Joe Biden apparently collaborated with the Star Wars producers and director to create a new character for the upcoming film. The character is called Rashee Sanook and will be a feature character in the latest Disney woke extravaganza.
Star Wars reveal
“We got the idea for the character’s name while invited for a curry at the White House with Joe Biden. As I was eating my chapati and vindaloo, Biden was talking about some dude in the UK. He said the name ‘Rashee Sanook’ and immediately a bulb went off in my head. We were looking for a character name all day, and it took a senile old corrupt creepy fool like Biden to come up with it. I chomped down on another onion bhaji and as the grease made its way down my chin I had the biggest fuckin’ smile on my face,” Star Wars director, Jeb Steingelt revealed to Hollywood Week magazine.
Star Wars fans were going wild at the new character reveal prior to the new film release in 2024.
“Oh man, this new Star Wars character really hit me. I especially love his greasy hair, and his red bud spot in the middle of his forehead. According to the data Rashee Sanook hails from the Gupta system but now lives in Mos Espa peddling lies to the residents for big sums of money. He serves the Empire and answers directly to Darth Bawbag on the Death Star.”
The latest putrid woke soulless Disney Star Wars film will be revealed in 2024.
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Well, Labour will be happy, they are now guaranteed a win in the 2024 general election. Rishi Sunak, a soulless plutocrat pen pusher who only sees numbers and charts and not human beings, will continue a program of extreme austerity.
What austerity means in actuality is poverty. Cuts in schools, hospitals, transport, housing, social care and other sectors. The NHS already at breaking point with waiting lists for crucial operations extending three years at the least will continue to lengthen. Resources will be cut in all crucial sectors.
Under Sunak, if you are a mortgage holder, or borrower, expect a rise of over 10% from now in borrowing costs. Businesses and homeowners will lose their assets as they go bankrupt or are forced out of their homes after defaulting on their payments.
Unemployment will rise as the technocratic Sunak nightmare will only value big businesses that are too big to fail while the rest are thrown to the dogs.
As for Brexit, that will be sidelined by Sunak who will appease the EU in every facet of policy. Brexiteers will be turfed from the Cabinet and with remainers like Hunt in the Treasury, along with the remainer BoE, as well as remainer civil service, it is safe to say the Blob finally won. When Labour wins the election in 2024, Brexit will be fast tracked for reversal, and Britain will rejoin the EU shortly after the win.
Wish there was some good news, but in true British fashion there is none. Death by a thousand cuts is preferable to enduring the next two years of this Sunak nightmare. But then again, Brits love their daily punishments, it is a national sado masochistic tradition enjoyed with a brief whine followed by a cup of lukewarm tea.
You have to hand it to Greasy Rishi Sunak, fortune has smiled on this billionaire in more ways than one. Not only is he rolling in serious money mountains, but he did not have to lift a single finger to become the first Indian Prime Minister of Britain in history.
Rishi Sunak is an unelected technocrat who has somehow been parachuted into the role of PM, and will no doubt cause more disunity within an already disunited Conservative Party.
This is a great moment for ghee oil merchants, who will be delivering barrels of the greasy oil to parliament every day to slap on to Rishi Sunak’s hair.
Ghee trader Jagannatha Agarwal, from Mumbai, was smacking his lips and shaking his head in abject delight at the news.
“Oh my blimey! This is the best news I heard. I have already processed 100 barrels of oil for Rishi’s hair. He will have so much grease in his hair those English boys will not be able to catch him when he is slipping and sliding around the House of Commons. Bhaarat mahaan! India is great!”
All across Britain, and India, Indian mothers were slapping their children over the head and urging their children to be like Rishi Sunak.
A truly historic day in British parliamentary history.
With the members of the Tory Party not even given a say, and a general election not called, one asks the question, is the British system now following the undemocratic EU system a little too closely?
When everything is fucked and there’s no hope, slap the fucking grease on…
It was not even twenty four hours ago that Boris Johnson was on a flight from his Caribbean holiday back to Old Blighty to supposedly save the Tory Party and country from impending doom by putting himself forward to become PM for the second time, before Bojo had packed up his mojo, and was back on a flight back to resume his holiday.
