17.7 C
London
Sunday, April 19, 2026
secret satire society
HomeWorldBREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon

BREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon

LONDON - England - Oil is set to jump when the markets open soon due to the scary situation in the Strait of Hormuz.

ai —Ensure our latest news headlines always appear at the top of your Google Search by making us a Preferred Source. Click here to activate or add us as a Preferred Source in your Google search settings—

Brent Crude closed on Friday at $92.694, and when the markets open, it will probably be much higher. With the US siege of the Strait of Hormuz and the Iranians halting all movement once again, plus some further acts of intimidation on ships, as well as talks being rejected in Pakistan, oil could reach as high as $160/170 very soon.

An Iranian ship called the Touska has just been seized by the Americans (unconfirmed report).

The oil markets have been very volatile with sharp moves in all directions due to the current situation, as well as disinformation, Trump comments and a plethora of false data being churned out.

If you use indicators or trade with bots, the best policy is to take them all off the charts because nothing works under the current situation, which in military terms is called a “clusterfuck“.

Any motorists who hoped for oil price drops will be out of luck for some time, it seems.

Developing …

 

 

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.  
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  •  
    ai

    LEAVE A REPLY

    Please enter your comment!
    Please enter your name here

    - Advertisment - proton vpn

    NEWS ON THE HOUR

    ai

    MORE NEWS

    THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

    The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

    KAjwhriuw024hvjbed2SORH