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What Happens to the Politically Correct During a Deadly Pandemic?

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What Happens to the Politically Correct During a Deadly Pandemic?

Exhibit A – This fucking guy died from the Chinese Virus, and we were talking about the virus that came from China just before he died — his last words were: “You should not say that word ‘China’ for the virus because it’s racist…(hacking sound)…machines beeping…(croaking sound)…machine continuous beep sound.

People die whether they’re politically correct or not, you can watch The Hunt, for the answer to that one.

Stating facts around politically correct Nazis can be a dangerous affair because these fuckers get offended by everything, literally everything offends them, and then there are the insidious PC shisters, they will let you go with a few quips at one time, even laughing along with you copiously, then next time, they suddenly switch to politically correct mode again. You have now offended them. You just say fuck it and walk away.

These politically correct people are a danger to themselves, they would rather die of the Chinese Virus then for one second admit that this disgusting pestilence came from China because some Chinese asshole ate too many bats or Pangolins one day.

The truth is, the world is now in a major lockdown mode because of China, and their evil culinary practices. That’s not racist, it’s stating a fact.

Britain Will Get Through This China Virus Purge Only if it Shuts Down NOW

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Britain Will Get Through This China Virus Purge Only if it Shuts Down NOW

The Boris government is at a terrible impasse, there are two choices: save the economy, or save the people.

Lessons must be learned from what is happening in Italy and Spain where whole areas are being purged by the curse from China, this insidious coronavirus that refuses to go away, decimating whole cities and towns, young and old.

 

Even though Italy shut down its cities, the China Virus is still ravaging the population, therefore: what hope does Britain have as its cities streets/pubs/clubs are still crowded with people, where those who dare to wear a mask are ostracised and stared at, where the air traffic has barely stopped bringing people from all over the earth in, where the clubs and pubs are full of defiant morons who think they are immune to the deadly pathogen?

Air traffic is still extremely active across Europe, which means that there will be little respite to the China Virus COVID-19. Every day, every hour planes land in Britain, and infected passengers not wearing masks or showing symptoms enter our airports, they then shed the virus onto anyone who is close, simply by breathing close to anyone the pathogen is ingested by the previously unaffected person. In planes, the ventilation systems distribute China Virus from infected individuals throughout the plane infecting more people within the enclosed space.

Hotels and offices with ventilation heating and air con systems are spreading the pathogen from the infected to the uninfected efficiently through the air waves as COVID-19 is airborne. Aerosolised water droplets produced when people cough and sneeze remain airborne for extended periods of time, thus increasing chances of infection by an airborne virus.

Ventilation systems within enclosed spaces allow the China Virus to spread, and condensation build-ups in crowded buses, trains are perfect conditions for the coronavirus to spread throughout carriages. The majority of passengers in London’s severely overcrowded crammed underground trains do not wear proper N95 rated masks, and do not protect the eyes.

The eyes are neglected by most people who even dare to wear a mask, and all it takes for the COVID-19 virus to infect you is a single miniscule air droplet holding the virus to land on the surface of your eye.

The moronic low IQ selfish pieces of shit people partying in the pubs and clubs are the front line cannon fodder, the casualties of war, will become infected and infect others, their lungs scarred irreparably, and once they get the virus, they can be reinfected causing their body’s organs to shut down, their antibodies causing cytokine storms within the immune system, much like happened during the Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918, where the second wave of infection was the ultimate killer.

A cytokine storm is an overproduction of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines), which, in a flu infection, is often associated with a surge of activated immune cells into the lungs. The resulting lung inflammation and fluid buildup can lead to respiratory distress and can be contaminated by a secondary bacterial pneumonia — often enhancing the mortality in patients. SOURCE

As long as there are roads open, as long as there are trains running, as long as there are planes landing in Britain, the China Virus will move, and spread into the population.

There are already two known strains of the China Virus, and it will mutate, as different global regions are encountered by the pathogen, it will adapt, therefore a vaccine that takes a minimum of eighteen months to prepare even if it’s fast tracked, will be useless when it is used because by that time the COVID-19 virus would have mutated. One must also be weary of any pharma company that claims to have hastily brought out a serum or cure, simply because anything produced so quickly could very well be dangerous to the recipient.

The government must now prioritise its efforts into either saving the already fallen economy or saving its taxpayers. This is a hard choice, ideally they would like to save both, but the China Virus is ruthless, it does not care for economics, share prices, or humans — it just wants to munch away, to eat, manger, to scoff up and spread.

