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General George S. Patton: “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.”

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Why the quote from George S. Patton, one of the most outspoken, and underrated generals in U.S. military history?

Well, it would kind of explain how Donald J. Trump views things, as he was allegedly quoted as calling fallen soldiers in combat as ‘losers’. The cold hard fact is, however brave those men were in fighting for their country and comrades in arms, they did lose something, namely their lives. Therefore, in some form of linguistic terminology, they were losers, but not in the living type of loser, but in the dead type. Wars are thus won by not dying for your country but by making the opposing soldier die for their country.

What about defining those who fought and died for their country as ‘suckers’? Sure, this could be applied to conflicts that have little meaning, for example the Iraq war under George W. Bush, many troops did not know why they were there in the first place, and many who died in that war lost their lives for absolutely nothing apart from the egos of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

In any major conflict, the jingoistic patriotic machine whirs into action, and many people who do not know how things work are naturally caught up in all the nonsense, and sign on the dotted line. Of course, there was a time when most countries had conscription and mandatory national service, like during the Vietnam era. To this day, veterans are suffering after being drafted into that useless conflict, and in some ways it defines what America is today — scared of being suckered into another useless war.

Who would enlist to go and fight in Afghanistan and why? That is the question many troops ask themselves when both their legs are blown off by an IED, in that dusty treacherous landscape, fighting shadows, and for what? Do the Americans actually think they will ever convert the Afghans to obey America? The many other countries that tried to conquer that particular land quickly exited because they realised it was pointless, however the Americans still have to realise that reality. Donald Trump knows it is useless, but troops are still in Afghanistan today because at the end of the day it’s military spending, and keeps people in jobs, and manufacturing. As for the poor kids who go there, they are promised college funding, as long as they put their lives on the line for a few years for Uncle Sam.

There is some truth in Donald J. Trump’s business addled mind, where he cannot for one second think that someone would go and give their life away so that others can survive. What most people call heroes, in Trump’s mind, they’re suckers who died needlessly, and did not even profit from their action. In Trump’s mind there is no cause for someone to do something if they do not get millions of dollars for their time and effort. With that in mind, 99% of the population are losers, because they are not achieving great success and riches with the use of their time. As for the Buddhist monk who sits in a monastery atop a mountain with nothing but a robe and a bunch of beads chanting all day, that shit is totally lost on Trump, in his mind, the monks are wasting their time, and might as well take a headlong leap off the fucking mountain.

The logic of Donald J. Trump is in extremes — Black/White, Win/Lose, Live/Die. There is no in-between, there is no grey area, only a cross or a tick, that’s it.

You see, there is some method in the madness, there is some truth in what Trump says, and it may be construed as dishonouring those who died in all the wars, but with Trump’s logic, they were losers, they lost their lives — ordered over the trenches by callous lieutenants, and cowardly generals five miles behind the front lines. In war, the cowards win, because they preserve their lives and send the young over the top to die. The same thing applies in the business world, the frontline take the heat, they get fired, even though the orders came from the top.

In Trump’s world, the rich win, the rest are all fucking losers, because he only defines winning by how much material stuff you accrue over a lifetime, and how many business deals you win. He is right though, that is the system created, especially in America, and he is only playing the system that exists. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Trump is a Great White Shark, it rolls its big black eyes as it bites down on its prey, and it has no feelings about whether it’s doing good or bad, it just wants to eat, and this is what Trump just wants to do, over and over again — to win! He will do everything he can to win, and keep on winning, because losing is not in Trump’s vocabulary or his mindset, and it never will be, even if they tell him he lost the November election, Trump will still win — just wait and see.

9/9/2020 – UPDATE

Does Trump read the DS? The above article was written on 4/9/2020 and gives some analysis on the Iraq and Afghan war. On the 9th of September the president seemed to react to what we wrote, and is acting upon the article by taking further troops out of Iraq and now Afghanistan — blaming generals and Pentagon top brass for sending U.S. forces to war to make defense companies happy. 

Planning on Giving Forex Trading A Go? Here Is Some Advice to Keep in Mind Before You Begin

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If you’ve looked into forex trading for a while and decided it may be a good investment opportunity, you are probably wondering where to start. The best way to determine if forex trading is suited for you is by learning as much as you can about the market before opening an account with a broker.

