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Domestic Terrorist Group Swarms Trump Supporter in Cowardly Attack

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Domestic terrorist group ANTIFA are now utilising cowardly swarm attack techniques to violently attack Trump supporters and American Patriots.

Trained in communist camps in mainland China, ANTIFA, are a Marxist Communist domestic terrorist group who structure their organisation much like Islamist terrorist cells operating in the West.

Swarm techniques are a cowardly form of attack where lone victims are singled out, then suddenly mobbed by over twenty or more attackers beating and kicking the victim until they are seriously injured. The mob then moves on to the next lone victim.

The Democrat Party wholly supports ANTIFA, and BLM who are avowed Marxists intent on creating a Communist Insurrection on U.S. soil overthrowing the government and installing a Soviet communist system in its place.

Kamala Harris, who is Biden’s pick for Vice President, is planning to increase the power of ANTIFA and BLM if the American people are stupid enough to vote Democrat in the election.

“Harris fully supports the rioting and looting by these domestic terrorist groups, and is willing to put a pillow over the demented head of Joe Biden, metaphorically speaking, so she and her Marxist friends can gain power once the White House is compromised. This is the plan, because no one in their right mind would vote for a Marxist agitator like Harris for president in an election, they’re planning to install her through the back door,” an ANTIFA informant revealed on Sunday.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Hunter Biden Supports His Dad at Iowa Rally

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“I am so happy to be here. My pops called me the cleverlesst [sic] guy he ever knew, and I agree I am really smart. I just smoked a few rocks before I got on stage here so please excuse me if my facial expressions are getting all crazy (one of Hunter’s rotten teeth falls out). I am so proud of you dad, the Big Guy, the Big Kahuna! You’re the best, even though you made me give you 20% of all the dirty money I received from those corrupt Chinese and Ukrainian companies!”

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

The crowd of 16 Democrats in the crowd first looked around in a bemused manner before a Biden official beckoned them to clap.

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Sniffing wildly and chomping his ruined teeth, Hunter Biden had a big smile on his rotten face as he clapped insanely, his eyes wildly moving around in their sockets.

“Pop, I did this all for you! We did nothing wrong by taking those backhander payments, and I know when you’re president, China will not have a hold on you because of that compromised info on my laptop, or that other stuff…ahem! Folks, China is our friend, they want to help us, there is nothing to fear. You know, like when you put your arm in a tiger cage and say there is nothing to fear before it rips your arm off from the shoulder.”

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At that moment Hunter Biden starts to cough uncontrollably, and the 16 Democrats in the crowd look kind of concerned.

Turning his back to the crowd, Hunter takes out something from his pocket, some kind of tube. He then extracts a large white rock of something and puts it in the pipe, lighting it and inhaling with gusto.

“I’m okay now, dzzzzzibble, ramadamadingdong! Everything is gonna be all right, pops is gonna be prez, and I’m gonna get a big rock of crack in the White House, I’m gonna move in with pops, and we’re gonna party. The hookers and underage jailbait are coming too, fo shure!!!!! Footjobs, blowjobs, handjobs, crackjobs, all kinds of jobs! Pops is gonna be prez because China fixed it for us, nothing Trump can do now! It’s fixed! Ballot harvesting and all that! Yeehaw!”

At that moment Hunter salutes the crowd of 16 Democrats and falls flat on his face with a big thump.

Immediately after that episode, some burly Secret Service guys come along and take Hunter back to his holding pen where he will be kept for the rest of his sorry life. If there was any justice in America both father and son would be in prison, but we all know how justice works in the land of the corrupt.

CNN Don Lemon: “Squeeze Me I’m a Yella Coward!”

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Don Lemon exemplifies everything about what the U.S. media has metamorphosized into over the years. This flappy insipid urine stain is the poster child of a generation who are not interested in informative news reports but puerile name-calling and vindictive cowardly supposed progressive virtue signalling opinions garnered from the pansy ghetto of disinformation and biased reportage. These vile pantheons of mediocrity and banality are all always right of course, because they said so…silly!

“Everything I say is correct so listen to me my darlings,” Lemon pleads for his adoring automaton audience to spark up.

“My husband and I are so angry right now, we don’t know why we hate Trump so much, but we’re asking you all to vote for Biden instead because we said so. Ooh, did you see Hunter’s custard launcher? It was huge and so adorable! You know from that laptop that no one is allowed to talk about or report.”