Our Pocket Full of Distraction

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Our Pocket Full of Distraction

With modern smartphones, always on wearable devices like our smartwatches and the ever-increasing development of technologies such as VR, we’re more connected than ever, and more distracted than ever. We have access to a wealth of information at our fingertips with Wikipedia and libraries of online information at YouTube, but often times we found ourselves pulled in another direction.

With social media giving us an endless scrolling wall of information about the people in our lives, the instant satisfaction through our mobile gaming libraries, and an update when the latest cat video is added to our favourite channel.

We have an infinite number of ways to occupy our minds and keep us distracted from the world outside a 24/7 news cycle and long work commutes. As we see an ever-increasing trend in which the primary use of the internet globally is on the smartphone, we’ll take a look at the ways in which we’re distracted by them.

Mobile Gaming – Behind us are the days of the PC enthusiast and the console majority, as smartphones have developed and found their way into the hands of most through all age ranges, mobile gaming  has seen a meteoric rise.

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A change in tastes and in schedules has allowed the smartphone to become the biggest gaming platform in the world. As the technology that goes into them has become more advanced, the games that can operate on them have too.

Modern online titles that would previously have only seen release on console or PC, now have their spotlight on the mobile phone – the repetitive but rewarding nature that come through the simplicity of titles like Angry Birds and Candy Crush, to name but a couple.

The hyper-casual mobile gamer is the new frontier, as innovative technology gives loud noises, flashy lights, and instant satisfaction. In fact, many of these games have now developed further still – Game of Thrones, Deal or No Deal, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and Jurassic Park have now evolved their offering into slots, all of which are available across desktop, Mac, IPads and Android. The gaming industry is ever-evolving, to a degree where it’s essential to do SOS from players across the globe., given the changing demand

Social Media – Hardwired into everything we do, there’s no escaping it. Account creation for platforms across the internet now gives the option to log-in via your social media account, no longer are you required to remember different usernames and passwords for all the different sites you visit, as they’re now all integrated into one place.

The ability to show your friends what you’re doing, where you’ve been, and who you’ve been there with, hold their own values too as we see the huge platforms such as Facebook and Instagram boasting hundreds of millions of users.

It has also provided a unique opportunity for some to make a living, as the rise of the social media “influencer” has become part of celebrity culture, those who have managed to gain millions of followers and turn it into a lifestyle.

Content Consumption – As with social media providing a constant flow of information to the palm of our hands through our friendship and family networks, we also have access to any number of different content streams whenever we want them. YouTube provides us with videos for any number of uses – things to waste time, tutorials and lessons, a cycle of news and updates.

Streaming services like Netflix bring us all of our favourite shows and movies that we’re able to watch on the go and no longer require cable or satellite connections, and for many removing the need for a television at all. Live-streaming services such as Twitch have also given us another outlet, with billions of hours being streamed every year, we have the option to watch other people play games when we may not have the time to.

And we can’t forget the wide array of news networks that span across every content platform, from video and live-streaming, to our social media. We have a 24/7 flow of news that is never ending, and with a smartphone in every hand, nothing is ever missed as videos and pictures from amateurs cover the gaps that news crews can’t get to.

Never before have we been more informed, but also more distracted so easily. With mobile technology at the forefront of everything we do, it will be exciting to not only see the development of mobile technologies such as VR and the evolution of the smartphone, but also how the platforms that we use on them evolve alongside.

Schools: Boris Does the Right Thing Shutting Them Down

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Schools: Boris Does the Right Thing Shutting Them Down

Thank you Boris.

Children and teachers can breathe a sigh of relief whilst the coronavirus outbreak continues infecting thousands of people, schools are finally closing.

Contrary to what the ‘experts’ are saying, children can be vulnerable to the COVID-19 pathogen, and it has been documented that they can be super spreaders to the most vulnerable in society.

Many children died in the Wuhan epidemic, and we will not post the proof here as it is too disturbing.

Boris and his ministers have finally seen the light.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Now Claiming Overtime

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Now Claiming Overtime

You can’t say that 2020 did not start off with a bang. First we had the Australian fires, then we had the locusts, we currently are enjoying the COVID-19 coronavirus, as well as the complete precipitous fall of the markets. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have certainly been busy.

