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Industry of Human Rights Lawyers Threaten Strike if Illegal Channel Migrants Stop

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There has been outrage and condemnation of the proposed new law from Home Secretary Suella Braverman to send illegal economic migrants trafficked across the English Channel back to where they came from. Human rights lawyers who have amassed massive fortunes by using government legal aid are now threatening to strike.

“This is an outrage, I just bought my third Maserati only yesterday. Who the hell am I going to parasite myself off from now? Do you think I fucking care about these Albanians, or whoever they are? When I see another overfull dinghy coming over the Channel, my already overflowing bank account dings, and my mouth starts watering,” a lawyer for law firm Pillage & Plunder revealed in the Guardian.

Whenever another dinghy is escorted to shore in Dover, crowds of human rights lawyers immediately accost the illegal migrants all baying for business, before the migrants are bussed off to a four-star hotel to stay in luxury and fast-tracked to be UK citizens without any checks.

“We are treated like kings. I have two lawyers working for me, and the five-star hotel is luxurious. I have breakfast, then maybe a sauna before a gourmet lunch. Not only that, but I then saunter into town to try and groom some underage schoolgirls to come to my room. Because of my protected status, I am untouchable and can commit any heinous crime without prosecution, especially with my trusty team of human rights lawyers working for me. Excuse me, ah, it’s time for me to go and find some young English pussy to mistreat,” a man who looks like he is 35-years-old but told authorities he is a 9-year-old child, revealed from his luxury migrant hotel.

Prince Harry: “I Might be Drugged Up During Charles Coronation”

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Having admitted to doing copious amounts of marijuana, cocaine, ayahuasca, LSD and alcohol, in his book Spare, Prince Harry may have to take the entire lot just to get through the King’s coronation ceremony in May.

“Hey man, gimme a break man. Tee, hee, hee! (sniffs nose hard) They’ll have to scrape me off the ceiling of the Westminster Abbey and shit. I’ll be high as a kite man, just floating in wonderland as they crown pops. Hell, I may even wave down on the folks down there as they point up and look at me floating in the breeze man. Fuckin’ A, some tabs here, some lines there, some bong hits and maybe a cup or two of ayahuasca…chill out man, party on dudes, it’s gonna be a freaky moment in acid heaven, I may even meet Jesus right there in the church and shiet!”

During his days at Mahiki, Harry would compete with his toff friends on how many expensive cocktails they could snort up their noses through a straw on the taxpayers dime. Along with the heavy use of Class A drugs, sometimes going back to school on a Sunday night was a hard burn, especially if the dealer was not taken care of adequately.

“It’s all about therapy man, it makes me feel better because I am so drugged up I don’t even know where I am or what my name is. I get all schizo, and paranoid there are paparazzi hiding everywhere including the ashtray man…shit! When I was in those Apaches over Afghanistan, I sometimes thought I had angels wings ‘n’ shiet! Blasting away those Mujs and towel heads like they were fairground coconuts. Beautiful times! Especially while on drugs and untouchable. I can get away with anything I do.”

Why the Vile Fascist Woke Censors Feed Off the Brief Outrage They Create

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It is a fleeting moment, a mere whisper in the wind that can almost be missed…yes, a moment when someone, somewhere stood up to actually question the vile woke censorship of either some past piece of much-loved literature, a film, a song or a piece of art. The woke censors, and the dead who follow them all cheer in unison, another piece of history has been subverted, desecrated and defiled for their woke fascist totalitarian ideology.

There is also a sense of delightful glee with these censors, possibly because they have caused immense hurt and damage to an established piece of someone’s previously lauded works. James Bond’s books à la Ian Fleming and other writers reduced to soulless castrated effete puerile excrement. The woke love to see others in pain, because it gives them a sense of achievement in destroying a man or woman’s entire life’s works in a matter of minutes through digital editing. Deceased authors cannot fight back, and they are easy targets for the cowardly woke censors and cancel culture fascistic sputum. Ian Fleming and Roald Dahl, easy targets as their works have been acquired by the woke publishing system.

Of course, there is also a sense of power that these little Hitlers and Stalins enjoy coursing through their putrid mud-filled veins as they systematically destroy anything that was ever any good. Giving fascist woke scum like this power is a deadly game, but the likes of Klaus Schwabb, and Soros just love to do it.