What on earth is going on you may ask? Well, what if Boris intended to dangle the carrot in front of the backstabbing divided Tory Party traitors from the beginning of this desperate fiasco?
“Boris didn’t just forget how he was ousted, he wanted to show his face for the last time, give the bastards a sense of hope, then wave the two fingers salute at them. It would be worth the trip alone,” a Westminster insider revealed on Sunday.
Many of the treacherous swine are now latching onto Greasy Rishi, the idiot who put Britain’s economy into the utter mess it is in now. Good luck to them backing a candidate with zero charisma and with zero understanding of what’s going down on main street.
None of it of course matters because the Tories will now lose the next election and the Remainer blob, along with the markets will continue dictating what happens in parliament.
Pop Antares autotune rapper Kanye West has told media outlets that he is now planning an invasion of Poland, much like his hero Adolf Hitler did in 1939 which sparked off World War II.
“I is gon invades da Poland ‘n’ shiet, namsayin? All y’all jooz betta get reddy fo’ ma muffugin invasions ‘n’ shiet! Where iz dat place?” (pointing at Australia on a map)
According to reports West then called his bank and asked for a loan to buy tanks, artillery, Stuka aircraft, and lots of pepperoni pizza.
“I axed da bank nigga, I axed him fo’ some dough, ya nah, hit me up wit’ sum guap. We only talkin’ $800 Mill it lak pocket change fo’ da Yee! Da muffugga must be a Joo cuz he refused my ass! Bitch azz nigga musta bin a Joo!”
Not to be dissuaded by the bank manager’s rejection, Kanye is now following the tradition of Hitler by asking for funding from the Harriman and Bush family, who happily funded Adolf Hitler helping him to build up the German army and his subsequent rise to power.
Football tourism is big business, and it will be more so over the next few years as people look to get away on their holidays and catch up with friends.
Across Europe there are thousands of clubs that lend themselves well to these sorts of trips, from Amsterdam to Dortmund, but then there are also some that are just completely on another level.
Yes, if you’re looking for a great European trip to watch some football this year, here are our top three grounds you should be visiting…
Venezia FC
The story of Venezia FC is a great one. This season they made it back into Serie A, now taking on the likes of Milan, Juventus and Napoli. It might not last forever, they are in danger of facing the drop, but whether they are in the top flight or second tier it’s a great trip.
Venice is a special place as it is, with plenty to do from exploring its ancient history to enjoying the nightlife, including the world’s oldest casino. But then there’s the football ground and the whole culture around Venezia.
Firstly, the best option for getting to the stadium is by boat. Cruising up the canals to the Pier Luigi Penzo Stadium offers match day travel like no other, and then inside the atmosphere is warm, friendly and exciting, a little similar to the hipster clubs you find in the UK like Dulwich Hamlet. It’s a wonderful club and naturally will round off a great trip in an incredible city.
AS Monaco
Monaco is one of Europe’s giants of football, despite being the club of the world’s second smallest city. The Stade Louis II is iconic, and the epitome of all good European stadiums, with the athletics track running around the pitch and an open end and the famous nine arches at one end of the ground.
While staying in Monaco is expensive, it really can’t be done on a budget, the Monte Carlo area of the city is stunning but pricey. Of course, if you are sticking around after a match rather than heading back into the south of France, a trip to the Monte Carlo Casino is a must. It’s one of the world’s most famous and luxurious casinos and has all the same sorts of games you’ve probably played on a live casino online, whether it be popular slot games, table games and much more.
It’s the city to hit the jackpot in for sure, and if you get a good game at Monaco, then you really have hit it.
St Pauli
They call St Pauli the punks of football, but you won’t find spitting at the players or heavy Doc Martins and mohicans, no you’ll find the punk spirit.