“It’s a hard job but somebody’s gotta do it, ooh look at that market fall,” Pestilence quips from atop his horsey.

Famine is rather sanguine about his role in the whole sordid affair: “I empty the supermarkets, but then some busy body comes along and puts things back on the shelf, so I empty the shelves again. It’s an ongoing thing.”

War, however holds back awhile: “I’m waiting in the background but I’m still here, and when the time comes I’ll be working flat out!”

As for Death, he’s always around, and works his trade with quiet determination: “There’s a lot to go through, so many of these humans to touch with my bony fingers and direct them towards the infinite darkness. Sorry folks but there is no heaven, once your brain shuts off that’s it!”

Together, the four horsemen ride through each part of the globe conducting their affairs with ruthless efficiency.

One supposes the blame must go to the Lamb of God for this whole sorry episode.

Coronavirus Panic in the London Supermarkets

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Coronavirus Panic in the London Supermarkets

Panic buying has now escalated to such a level that London’s supermarkets are all but cleaned out.

Fear drives an irrational set of actions in humans, and this fear, this will to survive at all costs is the sole reason why the masses are now scrambling like rats to acquire the last morsels of food available. If they had been prepping calmly since January like most sensible people they would have enough food for 6 months but now it is too late.

Supermarkets are now rationing their wares simply because the supply chains are not keeping up with the rabid demand as the store shelves are cleaned out in minutes.

In the less desirable areas of London, we now have daily fights as the Untermenschen fight over chicken legs and crisps, the floors splattered with rice, blood and pasta shells.

The news through the grapevine is that if this situation persists, the army will be ordered to guard supermarkets before the looters begin their frenzied hunt for food, and anything else they can acquire.

In the suburbs of London, there is currently some semblance of calm although things may change rapidly as is the situation with this horrid pestilence COVID-19.

As the markets continue their precipitous descent into the depths of hell, there does not seem to be any bottom, the analysts baffled, sitting in their corners scratching their heads.

The government must bring in the army, especially in London, otherwise the riots will be uncontrollable.

To keep the schools open in such a climate is a crime in itself, but it seems when it comes to rationality regarding children, who are as susceptible to COVID-19 as anyone, and the safety of the distraught teaching staff, all rational logical thought has gone in this respect, and the government ministers are incapable of exercising the correct decision to close the schools. Who wants children wandering through the streets in such a climate of danger going back and forth to their schools?

The descent into hell in London is slow, and painful to watch…

Coronavirus: US May Soon Not Be Able to Pay Its Debt Liabilities

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Coronavirus: US May Soon Not Be Able to Pay Its Debt Liabilities

You have to feel for poor old Donald Trump, or as we call him: The ‘Teflon’ Don. Despite the massive Democrat campaigns to unseat him, he has pushed on, a bulldozer through their attempts to screw him over, the DS likes an underdog, and we feel sad that Donald has now been dealt the coronavirus hand, crashing stocks etc. Will the Don survive this one? We will see..

You have to also feel for the millions of Americans who will suffer under the coronavirus quarantine without food, medicine or income coming in. Millions of people did not prepare, and even when they tried to stock up at the last moment, it will not be enough.

With whole cities on lockdown, tax revenue for the Federal Reserve is going to take a hit, and this is what the crux of the problem is, can America afford a shut down for months/years?

America has a known debt currently of $23 Trillion and counting, but what about its debt liabilities that are off the books?

The US has a large stockpile of potential and actual liabilities that don’t show up on as actual debt outstanding. In fact, an old working paper by University of California-San Diego economics professor James Hamilton estimates that the US was on the hook for more than $70 trillion in off-balance sheet liabilities at the end of 2012. As we are in the year 2020, we can assume that the $70 trillion debt has more than doubled since the study in 2012.

Therefore, with estimated debt liabilities in the region of $140 trillion, and a work force not working, and business shutting down, and stocks cratering, how long before cracks appear? Will China and Japan continue pumping the US machine by buying US bonds? Hell, China and Japan have their own coronavirus problems, and the clock is ticking.

The US can barely cover the interest payments for its known $23 trillion debt, so what happens when the Americans cannot even cover the interest payments for their national debt any more?

Well, say goodbye to Medicare, say goodbye to housing payments, say goodbye to social security and pension payments.

Your 401(k) will be useless, all social security payments will cease, no more pension money, no means to pay for anything. All you will have will be your guns.