Yes, there are the odd people who do stand up to question the anti-art evil that is going on, but they are few and far between. The rest just shrug their shoulders and put it down as progress in some way — this is not fucking progress! Destroying established artistic works is NOT progress, and George Orwell, who is also on the list for imminent destruction, would be appalled at the sheer complacency of most people — but he would understand why the majority stay quiet, just read 1984 to realise why people stay quiet.

We Were Right About Prince Harry Being Programmed to Attack Royal Family

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The Daily Squib wrote an article in January on Prince Harry’s so-called therapists instilling thoughts into his mind. The poor boy does not know if he is coming or going, as he has these whisperers in one ear, and Meghan Markle – a master manipulator – in the other ear.

The media is now finally reporting on how Harry is being manipulated by multiple therapists, and those using the woke ideology created in Soviet communist regimes to attack the British royal family by making various spurious accusations in the media against the royal family.

Trauma based mind control has been around for centuries, but was perfected by Nazi and Soviet doctors in the 1940s who were then recruited into the CIA after the war ended. This process is utilised today by multiple global intelligence agencies including the CIA, Mossad, FSB and MI6.

As Harry is not exactly a man of the books, with a low level operating mind, he is not only susceptible to manipulation from the likes of Markle but the therapists who introduce themselves to the former royal. Gabor Maté is the latest therapist to be given the spotlight, and no doubt his book sales will increase with the extra publicity, however many controllers do not wish to be uncovered working their methods on subjects as easy manipulated as Harry. These characters usually work from the shadows, where they program their alters for specific purposes.

Britain’s enemies and so-called allies fear the rise of a Great Britain once again from the ashes of imprisonment and denigration in the EU. During the time of Britain’s subjugation to the EU, many nations grew stronger than the UK. There is a possible correlation with the attacks on the royal family and fear that Britain may one day rise from the ashes of EU death and rebuild itself. Attacking the very core of Britishness, through the use of a former member of the royal family who is easily manipulated, is a perfect way to destabilise the nation’s very core principals.

Cult groups also operate in the same manner. First, the victim is isolated, they are separated from their known support networks of friends and family. Well-trained, Markle performed this task with ease. Once the victim is isolated from their support structures, they are steered towards certain outcomes by the controllers through trauma based mind control.

As for the need for privacy, you cannot get more intimate than an $18 live therapy session where every past trauma of one’s privileged life are brought up for everyone to see. It’s all about pay per view privacy, for sure.

Biased Labour Partygate Plot Rears Its Ugly Head Again

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Apparently, if you are going to have any sort of probe into parliamentary affairs, you are meant to have an impartial Judicature to officiate and manage the probe. Sue Gray, part of the civil servant swamp, has suddenly announced to everyone that Labour leader Keir Starmer is her best friend, and that she is firmly in Labour’s pocket. Smells like shit, you say? Yes, it’s the Sue Gray Partygate Probe stitch-up concocted by Labour plotters all the way from the beginning of this turgid nonsense.

This time, with the timely release of the Hancock WhatsApp texts — Boris Johnson is in the crosshairs once again. It seems these fuckers just can’t put things to rest and are dredging up this hokum day in day out until they get a hit.

The funny thing is, Boris appointed Sue Gray six months ago, and now she suddenly reveals she is a pawn of Labour leader Keir Starmer. Sorry, but it seems Boris has shot himself firmly in the foot, as well as being party to some serious bad luck.

How Boris is going to get out of this definite stitch-up is anyone’s guess, however don’t count old BoJo yet, he is a slippery fish and try as they may, he always somehow bests the bastards trying with all their might to catch him?

Labour along with the Remoaners have been plotting to kill off the Tories since Brexit. One can only hope that these plotters are struck down once and for all, their treachery paraded in front of all to see. There is great fear amongst the Labour contingent that Boris takes over from loser Rishi Sunak and pulls the Tories through the next election. Labour currently think they have the 2024 election in the bag, but if Boris gets in again — it would be game over.

Oh, and next time, don’t use WhatsApp.

