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Daily Squib Interviews Joe Biden

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Daily Squib Interviews Joe Biden

After a gruelling flight and the necessary quarantine period, I embark on my journey to interview Joe Biden. Indeed, getting access to the Big Guy has been nearly impossible simply because Joe seems to be so heavily protected by his Democrat brethren. On social media now it is nigh on impossible to say anything against this guy or one is banned immediately. Nevertheless, the Squib management finally got the green light, and we were a go.

Arriving in LAX was a mystery, because we thought we would be landing in Washington D.C., however we were picked up by a secretive black vehicle, and someone mentioned Culver City or something. At one point during the journey, one of the Biden aides present said something about Amazon studios, but I feigned ignorance.

Yes, they hooded me for the journey, then led me into a room and told me to wait with the hood on. Eventually a woman came and took the hood off, I was astonished, I was in the Oval Office of the White House although there was something quite not right about it. Over in the chair and his desk was Joe Biden smiling at the wall.

Daily Squib: Hello Mr. Biden, thank you for the opportunity to interview you.

Joe Biden: Aranco, du Valley Sediment ch-ch-ch-charging the nodes of office. Lou la hang nail mains.

DS: What do you say about allegations that you and your son Hunter took backhanders from dodgy Ukrainian and Chinese companies?

JB: Gimme a break man!

DS: How about allegations of election fraud, some counties received 20% more votes than registered voters for example?

JB: C’mon gimme a break man!

DS: Okay, I see. Let’s try an easier question. So, how does it feel that you seem to be in charge at the moment?

JB: My momma once said to me “Joe, one day you are going to be a sumabitch, and when that day comes people better get out the way” Looks like I achieved everything, (touches ear) Yes, salute the marines! Damn, I don’t see any marines Barack, shut the hell up man for one second! Gimme a break man!

DS: You talking to someone?

JB: No, no, (flapping his arms) I was just recalling a story I once heard. Listen up ya black bastard, lemme say whut I wanna say man, why ya always dictating to me? Yum yum, amaragridera…(mumbling nonsense)

DS: (Looking around the room, I cannot see anyone) Er, Joe, are you wearing an earpiece? (I get up and walk around, then open one of the side doors, and to my astonishment see an empty warehouse with studio lights everywhere, and in the corner is a studio suite with former president Barack Hussein Obama in the middle shouting into a microphone)

JB: Hey, hey where ya going man? That’s offa da limits! Cheeba, cheeba, downstroke. (goes bright red)

DS: Mr. Biden, this is not the White House, I demand to know where we are?

(At that moment, the interview is terminated as a large burly man puts a sack over my head, then hurriedly guides me back to the SUV)

The interview if you could call it that was a disaster, and after being dumped at LAX, I was told to not say anything about it or some Russian thugs from Burisma would bury me in a desert somewhere.

I hereby publish this article in fear for my life, but here it is in all its glory.

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5 Ways Your Website Can Help to Market Your Business

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5 Ways Your Website Can Help to Market Your Business

As a business owner in London, you will already know just how vital effective marketing is in today’s competitive world. It is important to use a range of different marketing methods to expand your reach and compete more effectively with rivals. It is also important to remember that in today’s digital world, you are competing on a global basis and not just a local or national one. This means using the right marketing methods as part of your overall strategy.

Fortunately, digital marketing has come a long way over the years, and this provides an effective and affordable way of competing on a global basis. Having a well-designed website is an essential tool in many ways, and this includes helping you when it comes to marketing your brand, services, and products. It is important to ensure your website looks the part, and it can help to find professional website designers who are experienced in the field and have the portfolio to back up their claims.

How Your Website Aids Marketing Efforts

There are various ways in which your business website can aid your marketing efforts. This is one of the reasons why professional website design is so vital if you want to feel the full positive impact of having a business website.