In desperation the Fed recently cut interest rates spooking the markets, they then started quantitative easing again — spooking the markets further — what does the Fed know that we don’t?

The Fed proposes giving every American $1000 to get the US economy going again and spending, however they’re not telling Americans that each of them owes over $260,000 in Federal Debt terms.

This is war, and the coronavirus does not care about debt liabilities, stock market prices or social security — the virus just wants to eat, and it will keep on eating until a vaccine is found.

Britain and the EU nations will survive this simply because we are not behemoths like America is, small is good, it’s easier to manage, but big and burdensome is a hard hit, the fall will be heavy for the US, and the tectonic plates are now shifting with power and speed.

The graphic below is taken from an amazing site that has visualised the US debt and how it would look like decked out in real life.

This is what one trillion dollars looks like, so multiply this 23 times for the visible US debt and 140 times for the actual debt liabilities:

US Debt Ceiling 2012 visualized
http://Demonocracy.info

Non-essential Contact for Everyone Except for Teachers Who Congregate With Hundreds Daily?

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Non-essential Contact for Everyone Except for Teachers Who Congregate With Hundreds Daily?

According to the government guidelines broadcast last night: “Everyone should avoid gatherings and crowded places, such as pubs, clubs and theatres” but this does not include severely crowded schools.

It’s not just the children who are being sacrificed at the altar of coronavirus infection by the government, but spare a thought for the poor teachers who are being put in harms way every moment of the day at schools, dealing with hundreds and thousands of pupils daily.

Teachers are at the forefront of the coronavirus nightmare, some who have underlying health conditions or pregnant, crammed into classrooms full to the brim with children who may or may not be infected with the deadly virus.

It is the government’s ridiculous policy which contravenes what many other nations are doing as well as WHO guidance, to shut schools in a climate of abject fear and contagion.

The teacher’s union seems to be caught in the headlights, as nothing is done.

Pupils  and some teachers are planning a mass walkout on Friday, which has gathered momentum with the Twitter hashtags #Covid19Walkout and #CloseTheSchoolsNow, which they hope will force the Government to close schools.

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Close Schools/Colleges down for an appropriate amount of time amidst COVID19

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403

650,706 signatures and counting…

12 CFD Trading Tips to Survive

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12 CFD Trading Tips to Survive

Having just a regular 9-5 job may not generate enough income for you, especially if you have outstanding bills to pay and a landlord breathing down your throat. Instead of taking up another job in the evenings, being a professional trader may seem like a better route.

Though it does not require manual labor work, it can still be difficult to attend to the ever-changing market patterns in the financial world. With a day job that takes up most of your time, is it possible to still be a profitable trader in your spare time?

Here is a list of tips and tricks for you to better manage your side job as a trader, and to prevent yourself from committing some of the common mistakes that others do.

1. Find a trading style that suits you

Finding a trading style that suits both your personality and your schedule is extremely crucial if you want your trading career to succeed. There are generally two types of trading styles—swing-trading and day-trading.

Swing-trading is a better style for workaholics who hardly have enough time to watch the market during working hours. You analyze your charts during the weekends and when you are off work and execute your trades during your free time as well, and hence swing-traders do not have to monitor the charts at every waking minute.

On the other hand, day-trading is usually preferred by forex traders, who are able to find some active currency markets at any given time. As long as you squeeze in a few minutes at certain points of the day, you will be able to execute your trades without being at a disadvantage.

After choosing your trading style, adjust your schedule slightly to ensure that you will have enough time to execute your trades. After this, choose the markets, brokers, and instruments carefully to complement your trading patterns and find out what is best for you.

2. Stick to your initial trading method

One cardinal sin that traders often succumb to is known as “system-hopping” where traders change their trading methods as soon as they realize that they are not making any profits. These traders would generally not see any improvements as they do not give themselves time to let their profits stabilize.

Furthermore, by constantly switching between trading methods, there will not be enough trading data to analyze in the long-run, thereby decreasing the chances of a profitable trade.

Sticking to your initial trading method and waiting it out is important for your trade review later on, as you will be able to effectively analyze your trading behavior and learn from your mistakes. Even though the beginning results may not be exemplary, you should always be consistent with your trading approach.

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3. Prevent over-trading

Another common mistake that traders do is the lack of a concrete trading plan. Without a plan, you will tend to find yourself at a loss whenever you execute a trade. Be sure you know what to look for in a chart and in a good trade, and stick to your plan.

