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Selfish Parents Who Want to Keep Their Kids in School Condemning Children to Coronavirus Death

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Selfish Parents Who Want to Keep Their Kids in School Condemning Children to Coronavirus Death

What kind of parent would put their children in harms way just for their career or stupid job?

Italy and the rest of the globe are closing schools, yet in Britain they are still being kept open, according to reports because some selfish parents will have to god forbid look after their own fucking children. Key medical personnel and other front-line workers could easily take their kids to special crèche units setup specifically for children of NHS workers etc. Private sector parents with kids have no excuse.

Keep your filthy money or career then and watch your kid get coronavirus!

These people should be looking after their children even without a deadly pandemic raging through cities picking off people by the dozen.

These parents who are putting their own children in harms way are reprehensible, you might as well sell your children off for medical experiments.

Reports from Italy tell of many younger people now being hospitalized after being infected with coronavirus.

What about kids with underlying health conditions, who are being forced to go to school just because some selfish irresponsible parents don’t want to look after their own kids?

There are millions of secondary school children across the country who have to use public transport to go to school, they will be infected by coronavirus, then spread it at school, before going home for dinner with their parents.

The incompetent Education Minister, Gavin Williamson is playing with people’s lives and has blood on his dithering useless hands for his stance on keeping schools open during a deadly pandemic.

Maybe, a society as it is today does not deserve to survive the pandemic..

Close Schools/Colleges down for an appropriate amount of time amidst COVID19.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403

Why Is IQ Option the Best Broker for Cryptocurrency Trading Right Now?

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Why Is IQ Option the Best Broker for Cryptocurrency Trading Right Now?

IQ Option Europe Ltd, or IQ Option, is a comprehensive online trading platform that offers a wide variety of investment choices for traders to make trades, such as crypto, forex, cryptocurrencies and more. But what separates it from other brokers out there? In this article, we’ll take you through the benefits of using IQ Option.

On the surface, IQ Option has a sleek and easy-to-use interface. You’ll have your pick of choices, as IQ Option offers more than 100 assets and instruments ready for trading, from a wide range of market sectors.

You can do anything from tracking the growth or decline of a company’s stock to trading forex pairs. IQ Option covers not only the bases – it has all the basic features that any online broker should have — it also goes beyond expectations with its advanced technical features. IQ Option Trading Platform 4.0 can handle almost 10 different charts at once, which allows you to compare different sources of information at a glance.

It also has a small minimum deposit of $10, so you won’t have to risk it and invest more cash than you’re ready to. That’s a much lower minimum deposit than some other brokers offer. This is great if you’ve just stepped foot into the trading world, and you don’t want to bite off more than you can chew.

There’s also a demo account option for new traders or those who want to familiarise themselves with the site before they start making payments. The demo option does not require you to deposit real money, and all investments accessed through the demo only use virtual money, making it a great way for beginners to try out and practice with no fear of losing money.

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IQ Options Gives You A Wide Range of Trading Options

IQ Option is known for offering its customers comprehensive access to investment instruments and assets. But it is most well known for stocks and large, well-known firms with large market capitalizations such as Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, and Bank of America. These are also available to trade as CFDs. IQ Option also allows you to trade with a wide array of cryptocurrencies, from big players such as Bitcoin to newer ones such as Litecoin and Zcash.

Furthermore, IQ Option also lets you trade with many different fedex (foreign exchange) currency pair combinations. There are the usual suspects such as USD/Canadian Dollar, UK Sterling Pound/Canadian Dollar, and so on.

Less-used currency pairs can also be traded, such as the US dollar/Russian ruble and the US dollar/Polish zloty. If you can think of it, whether ‘it’ is a stock, currency type or cryptocurrency, it is likely tradable on IQ Option.

Great Interface and Comprehensive Indicators and Technical Tools

The popularity and usefulness of any online platform rest on its interface design. And IQ Option’s interface does not disappoint. It offers a wide array of technical tools at your disposal, and you can manipulate them to your heart’s desire to form a focussed and thorough trading experience.

The technical indicators at hand are designed to provide extra clarity on market performance. They include highly specific tools (such as stochastic oscillators and fractal indicators) that zoom in on tiny details that don’t seem very important at first but light the way for a better and clearer understanding of the market. When viewing charts, you may also choose from a selection of graph styles to find one that fits your needs.

If you ever find yourself scratching your head in confusion at the representation formats, the IQ Option customer service team is only a short phone call away. They are online 24/7. If you are not fond of calling, you may also chat with their live chat assistant or seek help in the support chat group in the trade room.

It Has An Easy To Use Deposit Process

Signing up for IQ Option is simple, but its’ thorough verification processes take a little longer. The platform has certain sign-up requirements that you have to abide by. The first step is to provide documentation about yourself, which includes an identification document issued by a government, a photograph of yourself, your name and proof of address.

