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Obamacare Subtitle C-11 Section 2521

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A little known clause in the thousand page Obamacare document has been discovered by eagle eyed liberty watchers in America.

“We spent months looking through this intricate document and found something rather scary. It holds a clause that for an American citizen to receive universal Obamacare, they will have to submit to an implant, possibly RFID or otherwise. No implant, then no health care for you, simple as that. I don’t want to scare the public but it’s right there in plain sight, subtitle c-11 section 2521. It’s tucked away so if you blink an eye, you will surely miss it,” an American liberty watcher on Capitol Hill revealed yesterday.

National Medical Device Registry from H.R. 3200 [Healthcare Bill], pages 1001-1008:

(g)(1) The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that— ‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; ‘‘(B)and is— ‘‘(i) a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable, life-supporting, or life-sustaining.”

According to the FDA, a class II device is an “implantable radio frequency transponder system for patient identification and health information.”

Disarming crucial before implementation

“I don’t think people know what comes with their Obama Health Care. You’ve got to read the fine print folks. Why you think Obama wants to take away your guns now? Because when they make you do the Obamacare, they’re gonna chip you and your family. Why you think the DHS is stocking up with millions of rounds of ammo? It don’t make sense to have an armed people who can fight that does it? So you first go for the guns, then you get the prize,” another liberty watcher said, before a black van came along and some men in grey suits took him away.

History will thus put the American government down as pioneers of the mass microchipping of their entire human population — not just the animals.

Worried officials from the Obama administration said on on Monday: “We just don’t want those Right Wing Christian nutjobs to get wind of this. All hell would break loose then.”

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32 COMMENTS

  1. The chip is in the blueprint Obamacare document therefore that means it is in the overall plan. Just before release of Obamacare they took it out so as not to scare enrolment of the population. The overall plan still stands however and their intention will be realized in the future. They will first start with welfare people who will have no say, then illegal immigrants and then the rest of the population. They are already chipping people in prisons right now.

  2. Now I know why Obama is linking the IRS to Obamacare cuz the chip will link all your information. The IRS is now linked to your health. If you don’t pay then you can’t get away ever. Once ur chipped that’s it. Obama is the beast. Mabus. Jesus save us from this ObamaNation. If we have faith we will defeat satan for he is among men today.

  3. This article is NOT about “ObamaCare” (Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, H.R. 3590), it is about the “Affordable Health Act 2009” H.R. 3200 which did NOT pass U.S. Congress; but YES, these chips do exist (FDA Class II devices).

    • You are correct that H.R. 3590 omitted that passage from the original bill but section 519 of the Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act (2010) does still include an unamended passage on rules for class II devices and data collection from them. This Act is still in place today and pertains to the Affordable Care Act. http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/USCODE-2010-title21/html/USCODE-2010-title21-chap9-subchapV-partA-sec360i.htm

      My guess is they got scared to move forward to fast with the chipping of the population so they removed that section for H.R. 3590. RFIDs are nothing new and have been around for some time.

      H.R. 3590 does include clauses that stipulate that all medical data from patients will be collected. This is found in SEC. 3015. DATA COLLECTION; PUBLIC REPORTING.

      I am positive that the American people will accept RFID chips soon, because it will have medical benefits and help in emergencies. These chips could save you or your child’s life.

      • Ummm, NO, you’re making incorrect assumptions here. I know of NO ONE that will readily accept the implantation of ANY device, much less this one. Have you checked the latest enrollment numbers? They’ve decreased. OBamaCare won’t save anyone’s life, but instead overly complicate it and, in all likelihood, end a few.

    • they reworded it as usual watered it down it means the same thing though.Its in there but do you honestly think there ready right now to chip people.they will eventually.but people aren’t desperate enough for help.BUT LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE MOST WILL TAKE THE CHIP.

  4. The typical doctor's office visit for "walk in visits" would be about $150. It is cheaper for established patients. So to say YOU CANNOT AFFORD medical care is hogwash! Instead of paying your $50 to $150 per month for cable and INTERNET like you seem to be doing (you are online) I suggest you tighten your budget and see your community doctor. Stop your whining and and take some personal responsibility! (PS You can also stop any drug use, liquor additions, cigarette cravings, and plan home-cooked meals instead of eating out so much then maybe you can afford to get your health back in order.)

  5. And the BLIND masses will stand in line to receive this mark, thinking it will give them security, they will think they are saving their lives when in reality they are sealing their fate for all eternity

  6. P.S. I don't have insurance-I can't afford it-I'm not offered it-and I can't see a doctor if I get sick–The insurance is not what i have an issue with its the implantable device! I don't have any power to deny your rights to anything on God's green earth- It's your free will do get it or not. but being forced to take it or be fined/denied treatment is the violation of your rights!!{that's what is nonsense} I was merely giving you something to think about. I hope the program works in your favor and you live a happy long life.

