Artists Hold Benefit Concert for Themselves

LONDON - England - Corporate Artists worldwide are sick and tired of masquerading as caring benefit concert givers. A group of artists are now coming out and saying the lies are over 'we are the main benefit.'

Discovery Bigger Than Octosquid Pulled from Ocean

BORNEO -- Scientists and deep sea divers have captured an image of a previously undiscovered creature and are baffled and excited by the new discovery.

Live Earth Celebrities’ Carbon Footprint Huge

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NEW YORK -- The Live Earth event will create a huge carbon footprint on the globe in the name of climate preservation.

Spice Girls Really Wanna Zimmer Zimmer ah!

LONDON - England - The Spice Girls are back and the doyens of Girl Power really want to party one last time before they take the last gig in the sky.