 

US Army Trans Sergeant Honoured by Joe Biden For Bravery in Fingernail Drama

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Sergeant Mary Huntstinks was today honoured for her service with a Medal of Honor from Joe Biden. Infantry squad leader with Troop C, 1st Squadron, 9th Cavalry, 1st Cavalry Division, Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks who is posted at Fort Meade, Maryland was involved in a deadly fingernail drama on August 15, 2022.

That day, during a routine ironing session for her dress, the wire holding the heavy-duty iron initiated an assault on the ironing board and threatened to fall off. Under heavy steam engagement and spluttering hot enemy water drops, Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks moved the iron to safety, pulled the plug out of the socket and halted the steam jet from affecting her wig. Afterwards, having broken several nails, she dismounted and continued trying to stop the wayward iron spluttering until receiving enemy steam jets to her face and torso. She refused to evacuate and led a small group of Marines to try and locate her broken fingernails, which had somehow gone under her bed. She then aided in evacuating the steamy iron to a bath tub until she was ordered to seek attention for her broken nails. She was honourably discharged on December 29, 2022, and today performs risqué partially nude shows to primary school children, educating them in the ways of trans issues in Oklahoma City.

Joe Biden had a tear in his eye as he awarded Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks with the Medal of Honor for her brave service to the United States Army.

“We needs brave, brave, jippity mememe Imma get icecream — where am I? Folks, we need brave soldiers like Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks, er…was it Mary or Mike? (aide whispers in Biden’s ear) oh yeah, gimme a break man! Mary Huntstinks, not Mike. I hope you got those fingernails back? Sheep, sheep, quizzle alama dama ding dong…phew Is it time for ice cream yet, jepotta vanilla mammaries.”

Engraved Jewellery: The Perfect Way to Create a Meaningful and Lasting Gift

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Have you ever seen those customisable jewellery pieces with state-of-the-art inscriptions? And did you recently admire a vintage jewellery piece with elegant decorations all over it? You are simply looking at an engraved jewellery piece.

Before you can click here to discover more about the best-engraved bracelets and jewellery pieces, go through the following sections to know what engraving is, the different types available, and common uses in jewellery.

What’s Engraving?

Engraving involves carving a design onto a hard, flat surface by cutting grooves to create a textual or visual effect. This can be done on different materials, including stones, metals, wood, and glass. Since the antique, the engraving technique has been utilised to create complex and attractive jewellery pieces.

As the industry advanced, artisans switched to more speedy and convenient techniques, including rotary and laser. Currently, most jewellery pieces undergo laser engraving, which is a more modern method.

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Types of Engraving

Currently, artisans and jewellers have various engraving techniques to choose from. They include both modern and traditional, and here are more details about engraved jewellery.

Hand Engraving

As one of the most laborious and intricate engraving techniques, hand engraving is done using smaller tools, and only experienced artisans use this method. Since everything is done manually, using hand-held tools, the engraving results may not be perfect as those of machines.

Engraving is a perfect match for individuals who love ancient-word charm and value craftsmanship. Remember, hand engraving can only be done on a few jewellery pieces and materials.

Laser Engraving

pexels-opt-lasers-from-poland-7254428Laser engraving involves a laser beam that moves on the surface of a material to create a visible cavity. During the engraving process, the laser beam emits high heat, making the material vaporise. Laser engraving is used to produce logos, lettering or designs into different materials.

While the laser beam can be adjusted to decrease or increase the engraving width, it can also be strengthened to curve deeply, enhancing the engraving texture. The best part is that laser engraving is compatible with different types of materials, including paper and glassware.

Rotary Machine Engraving

The lottery machine engraving method uses a machine-controlled tool to create a visual effect. This machine is linked to a computer where the design is programmed, making the result perfect and very attractive.

The lottery machine engraving is affordable compared to both hand and laser engraving since it takes less time. However, this technique isn’t compatible with heat-sensitive materials.

Computed Numerically Controlled Engraving

Shortened as CNC, computed numerically engraving is a popular technique at the industry level. It uses computed numerically controlled machines to make grooves or cuts on materials.

The machine features a drive and spindle system that a computer manipulates to cut or engrave the material in question in a predetermined pattern along a plane’s three axes.

Common Uses of Engraving in Jewellery

There are some popular uses of engraving in Jewellery, which include intaglios, decorative, and inscriptions. The intaglios were common during the Queen Victorian era, and while they were beautiful, they’re currently uncommon.