  7. I DONT CARE WHAT U THINK! I WANT HEALTH CARE AND IF THEY WANT TO CHIP ME SO WHAT? IT AINT GONNA BE ANY DIFFERENT FROM CARRYING AN ID CARD XCEPT I CAN'T LOSE IT. ITS PPLE LIKE U WHO ARE DENYING US OUR RIGFHTS TO HEALTH CARE. JUST CUZ U CAN AFFORD IT STOP WITH THE NONSENSE ALL READY!!!!!!!

  8. RFID is not a good idea people. If you think this is the answer to safety and better health and convience you have been decieved. You are brainwashed into believing this is all for you to make life easier, better, and smarter. You do not have facts about the rfid chip you have propaganda that you are buying by the truck loads. you will be tracked{easier than you already are}, info can be stored{or taken without your knowledge. i.e banking}, and it has the ability to control your mind with the radio frequency waves {this is a fact to control your every move} It dehumanizes people we are who we are for our ability to use our hearts and our minds….but this turns us into robots. This is an abomination. This is the mark of the beast. The government is NOT GOD!! when something becomes mandatory that to me signafies it is only good for one side. I would not volunteer to recieve this mark to buy/sell/trade..They have been grooming us for years now, with these material "needs" like smart phones, t.v., social media, cars, etc..this stuff is shown to us to be helpful ,useful, we begin to think we must have this to survive. It's all just a distraction– Its all for control!!! Don't be a slave, wake up!!! Do Not get the rfid chip…. There is a wonder book telling you what you can expect if you do take it{{The Holy Bible}}

  9. we should line up to get chipped?? GOD BLESS YOUR SOULS!! #1 We've successfully made it this far in life without being tracked and programmed I am quite sure we will be fine without it. Rfid chips are a mistake. Do you realize that can use radio frequency to control your thoughts. The fact that they have you believing this is a great convience and all for your best interest shows just how brainwashed you are. I bet you had to get a smart phone and new car and new flat screen t.v, get on every social media site, and believe everything the media tells you— just like they told you to….I personally don't choose to be enslaved!

  10. Don't take off your tin foil hat. Idiot. Chipping is going to save lives. Say you're in distress knocked out with existing medical conditions. Then when the docs come along they will scan your Obamacare verichip and see that you are fully insured, your med history and everything they need to save your life. If my child was in danger I would welcome this because in a medical situation every second counts. It lets the docs know exactly how to treat you.

  11. Gosh, I agree. Let's all get "chipped" that would be the hip thing to do. I'm an ignorant 99%'er like you. I don't even think we should worry about our Government knowing our exact location every moment of our lives, because they have never abused their authority before. Getting "chipped" will make us safer. And if for some reason the Government deems a citizen is an enemy, like Snowden; Then they can just activate the tiny explosive in the "chip" that was placed next to a major artery and execute him. That would be great. Because "they" would never do that to someone who is innocent or simply exercising their Constitutional rights as an American, would they?!….You are a MORON!

  12. hi Annette I agree with you. I want to be chipped. The possibilities are endless we all gotta get wit the future technology. Stop living in the stone age Fred..

  13. I read some of these comments and it makes me laugh. People should be lining up to get chipped. You're worried about illegal immigration huh? Well chip will stop that cuz once everyone's chipped our police will know who should be here and not. Just think you can go into any store and buy anything with a wave of the hand. All your medical records will be kept on the chip and if you are gravely sick and dieing then the docs will be able to treat you betters. They will see preconditions and med history. This chip could save your life or your childs life. What price do you put on that? Life will get a lot easier and I just can't understand all these people trying to stop progress. We're still Americans and once we're all chipped nothing will change. I'm waiting on it ..God Bless America.

  14. your thinking about it. thats a start. the blind sheep have to be woken up some how and your question is a start. now this story is satire with bits of truth in it. my guess is this scenario is planned cuz i've studied obamacare docs and the rfid doc from the FDA is true.

    i love this site because it makes ppl think they just dont take the juice from the mainstream media who are gov controled.

    ppl need to question so pat yourself on the back you questioned and that means you thought for yourself.

    we're all in grave danger now anf obamacare suckered alot of peeps

  15. Don't blame the voters, the elections are rigged, they have it all planned out since jfk turned his back on new world order they killed him to get a puppet into office.

  16. Health care administrators are responsible for the business side of health care. They coordinate and organize financial matters, attend to delivery of care issues and assist with managing health care facilities. Being responsible for all policies and procedures that are carried out within the facility and overseeing compliance methods according to government regulations means the health care administrator must be well educated and familiar with all aspects of the industry. Thanks.

  17. As to your quote in the Obama chipping report: "We just don't want those Right Wing Christian nutjobs to get wind of this. All hell would break loose then." You gave this quote but I check the Internet and these quotes only show up in this one report. You said the, " Worried officials". Who are these people who did not cite? Who said these things and how can you prove this is all true. This report sounds good but as far as evidence and or proof of who said what this report doesn't hold much weight.

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