Urgent Announcement from Comrade Brown 10p Workers Reward

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful about recent changes to the state economy.

BBC Airs New Repossession Property Show

LONDON - England - After many years of inciting people to get on the property ladder with property TV shows and home decoration shows, the bottom has finally fallen out of the market.

Brown Congratulates Mugabe for Winning Election

NEW YORK - USA - Unelected British leader Gordon Brown congratulated Robert Mugabe on winning re-election in Zimbabwe after losing the peoples vote in the recent election.