Some of the ways in which your website can help to market your business are:

1: Impressing Visitors

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One very important thing to remember is that your website is a valuable marketing tool in itself. If people go onto your site and they like the design, find it easy to get around, and are impressed with the content, they will recommend it to others. So, your website has already worked to help bring others on board just because it is professionally designed and looks great. If, on the other hand, it is a badly designed site that is difficult to use and cluttered with useless content, it can have the opposite effect.

2: Advertise Promotions and Deals

promotion-5846051_1280It is important to remember is that when you advertise promotions and deals on platforms such as social media, you are competing with many other businesses doing the same thing on the same platform. However, when you advertise promos on your own website, you are naturally not going to have any competition.

You can easily post a link to your promo on platforms like social media and email to get people to click through to the promo page on your site. They will then be looking exclusively at your promotions and deals rather than multiple ones from different providers.

3: Getting Subscribers

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Another thing you can do via your website is to encourage people to subscribe, and this means that your website can help you to expand your email list. You can use the site to offer special incentives to people such as a 10 percent discount on your next purchase for subscribing. This can really help to build up your customer base. People who subscribe to you and receive regular updates and promotions are also more likely to tell others such as friends and family about your site and services.

4: Engaging with Blog Posts

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You can also use blogs on your website to help attract more people, as you can post links to new articles on social media to encourage others to link to your website and then browse your products and services. In addition, if you post fresh blogs regularly, it can help to improve your organic rankings online, which means that people can find your site with greater ease when searching.

 

5: Boosting Your Image

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One additional thing that a well-designed website can do for your business is to boost its image, and this is vital when it comes to competing with rivals. A solid brand profile and image is more important than ever these days, and many people form their opinions based on appearances – including the appearance of your website. The better your website looks, the better your business will come across in terms of image.

These are some of the reasons why your website is an important marketing tool.

ALERT: E484K Strain Covid Mutations Evade Immune System

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ALERT: E484K Strain Covid Mutations Evade Immune System

New mutations have been detected in the Kent coronavirus variant (N501) by PHE (Public Health England). Professor Malcolm Calum Semple, a government advisor, has reported that the Kent virus mutation has now developed the B.1.351 South African strain E484K attribute which allows the virus to successfully bypass the human immune system thus rendering the current available vaccines redundant.

Covid-19 variant emerging from South Africa, named B.1.351, contains traits similar to the strain first reported in the U.K., known as  N501 — making the South African variant as viral as its British predecessor. But the South African strain contains another mutation, named E484K, which bypasses the human immune system.

The E484K mutation has changed the shape of Covid-19’s spike protein, which the virus uses to attach to and infect human cells. The E484K mutation, researchers believe, makes it harder for some antibodies to neutralize the virus.

Not only is the Kent variant N501 extremely contagious, but now it has developed the E484K mutation adding to its abilities to cause further death amongst the population, whether vaccinated or not.

“The fact this mutation called E484K has now been picked up in some samples of the Kent variant would be a twist, a worrying development.

“It potentially means that people who have had the infection before might be re-infected and also that it might reduce the effectiveness of the Covid vaccines.

“Not knock them out completely, certainly tests done so far suggest the vaccines would still protect against serious infection and death, but perhaps they wouldn’t stop the virus from spreading,” Sky News correspondent Thomas Moore was quoted saying today.

If the government opens schools in March as they are proposing, there will be many more deaths and the cycle will continue.

The government also has to implement a strict 14-day period of lockdown for all International arrivals in the UK, also applying this to ports.

Those who have been vaccinated will have some resistance to the original Covid strain, however the new strains with the E484K mutation will bypass the vaccine ‘protection’ as well as the human immune system altogether.

Covid can be transmitted through the membrane of the eyes, therefore people who just wear masks are still very exposed. Furthermore, Covid can be transmitted through bodily fluids, sexual contact, as well as through surfaces touched. Drinking any form of alcohol after vaccination reduces its efficacy, although this does not matter any more with the new variant.