Forex is short for ‘foreign exchange’ and is the process of trading one currency for another in the form of currency pairs. The foreign exchange market is the largest financial market in the world, meaning there is a lot of money at stake.

What makes the forex market unique is the fact that there is no central marketplace to govern it. To keep things from getting out of control, there are, however, regulatory bodies that operate in certain jurisdictions and ensure no fraudulent activity jeopardizes the financial security of brokers and traders.

There is much to be said about the forex market, but if you are considering becoming a trader, you probably know these things by now, so we are not going to reiterate them. What we are here to do, however, is provide you with a series of tips to help you get your feet wet and learn how to start trading currencies. So, without further ado, here’s what to keep in mind before opening your first trader account.

 

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Choose your broker wisely

Choosing the right broker is paramount for a safe journey into the forex market. Set aside plenty of time to review brokers and only select the one that suits your needs best.

Look for a broker that is trustworthy and, most importantly, regulated by at least one of the main regulatory bodies in the world. You should be able to check if they are licensed on their website, as the majority of brokers make this information very visible.

To check if the broker complements your trading style, open up a demo account and play around for a while. This way, with nothing to lose at stake, you will be more keen to try things out and make a decision.

Develop a trading strategy

Don’t rush in to place your first trade the moment you find a reliable broker. Take some time, play around with the demo account, and try to develop a trading strategy. There are many popular strategies you can choose, which you can then tailor to suit your trading style, but there is no way to know for sure which one fits best without experimenting.

To develop a strategy, you need to first set up a goal, and then try out multiple options and decide on the one that has the highest potential of helping you reach that goal. Draw out your plan of action, test out strategies, and, most importantly, factor in your trading style before making any decision.

Don’t bite off more than you can chew

The forex market is a very complex environment, which makes it a little overwhelming at first. Start small and work your way up as you gain more experience, because if you dive in too deep from the start, your finances may suffer a lot.

Just as any new skill that you learn, trading takes time to master. Start with the basics, learn the jargon, find out what every button on the platform app does and begin with small investments. Use your demo account as much as you can and move to a real account when you feel ready. Remember that learning how to be a forex trader is not a race. The only person you are competing against is yourself.

Learn to control your emotions

We are only humans, it’s true, but if there is one piece of advice any experienced trader will give you, that is to learn how to get emotions and feelings out of the way when trading. Stress can cloud your judgment and leave you prone to mistakes, especially when there are high sums at stake, so don’t let it get the best of you.

To become a successful trader, you need to make rational decisions based on facts, but that’s often easier said than done. If you know you risk making impulsive decisions, make it a rule not to trade when you are angry or too emotional. Take a step back, reassess your situation, and return with a fresh perspective once you have cooled down.

Analyse, analyse, analyse

Forex is not a gamble, or it shouldn’t be for anyone who calls themselves an experienced trader. Trading forex is about analysing every piece of information that may influence the market and learning how to act based on your findings.

Don’t just analyse trades and trading patterns, bur also what influenced you to make those decisions. Take a good look at trading indicators and learn how to spot the best moments to enter or exit a position. If you’ve read discussions and are wondering how reliable trading indicators are, you will be pleased to hear they can be a very powerful tool when used correctly, despite the surrounding controversy.

Set realistic goals

We’d all like to get rich overnight, but forex trading is not for those hoping to grow their wealth in a week. No matter how many tips and tutorials you read, there is no secret to ensure constant success. The only way to make fewer mistakes and get accurate with your predictions as many times as possible is by setting realistic goals that can be tracked to monitor your journey.

Not every decision you make is going to be profitable, and you will have to accept that if you want a career in trading. Break your main goal into small, realistic milestones, so that you can analyse your evolution constantly and make improvements when needed.

Never stop learning

The forex market is a very dynamic environment that never stops evolving, so there will be new challenges thrown your way every day. The best way to overcome these challenges is to educate yourself about the market constantly.

Keep reading, join communities for traders, share some of your experiences with others, and take every challenge as a lesson that needs to be learned.