Don Lemon then squeezes his head and a little gay rainbow juice comes out the top.

“Ima gon save dat for my husband later!”

When Don Lemon finishes his biased report, he sashays down the CNN corridor and rushes to get to the toilets.

“It gets looser as we get older from overuse. AAAaargh! My sphincter is practically non-existent. Dayum, I don’t think I’m gonna make it! I might have to drop a lemon or four in the corridor!”

That’s when Lemon squirts out some nasty poopers all over the CNN corridor, they just pop out with a whooshing sound.

Things sure have changed since the days when CNN used to be a real news station.

Largest Contact Tracing Scientific Study: Children in Schools are ‘Superspreaders’

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According to some media reports, the Boris Johnson administration are planning to shut everything down apart from essential shops and schools in a foolhardy last ditch effort to halt the Covid-19 infection rate. They are however not factoring the main conduit for the spread of Covid-19 — Children and young people are the main superspreaders of the virus.

The Daily Squib warned in June that if the government re-opened schools there would be a huge increase in infections rates as children are essentially superspreaders of the Chinese Virus. We have continually warned of the danger of re-opening schools, and universities, and have included key scientific evidence that young people can carry the virus for weeks without showing any symptoms. Thus, when schools re-opened in September, the Covid-19 infection rate shot up and in October, the R0 level is increasing daily.

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Children are key coronavirus superspreaders, the world’s largest contact tracing study has discovered.

Epidemiology and transmission dynamics of COVID-19 in two Indian states

Kids and young people are key in spreading the virus, the conclusive study revealed after studying more than 500,000 people exposed to Covid-19 in the south-east Indian states of Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh.

Lead researcher Ramanan Laxminarayan, of Princeton Environmental Institute, said: “Kids are very efficient transmitters in this setting, which is something that hasn’t been firmly established in previous studies.

“We found that reported cases and deaths have been more concentrated in younger cohorts than we expected based on observations in higher-income countries.”

Researchers studied 575,071 people who were exposed to 84,965 confirmed Covid-19 cases.

The study shed light on “superspreading”, Laxminarayan said, with 8% of people responsible for 60% of new infections.

“Our study presents the largest empirical demonstration of superspreading that we are aware of in any infectious disease.

“Superspreading events are the rule rather than the exception when one is looking at the spread of Covid-19, both in India and likely in all affected places,” Laxminarayan concluded.

What we found in our study is that children were actually quite important,” says Laxminarayan.

“They were likely to get infected, particularly by young adults of the ages of 20 to 40. They were likely to transmit the disease amongst themselves.”

Worst of all, the proportion of children who are infected but don’t show any symptoms, he says, is higher than adults. So they may not even be recognized as potential carriers.

“[Many] kids are silent spreaders in the sense that they don’t manifest the disease with symptoms,” Laxminarayan says. “They happen to get infected as much as anyone else, and then they happen to spread it to other people.”

This is why the Daily Squib’s article was prescient and accurate in its assumption that Children and young people are the perfect conduit for the spread of Covid-19.

With many Western governments ignoring this valid information, it may be presumed that these governments want the Chinese virus to spread within their populations. By keeping schools open, the population of each area will eventually be whittled down, and this is the ultimate plan by certain policymakers.

Time Running Out to Save America From Far-Left Communists

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What happens in America always feeds through to the rest of the world, and this is why U.S. elections are so crucial. America now has two choices, that of communism, high taxes, big state, increased censorship, corruption, authoritarianism and poverty or that of democracy, low taxes, freedom, less censorship and wealth.

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Kamala Harris Communist Takeover

In the last decade the formerly liberal Democrat party has moved so far left it now resembles something staunchly Soviet. Much of America’s youth have been indoctrinated in educational establishments with pure forms of Marxism for the past decades, and many are so far indoctrinated with communist ideology that there is no turning these automatons into aficionados of democracy.

Communist Marxist ideology also seems to have infected many American corporate entities, who are invoking their Woke Marxism upon millions of people daily with their ad campaigns. It is strange that Marxism has somehow become a battle cry for some brands, who prefer to outrage their former customers with even more Woke Cultural Marxism than ever before. Do the board members of these conglomerates not realise that they are alienating vast swathes of their customers by embracing and expressing their love of communist soviet ideology?

