Milo Yianapopoolus has come under increasing scrutiny from the medical profession after having a prolonged anal prolapse during another one of his narcissistic talk shows where he talked about himself at great length amongst goggle eyed Americans.
Celebrated by dumb Americans
The celebrated homosexual ‘right-winger’ styles himself on conservative values yet exhibits completely non conservative practices in real life.
Speaking after the show, the doctor who attended the Greek boy was overcome by what he had sadly witnessed.
“In this day and age we see a lot of things in our hospitals, especially from gay men who come in with all sorts of paraphernalia stuck up their rectums, however what I saw with this chap should be dealt with in medical journals. All I’m going to say is, it was somehow inside out. A thousand times worse than anything George Michael could have come up with, another Greek love afficianado.”
The American talk show host, Jess Jessup Jessup, was calm at first but noticed blood and faeces streaming from the seat where Milo had perched his well used bottom.
“I noticed some bubbling frothy red stuff. Then the smell of jizz and crap hit me. It smelled like an abattoir with raw sewage mixed in with the sounds of farting. Gay farting is different to normal people though because their sphincters are so loose, this was the sound of wind going through shutters. Backstage Milo had mentioned just being gangbanged by a pack of black guys, so I assumed rightly, Milo was having a prolapse right there and then.”
Luckily for the talkative narcissistic dilettante, he was rushed off to hospital with a plastic bag under his bottom where his insides had fallen out. The stitch up operation should take months.
“Let’s all hope this piece of detritus gets AIDS soon so we don’t see him blabbing his banal self serving crud all over the web any more,” said an eyewitness vomiting into a bucket.
It’s only a matter of time.