Thousands Cancelling Netflix Subscriptions After Meghan and Harry Woke Deal

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It’s time to cancel Netflix. It was bad enough with the Obamas vomit inducing programs, but now viewers are having Harry and Meghan foisted on them, as they deal out their putrid woke agenda and get paid vast sums of money generated by user subscriptions. For many, this last outrage was a step too far.

One incandescent former subscriber described their “disgust” about the Meghan and Harry deal: “I did not pay my Netflix subscription to fund Harry and Meghan’s woke lecturing series or their freeloading lifestyle. As soon as I heard about it, I cancelled, and will simply watch some of their films from time to time on a free streaming service. Fuck Netflix!”

Netflix has been suffering in the stock market for a while, but with the mass exodus of subscribers, the stock price will no doubt fall further.

“It seems all this bluster about leaving the UK for a quiet life away from the limelight was a pack of lies. These money grabbing vultures left Britain so they can fool Americans to part with their cash and preach their hypocritical wet nonsense. It’s also no coincidence that Susan Rice, an associate of the Obamas is on the board of directors for the company and got them this lucrative gig. Cancelled my subscription!” another angry former Netflix subscriber lamented.

It seems this Cancel Culture thing works both ways, this time the term relates to Netflix subscriptions which have all been shredded by now, and left in the dirt where they belong.

 

Meghan is Imitating Diana After Years of Study

Meghan Markle is acting in the biggest and most lucrative acting role ever — that of imitating Princess Diana.

Psychologist Miriam Levy, has analysed Markle’s actions and dressing tactics to evaluate how the actress has taken on the role of the former Princess Diana.

“Markle is a self-confessed Diana-phile and has even taken on the benevolent role of the former princess by imitating her mannerisms and dressing style to a tee. She knows this is key to keeping the inner child persona of Prince Harry happy, and safe. Psychopaths and narcissists know that they must adhere to a certain image for their mark, and as Markle has no true feelings for Harry, she is using his desire to get his mother back, by imitating his mother.

“Narcissists and schizoid personalities like Meghan Markle do not feel like normal humans, they can only imitate, and this is why Markle meticulously studied Princess Diana as a teenager onwards. She has read every book, analysed every piece of footage to act like and become her vision of Princess Diana. At the end of this, Markle’s Diana-persona is flawed because it does not come from true feelings or emotions, unlike Diana who was a real person with real emotions.

“This is why Meghan Markle, who does not have real human emotions can easily erase people from her life once they have fulfilled their role. When meeting a person for the first time, Markle immediately sees the person’s weaknesses and evaluates what use that person can be for them in social climbing circles. If they have no value for her, she immediately moves on to someone who does. She will use her mark up completely until they have nothing left to give, then move on to her next mark.

“With the unfortunate Harry, who is truly a broken person, Markle fills in the gaps of his broken personality, imitating his mother, and it is this fear of losing his ‘mother’ for a second time that is keeping him imprisoned under this controlling woman’s claws. One thing controlling narcissistic personalities do to their marks is remove them from their own families and environments, because this way they have more control over their prey. This is what Markle has done to Harry, and she is even using her Diana-personality to make the Royal Family the enemy, as was the case later on with Diana before she died tragically in a tunnel in Paris. Cults also utilise the same technique on their followers, to remove them from their families, and long term friends as a better way to control these poor people.

“My evaluation is dire for Harry, because he is completely under the spell of this charlatan woman who has conspired meticulously to use him, and his royal title, and his money to increase her own narcissistic self to higher levels. Markle has also recently tied the prince into a vast property in America, which he has been forced to payroll with his trust fund money, adding to the shackles of this false marriage, where he is not only trapped emotionally, but monetarily, standing to lose everything to Markle once she pulls the trigger. The reason Markle chose California specifically is because the divorce laws are heavily in favour of women, and many men in marriages lose over 90% of their wealth in divorce settlements. There may come a time when Harry realises what is happening, he probably sub-consciously knows what Markle is doing to him, and feels an internal resentment. He will be a lost soul for decades unless he somehow extricates himself from this manipulating unfeeling schizoid actress, who will of course dump him faster than a brick, when he wakes up to her tricks.”

It’s Okay, Democrats Told to Relax, Billionaire Financier Will Ensure Biden Win

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There’s been real fear in the eyes and faces of Democrats in recent weeks when the Teflon Don’s polling seems to be catching up to Creepy Joe Biden’s figures.

