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Fainting Woman Had Just Seen Her Obamacare Bill

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The woman filmed fainting near president Obama, had just seen the bill for her Obamacare treatment, initial reports claim.

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What a sad day for Obamacare and for pregnant single mother Karmel Allison, the 28-year-old mother of seven who had just opened an envelope before standing behind the podium where the architect of Obamacare was giving another one of his empty speeches.

According to Reuters, the woman had just seen her health insurance costs quadruple in less than a year.

“I voted for him twice. In Texas we gotta saying ‘fool me once, shame on you, er, fool me twice…er..shame on me’ or something like that, anyway, I’m gonna drop another sprog tomorrow and my deductible is over $34,000 plus a lot of the treatment I need is not covered. Looks like it’s gonna be selling up time. See y’all under a bridge, me and my now eight kids will be the ones in the big tent,” Ms Allison said from her stretcher after the speech.

The president received a round of applause and cheers when the woman was stretchered off still clutching the envelope in her trembling hand.

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