This may seem like a hassle, but doing a bit of legwork beforehand is beneficial in the long run. With a thorough check-up process, IQ Option deters fraudsters and scammers in the system. As a potential trader, you will be better protected from those trying to make illegitimate claims.

After your registration has been approved by the IQ Option team, you will then be able to deposit through all the conventional methods, such as through credit and debit cards using Visa and Mastercard. You can also choose to deposit in other ways like other online payment providers and bank transfers.

IQ Option is a Well-regulated Platform

IQ Option takes care to make sure its platform is well-regulated, with reliable security functions and safety nets in place. These security functions serve to protect your money from going where it shouldn’t.

When you invest money in a company, you can be sure that it’s not going directly to the company’s own funds, but rather in a separate account. Clear boundaries ensure that you won’t lose your money due to underhanded tactics.

IQ Option is also part of the Investor Compensation Fund, which is a safety net that protects you in unlikely cases where IQ Option can no longer payout money. If you encounter a problem at any point in your trading experience, you can rest assured that you can still reclaim most funds that you are owed.

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Handy Economic Calendar

One of the handiest features offered by IQ Option is its economic calendar. This calendar provides you with ready information on significant world events happening in real-time, so you can use it to gauge the rate of success for your trades.

The information provided includes information on stock exchanges to a country’s growth rates. Although you could theoretically find the information online, you don’t have to go on a treasure hunt with IQ Option’s economic calendar, which lets you see all the facts in a single place. That saves up valuable time spent fact-finding that you could have spent on more useful endeavors.

We’ve listed some of our favorite features about IQ Option above. It’s a very popular trading platform, and according to the review published by Business24-7 IQ option has become one of the market leading brokers when it comes to cryptocurrency trading.

Furthermore, there are some special requirements on the IQ Option platform that you need to know about as an Islamic trader. The details were in-depth covered in the review on business24. Whether you’re a new hand or a seasoned trader, IQ Option is a good choice for anyone looking to grow their hard-earned cash.

Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele Experiments With ‘Herd Immunity’ On Children

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Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele Experiments With ‘Herd Immunity’ On Children

Keeping the schools open to test his theory of ‘herd immunity’ on living child subjects is certainly a gleeful pastime of Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele, he loves these experiments on his child subjects with viruses that are completely new and no one knows anything about.

The fact that the coronavirus strain is a deadly biphasic pathogen that reinfects people means that subjects cannot come up with resistance. This is of course of no concern to the Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele, he directs the sheep to the slaughter with ease, smiling with pride at his work.

Herd Immunity Herd Mentality

“It is a work of joy, the children will become infected with coronavirus, then distribute the virus so that more than 60% of the population catch it, then many millions will die. I am the Chief Medical Officer, and no one can dare to even doubt me, or question my authority. These fools follow me blindly and without question to their deaths, lemmings, sheep, call them what you want, the majority will be incinerated without thought,” Dr. Vallance Mengele said with glee.

Coronavirus: More young patients being admitted to hospital, Italian doctor warns

All that is needed is compliance to the orders, you will send your children to their deaths, and you will in turn be infected.

It is for your own good, ‘herd immunity’ but the funny thing is, there is no herd ‘immunity’ to certain death by drowning in your own lung fluid.

The sheep must follow, they have no mind, they are the herded sheeple, and they gladly walk through the slaughter house doors without a bleat of protest.

Coronavirus – Cui Bono – Who Benefits?

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Coronavirus – Cui Bono – Who Benefits?

When it comes to something like the coronavirus pandemic, it is essential to understand that in these situations, we have to look at who ultimately benefits from this global virus.

One has to remember that global solutions need global problems, and the element of fear is always a conduit for certain powers to gain even more power, simply because when the population is gripped with extreme fear, anything brought upon them will be accepted without question.

THE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM THEY DID NOT VOTE RIGHT – AND IF THEY DID NOT VOTE RIGHT – THEY MUST GO!!!

Things like Brexit, Donald Trump and other so-called populist victories are not something that pleases the global overlords, or China for that matter.

China took the initial hit to absolve themselves of blame — the perfect alibi.

As the stock markets plummet daily, the liberals in America lick their lips and salivate, because this is their dream for Trump to be seen as failing in the economy, something he was doing well on before the coronavirus hysteria hit the markets. Unfortunately, the Teflon Don may see his big lead falter soon, simply because he always only references the US Dow 30 as a measure of success. The Dow is not the complete picture on gauging the state of the economy, but because of Trump, that is what is focused on, and with 1,000 point daily falls, the socialist Americans are loving every moment.

Populism, nationalism, Trump, Boris Johnson, Bolsonaro, Brexit, the U.S. Election, these are things the globalists never wanted, therefore this is why the timing is very telling for the coronavirus.