“The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.” ― Anonymous

Suffice to say, much of the media in America is staunchly leftist, but they are moving even more left than usual, and utilise their great power within the industry to promote their soviet agenda ad infinitum.

 

Naturally, if one peeks behind the curtain of the communist threat of the Democrat Party, one will invariably discover China. This communist nation has basically sunk its sickle claws into the carrion meat of America, it smells blood in the air, and its immense cash reserves can easily be used to acquire Hollywood, newspapers, Silicon Valley, TV stations, and university faculties, as well as politicians (Joe Biden etc..).

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Kamala Harris BLM Marxist revolutionary

Amongst the American flag burning, statue toppling, contingent of communist agitators all financed by corrupt financiers, and Chinese Communist Party agents, rampaging in the streets of America, there is a feeling of triumph as their Democrat Party candidate, Joe Biden is paraded from one empty election rally to another. Biden has to be the most protected candidate in a skewed corrupt election campaign ever witnessed. This guy could slit someone’s throat in full view of America’s mainstream media, and no one would bat an eyelid, they would pat him on the back and look the other way. This is akin to that scene in the film American Psycho, where Patrick Bateman keeps confessing his crimes, and the protective powers that be just pat him on the back and tell him to get on with it. At that level of operation, protection of the corrupt is an imperative machination of the system in place.

Will the silent majority of Americans come to the rescue of their country, their nation, and patriotically vote for the correct candidate on November 3rd? This will be a vote for America over China, for democracy over communism, and for American patriotism over flag burning looting Marxist revolutionary wannabees.

The silent majority, wherefore art thou? Waiting in the wings somewhere to strike a decisive blow against those who wish to destroy America from the inside and sell it out to America’s enemies, we can only believe that you will save the day.

What happens in America happens elsewhere eventually, and communism throughout history has already murdered over 170 million people. If Biden and the Democrat Party wins the election, then we shall see the triumph of communism across the globe, as China will be given the go ahead to affectionately dismantle democracy and our freedoms even more than it has done already.

The election on November 3 will be for Trump, Freedom, Wealth, Law/Order, Democracy and America versus Biden, Totalitarianism, Poverty, Chaos/Riots, Communism, and China.

 

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Ho Chi Minh and Jack Dorsey

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After the eventful senate hearing with Big Tech CEOs answering questions, one guy stood out from the rest of the crowd — Jack Dorsey, the Twitter CEO/Founder.

“I was watching a timid Jack Dorsey getting a new asshole torn by Senator Ted Cruz during the hearing, when it fucking hit me right between the eyes! Ho Chi Minh! That frickin’ beard that Dorsey was cultivating held the wisdom of the Vietcong guerillas hiding in humid wet jungles and the communist ideology of their esteemed leader Ho Chi Minh,” one internet viewer commented.

 

In fact, many Vietnam vets have been experiencing PTSD after viewing Jack Dorsey on television.

“I was chilling on the sofa, and this guy came on the screen. Holy Jesus! Ho Chi Minh, the scourge of U.S. GIs everywhere. I immediately started to get flashbacks, back in the jungle, the Hueys all around, watching for trip wires as I walked point. My pal Johnny, he got lit up bad that fateful day in khe Sanh, they had to pick pieces up of him and place them in the body bag like a goddamn jigsaw puzzle. I was sweating bad, and this Dorsey dude was talking and all I saw was Ho Chi Minh! All I heard was the chopping air of the Hueys coming in to pick us up take us back to our hooch. All I smelled was the napalm in the air, you know smells like victory, but it was not victory, it was defeat, we lost!” a veteran GI who did 4 tours in Vietnam revealed after the Big Tech Senate Hearing.

Twitter and Uncle Jack is what Vietnam was to Uncle Ho.

Comrades and Commissars – Juche – How to Live Well the North Korean Way

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Dear Comrades, this is a brief review of the wonderful book that will form your re-education into JUCHE – How to Live Well the North Korean Way.

Living the way of Juche does not necessarily mean you will have to live your pitiful North Korean life eating boiled shoe soles, or the bark off trees, or boiled grass, it means much, much more.