Based in Hamburg, the club have positioned themselves against everything that is wrong with football, from the commercialisation to the homophobia and racism that blights the game. It makes for a warm and vibrant atmosphere at the Millerntor Stadium, which packs in around 30,000 each week.
The side are currently in 2. Bundesliga but they’re looking good to join the top flight from next term. A trip to see them against Bayern would be a real joy.
Hamburg itself is a lively port town, well known for its big nights out and even allowing The Beatles to cut their teeth and transform into the super band that they became. There’s tons to do and with the city having two clubs you may even be able to time it just right and get a big derby if they both remain in the second tier.
Fear is growing amongst the opposition that Boris Johnson could make a massive comeback in Number 10.
The Lib Dems, SNP, and Labour as well as the EU are all sweating in fear at the mere thought of such a thing.
“We need a wartime PM and Boris is it. BoJo is the only one in the Tory Party who can deal with the coming escalation with the Russian war. World War III is evolving and will escalate every day,” a Westminster insider revealed.
Get the Number 10 flat’s wallpaper and the garish interior designs ready.
The Competitive Exhibition of Wagyu is a national competition where the best Wagyu cattle from all over Japan assemble once every five years and their improvement and their excellence are evaluated.
About 500 representative cattle from all over Japan join this competition in two categories: the “Seed bull” category, in which bulls and cows are judged on the basis of their body shape and other improvement results by age in months, and the “Beef cattle” category, in which carcasses are judged on their meat quality, such as fat content. Each participant competes for the honour of their prefecture, as excellent results increase the market value of the Wagyu brand throughout Japan.
Particular Points We Got Creative
Pyramid: The meat was carefully cut so that each block would line up nicely, not to become uneven.
Ayers Rock: We auditioned to decide the meat parts that would be suitable for Ayers Rock.
Grand Canyon: We used various combinations of cuts and colours to create the distinctive cliff face and landscape.
Red Fuji: The beef was arranged to show the difference in expression between the top and the foot of the mountain, while carefully exploring the balance of the fatty parts.
*The MIYAZAKI WAGYU used during the video shoot was savoured by all the staff.
This year’s competition, the 12th, was held in Kagoshima Prefecture from October 6 (Thu.) to 10 (Mon.). At this year’s competition, MIYAZAKI WAGYU won the Prime Minister’s Award, the highest award in the beef cattle category, in Section 7 of the National Competitive Exhibition of Wagyu. There have been no wagyu brands other than MIYAZAKI WAGYU that won the highest award in four consecutive competitions. In Section 7 (fat quality evaluation group), which is a new criteria of the deliciousness of wagyu, the cattle are judged on the content of MUFA (monounsaturated fatty acids) such as oleic acid. MUFA is considered to be an indicator of new “deliciousness” of Wagyu beef, not just its sashi, since a higher amount of MUFA makes the meat more melt in the mouth and gives it a more pronounced aroma.
About MIYAZAKI WAGYU
MIYAZAKI WAGYU is a Japanese black cattle breed produced and raised in Miyazaki
Prefecture, with a meat quality grade of 4 or higher, graded by the Japan Meat Grading
Association, and is descended from a domestic bull or a bull designated for livestock
improvement. MIYAZAKI WAGYU” is registered as a regional collective trademark.
If you have any question or would like more information about this topic, please contact
Satoshi Shinjin / Yumi Sekiguchi at [email protected].
After just 44 days in office as PM, Liz Truss will go down in history as the shortest serving premier in British history.
She was taken down for daring to try to lower taxes and create a growth economy, which is against anything the Remoaners and enemies of Britain in charge want. Brexit Britain must be a total failure and a miserable place to live, and a successful Britain frightens the shit out of the EU and Joe Biden’s anti-British administration.
Dared to Cut Tax
Unfortunately for Truss, she bit off more than she could chew and when the monsters came out of the shadows for her head, she gently laid her neck out on the block and let the fuckers have their way. Not much of a leader, and no bollocks, she had no chance against the vultures.
Having another leadership contest is a ridiculous outcome, and if the Tories had any guts left, they would call a general election right now.