Big tech companies are actively censoring any adverts for masks, and people are being told to simply get infected and die, be a good useless eater and just fucking disappear.

Artificial intelligence, robotics, and nanotechnology of the future is pretty much upon us, yet there is a profound problem for those who are in charge of this technology and have developed it for their masters — it is the population — they do not need the majority any more, especially after they have all already profited hugely from them.

The globalist/environmentalist controllers are the ones who have benefited most from this virus pandemic, and to them, the death of 90% of the population is a small price to pay for their robotic future, where they will simply print money by adding as many zeroes as they want on their consoles to replenish their wealth, and to enjoy a future of extreme luxury and extended life.

They will calmly tell you ‘Do Not Panic!’ whilst wishing you die quickly.

BOOMER REMOVER

The Singularity will come, but it will be after the old conservative guard have been purged. As Obama puts it ‘the old white men‘, who somehow thwarted his hermaphrodite homosexual orgiastic dream last time around. This time however, the virus will no doubt kill these over sixties off, and bring in a new age for the young Marxist indoctrinated youth to savour.

Cui bono? It is the globalist communist China loving controllers every time..Greta Thunberg is literally having a deep orgasm at the mere thought of it all…Soros is loving every moment…the Bilderbergers are joyous…the tech power nerds click clacking their keyboards..and the hidden ones…ebullient…

Joe Biden is Eating His Food Now Says Nurse

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Joe Biden is Eating His Food Now Says Nurse

It’s okay folks, creepy uncle Joe Biden is now eating his food, and is on the road to recovery, after refusing his mush last week.

According to one of his nurses, he has been eating his mush with gusto, and even managed to eat a piece of carrot the other day.

“Creepy uncle Joe Biden has started eating his mush again, and we’re so happy. He keeps on sayin’ that he’s gonna be the next U.S. president, and we all laugh so hard, we just humour the old cooter,” the nurse revealed.

Biden’s campaign manager, Russ Delarusso, thinks he has a chance in beating incumbent Donald Trump, otherwise known to Democrats as ‘the bad orange man’.

“If Joe Biden lives for another few weeks we will see about it, I ain’t promising anything though.”

See you all on Super Sunday.

Meghan Reveals Harry Suffers From ‘Post Traumatic Royal Disorder’

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Meghan Reveals Harry Suffers From ‘Post Traumatic Royal Disorder’

Back in Canada after the disastrous last visit to England and an unsavoury farewell, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed that Harry gets the shakes and is suffering from PTRD (Post Traumatic Royal Disorder).

“It usually happens at night. Harry will wake up shouting and sweating like a Catholic priest at a choir boys convention. The sweat is horrible, and he’s shaking like a leaf.

“I then ask him if it was THAT dream again. He always answers ‘yes’.

“It’s always the same dream, he’s at Sandringham, and the whole Windsor family are sitting around the dinner table. Harry is presented with an exquisite feast, and he tentatively asks for the salt. One of the many butlers brings him some salt and even sprinkles his food with it, except he keeps going, then Harry tells the butler ‘that’s enough!’ but he keeps on pouring the salt until his food is completely submerged.

“As the salt keeps coming, more and more, Harry looks down and his nose is just above the salt, he can’t breathe, the salt rises further, all he can hear is everyone laughing, guffawing, blackness, suffocation — and this is when Harry always wakes up!”

What does this recurring nightmarish dream mean?

Countless psychiatrists are trying to cure the poor former prince, but he goes through psychiatrists like a chain smoker goes through lighters.

It has got to such a bad state that Harry now sleeps in a separate room and Meghan sleeps with Archie, which she prefers.

Coronavirus: “People Need to Drop Dead in the Streets For UK Government to Act”

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Coronavirus: “People Need to Drop Dead in the Streets For UK Government to Act”

Purely because of economic reasons, the government is delaying shutting schools and large sports fixtures/gatherings thus allowing the further spread of coronavirus.

A Children’s Ransom

“The government’s stance to delay containment, and allow the virus to spread further and deeper into population centres is the most foolish and irresponsible action committed by any administration in the West, and in history. Their actions will result in even more infections and deaths than ever before, and it will take pictures of people dying in the streets for them to finally notice what is going on,” a key observer revealed on Friday.

Boris Johnson, calmly stated that ‘losing your loved ones’ is an acceptable price to pay so that daily economic activity continues. Sadly, many will accept this, and perish horribly whilst drowning from fluid in their own lungs.

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Coronavirus: “People Need to Drop Dead in the Streets For UK Government to Act”

The government is falsely modelling their decision on suppositions that the strain in the UK is the mild version and is not the most virulent strain. Other variables they set their model on is that only the over 60s will be affected and that the virus will not mutate even further, as it may already have done, as it moves from region to region.