Juche means ‘self-reliance’ and is pronounced ‘joo-chay’. As in some socialist nations like Venezuela, we can see Juche is utilised to great effect, where used toilet paper is supplied, and lucky socialist citizens pick their fresh lunch and dinner from rubbish dumps.

Living well the North Korean way should not be the preserve of Politburo members who get to shop in special shops, and even have their own lanes on the motorways, it should be a philosophy that exemplifies the mighty culture of the Fatherland.

Reading this book, or should we say manual on how to live correctly, and to think in the right Soviet self-reliant mindset will set you free from the gross Imperialistic injustices of Capitalism which fills every decent Juche following North Korean with immense disgust.

You must forge a path through this Red Book of Juche implementing its many doctrines so that you yourself are an island of self-sufficiency and others will look up to you as a beacon of Soviet light.

From work, lifestyle, entertainment, relationships and the final curtain — ageing, this amazing book will teach you how to live, to love your enslavement to communism, and will even give you essential tips on North Korean interior design.

Replete with guides on how to deflect the slings and arrows of banal Western culture and capitalistic outrage, Juche will show you the Western terrible way of living, and then conduct your attention to the correct Soviet way of living.

This book will even show you what to say on North Korean dating apps, although there are no North Korean dating apps as many are not allowed an internet connection or smartphone in the DPRK, but that is neither here nor there, it is quite possible high ranking Soviet Comrades are allowed to pretty much do anything they want, and have access to whatever Western capitalistic vice that exists.

Put down your North Korean champagne, for you are simply a Socialist comrade from Islington, North London, you must purchase this book for your family members this Christmas, then throw the turkey out the window and replace it with a quarter ration of boiled rice.

Comrades, order your book now or forever be consigned to waste, greed and the evil of free market capitalism — JUCHE is the ONLY WAY!

About Author Oliver Grant

Oli was born in 1993. After graduating from The University of Bristol with a degree in English Literature and Drama, he got a job in publishing, which he is yet to be fired from. He hopes to be married with children one day.

The Joys of Modern Air Travel During the Pandemic

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Tis truly joyous to fly the skies these days during the Chinese Virus pandemic. Relax, sit back in your cattle class seat amongst your fellow passengers and inhale the adorable odours of their feet and pungent body odour. It’s all about social distancing here as you fly at 35,000 feet above the ocean, as each passenger is crammed much like a sardine is crammed in a tin 2 millimetres apart.

Who needs flight entertainment videos, when out of the blue a berserker emerges, lashing out inanely, her mouth rabidly frothing, her eyes glaring in a rage only reserved for life and death situations? Yes, this is a woman, and she is acting like a wild animal that has emerged from its cage. The savagery of her attacks prompts about six burly male passengers to stand up and attempt to stop this primitive beast from doing any more damage, but this thing keeps going, there is nothing that will get in its way.

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How air travel used to be

If six large men cannot do anything to stop this creature, what will? One of the men even tries to tame the beast for a few seconds by holding it by the hair, but it lashes out with even more ferocity, its eyes blazing with insanity. This particular animal cannot be domesticated though, and it continues biting, gnashing its teeth wildly and uttering the most blood-curdling screams one can imagine.

Thankfully the plane had landed earlier by orders of the pilot and two taser wielding figures arrive to electrify and hopefully subdue this grotesque flailing monster. Sadly, we do not hear the familiar clickedy-clack of the tasers amongst the yelling, but the job is finally done. The thing is dragged grunting inanely head first off the plane shaking its whole body wildly and will hopefully be banned from ever gracing an aeroplane again.

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A picture of the golden age of travel

The journey over, now is the time to glow in triumph, to have just witnessed justice being meted out in such an electrifying manner warms the cockles of your heart. You are now yourself energised, and ready to disembark this particular craft, probably now riddled with coronavirus because of the shouting and commotion.

All that person had to do was to wear a mask, a simple enough task, but she refused and lost her mind in the process. Alas, the perils of stupid obstinate people with major chips on their shoulders, as well as massive grotesque amounts of arrogance.

“Put the Knife Down!” Philadelphia Police Shoot Another Deranged Savage Maniac

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You have to hand it to the American police forces with the amount of deranged violent maniacs they have to deal with on a daily basis. This time, the good officers of the Philadelphia police force put down another rabid animal coming at them with a knife. Naturally, it was pop pop time and the creature was put down in a humane manner.