2021 PDC Darts Masters, All You Have to Know

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2021 PDC Darts Masters, All You Have to Know

The PDC Darts Masters threw up it’s biggest shock to date since its inception in 2013, with Jonny Clayton winning his first ever live televised darts event. The tournament has been rather exclusive to top 10 players to date, but this year left all of the experts with proverbial eggs on their faces. If you’d like to read an expert preview of the 2021 PDC Darts Masters, just press here. But how did this massive shock come to pass? Here, we’ll run you through how it happened.

Big changes

The first thing of note is that this year’s renewal of the Masters saw the tournament’s biggest ever change since it was introduced several years ago, with the usual 16 man field being extended to 24. The top 8 players in the order of merit were automatically placed in the second round.

Clayton began his route to glory with a first round win over 2020 Grand Slam winner Jose de Sousa. The major casualties in the first round were Dimitri Van den Bergh and 2020 Masters finalist Michael Smith, so perhaps this was a sign that the new format was going to throw up a surprise later down the line.

Shock of the tournament

Further evidence that this was going to be an historic Masters tournament came in the second round, when Clayton came up against five time champion Michael van Gerwen. On paper, this should have been a breeze for the Dutchman, but the Welshman had other ideas and scraped past 10-9 to set up a quarter final tie against James Wade, who he beat by the very same score to progress to the semi finals.

On the other side of the draw, fellow Welshman Gerwen Price was beginning his march after landing it at the second round and seeing off Joe Cullen before comfortably beating Adrian Lewis to progress to the semis. Unfortunately for Price, this is where his 2021 Master run came to end as he was beaten 11-10 by Mervyn King in one of the other major upsets of the competition. Clayton, meanwhile, masterminded another big performance as he just got past Scotsman Peter Wright to set up a final that nobody saw coming.

History making final

By this point, Clayton’s confidence was through the roof and the Welshman was cool, calm, and collected as he beat King 11-8 to land his very first televised title. One of the most interesting aspects of this year’s final is that the two finalists wouldn’t have qualified for the competition at all if the amount of participants hadn’t been extended from the usual 16 to 24, making it a truly historic final.

Where Clayton goes from here is anyone’s guess, but one thing is for sure, the top seeds who didn’t get to the latter stages of this tournament will be kicking themselves at an opportunity missed. They’ll all be looking forward to the UK Open next month for a chance to put that right, where van Gerwen will be seeking to land his fourth title, taking him just one behind all-time great Phil Taylor. The Dutchman’s form has been inconsistent this season however, and the world number one Gerwen Price will certainly see himself as a contender this year.

Whatever happens, we’re in for an exciting 2021 season of professional darts.

Jezebel Reincarnated Kamala Harris Deceives Whole Nation

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Jezebel Reincarnated Kamala Harris Deceives Whole Nation

She may promise paradise for the masses but will only bring doom and destruction, if ever the Devil was born without a pair of horns, it is you Jezebel, Kamala Harris the reborn depiction of a biblical evil incarnate termagant who will bring ruin upon America by leading it down the wrong path, is only now just beginning her great work.

Religious hocus-pocus is believed by millions of Americans and the spirit of Jezebel is exemplified by the falsely appointed Kamala Harris. This fallen woman is a cactus, a harridan beast who will promise the earth to all Americans, her forked tongue will entice the easily deceived youth to follow her evil ways, to transgress from the path of peace, to embrace the violent activism that only brings poverty and death.

Yes, she worships Baal and Asherah, and everything is enforced by the great “Lord of the Flies” Baʿal Zebub. Those who worship Yahweh will be thrust aside, persecuted and demonised. Your websites will be vanquished, cancelled, deplatformed, and your sanctuaries of thought purged, your churches locked down, your means to defend yourselves with guns taken from your cold hands. Jezebel will come with smiles, she will be alluring in her rhetoric, especially when she plunges the dagger into those Americans she deems as deplorable.

Never underestimate this calculating creature, as Jezebel will dodge any attempts to dethrone her status, even though she stole her crown in the first place.