Everything will be okay for the Dems during the election count though because arch Trump rival billionaire, Michael Bloomberg is financing a company called Hawkfish to skew the results if need be to favour Biden.

Hawkfish has a contract with American Bridge, a well-funded PAC that will use the company’s data to direct propaganda messages to Trump voters in the pivotal states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

Hawkfish is also announcing a previously undisclosed deal with another Super Pac, Unite the Country, run by former Biden aide Mark Doyle, who said that Hawkfish had “profound reach and a tremendous digital infrastructure.” Among Unite the Country’s big donors are LinkedIn founder Reid Hoffman and Richard Blum, the investment banker married to Senator Dianne Feinstein.

Mail-in voter fraud will be the tool of choice to change votes in the last minute.

“Each person can send in five votes for Biden, or you can even go for ten if you really want. Put your dead parrot that died in 1984’s name on the voting slip if you want, maybe your dog, your cat and deceased grandma who died ten years ago. Remember folks, Joe Biden needs these votes. If every person sends in multiple votes, it all makes a difference, and no one will be any wiser. You think they check votes? It’s as easy as pie!” one Democrat allegedly revealed.

This is the secret Democrat technique that could very well seal a victory for Joe Biden, and Hawkfish CEO Josh Mendelsohn will ensure his company will be working 24/7 and commit every trick in the book to ensure a Democrat win in November.

Ballot Harvesting is another technique that will also be utilised by the Democrats to ensure a win. This technique is allowed in 26 states and is a practice in which a voter fills out an absentee ballot, seals it in an envelope and does all the required security checks, like signing the back of the envelope so election experts can verify who voted. Then they entrust it to another person, who drops off the ballot at a mail centre or ballot drop-off location.

In California and Pennsylvania, where ballot harvesting is rife, the potential for fraud is immense. It is easy for a paid ballot harvester to simply not deliver votes if they know someone is a Republican or Trump supporter. Trump supporters have a high profile, and are listed by address and name, therefore, the ballot harvester simply dumps those votes in a bin, and no one’s the wiser.

In California, campaigns can legally go door-to-door as often as they want and offer to collect the filled-out ballots and drop them off to election officials. This is why the state of California will always be Democrat, because they have the electoral system completely stitched up, and it’s legally viable within their state to conduct underhand techniques to deny the Republicans their voting voice.

On election night, it may seem that Trump and the Republicans are ahead, but when the fraudulently Mail-in and Ballot Harvested submitted Democrat votes are counted, this could very well skew the few teetering states like Florida, and Pennsylvania in favour of the Democrats giving them an overall majority.

It is no secret the Democrats will do anything to get Trump out of office, as we have witnessed countless times since 2016. It is no surprise that voter fraud will be totally acceptable to ensure a Democrat win, and once done and dusted, no one will be able to prove otherwise.

Big Changes for Gaming in 2021

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We’re heading towards the holiday period which means we’ll soon be seeing the release of the next generation consoles released by both Microsoft and Sony – in fact Microsoft have already announced the release date and pricing for their console as November 10th has been marked for both the Series X and Series S with the price points being at $499 and $299 respectively.

Whilst fans will still be eagerly awaiting an update from Sony, with Microsoft setting a bit of a deadline it’s expected the Playstation will launch at a similar pricing point, and at a similar time.

There’s some similar great news coming for PC gamers too as Nvidia will also be releasing their 3000 Series graphics cards in just a few weeks – there had been a little controversy around the 2000 Series as the pricing had been set so high, but with the 3080Ti releasing at a $699 price point there are many suggesting that these cards could help challenge the next generation console releases. These are still enthusiast parts however, so they may only be of interest to a particular niche in the gaming market. There is some other news that there may be some big release on the way for AMD too to continue pushing PC gaming into the mainstream market.

This comes at a time when gaming as a whole is really performing well – the pandemic has led to changing habits with gaming as a new hobby being one of them, most players are largely turning to their mobile device as a number of genres are garnering a lot of popularity – there have been changes impacting some such as ruling and regulation to prevent play largely in online gambling, but despite this many operators have found ways to remain competitive here at casinos not on gamstop to continue attracting players despite initiatives such as Gamstop and other changes such
as the recent credit card ban to betting.

