was started with some controversy. People were very unhappy that the Twin Towers had been demolished and when the FA released that Twin Towers would not play any role in the new stadium design, people were outraged. To fill the void of the Twin Towers, a retractable roof was constructed.

However, it is very evident that Wembley has faced a lot of setbacks since the beginning, but still, the new arena has shown a very decent growth. Over the past years, many new events have been hosted in the New Wembley. Bon Jovi was supposed to be the first event but due to some reasons, George Michael took the honour.

Even after facing so many troubles, once again it became the national football team home and hosted the final of FA cup. Apart from this, all the opening and ceremonies of the 2010 Olympics were held in this stadium and it played a very important role. Since its reopening, many new sports have been organized in this venue. Some of them include rugby union, rugby league, NFL events, etc. The fun part is that not only sports but music have also once again become one of the attractions of this stadium. Many artists hosted their live events such as the Live Earth concert. The main purpose of this music concert was to raise awareness of environmental issues.

Wembley is one of the oldest football stadiums and in this stadium many football records have been made and broken. If you talk about history, then Wembley is known for different historical football matches that changed the football world. Most of the legendary football players have played in this stadium and it is still the most loved football stadium in the world. All the important information regarding the history of Wembley is mentioned above. Hope this article will clear some of your queries and give you some valuable information.

BBC Tax: Guardian Newspaper Considering Tax Forcing Every UK Citizen to Pay Too

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BBC Tax: Guardian Newspaper Considering Tax Forcing Every UK Citizen to Pay Too

Hard left newspaper, the Guardian, is today considering taking up the BBC model of funding by charging a licence fee tax on every citizen in the UK to force them to fund their ailing newspaper.

“Just as everyone is forced to pay for the socialist biased BBC licence fee or be punished with a £1000 fine, or go to prison, we at the Grauniad want to do the same. We will force you to pay for our newspaper whether you read it or not,” the Editor in Chief, Katharine Viner wrote in the Grauniad today.

At £259.44 per annum the proposed Guardian newspaper licence fee tax even pips the BBC licence fee tax of £154.50.

Naturally, when the Daily Squib heard about this, the editor in chief proposed a Squib licence for everyone in the UK.

“Dear citizens of the UK, if the BBC forces everyone to pay a tax whether people watch or do not watch their awful programmes that have deteriorated to such a sad level in the last few decades that they are basically unwatchable dross (except Taboo), we at the Squib, who produce the highest quality manure for a limited readership propose a Daily Squib licence fee tax be appointed of no less than £2,500 per month for every UK citizen to pay, on pain of imprisonment, and a criminal record whether you read our articles or not. We won’t send around nasty threatening letters to your homes like the BBC but armed thugs to collect the cash, whether you’re in or not. Thank you, now pay up fuckers, I’ve just booked a private jet to Vegas but have no means to pay for it….yet!”

On hearing of this, the Daily Mail, Daily Telegraph, Sky News, Channel 4, ITV etc…etc…etc..

Chinese Water Supply Contains Faecal Matter Aiding Spread of Coronavirus

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Chinese Water Supply Contains Faecal Matter Aiding Spread of Coronavirus

Contamination of drinking water from faeces is a critical health problem in China, as in other developing countries, that causes serious illnesses such as diarrhoea and viral hepatitis. A recent survey by UNICEF in 11 Chinese provinces found that over half of all drinking water samples contained unacceptably high levels of bacteria and viruses flourishing.

According to survey data analysed by the Joint Monitoring Program for Water and Sanitation of WHO and UNICEF, about 100 million Chinese still did not have access to an improved water source in 2008, and about 460 million did not have access to improved sanitation.

In China 329 million people live without access to “at least basic sanitation”, a survey revealed in 2015.

Health problems caused by the lack of safe water are exacerbated by poor sanitary conditions, especially in rural China. Traditionally, Chinese households collect human waste and transport it to the fields for use as fertilizer, often without further treatment.

Renowned Chinese Expert: The new coronavirus may be spread by faecal-oral transmission

 

High level of faecal contamination in the study area was revealed by the high percentages of positive samples for norovirus and rotavirus installed in a suburb of Xi’an city, China, in 2019. Coronavirus was found in the loose stools of a woman recently in the first U.S. case in Washington state.

It does not matter if Chinese people wear masks because the faecal matter in their water supply, or contaminated bottled water will infect millions of people due to the poor treatment of water, and in rural areas, open latrines.

In a country where more than half its groundwater is severely polluted, what hope do the Chinese have in staving off this Coronavirus?

The infected, whether showing signs of Coronavirus or incubating it are daily putting their faeces into the water system which is then processed and put out there again for more spread of the virus when people drink the water contaminated by faecal matter.

In other words, the Chinese population is killing itself with its own shit!

Teflon Don Does it Again – Acquitted From Impeachment

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Teflon Don Does it Again – Acquitted From Impeachment

You just can’t get better than this, acquitted from the ridiculous Mueller Russian collusion fiasco, acquitted from the pathetic Democrat ‘Shifty’ Schiff Ukraine Impeachment fiasco, and all the other stupid waste of time Dem witch hunts out to get the Teflon Don.

“The socialist Democrats are a disgrace, and they deserve to lose every election from now till 2060. Fuck ’em, you sore losers, you dimwits, you goddamn morons!” one former democrat voter, who will never vote democrat again revealed after the Senate votes were tallied.

Backlash

It would be wise to say that this result will haunt the Democrats in November when the election comes to its final stages. There is certainly going to be a backlash to the several failed attempts to take President Trump down, and voters who have been absolutely disgusted to see their valuable tax dollars spent on ridiculous fiascos like the impeachment circus will be very angry at how the Dems have behaved.

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“The totalitarian leftie scum did not accept democracy and that Donald Trump won the 2016 election, so they called for Trump’s impeachment from day one. They wanted any excuse they could find. I don’t know anyone who will ever vote Democrat party ever again, especially after this sham impeachment bullshit. Also, Free Roger Stone, I think Trump should pardon Roger Stone as well because that was another flawed stitch-up,” another voter shouted.

The anger across the United States is palpable, and to see the sore loser Nancy Pelosi childishly ripping up Trump’s papers at the State of the Union address was an additional nail in the coffin for the Democrats. Her behaviour was that of a child, a malicious vindictive Pelosi was shown to be a sad pathetic sore loser out of ideas and desperate.

In December 2019, the Daily Squib put our Impeachment poll up, and thousands of people voted in the poll, we thank them for their participation. Voting is now closed.

In other news: Poor Bobby De Niro, he was last seen with a Mohican hair style cruising the streets in a taxi cab looking whacked out of his mind.

The Democrat party is now severely fucked in the 2020 election, they just lost BIG TIME!

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Labour MP Accused of Wearing Dodgy Dress in Parliament Fights Back

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Labour MP Accused of Wearing Dodgy Dress in Parliament Fights Back

Labour MP Tracy Munter today said defiantly, she had every right to wear her controversial off-the-shoulder dress in the House of Commons.

Despite receiving a torrent of critical Twitter tweets for the dodgy dress, the Labour MP stood by her choice of dress and labelled any criticism as ‘sexist’.

Critics included Piers Morgan who called the outfit ‘inappropriate for the Commons’ while some stipulated that the MP looked like a ‘hungover tart’ and as if she had ‘just been banged over a wheelie bin’ after she wore the black dress in the chamber earlier this week.

Meanwhile, Munter, the MP for constituency Nowhere Soon on the Wold North, was adamant that she, as a woman, had the right to wear whatever she wanted and did not need men to tell her otherwise.

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