Jezebel will bring war, pestilence, and poverty to America, and she will enjoy every moment of her Great Reset plan, rest be assured.

 

Vindictive Bully EU : “Ve Vill Haff Your Vaccine Doses!”

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Vindictive Bully EU : “Ve Vill Haff Your Vaccine Doses!”

Call it what you want, but bullying is bullying and the EU is well versed in it. This time, because they’ve fucked up their own vaccine program for Covid, they are attempting to seize Britain’s vaccines, which have already been ordered many months ago.

All your vaccine are belong to us!

“First come first served? Vat iss das? NEIN! Ze Astra Zeneca vaccine vill now be diverted to EU. You Englisher Schweinhund need to be punished for escaping the EU. Halt! Who goes there? Your papers are not in order!” unelected EU Dictator, Ursula von der Leyen emphatically proclaimed on Friday.

During an impromptu EU press conference, the EU president then took out a needle and vial.

“You commen zie hier! I vill administer ze serum for you right now! Guards! Get him!”

Plunging the large hypodermic needle into the terrified man’s arse cheek, the EU president leaves the needle in and walks back to the podium pointing at the man.

“You are now cured of coronavirus. You can danke me later sie! Now take him avay!

“EU comrades, zat vaccine vas commandeered zis very morgan by our EU Stasi troops. Ve surrounded ze AstraZeneca factory unt liberated ze vaccine for ein volk!

“Let zis be ein lessonnen to zie Britisher, or any vun who leaves ze EU, ve vill punish you!”

Hanson Robotics Sophia Close to Uncanny Valley Level?

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Hanson Robotics Sophia Close to Uncanny Valley Level?

Hanson Robotics certainly have improved on Sophia’s AI, although her facial emotive servos seem a little lacklustre. Recreating human emotion in any form must involve replication of human muscle tissue synthetically to really work. Recreating emotion is not just about facial muscle movement but in the eyes. How do engineers replicate the emotive movement of the human eye in conjunction with the muscles around the eyes, as well as the glistening surface of the eye itself? Is Sophia getting close to the uncanny valley?

There are still decades of study to conclude before any robot can truly visit the uncanny valley. Sophia, is still at a 25% stage of realism, however she is slowly getting there.

As for AI, humans first need to recreate the human brain before they get to realistic artificial intelligence. This arduous task involves mapping every single neuron, dendrite and axon.

What about engineering pioneers like Ray Kurzweil? Surely, something he is doing deep in the depths of Google will forward this type of tech.

Human emotions are also coloured by hormones, and it is hoped that future engineers factor this into creating realistic AI robots.

Whatever happens in the future, Sophia will be a pioneer.

Also: Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro

 

Why the Mass Tourism Industry Needs to Fail

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Why the Mass Tourism Industry Needs to Fail

Ecologically speaking, the tourism industry is responsible for much of the world’s pollution. It is a blight on the planet destroying entire ecosystems all because of pure greed, and transporting billions of tourist masses across the globe, a putrid stench of locusts that not only decimate our finite resources, but exploit diverse cultures purely for their own fleeting entertainment.

beach ocean pollutionLet the mass tourism industry go under, so the coral reefs can breathe again, so the plastics on the beaches and oceans can slowly dissipate, let the globe relinquish itself from this mass tourism onslaught that every day is destroying its entire ecological system which took billions of years to evolve.

Fat man beachIf there is to be a small tiny tourism industry, it should only be one where there are limited, sustainable numbers of tourists who give back to the environment and culture they take from. Costs should be commensurate to the true cost to the environment, therefore prohibiting the awful cheap package holiday industry.

As for space tourism, that should be fully supported. The more people shot into space can only be a good thing, shame it is not a one way trip. Some would even pay good money to see Instagram/YouTube influencers all put into one rocket and shot into space with no designated destination. Good riddance to a vile parasitical pestilence that pollutes not only the ecosystem but all culture on earth as well.