This has 2021 poised to be a very exciting year for gaming – new consoles that perform worlds apart from their previous generation, new PC hardware that is going to push what’s possible as ray-tracing and other modern features become more common too. Whilst there are of course the expected titles ahead that have already been announced, it will be interesting to see what else may be coming in the next six to eight months or so.

If you’re new to gaming or have only primarily been playing on your mobile device, fall 2020 as a whole may offer a whole host of opportunities to change platform and try something new – whilst some of the prices above may seem a little steep, keep in mind that they tend to last for a decade or so before being replaced when you look at previous consoles being released around 2012/2013 and many modern PC’s lasting for a long time before needing to be upgraded or changed, so if you are thinking about making the switch now is the perfect time with all new pieces that will stand the test of time for quite a while.

Police Dilemma: How Do You Arrest Black Criminals Who Resist Arrest Without Causing Riots?

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The fact is, the majority of crimes committed in America are done by African Americans, and when police try to arrest black criminals they have come up against a wall of derision and blame.

“These people commit crimes and resist arrest but when you try to take them down, you’re the bad guy suddenly. It’s a hard pill to swallow, but being a police officer in America is now an almost impossible job. African Americans want to be immune from arrest, even though they’re the ones committing the crimes,” one distraught ex-policeman revealed.

What is the solution to this problem? The Democrats now want to defund all police forces, simply because black criminals who rampage across the nation are the ones getting caught and resisting arrest.

Robotics scientist, Professor Harlow Jerome, has revealed a possible solution to the problem.

“It is an unfortunate fact that African Americans are the ones committing the majority of crimes in the United States, yet they do not want to be arrested, especially by white policemen. It is now deemed racist to arrest a black man by a policeman who is not black. How about taking skin colour out of the equation completely? Police forces need to develop robots that go into situations where black criminals are and must consider the use of tranquillizer darts to bring down these people for arrest. Much like bringing down large game in the Savannah, the process will be painless and remove any chance of wrongful death of the subject.”

Police forces could also effectively employ tranquillizer dart marksmen whenever there is an incident with a black criminal who resists arrest. Instead of an extended struggle and possible gun play where the black criminal is shot, there could be marksmen sent to locations with all responding officers. The marksmen would be patched through the radio systems of officers out of sight. They simply need to inform the officers they are about to tranquillize the subject, and then boom.

Alternatively, robots could be deployed to tranquillize the subjects, thus resolving the problem easily and painlessly. Either AI trained robots that would deploy the tranquillizer with pinpoint accuracy after given the go-ahead or robots controlled by an operator ex situ.

Other options could be the use of drone technology to deploy tranquillizer darts on the African American criminals resisting arrest. These are relatively cheap to develop and deploy and would solve the problem of perceived racism.

The dosage deployed in the darts would have to compensate for bodyweight of the subject, as well as possible drug usage. The use of effective serums could incapacitate criminals quickly and safely, much like taking out a wild animal.

The extreme side of the option is to mask every police officer with a full head covering masking their race completely. Therefore, when arresting a black criminal who refuses arrest, the officer’s skin colour would not be a problem, or could be used to incite riots by those looking to create racial events.

In essence, the key to removing the problem of race during arrest, is to remove the element of colour from the arresting officers. This can be done by utilising multiple techniques, robotics, drones, masks, or having only squads of black policemen especially assigned only to deal with black criminals.

The best and most efficient method is to tranquillize the criminals, for their own safety and the safety of officers or innocent victims. This way, no one gets hurt, and any arrest is over quickly and painlessly.

Americans Queue in Their BMWs, Mercedes and $35,000 SUVs to Get Free Food

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What’s wrong with this picture? Mile long queues of expensive cars all with their engines on idle waiting for free food from foodbanks. If these people really needed food, they would sell their fucking cars, but no, this is America, a land so off the charts that it boggles the mind.

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OAKLAND (KPIX 5) – The pandemic has pushed food insecurity to levels not see in decades and people are relying on food banks more than ever here in the Bay Area.

Three times a week, hundreds of cars line up as thousands of pounds of food are all given away at the Alameda County Food Bank.

