A TikTok food scientist featured in the Daily Mail ‘news’ site has revealed the foods she would ‘never’ touch – due to their high-risk nature.
The expert, who posts under username @donteatanythingyousillybastards, who has no qualifications whatsoever, shared the foods she would never eat as they pose significant threat to one’s health.
“Number one, is food,” the food scientist explained in a TikTok video.
The expert even listed 5 foods she would never eat and the recipe for preparing them.
1. food (recipe – don’t put anything into a bowl, mix for two hours, put into an air fryer for 8 hours, serve)
2. food (recipe – sit down on sofa, pick up mobile phone, doom scroll for 16 hours on TikTok)
3. food (recipe – put nothing in the oven, don’t switch it on, go for a long walk)
4. food (recipe – go to a piercing parlour, get your nipples pierced and a bull nose ring)
5. food (recipe – sit down on sofa, pick up mobile phone, doom scroll Mail Online for 16 hours)
The TikTok scientist now plans to make another useful TikTok video on what food to eat even though all food is bad and should not be eaten, next week.
*written in the style of a DM article