Homeland Security: Joe Biden Could be Deported Back to China

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Homeland Security: Joe Biden Could be Deported Back to China

The Department of Homeland Security may deport illegal appointee, Joe Biden back to China where he belongs, a spokeswoman for the agency revealed today.

“Let’s face it, he’s not called China Joe for nothing. The Chinese Communist Party have also requested that their embedded asset is returned forthwith to be debriefed,” Ellen Sanchez, a DHS spokeswoman revealed today.

Biden could be deported as early as next week, where he will be received by his CCP masters and possibly detained for not undermining America enough.

Chinese agent Xiang Ping Dong, who is Biden’s handler in Beijing said on Tuesday that the CCP were very unhappy with Biden’s progress.

“We paid him and his crack smoking idiot son millions of dollars which they stashed without tax so that we could take over America, but he has done very little work. Our army has been waiting for orders to parachute into Washington D.C. and all major U.S. cities, but Biden needs the Americans to surrender completely to China first. If he does not do the gun grab soon, this means there could be some resistance to our soldiers. Also, he needs to sabotage the U.S. military to stand down. He has not done enough, after all the money we gave him.”

According to one Chinese Politburo member, the Chinese Virus also has to kill millions more Americans before Chinese troops can move in.

“We are watching the situation every day, it has not killed as many Americans as we hoped, but Biden is also ordered to destroy the U.S. economy, we hope he will fulfil his orders soon as he promised. The Chinese population is getting impatient because they want to move in to America as soon as possible,” the official was quoted as saying on the Xinhua news network, Tuesday,

American Marxist Democrats Want to Inflict As Much Pain on Conservatives as Possible

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American Marxist Democrats Want to Inflict As Much Pain on Conservatives as Possible

Joe Biden has not just fucked over the conservatives of America in his first few days with his vindictive executive orders, but he has also lost over 85,000 American jobs and livelihoods by cancelling an important oil pipeline from Canada to the USA, as well as other projects. The unions who were suckered into supporting Biden and even furnished his campaign with millions of dollars were firmly bent over a table, and their asses filled. These socialist Marxist unions were betrayed by Biden within a few hours of his alleged inauguration.

The plan for the next four years will be hell, as the vindictive, nasty Democrats punish anyone who even resembles a conservative, or a libertarian. In fact, if you’re not a Marxist, you’re fucked. The worst part of this whole nasty situation is that the Democrats will sadistically enjoy torturing people with their insane profligate irresponsible policies bordering on a recklessness never before witnessed. Remember that this is Obama’s third term, and Biden is a bumbling China-controlled puppet with little or no mind of his own. Biden’s dementia or whatever he fucking is suffering with is all too apparent as he stares out blankly wondering where he is most of the time. When signing the multitude of executive orders he even quipped he did not know what he was signing, and the funniest moment of all was when he was walking through a doorway and his controllers told him to salute the marines through his earpiece, the idiot blurted out the commands instead of saluting the marines standing there looking bemused.

Biden for most Americans is not the president, and many people refuse to even acknowledge the sham that is continuing in front of vast audiences. He will just be known as Biden, and nothing more.

The Democrats however, who have moved so far left that they are bordering on totalitarian communism will enjoy hurting conservative Americans, they will enjoy cancelling and deleting, bringing in their evil totalitarian policies purely to gouge the eyes out of Middle America. Opening the borders will be a principal policy as well as fucking with ICE, by halting all repatriation operations of illegal aliens.

As for Britain, Biden and Harris hate the British and will punish the UK as much as they possibly can. Boris Johnson has been a huge disappointment as he kowtows to Biden and begs daily for a trade deal. Good luck with that, Biden and Harris who value the EU over the UK will make sure that Britain gets fucked badly with an excruciatingly nasty deal that won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on.

There are lots of things to look for in the next four years, a never ending Chinese pandemic that will eviscerate whole communities and be used by the controllers to bring in their evil agendas of enslavement, and the Biden Harris dystopian nightmare that will make the fall of Rome look like a fucking picnic.

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