Decorative, on the other hand, produces pretty patterns on metal rings, and inscriptions involve the creation of meaningful phrases, smaller images, and dates, among others.

If you are looking for a perfect way to create a lasting and meaningful gift, you should pick engraved jewellery.

Crime Ridden Chicago Dumps Useless Mayor Lightfoot

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Chicago is now known as the murder capital of the world, under the idiotic mismanagement of Liberal darling Mayor Lightfoot. Thankfully, Lightfoot is out, having her bid for re-election after a campaign in which she came under fire over the city’s high crime rate. In true liberal style, Lightfoot came down on the police, and enabled criminal gangs to flourish in the Windy City.

“Under this Beetlejuice Lightfoot creature from the land of crazy shit, we got murders happening every few blocks in our hood. It’s getting so bad, people don’t even look anymore when some gangbangers shoot each other,” one Chicago resident said angrily.

In 2021, 93% of murders involved a firearm, and 8.4% were the result of a stabbing. 40% of murders in 2021 were the result of an armed robbery and at least 60% were gang or gang narcotics altercations. Over 40% of victims and 60% of offenders were between the ages of 17 and 25. 90.1% of victims were male. 75.3% of victims and 70.5% of offenders were African American, 18.9% were Hispanic (20.3% of offenders), and whites were 5.6% of victims (3.5% of offenders)

“It’s hell on earth here in Chicago. Lightfoot is almost as clueless as that London mayor, forgot his name…but it’s hell to live in the city. If there is a hell on earth — Chicago is the centre of it, and Lightfoot is the Queen of Crime,” another Chicago resident quipped before being shot in the groin with a 12 bore shotgun for no fucking reason.

Can any new mayor bring Chicago back from the dead? Who knows? Many think the city has been neglected and mismanaged for too long by the outgoing Lightfoot to ever recover.

Is Frogmore the New Coventry?

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It used to mean something if you were sent to Coventry, but as times change, now being sent to Frogmore is the new phrase used by people across the Kingdom.

With five rooms in this tiny cottage and a sitting room where you cannot even swing a crown, Frogmore Estate, a former servants quarters, is the place where Harry and Meghan were put into after Meghan Markle demanded to the late Queen that she and Harry should live at Windsor Castle. Instead, the ungrateful, deluded couple were put up in Frogmore. According to the news, Charles has chucked the couple out of Frogmore after the recent Netflix/book fiasco. The King has asked the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to move out of Frogmore Cottage for good to allow disgraced Prince Andrew to move in. This means the woke couple will have nowhere to stay if they ever venture back to the UK.

Prince Andrew is being demoted from a vast 35 room grand mansion with Brobdingnagian grounds and a long winding driveway — to a little cottage with five rooms close to the noisy main road. The humiliating climb down for Andrew must be sending suicidal thoughts through his frazzled, Epsteined single brain cell.

Being sent to Frogmore is thus the new Coventry. But, what happens when you’ve even been ousted from Frogmore like the Sussexes?

Frogmore/Coventry is now the last stop before the glue factory…and once banished from there — it’s the Phantom Zone for you or alternatively the Slough Travelodge.

 

Disgraced Midazolam Hancock to Move Back to Jungle Permanently

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The Daily Telegraph, have exposed former health secretary Matt Hancock who rejected the Chief Medical Officer’s advice to test for Covid all residents going into English care homes during the Pandemic. The result of this negligence was carnage, where many residents died or were allegedly helped along with shitloads of Midazolam — allegedly.

Serious Professional Misconduct

This is the last drop of Midazolam for Hancock, who is currently in hiding, and is packing his bags to skip any enquiry and get back into the jungle.

This time, there will be no TV cameras filming the grinning fuck head while he pretends to be a nice bloke. It will just be Hancock, mosquitos and a few crocs.

“Perhaps Hancock will receive some karma for the way he snuffed out thousands of oldies from this mortal coil. Hopefully, a deadly snake buries its fangs on Hancock’s tiny cock while he’s taking a whizz,” an angry woman who lost her grandfather at the hands of Hancock said.

Well, it is settled then. Matt Hancock will be sentenced to death by Oonga Boonga.

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