“We’ve never seen anything like this in 35 years in business. Each one of these distribution is serving well over a thousand cars!” said the food bank’s Director Community Engagement Mike Altfest.

It is one of four locations across Alameda County where folks are receiving much needed basic food for free. They are people who may have lost their jobs when their businesses were forced to shut down due to pandemic concerns.

“They start lining up as early as seven in the morning and this will run for six straight hours” said Altfest.

Hundreds of cars slowly snake their way through the parking lot across from the Acura dealership on Interstate 880. Folks from all walks of life driving everything from Toyota’s, BMW’s, to Mercedes, all coming to get food. Folks are grateful for the charity. SOURCE

All of these freeloaders should be refused entry, because they clearly do not need the food. What about the thousands of homeless people across America who find their food in trash cans? They do not own homes, or $45,000 BMWs, yet they are not seen anywhere near some foodbank handing out goodies.

What kind of moronic institution is funding these foodbanks? There is absolutely no logic in their despicable enterprise.

Yawn – Channel 4 Resorts to Erect Penises For Ratings

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Oh wow, let’s have the lowest common denominator – a bunch of erect penises on TV, thanks to the uncreative ventures of Channel 4.

Sinking lower every day, this is an obvious sign of desperation by a TV channel that is floundering in the detritus of uncreativity.

It’s not as if an erect penis is something that billions of people across the earth have not seen by simply switching the internet on?

You get this shit in your emails selling viagra, selling bigger penis pills, and in all the multiple porn sites awash over the internet poking this, poking that, embedded in some actress screaming out fake yelps of pleasure for the audiences, whilst some meathead pumps away like a machine.

From the exorbitant headlines, one would think Channel 4 had landed their first TV executive on the moon, but no, they broadcast their first erection. Fucking yippy doo dah day!

Hopefully Channel 4 will one day be erased from the airwaves, because it does not produce anything of value any more. It used to be a vanguard in the early days of broadcasting in the early 90s but not any more.

Someone, please deflate this Channel 4 semi, because it is not fit for purpose any more.

 

Why Are Former Life-Long Democrats Switching to Trump in Their Thousands?

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According to the most recent polls, huge amounts of former life-long Democrats are leaving the party to instead vote for Trump. Why the exodus? It’s simple, these decent American citizens are fed up with the violence, the riots and looting created and endorsed by the Democrat Party which has ditched its moderate liberal inclusive tolerant stance for a radical communist censorious anti-free speech Cancel Culture Marxist doctrine of inhibitive authoritarian extremism.

As the cities burn, and the extremist communist mobs block the roads, burning down businesses and shooting innocent people for no reason at all apart from them being white, there is a sense that the Democrat Party headed by the clueless Joe Biden and its extreme Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters BLM, ANTIFA, The Squad communist agenda is getting out of hand.

No one is safe in today’s America, and this applies especially if you live in a Democrat run city where BLM ANTIFA are given carte blanche to do as they please without any repercussions.

It is thus not a surprise that many former Democrats are turning to the Republican Party in this time of sclerotic Democrat assisted anarchy. The Republican Party represents law and order coupled with a modicum of peacefulness and prosperity. The Democrat Party is one of disorder, chaos, arson, racial violence, poverty and upheaval.

Democrats Fuelling the Fires of Anti-White Racism

There is no doubt that racism does exist in most cultures, but the way to tackle racism is to go to the root of the problem, through education and knowledge — not through indiscriminate rioting, looting and violence.

Racism is simply a form of ignorance, and many racists have never even spoken to a person from a different culture or race. If these racists were to ever meet any other person from another culture and get to know them, they would find that they are regular people just as much as they are themselves.

What the Democrats are doing with BLM and ANTIFA is also a form of racism, and should be condemned not applauded as it is wrongly labelled as a fight for ‘equality’.

Ignorance is the real enemy, as well as generalisation. Not all people are bad from a certain nation or race just because one of their kind has committed a crime. There are decent and flawed humans in any nation or racial type.

The Democrats have sought to capitalise on America’s racial disparity with riots, and looting, but they have chosen the wrong path, which only comes back to them, and has backfired, losing voters to the other side.

Humanity must combat racism through education from youth, and people must not judge other races until they actually gain some knowledge about other cultures.

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