Do not respond to the market based on what you feel and instead, analyze the charts well and set your rules. It will just be a matter of time before the ideal price comes your way!

One tip is to switch on your real-time notifications to alert you of any movements in the market, and it will be extremely useful after finishing your weekend analyses.

4. Constantly improve yourself

Many a time when traders realize that they are not earning any profits from their trades, they will put the blame of their failure on their trading methods, resulting in rookies engaging in “system-hopping”.

Most of the time, it is the lack of discipline, professionalism and a gambler mentality that is the cause of their failures. Hence, traders should often assess their abilities and identify their weaknesses before putting the blame on something else altogether.

Traders should take responsibility and look for ways to improve their skills, especially during the weekends when they have more time. Moreover, taking the focus off monetary goals and instead focusing on the characteristics of a good trade will definitely help traders out their trading skills into perspective.

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5. Prioritize your time properly

When you decide to take up trading as a side job aside from your regular job, making up for the lost time and making extra time is crucial in helping you set your goals straight. If you are serious about having a successful trading journey, waking up an hour earlier and sacrificing some of your break time will help you manage your time better.

Putting in extra effort in the beginning so you can reap the fruits of your labor later on will indeed be worth it. One tip is to review your daily schedule and filter out time-wasters. By getting rid of just one source of a time-waster, you will be able to squeeze in more time for your trade executions.

6. Don’t get caught up with the money

An important thing to note is to not focus on how much you are earning and how long it will take before you can quit your day job for good. Focusing on the monetary side of things will only throw you off track and tempt you into unhealthy trading habits. It can also demotivate you as you realize how far away you are from achieving your goals.

Instead, take baby steps and focus on what you can improve in the present. Create a checklist of the immediate tasks you have and avoid snowballing your to-do lists. Start taking measures and see your improvements grow with time.

The bottom line is to just be patient with yourself and put in as much effort as you need for long-term success. Choose a style that suits your trading needs and avoid getting caught up with your monetary improvements.

Give yourself time and allow room for failure. In time to come, your trading abilities will improve and you will soon be able to reap your rewards. More so, if you want to learn what is the easiest way to start trading CFD’s with Plus500 check out business24-7.ae for more information.

Previously Mocked Preppers Now King

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Previously Mocked Preppers Now King

Prudent preppers who spent months preparing for something like the current global pandemic constantly received the ire of the mainstream media, furiously mocked by people who did not and refused to prepare. Where are these people now? Rummaging around empty supermarket aisles with looks of bewilderment on their faces.

Let us make very clear, the people Hamsterkäufe panic buying right now at the last moment are NOT preppers. They are sheeple.

Preppers have the necessary materials and resources to survive, and they also have the right skills to use in an emergency situation. They have been stocking up and training for years and many months.

Before any news filtered through to the West of the Wuhan coronavirus epidemic, we knew something was up in the ether, we wrote a satirical story about global domination needing a global catalyst on January 17th. Western media and news agencies were only alerted to the dangerous global catalyst on the 21st January. Our premonition of something large about to happen was bang on the mark.

The Daily Squib staff have been prepping since January when little bits of news were leaking out of Wuhan, however the epidemic had already been running since November, but the Chinese tried to keep it a secret. We successfully predicted the upcoming global pandemic at the time as well before any other news source even mentioned the word.

Food resources, water purification, weapons, utilities, all stored and collected meticulously over months in preparation.

To see the people queuing at supermarkets now as they fight over meagre items from near empty shelves is a sorry reminder, that if you hadn’t prepared months ago it is already too late.

For the current pandemic, the warning signs were blinking at the end of December and a few days into January when the first reports started filtering through from Wuhan, China. Immediately, you should have got into gear and started sourcing the right stuff, as many prudent people did at the time.

Governments move slowly, and this is why you as a responsible individual should never listen or believe much of what the talking heads say. The advice has been to avoid masks, for the general public, despite the fact that all medical staff wear them to stay alive.

The government spokesmen are telling the public that there is one rule for them and another for the medical staff who know better. Full face masks do save lives, yet we are being told not to wear them, it does not make logical sense if the interests of these people was to save lives, but their advice is contrary to that, and one can only come to the conclusion that it is NOT in their interests to save lives, but to limit economic damage only.

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