“There’s no other way to deal with these deranged maniacs. Most of them are on some sort of psychotropic drugs and do not feel any pain, so no other form of force apart from a decent amount of lead is going to work in stopping these violent individuals,” one man on the scene revealed, patting the officers on the back.

Hopefully the officers will get commendations and medals for their bravery in protecting decent citizens, and cleaning the streets one lunatic maniac at a time.

“Anyone who defends this violent knife wielding thug is as deranged as the attacker,” another eyewitness said.

Unfortunately, the BLM agitators are already out there rioting in the streets, as soon as they heard of the shooting, their Marxist organisers decided to capitalise on the shooting as well as the timing of this event, directly before Trump wins the election.

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Businesses were stripped of their inventories in minutes

One BLM  domestic terror operative revealed her thoughts on the most recent shooting of a violent deranged knife wielding maniac.

“Why did they shoot this deranged man coming at them with a knife? They should have called out for a social worker and asked him nicely to put the knife down, instead they shot him. What a crying shame, another stand-up citizen wasted,” a BLM activist shouted.

Naturally the looters and rioters capitalised on the situation, many not caring who got shot, as long as they took home a big screen TV.

Whole business inventories were stripped in minutes by BLM mobs.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the city, more peaceful BLM supporters were witnessed dishing out their goodwill to innocent white citizens of Philadelphia.

The BLM crew are getting clever though, now they’re targeting ATM machines by blowing them up and looting the thousands kept in the machines.

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(twitter)

Obama and Hunter Biden: Sold Out America to the Highest Bidder – CHINA

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Under the Obama administration China increased its economic stance tenfold off the back of America. Manufacturing practically disappeared under the Obama/Biden ticket and millions of decent hard-working Americans lost their jobs to China.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

China had the upper hand at all times thanks to near slave labour costs attributed to the communist regime.

Obama and Biden not only turned a blind eye to the millions who lost their jobs in manufacturing and retail, but they did not bat an eyelid to the massive theft of intellectual property from American businesses and the military. Under Obama, the U.S. lost millions of pieces of intellectual property to China, who then manufactured American designs cheaply with no copyright existing in China.

The Chinese military was able under the Obama reign to increase its technical ability and upgrade its military capabilities with stolen blueprints from U.S. arms contractors. Much of the money made off the back of selling Americans cheap plastic trinkets was pumped into the Chinese army upgrades.

Not only was half of Ukraine lost under the Obama presidency, but China was allowed to practically buy off large swathes of America. Hollywood is a prime example of China increasing its influence in the West, it pumped vast amounts of money into the film industry, effectively dictating what American films disseminated as messages.

The turn in events took place in 2016 when a serious spanner was thrown into the works — Donald J. Trump.

Trump has attempted in his measly four years to turn around the gross injustices created by the Obama administration, and even though he has come up against serious brick walls, he has succeeded in some capacity to bring back some business to the USA, and to even the playing field somewhat in trade deals.

There is still a lot of work to be done, and this is why it is crucial for the USA, as a mantle of the West, to claw back lost revenue from China, to bring back manufacturing jobs to America, and to halt the theft of American intellectual property by the Chinese.

China is a brutalist, evil communist regime that imprisons millions of its Uighur population in re-education camps, and brutalizes the population of Tibet. China daily carries out a program of forced organ harvesting on condemned citizens, and Chinese hospitals are complicit in the trade of human organs to the highest bidders. Obama and the Democrats never said one word to China about these brutal injustices.

China has repeatedly ignored International treaties with Hong Kong, and has imposed its brutalist communist regime on the former British protectorate.

China only recorded 4,634 deaths from Coronavirus, which is a blatant lie and cover-up as much as it covered up the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic allowing the virus to spread globally unfettered for months before eventually being coerced to admit that there was a deadly airborne virus emanating from Wuhan, China.

Under the auspices of Obama and his administration, censorship on the internet increased by 90%, involving U.S. internet giants utilising Chinese communist censorship techniques to silence anyone critical of the Democrat agenda.

The incriminating evidence from Hunter Biden’s recovered laptop reveal that the Bidens are Chinese assets of its Kompromat program. The Biden family, and Joe Biden, are essentially the property of China and a liability to the USA’s national security.

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