The government is also not factoring the known information that those already infected, can be re-infected thus causing cytokine storms within the immune system, much like happened during the Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918, where the second wave of infection was the ultimate killer.

A cytokine storm is an overproduction of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines), which, in a flu infection, is often associated with a surge of activated immune cells into the lungs. The resulting lung inflammation and fluid buildup can lead to respiratory distress and can be contaminated by a secondary bacterial pneumonia — often enhancing the mortality in patients. SOURCE

The fact is, the NHS would not be able to cope even if the coronavirus infection curve was lowered, and they can barely cope with a mild flu epidemic in most winters, so by letting the COVID-19 infections increase in the population, as the government is doing now, they are actually compounding the problem and increasing the virus’ infection rate.

Richard Horton, editor of the Lancet medical journal, said that ministers were making a “major mistake“. He said: “The UK’s response needs to learn lessons from what happened in China and what is now happening in Italy.”

Dr Simon Ashworth, clinical director for critical care at Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust, stressed: “They need to take the advice of senior hospital and medical staff and listen to experts. This means closing schools and universities, stopping mass events, cancelling elective surgery to allow all hospitals to upscale preparations and release staff to train and organise our precautions.”

The UK should act immediately to close schools/colleges and limit public infection, or it will reap the unholy rewards of further damage to not only the economy but long-term stability. All international flights must be shut down, and all public transport limited.

Unfortunately, only decisive and preventative decisions will save a population, as countries like Russia have demonstrated, with zero fatalities from the virus. If the UK government does not act now with a shut down, it will lose everything.

The British WW2 Bulldog Brexit Spirit and ‘stiff upper lip’ does work on visible bombs and bullets and EU threats, but it DOES NOT WORK against unseen viruses.

Petition Close Schools/Colleges down for an appropriate amount of time amidst COVID19.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403

 

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Protected: The Benefits of Starting a Business at College and Working With Your Peers

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UK Government Condemning Population to Coronavirus Death By Not Shutting Schools

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UK Government Condemning Population to Coronavirus Death By Not Shutting Schools

The UK government’s complacent apathetic stance over the coronavirus COVID-19 virus and its so-called ‘delaying phase‘ by not shutting down schools is one that is allowing the spread to go further into the populace.

The government has not banned any international flights either, something that Russia did in January, and they have zero virus deaths because of their decisive action.

Schools staying open in the UK will be a vast conduit for virus spread throughout the population as children may not be affected as adversely as older people but still spread the coronavirus. They will come home and spread the virus to all family members, some who will be older and later die. There are children of course who do have conditions who will be put at the mercy of the virus, these are not even mentioned or acknowledged by the government.

Overcrowded schools where children are in close proximity to each other, and hundreds of thousands of Secondary school children who use public transport to travel back and forth to their homes from school will spread the virus deep into the population killing countless others.

The House of Commons, and House of Lords all crammed in like sardines, the pathogen should spread nicely and maybe the parliamentarians may take things a little more seriously after they are all struck down with the deadly virus, many of them with pre-existing conditions and over the age of 60 will die.

One can only assume that the government’s ‘delaying phase’ is simply a phase to allow the virus to spread further into the population.

If the schools are not closed soon, then the consequences will be felt deeply as the dead pile up in the morgues.

Shut all borders, stop all passenger flights, shut all schools and let people work from home. If the government does not do this now, as they should have done over two months ago, then there will be a very large price to pay, not just in deaths but economically. The disgruntled, and abandoned population may rise up in mass civil disorder.

Petition Close Schools/Colleges down for an appropriate amount of time amidst COVID19.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403

Concerns After Biden Refuses to Eat His Food

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Concerns After Biden Refuses to Eat His Food

Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden’s nurse is concerned for his health as he has refused to eat his mush for the fourth time this week.

“After giving him his morning formaldehyde drip I tried to feed Joe, he just closed his mouth and grunted some words I did not understand, something about me being ‘full of shit!’ and Joe just put on an angry face, keeping his mouth shut,” Biden’s nurse, Janine Cotillero, told MSNBC.

Biden’s campaign manager was also concerned for his candidate, and suggested they might have to feed Biden with a tube.

“We need him on the podium at the rallies, just feed him, do what you gotta do, put the tube in his ass if you have to,” Miles Rundringer, Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign manager told his nurse, according to reports.

Currently, Biden is leading the Democrat race to beat Donald Trump in November’s U.S. election. The Democrats who control the U.S. media, have forbidden anyone to reveal Biden’s true age, however at a recent visit to Redwood National Park in California, a reporter asked Biden how old he is, and he mumbled some incoherent gibberish before pointing at one of the trees, which can live for over 600 years.

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